>tfw going through a pregnancy scare >tfw stayed up till

>>39994242
Story pls

>>39994242
>stress ate
How the fuck is this a thing?
Anytime I am stressed, upset, or anything, I lose all appetite.
I can barely force myself to eat a piece of bread.

>>39994242
Did you stick your dick in crazy?

>>39994242
My girl got her period today after I came in her when I was drunk on New Years
>phew

>>39994265
> tfw different people respond differently to stress

>>39994242
Abort

>>39994278
why didn't you get a pregnancy test earlier you dipshit

>>39994307
She wasn't late yet you tremendous dick head

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>>39994242
Iktb had one last month drank a whole bottle of tequila by myself

> mfw it was a miscarriage

>>39994265
this is me

>mfw still overweight

>>39994242
Well stop being scared. Trust me fatherhood is the shit, and doesn't even get in the way of your gains if you do it right.
Talk to me, what about it is worrying you?

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>>39994278
>tfw she says she's cramping

>>39994242
>tfw stress ate ~2000 cal in one sitting

I did that this morning easily.


1xtub of ben and jerrys and 4 pack of doughnuts from tesco. Easy peasy.


Of course I want to kill myself because I am forever stuck in skinnyfat after previously achieving ottermode and discovering how much it changed my life.

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>>39994259
>jacked off after fuckin my gf
>didn't think we were gonna fuck again
>fucked her again but didn't cum
>realize there was still residual cum on my dick
>itonlytakesone.jpg
>now she says she "having symptoms"

>>39994265
Been a thing for me since childhood

>>39994271
Nah she's cool

>>39994288
She's a fucking Catholic mate, I have no clue what her opinion on the matter is

>>39994337
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>>39994278
>>39994476
>hoping for these

>>39994566
Trying to cut


Update: shes gonna take a test soon, I have a reeling headache and want to die

>>39994440
I'm 18

>>39995559
18, you're a kid yourself. Abortion if she is

>>39994440
>Trust me fatherhood is the shit
Really? Because some of my friends have kids and I fuckin hate those little bastards and I can't imagine I'd be much more appreciative of my own spawn.

>>39995725
I know man, if not an abortion there's gonna be an adoption and if not that I'm joining the millitary

>>39995559
Wait until like 6 months in
Bulk up like mad
Knee her in the stomach with the fury of the gods

>>39995559
>She's pregnant from cum on my tip!

>Not using birth control in 2017

You're American, aren't you?

>>39994440

>fatherhood is the shit
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>39995819
Well we used a condom the first time, didnt plan on going very far the second either. When I'm that horny I don't think about the micrograms of cum on my cock from a fap an hour ago. If this all blows over she's getting a copper IUD and that final. I'll even pay for half of it.

>>39995858
you didn't get a plan b

>>39994242
Ive stopped dating after preggo scare. Shit terrified me and Im to much of a loser autist to raise an offspring

>>39994242
2000 calories?
pshhh not much senpai

>>39995858
this
>>39995910
should've dumped $50 on a plan B. Yeah it sucks to lose your weed money for a week but that's what it is

>>39995559
She's not pregnant. "Just the tip" is a myth ironically perpetuated by a combo of extreme prudes and extreme sluts

>>39996014
Didn't even think about the cum on my dick until now

>>39996054
Thanks, I hope it's not true

>>39996548
Is your name joe?

>>39995559
Went through the same thing you're going through in high school. Thought I was fucked. Turns out her "symptoms" were pseudo-symptoms and it was all in her head. Dumb bitch. Don't worry bro, you'll be good.

>>39994242
How long before the last cumshot and the second fuck? Spermatozoa dies in 15 minutes outside

>>39994242
>being scared of passing on your genes

unless she's black I don't see the problem

>>39995559

>Stress eating
>Pregnancy scare
>She said she's "having symptoms"

A very special type of stupid