Shaq is horny and desperate to bust a nut. He sees you and decides

>veteran mod: he wants to pound your gf in front of you

let him know where the nearest kfc is

>>40017054

Shaq might actually be a cool dude.

Having said that:
> Falcon punch to the nuts.

>>40017118
>Implying I don't just bust out 'How I beat shaq' and spin move him to death

It's like I'm actually on facebook.

>>40017054

> haha. i found a way to talk about my XLBBC rape fetish on fit!

ive thought about this seriously. if you're in a situation where you're gonna get raped, the best thing to do is act scared while saying you want to suck his cock. if he wants to rape you, he's gonna stay turned on by the fact that you're scared. if you stone cold say "let me suck your cock" then that eliminates the unwillingness element, which might piss him off, making him arse fuck you out of spite no matter what you say. so you have to manipulate him by maintaining being scared. once you're in a position to suck his cock, all you gotta to is bite his nob off and run for your life. its literally that simple.

>tldr if youre about to get raped offer to blow him then bite his dick off

>>40017328
Literally this. Or crush his balls.

>>40017171
It's like you're actually autistic

it's a dream come true

it's cool, i can easily run faster than shaq

>>40017054
Offer to suck his dick then bite and crush the balls

>>40017054
>What do you do, /fit/?
Shoot him

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>>40017054
Let him manhandle and breed my asspussy like an onahole fleshlight.

>>40017054
>implying it's possible to defeat a master of shaq-fu.

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>>40017054
>tfw I'm 7'6", 360 pounds. I would destroy that nigglet..

>>40017328

Don't run away
>Use the advantage to land a massive uppercut to the ribs and a headbutt to the nose
>Flip your would-be assailant over
>use the blood streaming from his stump as lube

Ironically the raper has become the rapee

>>40019049
Do you carry an elephant gun with you at all times?

>>40019551
In fact I do

>>40017054
0/10 shitposts thread

>>40017054
Does /fit/ even have mods?

>>40019372
>manlets...

>>40019729
Do you even have fun?

Suck his dick, and curb stomp myself on the lower jaw with a closed fist, then run like hell.