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Heh, whilst you simpleton ''powerlifters'' and latent homo bodybuilders hoist babyweight, I'll be in the dark corner of the gym doing the REAL training.
For you see, I am stronger than you both physically and mentally. You may laugh at my mask, but I laugh at your facade display of ''strength'' you hide behind as you strut around the gym, almost implying you could compete with me in a contest of functional strength is.. laughable.
Lets just imagine you was foolish enough to approach me..
As I see you walking towards me, I grip my weapon firmly and make direct eye contact with you. I begin to whirlwind my sledgehammer and you collapse to the floor in fear, as I approach I laugh at your whimpering and praying to your gods. I am a forgiving man so I allow you to live.
This would be the reality of the situation if you were to step in me in a way that displeases me.
I often ponder if a challenger will appear who is able to go toe to toe with me, yet there have been no worthy adversaries in the 2 weeks that I have been training.
Do you really think that I will roll over like a neutered dog if challenged? If so, you are very wrong.
See ya around, kiddos.
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hahaha what a fucking virgin
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>>40005699
>As I see you walking towards me, I grip my weapon firmly and make direct eye contact with you. I begin to whirlwind my sledgehammer
and i pull out my gun and shoot you
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>>40005724
*uses superior reflexes to dodge bullet*
heh.. time to die kid..
*beats you to death with tyre*
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If i pull that off will you die?
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Why does he wear the mask?
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>>40005790
i don't think so
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>>40005842
4 u
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>>40005699
Tell me about Jordan, why does he wear the mask?
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>>40005715
I see you're projecting your own lame sex life over the internet, bro.
I make big cums everynight to my 10/10 gf.
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>>40005870
Woah... that's a nutsack.
Didn't expect a face full of balls if I'm being honest with you
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>>40005874
This was stuck in my head all day and no I see it posted lmao
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>>40005870
Heh... not bad but not nearly good enough...
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>>40005699
i'm not a betting man but if i was id wager that your sad attempt at fakeposting is at least as pathetic as your life is
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>>40005903
jordan pls
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>>40005903
Jordan detected
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Oh yeah?
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>>40005987
back the fuck up?!?!?!
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>>40005880
She's just skinny fat though
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>>40005880
she looks like she could suck chrome off of a trailer hitch.
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>>40005870
fuck off faggot
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>>40005699
BANE???
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>tfw some guy in the gym wears a bane mask but is also jacked as shit
>but then he was already jacked before he put on mask
Not sure why he wears it tbhfam
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>>40006166
is he natty?
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>>40006166
Because he's jacked enough to wear a Bane mask. That's probably his only reason. You don't need another.
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>>40006198
But bane wasn't jacked. He was builtfat.
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>>40006166
it doesn't matter what he wears, what matters is his diet plan
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