Anyone here had any real success with jelqing? I'm talking

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>>39965123
dont do this. I'm serious, good chance of destroying your penis.

>>39965123
RIP your ability to get an erection

Why not spend that time developing yourself in a way that actually makes you more attractive

It's legit. I did it for about a year and a half and added over 6 miles to my dick. I don't even have to go to OP's house anymore to fuck his mom.

Get a Bathmate instead.

>>39965435
What? Things like going outside and talking to girls, or learning new skills and progressing as a person? I think you'd find what actually matters is spending hours a day alone in your bathroom, pulling and squeezing your dick in hopes that it will grow one centimeter longer. That's the key to happiness.

>>39965449
Would a penis stretched out to 6 miles even be visible to the naked eye?

>>39965123
wtf is that

>>39965499

thighmaster

>>39965498

makes it easier to fuck yo girl

>>39965361
Have you done it, or are you espousing shitty internet memes?

>>39965753
Virtually any academic source that discussed jelqing says that there is a very real risk of permanent damage.
And look at all these fuckers asking for help about their broken dicks:
http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Urology/Jelqing-Damage/show/1230539

>>39965361
>>39965947
There's so many people on those PE forums that claim notable gains without fucking their dicks up, surely they can't all be lying.

>>39965962
Hey I'm not stopping you from going down that road. Maybe it works for them (even though it is anatomically impossible to build more spongy tissue). All you're doing is building scar tissue on your dick and this can fuck your shit up.

If you want risk being like these broken dick motherfuckers and permanently ruin your sexual function, then go ahead but you should know there is no known fix and there may not be for decades.

Literally 95% of all dicks can be satisfactory for some/most women. Stop focusing on your dick size and focus on something productive.

>>39965962
By that logic you might as well start shooting heroin. I hear it feels extremely good, and not everyone fucks up their life on first couple of syringes so why shouldn't you do it?

Copy pastaing
So, here’s the deal with Penis Enlargement.

I’ve been doing it about 3 years. Used to be crazy into researching and trying all the products and tools and here’s the low down… pretty much the same as strength training.

You need a means to ask your cells to grow.
You need a means to provide your cells with the nutrients to grow.
You need to be consistent and intelligent.

So, I usually start the day with an aggressive pumping session. A cheap ‘tube’ like a novelty pump is fine, but you do want a good pump (the actual hand operated device that creates the vacuum). If this is weak you can only do ‘small pump’.
Small pump = light pressure for a long time
Big pump = high pressure for a short time (high pressure for a long time simply creates fluid build up and potentially breaks your dick - think crossfit)
So I start the day with a big pump. That beats up my dick well (like getting a burn when lifting). That has broken down plenty of cells and then I go about stretching in that state. Now, the very best way is to use traction. This has been proven in peer review. (approx. 1 inch in 1000 hours).
Now, if you are a shut in neck beard you should do this. Use a good extender like autoextender
http://www.autoextender.com/
and don’t even bother tryin to use the standard noose grip. Use the VLC tugger PE attachement.
https://tlctugger.com/vlc-tugger-pe-ads/
This was a revolution to me. Hours of pain free stretching. But you need to be naked, in the device for hours at a time.Therefore, I hardly use it.

So I do my big pump and then I hit DLD’s Newbie Routine http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html

>>39966065
There is so much harmful bro science involved in this practice, it's a wonder no one had been sued.

continuing copy pasta
I use TSO jelq fuel (like taking preworkout) for my jelqing and I use The Original Trouser Snake Oil afterwards (like taking protein - the slogan is ‘Your cock on steroids’ lol).

If I can do nothing else I always hit the stretching and jelqing routine. I try do it whenever I take a piss in work (9-5 Monday to Friday) and use TSO all the time. It keeps my cock in the ‘pumped’ state so I’ve a massive bulge but also it’s feeding my cock and keeping it in the enlarged state is something of a goal for all PEers.

Now we are talking a long time for gains. But if you started a year ago you could be an inch bigger in length and in girth. They say you should try grow length first because it’s easier to gain length on a thin penis, and then add girth. However, most people say this is bullshit and that all work basically adds to length and girth.

>>39965123
i find that i can make my penis grow in size when i watch pornographic videos, usually of a woman having intercourse. my penis usually grows from around 4 inches flaccid to around 8 inches when, i believe the term is, erect.

however, this is just a temporary fix and it soon returns to the flaccid state. such is life. however, once i did manage to maintain the erection for around 4 and a half days, but in the end i had to go to sleep and whence i awoke it was, alas, gone.