>heh, looking pretty good, son >all that time in the gym

>>39958463

>let me take my shirt off and we can try it, daddy

fuck you dad. You never came to my musicals.

>>39958463
my dad can probably still beat the shit outta me just because hes this giant ball but im sure if i threw soda or ran around him for a while he would fall flat on the floor

My dad was always really strong and swole with an IQ of around 140, 6'2'' (for some reason I'm 5'10'') had around 19inch guns natty in his 20s but took life too easy and never really achieved anything substantial, Jumping from decent job to job never saving anything because with his talent he would eventually make it.

Then he had a bad car crash and got addicted to morphine during his recovery which meant most of my childhood he was in his room sleeping all day, his liver eventually failed and caused his leg to rot so now he can't walk and has wasted away, then a few years later he had a brain aneurysm which turned his brain to mush, he survived against really low odds but I put his IQ around 90 now, he has no income and most of his assets just went towards living over the rough years. he just sits around his shithole of a house playing repetitive flash games all day till around 4 am then sleeps till noon, while my mother works herself to death trying to sustain them both.

So yeah I reckon I could fuck him up now.

>>39958463
My dad used to tell me I'd never be as fast or as handsome as he is; and my uncle used to tell me that my arms would never be as big as him. I proved them both wrong.

>>39961005
Go back to school, you fucking pleb. Holy shit

>>39961101

I'm 26

>inb4 this turns into gay porn

>>39961296
too late

>>39958463
tiny forearms on this old man

My dad was in very good shape back in the day and fixes crashed cars so he has quite strong arms but he fucked himself up by lifting too heavy (cars) and now has nerve damage on his shoulder, shortened calves from ripping his tendons twice and a sewn up abdominal hernia.
He could hit me hard but I would win because I'm bigger and younger

>>39961005
Damn that was super depressing to read. Work hard man, my dad lived under similar circumstances. I wish I would have tried harder before he passed away. Best of luck

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>>39958463
>tfw dad is a beast even at 53
> he is still stronger than me or any of my brothers

>>39961551

I've kind of been waiting for him to die for years, somehow he hangs in there but I have no relationship with him and he's literally just a burden to everyone around him, he lived selfishly and now everyones suffering because of it, No excuses for me to grow up in complete poverty when he came from a good home, was intelligent as fuck and extremely physically gifted.

My dad is 50, 5'7, eats like a pig but has chest and arms the size of barrels. Not to mention immense strength from doing manly shit all the time so yeah he could beat the shit out of me.