Post your deathfats.
Also, /r/ing tumblr cap(s) where HAES users discuss "deathfats", their name for "morbidly obese" people (since morbidly obese basically means "deathfat")
>>39980538
>>39980542
>>39980574
That's bullshit though. How healthy can that heart be if it belongs to a dead guy?
>>39980538
i went from 310 to 182. 5'11.
going to boot camp in May.
Keep it up, this shit is great inspo.
>>39980553
>token fat girl
When the fuck would you ever want/need a token fat girl
>>39980611
>going to boot camp in May.
branch?
I'll dumb my FPH folder
Enjoy!
>>39980601
The guy could have died in an accident and was an organ donor
The comparison doesn't imply natural causes
>>39980553
The story isn't as funny as the pic suggests, she was in the process of losing weight (without much success it seems). She diffidently wasn't HAES or anything like that.
She coulda been smokin hot too so it's kinda sad.
>>39980538
> Can't get teenager down from (I assume) upper floors of her house
> Tragic on so many levels
Top kek
>>39980601
>>39980687
>>39980693
This is my country
>>39980704
>>39980710
Literally shaking right now.
>>39980716
>little debbie oatmeal pies
HNNNNGG
it's been so long since i've had one of those masterpieces of food science and chemical preservation
>>39980710
wow, looking into those eyes are lihtrully offending me, I am so fuckin triggered
>>39980744
>don't live in flyover states
>don't see this as much as these threads would seem to imply
>>39980716
holy fucking what the fuck? is this shopped? It has to be, right?
>>39980538
>>39980678
>Being so weak that this picture manages to ruin your entire day
Evolution has failed us if this representative of our species has been allowed to live this long.
>>39980724
It was a joke.
>>39980729
if someone said that to me i don't know how i'd react. that doesn't exude self confidence, it exudes autism and, quite frankly, rudeness.
if this ever happens to me i'm going to manspread as wide as possible and deliver the same line
>>39980767
>"small fats"
>>39980538
>>39980762
wow, thats wicked fucked up
HAES people dont even trigger me but its fucked how even our acceptably fat 'holds it well' fatties are in fatal danger just from being fat.
>>39980773
>You attract moons and planets
>>39980755
Can any fat fetishists ITT explain what exactly turns them on about this? I'm aware that y'all like big bellies and shit but is it just hot in the way it looks? Like when I see a girl with a toned body and big tits do you feel the same arousal when you see a giant lady like this webm, or is there a psychological aspect to it like feeders have where you get off on the idea of people swelling to tremendous size?
No judgement whatsoever I'm just genuinely curious.
>>39980738
Should of tried harder to lose that weight huh? Let that be a lesson for the rest of you fat fucks contemplating a cheat month.
>>39980797
Yeah I wish this shit got publicized more, it's pretty fucking dangerous how these """plus-sized""" models are getting paraded around and actually encouraging women to stay fat.
Wonder how long it is until Tess Munster kicks it
>>39980738
That is kind of sad. Still, just goes to show that even young fatties are at a health risk. If she'd made the choice to get healthy 10 years earlier, she'd still be alive. Unfortunately sometimes it's just too late, which is why it's so important to let the 19 year old HAES bloggers on Tumblr understand the effects of their lifestyle
>all these women
thats it im moving to israel
>>39980601
Audible keks
>>39980662
Marines
>>39980830
Maybe it's the decadent, loss of control aspect of it.
t. me when I feel like watching fat porn
>>39980553
Wonder what her shoulder routine was.
>>39980670
Fat people standards for being "fit" or "healthy" are fucking hilarious.
>can stand up (with assistance)
>can walk short distances
OMG clearly the pinnacle of fucking fitness
>>39980565
>1974 - 2011
>35
>>39980565
>>39980762
>>39980797
>Plus-sized models dying at a young age
We banned smoking from movies and advertisements because it sent the wrong message to kids, what's it going to take to stop pushing these fat fucks on young girls?
>>39980888
Shame, she would be super cute with a normal bodyweight
>>39980932
Somebody in another thread said that was the infamous Trigglypuff. It looks like her, can anybody confirm that is Trigglypuff?
>>39980710
T A C O
>>39980943
>>39980888
Look, she's just naturally fat okay? She has bad genetics, it's not her fault she's fat she can't help it! She has a perfectly healthy lifestyle!
>>39980958
Lmao
>>39980968
>>39980968
>>39980968
pls tell me this is not real.
>>39980860
>noice
people always rage about this picture
>>39980840
>when you need spotters to stand
>>39980968
That's satire.
>>39980729
>be me on a trip from orlando to argentina
>one of the first to enter the plane, sit on my chair, shit is tight as fuck, i'm pretty muscular and tall 6'2 210lbs,my knees are already on the chair in front of me
>after most people sit, a fat girl enters the plane and struggle to walk because the rows are too close to each other
>i think to myself "fuck, she is sitting right next to me"
>she gets there and sit on the empty seat next to mine, she is about 5'5 and at least my weight, probably more
>after couple minutes trying to sit she sits and her arm is literally on my space and in the midle of my chest
>she can't even look at my face and apologise
>couple minutes of flying with fatty
>tells her i need to use the restroom, she takes exactly 5 minutes to unbucle and stand up then i go to the restroom and talk to the fligth attendant about how fucked up is traveling on a tight seat with a whale next to me
>she goes to my seat, looks at fatty and goes back to me
>"ok anon, i guesses no one charged her for two seats for some reason, there is a seat for you on first class, let me check with the capitain"
>after couple minutes talking with the capitain she gets back with a glass of champagne and leads me to a big seat with a pillow, a blanket and good food, she apologise and i sleep all the way to argentina
>when we landed and are leaving the plane i waited until the fatty get out so i can look at her face, she was looking pissed as fuck
>>39980743
She's literally only walking briskly with dramatic motions, and she's winded almost immediately.
>>39980968
haha what, this shit is actually amazing
like at what point do the followers realize this shit
haha how deluded you have to be to rewrite life n order to feel comfortable in your flabby skin
>>39980814
Some of her science is basic but her logic isn't wrong. People in these threads need to take a step back and ask themselves why they care so much about how much other people weigh. Get a life, nerds.
>>39981009
Legend
>>39980997
why in the fuck wouldnt she at least stir it in the sauce before adding the noodles
what the fuck its going to be all gritty, aside from being too sweet.
i thought fats knew about food?
>>39980699
This girl was so fat that she believed herself to be a celestial body; the literal center of the universe and deserving of the most attention.
>>39981023
>ask themselves why they care so much about how much other people weigh
Because as a Brit I have to pay taxes so the NHS can keep these fat sacks of shit alive, and I assume Americans suffer similarly due to Obongo-care
>>39980693
>don't even try
jfc people will buy into this because it's the path of least resistance
pic related
>>39980937
when you're too lazy to chew
>>39980678
literally REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>39980951
It is indeed trigglypuff. Can't remember its real name but google should be able to sort it quick for you.
>>39981040
>i thought fats knew about food?
Fat people don't usually love food, they love to eat.
>>39980958
I guess when overly fat people cosplay its fine though
>>39980670
>At 717 lbs men were still cat calling me
Those weren't cat calls
>>39980750
fuck that makes me angry as a Brit
source?
>>39981040
>i thought fats knew about food?
That's a common misconception. You think fat people eat a lot of food, therefore it must be good, right? WRONG. Fat people have absolutely shit taste and will shovel any sort of shit you put in front of them right into their gaping maw. That is why they are fat, because even absolute shit tastes "good" to them.
>>39980994
He said boot camp you stupid motherfucker. That's the only branch that calls it that.
>>39980716
Typical Nintendrone
>>39981016
she got the good things, damn what the fuck is wrong with smoked salmon
>>39980625
The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend
Every group of girls has one. They keep them around to make the other girls look better.
>>39981148
That's what I'm saying. I would kill for some baked salmon, smoked meat and cheese, and fruit right now.
>>39981139
>Oh honey
Why does that phrase trigger me so? I'm automatically annoyed the moment I read it.
>>39980799
>tfw feminism being misogynistic
>>39980611
182 is still quite large for a woman
>>39981023
She's just making a bunch of rationalizations and slick talking herself into being content with failure and despair. "So what if I die a day earlier" "people aren't concerned with my health, they just want to control me" "homosexuality was once considered a mental illness, therefore the whole of human medical knowledge is suspect" "sugar is as vital as air and water" "I like being fat"
She's trying to convince herself everything is ok when she knows it isn't. All of her "fuck you" posturing is coming from a place of insecurity and is just a frail attempt to defend herself against being reminded of the sad reality of her state of being by herself or anyone else. Don't buy into her fat and proud act. She doesn't.
>>39981201
Feminists have always hated women more then men ever have.
>>39981076
Ha ha! Great pic, Janet. Hope the kids are well. :)
>>39981142
Kek thanks for that
>>39981141
I thought all basic training is boot camp?
>>39981194
because it's condescending. If you add to that fact that she's wrong it starts to bei annoying.
>>39980888
damn that pizza looks so good
is it possible to eat like that once a week and stay lean?
;_; hold me brahs
>>39981194
because its part of the condescending repertoire of words that SJWs and fatties use to talk down to anyone who disagrees with them
>>39980693
Anyone else hate the way HAES people wilfully misinterpret the word "diet"?
>>39980729
>>39981009
That's why I fly Southwest. Chose your own seat.
>>39980767
>3X is considered small fats
>>39981009
I want to believe.
Which airline did you take anon?
>>39980538
You mean to tell me none of those firefighters could didylift 5pl8? Collectively? Must have been a crazy fire.
>>39980723
I remember seeing this fat fuck in these threads, he fetishizes weight gain, literally.
This picture is like 3 or four years old now, anyone got the more recent ones?
Or is he dead yet?
>>39981194
Condescension coming from someone who is wrong about something is infuriating.
>>39980830
It's the helplessness, it's like bondage but all the time because they can't move. Also all parts are huge
TO ANY FAT PEOPLE READING THIS THREAD:
Don't bother losing weight, you fat sacks of shit. You're going to look even worse with 100 pounds of loose skin hanging from your stomach. Should have never gotten fat to begin with you retarded fucks. Once a fatty, always a fatty. I hope all fat people die.
>>39980687
I wonder what her pissflaps smell of
>>39980538
FIT I'M RAGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
> Several members of my family are obese
> Eat shit like cookies and ice cream regularly
> "we're Italian, we like good food"
> Apparently "good food" includes all-you-can-eat buffets
> Hobbies include reading the newspaper, TV (reruns are a must), Angry Birds, knitting
> One particular family member is now 40 and still lives at home, she's especially obese
> Health gets worse over the years
> Finds out she has lymphedema
> Literally has trouble leaving the house
> Eventually needs a rocker
> Gets treatment and still treats her body poorly
By this point, I've grown up to literally hate obese people. She continues sedentary life and poor health choices.
> In and out of hospital
> Money is flying out of the family like crazy
> We go to visit once every few years
> Immediate family and I sit at dinner table looking shamefully at each other when she eats
> Nobody can stop her from eating poorly since she lives with her parents
> She'll bitch and scream when she doesn't get what she wants
> Continues to have medical complications
NOW SHE'S ON GO FUND ME BEGGING FOR HER FRIENDS MONEY.
To quote her daughter:
"Doctors turned an eye to my mothers steadily declining health, saying that it was simply weight gain, poor diet habits and that she needed weight loss surgery to correct the health problems she was having. No one was ever able to look deeper into the issues she was having, or give a recommendation of someone who could help. Due to the lack of support from several doctors, her condition rapidly took a dramatic turn."
I WANT OUT, /FIT/, LET ME OUT
>>39980926
I live in America and all toilets look like this it's awful
>>39980759
>have lived in SC, NV, and FL, in that order
>NV was relatively fit, not too many fatties but they exist
>visit family in SC and notice mobility scooters suddenly everywhere
>move to FL and notice the mobility scooters are supersized
>>39980693
Their whole problem is that they see their "diet" as some bullshit eating regime and a little bit of walking.
Sure, at one point I might have considered how I eat nowadays a diet. But now it's just how I eat. It was a lifestyle change that's kept me making natty gains these last 4 years as I run away from the heart disease and diabetes that plagues my family.
>too bad it all goes out the window at year 5 :^)
>>39981321
>implying all the "healthy" condiments will only be used once
This picture is retarded.
>>39981208
its because thats a man
>>39981139
set point does exist. in the sense that people get hungry points of fasting , whose bodies are regulated for certain sizes as standard, and whose appetites are triggered at different blod sugar levels. this is fact. this is also why it is much harder for some people to eat less than it is for others. at the end of the day, its all about calories in and calories out, but the process of surviving at say 2000kcal per day FEELs different to different people acxording to thir genetics.
med student here, endocrinology exams coming up
>>39980729
Honestly if someone would ooze into my seat because they are too fat I would be extremely uncomfortable. Imagine a flight of 2-3 hours even, or worse 14.
Especially if they said I would turn extremely rude and annoying, possibly using their fat a hand-rail or leaving my stuff on it. Fuck them, fuck them for being sick and promoting that.
>>39981309
You know a lot of people were raised by parents who feed them with shit?
>>39980830
Not a fat fetishist, but I've always thought it'd be fun to take a cunty thin chick and get her fat
>>39981354
>Also implying organic and kosher are more "healthy"
>>39981247
>is it possible to eat like that once a week and stay lean?
Yes, just don't eat the whole goddamned pizza
>>39981337
FL is an exception
>>39981059
I mean, yea, the shit's fucking irritating as hell, but I don't think they deserve death or medical neglect. Maybe tax being fat. In the US, our insurance premiums are increased for being overweight, which I think is fine.
>>39981294
>not shopping at your local poor minority grocery chain for dietary staples
any southern new england bros fuck with pricerite? because what this bitch just posted costs about 14 bucks there if i recall correctly.
>>39981309
you're right man. gonna jump off a bridge
>>39981417
also when it comes down to it berries/small fruits are ignorantly expensive compared to their (minimal) nutritional value.
>>39981417
>local poor minority grocery
>helping others than the white race
>>39980968
This is transphobic
Poor trans fats :(
>>39980670
>super morbidly obese people cant move
>haha jokes on you i can stand, i'm fit and healthy
>>39981023
Fuck off fatty
>>39980833
Should have. Work on your grammar gains, son.
>>39981431
>>39981365
From personal experience, going from ~3500 calories per day to ~2200, you feel hungry all the time for a few weeks to a month, but then your body eventually adapts, and you feel full with normal portions. Looking at some of the meals I used to eat, I have no idea how I did it.
>>39980553
probably had too much birthday cake
>>39981449
he's memeing you retard
>>39981016
>>39981148
People would pay $50 a plate, easily, for a meal like that
>>39981448
Why me? Out of all the spelling errors and grammatical atrocities committed throughout this thread, why was that what you chose to correct?
>>39981498
Why not? You need too learn a little bit more about the English language before posting here, okay?
>>39980997
*promptly vomits*
>>39981004
holy shit, underrated
>>39981294
>grapes are stupidly expensive
News at 10
>>39981282
kek but i am always amazed by just how much sugar is in a can, not so much the volume(because of all the empty space between the sugar granules) but how they can make it dissolve all that sugar without it being saturated
This thread was the final push I needed. Thank you.
>>39981076
>Literally a retard.
>>39980749
they are quite delicious indeed. I just feel like a fat fuck when I eat just one
>>39980723
what's with the bruising?
>>39980997
I want to fucking die
can we just nuke rural america
I relate to african americans better than these people
>>39981321
>healthy alternative to coke is coke zero.
>a kilo of sweet potatoes makes one serving of fries.
>you will use 1l of olive oil for said serving.
>225g of salt too, Arakis style.
>as well as an entire jar of mustard.
>and six buns
>and 4 patties.
>also, apparently a lean beef patty or chicken breast is not healthy enough.
>you need to buy and use an entire shaker of sesame seeds for buns that clearly already have sesame on them.
>a jar of mayo, a can of salt and 100g of mustard go in a spponful of sauce
Is the person who made this utterly retarded or is this parody of how fatasses think?
>>39980733
saw a documentary about that guy. Even had/has a wife. Did he make it?
>>39981294
>grapes
grapes aren't even a healthy fruit reeeeeee
eat some apples and oranges
>>39981511
Bro you got autism. I'm so sorry. Now tell me I should of (kek) put a comma after bro.
>>39980733
Didn't this dude actually lose all that weight?
>>39980755
>starting strength BBW
Rippetoe strikes again
>>39980789
Why would we hate this?
>>39980670
>It is often assumed fat people can barely move and never leave their beds but this woman is standing up just fine
>You can be morbidly obese and still be healthy and able to live a normal active life
>At my heaviest I was 717 lbs and men would still catcall me when I was in my mobility scooter buying groceries
>fat people can stand on their own and live normal active lives
>when I was in my mobility scooter buying groceries
This has to be satire. No fucking way is she unable to see the irony in her statements.
>>39981561
Also, I guess I should of said have and not got. Really though, who the fuck cares?
>>39981542
>a kilo of sweet potatoes makes one serving of fries.
>and six buns
>and 4 patties.
I DONT WANNA HEAR JUST ONE PATTY, CMON LETS GET BIG!!
>>39981331
>women complains about lymphedema because she's fat so she can't move
>my dad has lymphedema from having tons of his lymphnodes taken out due to cancer and he walked 6 miles the other day
I hate when fat people try to blame shit other than being fat on why their life sucks
>>39981461
This.
>Go on a cut, 3000kcal to 1500kcal.
>Feel terribly hungry for the first week.
>After a week it becomes tolerable.
>After the first month I barely think about it.
>A bit over 3 months and almost 20kg later it's new years.
>Decide to eat first cheat meal: Huge fucking pizza, favourite snacks and sweets, guinness, coke, the works.
>The first couple of bites are heaven.
>An hour in the sheer greasiness of it all disgust me so much I have to vomit.
>Make some olive-lime chicken. Pure bliss.
If eating healthy and appropriate portions was as miserable as it seems during your first couple of weeks to months, then everyone would be obese.
>>39981247
>is it possible to eat like that once a week and stay lean?
you can as long as you don't pig out and eat an entire pizza
>>39981561
No, I am sorry about you because I obviously am two smart too argue with you.
>>39981015
It's absolutely her fault she's fat and shit, but I challenge anyone to walk briskly with, what, 300 pounds strapped to them, and not get winded
>>39981105
Rage away bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPmtBg4wPH0
>>39981605
>tfw not smart enough to argue
>>39980719
>guy in the bottom left
holy shit my sides
>>39981585
>>39981331
/FPH/: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION
>>39981542
>Arakis style
kek
>>39980968
>the female race
>>39980611
i love you
>>39981575
>inb4 Poe's Law
>>39980574
IIRC the heart on the left is healthy, you're supposed to have a bit of fat around it
>>39981040
>crazy girl eats sand
>>39980983
entire thing is satire
>>39981587
This. If you reduce calories drastically, you will feel very hungry for the first week or two, after that it will get constantly easier. At some point your TDEE would be the same amount of calories you started cutting with, where you would either lower calories further or enjoy new leanness.
>>39980915
Try again using common core
>>39981016
She doesnt realize it, but shes not mad because of the things she got.
Shes actually just mad she didnt get to eat all the food.
>>39981337
>move to FL and notice the mobility scooters are supersized
Where at? It's not the case here in South Florida. But, of course, fucking Latin Americans are the most vain group of people I've ever been around.
>>39981337
Florida fag here
We get the off cast pieces of shit from everywhere else. Pasty ass fuckers who came to the beach once and refused to leave.
>>39981725
Not that much fat at all though. Not even the pig hearts I dissected in class had nearly that much fat around them.
>>39981539
kill yourself
>>39981760
Central Florida / Volusia county. Though, to be totally fair, there are people way more fit here than I saw in Nevada on average, too, likely due to the nicer weather (versus northern Nevada) and proximity to the beach.
>>39980696
visualappetitesupressant.jpeg
>>39980710
Shame this isn't a gif. I think her endless chewing would be hypnotic.
>>39981294
>eating healthy means only buying the most expensive luxury fruit
ranted about this exact thing to my family yesterday, its disgusting how many people conflate the two
>>39981754
If her storytelling was reliable she'd actually be somewhat justified in being annoyed actually. But I severely doubt it. She probably got a very nice salad and went "the fuck is this lettuce and vinegar?" because it didn't have any cheese and bacon in it. Spaghetti squash with garlic and butter is fucking delicious and so is baked salmon holy shit. Then she probably got a poached pear or whatever and complained it was "fruit".
>>39981791
Yeah, I reckon the beach is a huge motivating factor in staying in shape
complaining about a yoga instructor being able to effortlessly do beginners yoga...
>>39981016
>[Not eating too much unhealthy food] privilege is not having people assume you must eat too much or unhealthy food just because you [eat too much unhealthy food]
>>39980799
>thicker persuasion
where is my reaction folder when I need it
>>39980738
>>39980948
Shut the fuck up with that shit you faggots.
>>39981076
>Whales eat fish
No they don't REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>39980767
this is pure fucking poetry, the anatomy of fatlogic dissecting itself in an organized structured fashion
>>39981321
Fixed this shit.
>>39980968
i cant tell whats satire and whats not satire any more
>>39980853
>burgercock likes this
kek
>>39981498
Because "should of" is the worst thing ever.
IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE,
HOW CAN YOU BE THAT DENSE!
>>39981016
who the fuck complains about getting salmon?
>>39980825
kek'd. based brother.
>>39981948
>salmon
>the sweaty, diseased, unwashed, shit smeared cock of the seas
no, thanks.
>>39981909
Welcome to 2017, the post fact world.
>>39981194
>Oh honey
fat bitch cant even go one sentence with out mentioning food
>>39980773
damn that lard got BTFO
>>39980687
>>39981365
What is, fill up on leafy low call greens all the time Alex?
Next I'd like to move to, is he a doctor if he can't properly form a sentence or spell for 500
https://www.reddit.com/r/loseit/comments/5n3lai/open_letter_of_apology/
Reddit I know, but this makes me sick. Dude leads active lifestyle, hates fatties and then gets injured. Eats more than he used to and no longer leads the active lifestyle and gets fat.
Everyone amazed at this.
What the fuck guys? He was one of us!
>>39981891
god's work
>>39981982
>sweaty cock of the seas
Huh, yes please?
>>39981028
raging hard on this one, bitch is gonna kill her dad in name of haes
>>39982005
This is what "body positivity" does.
>>39980773
BASED THINSPO
>>39982032
Well the dad has to be pretty dumb to ask her obvious whale of a daughter to plan his meals.
>>39980837
holy fuck
>>39981557
How aren't grapes healthy?
>>39980743
Meh at least she's acknowledged the issue.
>>39980844
Manlets get no sympathy from plebbits
>>39982000
>>39981016
>complaining about baked salmon
salmon is fucking delicious
>>39980687
>comparing a cane or wheelchair to a fattyscooper
>comparing the struggle of someone who lost their mobility in shitty circumstances and often give it their all in physiotherapy to try and regain as much as they can to your refusal to diet and exercise
Seriously, this gets to a point where it's just disgusting. If you want to be fat go be fat DON'T PRETEND IT'S OK. You are seriously ruining lives in the most petty way I have ever seen. When the fuck are obese people gonna be forced by law to engage in weight loss.
>>39982105
>salmon is delicious
What the fuck is it with all the fags on /fit/? Salmon is literally cock substitute. They give it to homosexuals who are on cock-withdrawals.
>>39981321
I just ate chicken, veggies, rice+lentils for like $2. More food than her big mac meal, less money, and like 1/5 of the calories.
Oh, and I just used water instead of diet coke. Do these people not know about water? It comes from the faucet. Costs like $0.10/gallon
>>39982132
>t. no gains
>>39982064
[spoiler]its fat fetish porn[/spoiler]
>>39980932
Even her tits want to get away from her
>>39980797
Everyone is looking away, except for a couple of what must be fat dykes.
>>39980704
kek, fatties are as delusional as pedos.
>>39981294
Where the fuck do you shop that this would cost that much?
Even if the fruits were out of season it's still like 15 bucks.
>>39982141
See >>39981891, fatties will shut down all their fucking reason to somehow claim that eating less calories is more expensive.
>>39982049
fair enough
>>39980729
>Looks like we get to share a personal space bubble today
>I hope you like cuddling
I think I finally understand all this triggering stuff. No chance I'd be civil and accept that. Get off of my personal space fatty!
>>39981282
A can of coke has 36 g of sugar, which is a whole lot of fucking sugar but not that much
>>39980968
I dont believe it, this has to be a troll, nobody is this fucking retarded.
>>39982184
there's some tumblr post somewhere that gets posted sometimes, a fat woman goes to a baseball game. She complains about the seats being too small. Her fat spills over into the next seat, where a human sized woman is apparently making rude remarks to her friend about the walrus sitting next to her.
Fatty goes up to get food because it had probably been 10 minutes since she last gorged herself. When she gets back, human-sized woman had put a piece of cardboard up on her side of the armrest. Fatty couldn't fit in her seat now. Tried complaining about it, security told her to fuck off because human-woman had every right to put whatever she wanted on her side of the armrest. Fatty has to leave the game because the seats are only big enough for humans to sit in.
Really wish I could find the post but it was hilarious.
>>39980743
The knees scream for death.
>>39980844
There's surgery for being fat, too
>>39981780
>buttmad cleetus
>>39981511
People that correct other's spelling online are in the same level that those who argue what the propper pronunciation of "meme" is.
>>39980716
>that's right I'm a girl gamer, no you can't date me!
>>39982132
Explains why I like salmon so much honestly.
>>39982219
I've got you, buddy.
>>39981751
kek
>>39982241
what possible correlation is there with being a red neck and fucking salmon?
>>39980773
That is a very good argument, what happened to HAES!?
>>39982177
People can't cook. Fast food is easily available and heavily advertised. It's also loaded with sugar, salt and fat to trigger reward centres in the brain.
>>39982258
thanks!
>omg a fat person eating alert!
it's like she recognizes the problem, but still just doesn't care
>>39982244
It's meem.
>>39982288
it's obviously meemee
>>39982241
Considering blacks only make up around 11 percent of the US population yet make up a massively disproportionate amount fatties, he's not wrong
also
>Shanice
totally not a basketball-american name
>>39982272
>People can't cook.
Then they're not fucking adults in my book. The worst are the cunts who advertise it like it's a badge of honor.
>>39982005
He went from 170 to 290. Guy should honor kill himself. You tore your Achilles? Big fucking deal. That doesn't give you license to just give up on the whole "having a body" thing.
This fucking narrative of "it could happen to anyone" is complete bullshit. This dude didn't gain over a hundred pounds because he temporarily lost mobility. He's a glutton. And a crybaby about it.
Dude is twisted being ashamed of who he was because he laughed at fat people. He should be ashamed of who he is now. I have no sympathy. Fuck him and fuck all those other happy horking walruses in the comment section. I hope they all die tomorrow.
>>39981004
I kek'd
>>39981103
>this bitch looks like ten packs of chewed bubblegum stuffed in a finger cot
9/10 kek'd audibly
>>39982317
>>39982005
I have both a knee injury and turf toe. I can't do cardio or leg work. I've lost a decent amount of muscle over the last 2 years but have avoided getting fat just by maintaining a healthy diet.
>>39982132
Kek.
>>39982334
How does this prohibit you from lifting things with your upper body?
>>39982272
>>39982304
I cook very basic shit. Plain (or lightly seasoned) chicken breast. Microwaving canned veggies. Etc.
I have a fat friend who is really into cooking, but cooking elaborate fancy dishes that are loaded with extra calories. So she's fat.
Anyway she came over the other week and made some comment about how I needed to grow up and learn to do "real cooking" because apparently my diet was too simplistic for her
Like, fuck you bitch you need to grow up and learn how to eat a fucking chicken breast instead of eating shit loaded with butter and sugar and fat all the time
>>39982317
this
my dad had a bone spur and an Achilles tendon issue and yeah he gained a few pounds but not 100 pounds and he lost the weight as soon as he could run again. It's one thing to break your diet and another thing to eat an entire thing of chips ahoy with a liter of coke. Thats a glutton or depression issue
>>39980899
Would love to see this"research"
Thin privilege is being able to have a trained professional carry your lifeless body out a window.
>>39980733
Didn't this guy have like a debilitating tumor and they were taking him to a hospital?
>>39980710
I want her to sit on my face
>>39982365
yeah I can lift upper, although I also had an elbow injury for a while. But lifting upper only gets you so far, and without cardio or leg days I can't really bulk without just getting fat, and if I do get fat then it takes longer for me to cut
>>39982371
Proof? We don't need no stinking proof.
Fucking shitlords, I swear.
Anyone else have 'Body positive' parents?
I've gone from 310 to 250 in the last 10 months. My parents started out pretending to be happy but have started coming up with passive agrressive lies to try and prevent me losing weight
Their main 'concern' seems to be vitamin toxicity. They keep telling me 'my healthy diet has deadly amounts of vitamin a/k/e/c/b6'
Last week I had two kiwi fruits for breakfast and my dad told me I was going to get 'sideways scurvy' which is like refeeding syndrome but for pirates, who ate fruit after months without it and had heart attacks from the vitamin C.
They seem to think salt, fat and sugar are fine though. But too much vitamin K will 'turn you blind'
>>39980741
I wonder if the memed personal trainer behind her and that based blonde are a couple.
>>39981347
we all know exactly why that filthy mudslime did this and it wasn't because of the body type
>>39982054
They are pelets of sugar water
>>39981209
>2310 kcal shake
Nvm the 5$ shake, wtf does a shake that is 3 meals in one taste like?
>>39982101
kek
>>39980670
>my sides
>>39982387
I have a home gym and am a bit of a BDSM and hooker enthusiast. For the past year I really have considered hiring a fat prost for a week and forcing her to get /fit. You know: teach her how to squat (with a non-meme squat plug in her ass,) forcing her to eat chicken breasts and broccoli the whole time, throwing junk food in the toilet in front of her, maybe hire a /fit/ prost and make the fat one lick her hammies while forcing her to admit how superior the other chick is. But that would probably be really expensive and my family is prone to unannounced visits so I don't know well they would react to a fat naked chick smeared in peanut butter doing DLs while screaming "lightweight, baby!"
>>39980773
Where can I find this girl and marry her?
>>39982447
Here
I am 5'8 and used to be 189lbs at my worst. Now I am happy 158lbs since I moved out but every time I come home they try to stuff me with their delicious but calorie dense food.
They were born and raised in an extremely poor shithole (former Soviet Union) and had times where there wasn't enough to eat for them and they had to "starve" (not like in Africa but feeling hungry all the time). Maybe this is why we are eating too much food in our family since they left this communist shithole.
>>39982376
>>39982462
Because every politician has to pander to the jews and the liberals - feminist are usually both, also kill yourself you fucking idiot.
>>39981016
>Thin privilege is being allowed to eat the food you want
You could have ordered off the menu? And had what you want? You chose to let the chef decide.
>>39982447
I feel like this isn't the first time I've seen you post one of these comedy stories in an fph thread.
>>39981332
I live in merica and have seen literally nothing like this irl
>>39980741
His face gets me everytime
>>39980773
But she is too skinny and she does need meat on her bones. Do we need to have another skinny-hate thread to remind everybody that skellies are barely better than hams?
>>39981432
Not sure if trans fat is describing a fat tranny or if it means somebody who is skinny but views themself as fat
>thin privilege is not disrupting the orbit of geostationary satellites
>>39981891
>quorn burgers
>actual baby food
is this a joke?
>>39982512
That guy is just a manlet is all.
>>39982485
You absolutely need to do this. Start a gofundme, I'll donate.
>>39982527
I think it's the latter, you know "phantom fat" and shit. Jesus, /fit/izens are probably the only group besides mentally ill liberal arts majors who are well versed in fat studies and it's terminology. Has the abyss finally gazed back?
>>39981294
No limes?
>disregarded.jpg
>>39981891
>Fixed
Seeing the £ after the price instead of before it made me more angry than the original post.
>>39982542
Yeah, makes you think: Is his son is at an age where he should eat baby food but he has been feeding him happy meals?
>>39982550
No need, one of these days the desire will be too overwhelming and I'll empty my savings and lock my gate and bolt my door and do it. It's like I have a great work of art in me and it just wants to escape. I could try to video some of it.
>>39981247
you can pig out daily if you do enough cardio.
>>39980696
Looks liks the shops of mitt romney people were making last election kek
>>39982593
>£3 = pound 3
>3£ = 3 pound
Not British or American, but the latter option just makes more sense to me. But I guess there is a reason why doing that is worse than killing baby seals.
>>39980601
>vaporwave starts playing
>>39981347
Like, the headline makes sense. There shouldn't be unhealthy bodies, photoshopped to look perfect.
But that's a healthy body!
>>39981347
>London's new mayor, Sadiq Khan
>capital of England
>mayor Sadiq Khan
>muslim mayor Sadiq Khan forbids images of women who don't wear hijabs
>in England
WHAT THE FUCK
>>39982594
Please do record it friendo
>>39980853
If my kid turned into one of these things I would fucking move away and change my name while it was at school one day
>>39980702
kekd
>>39980997
>shanice richardson
>>39982619
It's always £3. Same as $3.
>>39982644
Welcome to /pol/, enjoy your stay
>>39982644
>muslim mayor Sadiq Khan forbids images of women who don't wear hijabs
Correct, except that didn't even remotely happen in any way shape or form you dip. He forbid an ad-campaign that the entire sjw brigade has been throwing fits over, which happens all over the world in this brave new world of ours.
>>39982619
I see what you mean, I guess it does make more sense that way round as with basically all other units. Still hurts my brain seeing it that way round though
>>39980743
>bad camera work makes it look as if the ground is shaking as it runs
>>39981335
Ahh so those two are a couple or brother/sister. BASED
>>39982708
Yeah, but I'm curious why.
>>39982206
you have too much hope on people
>>39982715
>he doesn't see how khan is sneakily imposing sharia law without being upfront about it
he knows nobody is actually going to use fatties on their advertisements, so in essence he's banned all females from advertisements
>>39982713
Shut up, we world power now.
>>39980932
>Takeaways
>>39982723
My heart warms up whenever I see a couple of blond and blue-eyed whites.
/cgl/ poster with my own FPH story:
>Go to first Lolita meetup
>Small and somewhat /fit/, can't see gains under dress
>Arrive at tea party
>Several whales as expected
>Excited to meet people
>Strike up conversation with one
>Standard introductions, everything going well
>Lack of self discipline in eating is also present in conversation skills
>"Anon you are sooo lucky no Asian clothes fit me, skinny girls like you who never have to deal with struggling to find clothes."
>"Asian clothes are so unrealistic they must be made for children haha"
>Could not continue conversation without it circling back to weight woes
>Okay maybe she was just weird
>More gulls show up
>Chatting in a group
>Cold day, everyone was sharing what they were wearing to stay warm
>Tell them I'm wearing three layers of tights and socks over long johns
>Different chubster chimes in
>"I would have never noticed anon, your legs look so tiny. Skinny girls can get away with anything, I have to really put in effort when you all don't have to do anything."
>Kept getting comments out of the blue about being"lucky" or "wow I didn't think you'd eat this kind of stuff" when we had cake while they were stuffing themselves
Why do they make everything about them even when isnt relevant?
>>39982741
>>39982760
L O N D O N
>>39980767
It must suck to be the guys we came up with that idea.
>Hey everyone, we should stop shaming fat people. Let's make all our clothes up to 3XL and be inclusive to all body types!
> FUCKING PIXIE PRETENDING THAT EVERY BODY TYPE IS ONLY XS-3XL. I'LL MAKE SURE TO MAKE ALL MY "SMALL FAT" FRIENDS FEEL BAD FOR SHOPPING THERE.
>>39982737
KYS.
>>39982760
Fuck you you disgusting whore, the least you could do is show some sympathy to their plight.
>>39982750
>>39982801
fuck off mohammad
>>39982837
Fuck off back to bodyline and replicas you whale
>>39980997
not to make it seem any better, but a little sugar in tomato sauce is actually freaking good, tastes much better.
>>39981247
If it fits your macros
>>39982859
Yeah, I'm offended because I'm Muslim and you've uncovered our brilliant plot to take over London. It's totally not the fact that your logic and paranoia rivals that of the most deluded leftist posted in this thread.
>>39982929
>being so new you don't recognize the most obvious satire ever.
kek
>>39982644
don't any of you cunts dare say Britbongistan or anything like it it's not even a joke any more dammit.
>>39982837
Lel, I guess I'm being insensitive, it must be hard sucking in krill and plankton all day
>>39981542
Coke zero is fantastic you gaylord
>>39982987
Postin my collection
>>39983009
>>39982951
its no secrete Khan places muslim demands at the top of his priority list and shits on native bongs
>>39982388
Nigga you can do cardio with your upper body
>>39983009
>>39983018
>>39983035
You should start a new thread, my dude. This one is past 300
>>39982987
There you go, at least some recognition of their unthankful and difficult part in our planets eco-system is in fucking order.
>>39983044
thats hot desu
wish my gf was as aggressive as Jillian
>>39982998
Yeah, artificial sweeteners that are proven to raise appetite (which often makes people compensate for any calories they saved and change) are fucking fantastic.
Can you drink coke zero and be thin and healthy? Sure. Is it a good choice for someone who wants to lose weight and change their diet for the better? Absolutely fucking not.
>>39983044
this makes me even more hopeful for >>39982485 delivering.
>>39981332
I live in the Deep South, and I've literally seen that a total of one time.
>>39980724
Do you have autism?
>>39983146
Crappy studies with poor methodology. But more importantly, no hunger effect could be worse for weight loss than drinking a regular coke. Personally I know people who lost significant weight just by swapping soda for diet
Plus it tastes great
>>39980830
I like fat girls but that is WAY too much for me. Shes probably like 600 pounds
>>39980750
People like this need to be killed. Literally fucking leeches on society. I don't have a problem if he was actually hurt or has a real condition, but he's just fucking fat!
>>39983263
And, memeing aside, 90% of people I see drinking diet anything are fucking fat. Most of my fit mates will simply have a coke when they feel like it. Not like a 100kcal will make any difference. Point is, plenty of people make the substitution and then go on to still eat tons of other shit or eat even more.
>>39981023
Because fat people have fat children and forcing a child to eat unhealthy shit like this everyday, all the while teaching them that being fat is healthy is actual child abuse. Besides all that these people are leeches, because when all those calories catch up to them I'll be the one paying for it.
>>39980899
>Honey, you should get off Tumblr
>Better post about this on my Tumblr
>>39980814
Why are these people always so aggressive. Fuck this fuck that. I don't get it.
>>39983691
Ever eat like total shit and not get any work or exercise in for a week? Try feeling like that for the majority of your life. I'd be pissy too. Especially if you add all the self-esteem issues and semi-conscious self-delusion.
>>39980844
>tfw 5'8"
>used to be obese no life without a job
>employed, down to 151 pounds from 220+ and regularly hang out
>I'll still be short and unloved
It fucking hurts so much.
>>39982485
Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzX4I8KkJZY
>>39981539
Look at her name fuckhead. Obviously black. So what the fuck are you talking about?
>>39980899
>He hasn't approached me for intimacy in over a year
This guy is def cheating & posts of /fit/
>>39983910
My current boner thanks you, anon, your post gave birth to it.
>no homo.
>>39982132
>On fit
>Surprised there are fags
>Constantly complaining about taste of dick.
It's ok anon, you can come out.
>>39984149
It's a fucking joke, why the fuck would anyone think salmon tastes like dick?
>>39982760
S Y D N E Y
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>>39982537
That made me ill, I can see all the gore in the world, but this made me sick.
>>39982537
Isn't that amount of pure fat supposed to make any normal human being not currently suffering from rabbit starvation vomit? You might as well drink oil by the mug.
>>39980738
>>39980553
We'll just think, she probably weighs less than 100 lbs now after decomposition.
>finally made it
>finally thin privilege
>>39980844
MAD
A
D
>>39980733
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>>39981294
>enough for about 3 mcdonalds (currency conversion to my country)
>At least 3 meals worth of just fruit and nuts there. That shit fills you up fast
>Complains about not being able to afford food