>Be me >Doing squats >All Squat racks taken >Fat

>>39950044

start 2pl8s

what you finish?

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There is this fat fuck that is always on the only bench in the gym.
He only ever does arms. The first time I saw him he had the bar with 3pl8 and I was impressed, but then he only did 3 reps at 1/4 ROM, then he stood up all smug.
>mfw
I hate him so much.

>doing my routine near a group of leg press machines
>4 fat black women take up the machines
>blab about typical black lady things
>barely exercising, half reps, long pauses
>finally beasts give up on their "exercise" and leave
>fit couple doing a circuit in the gym approaches leg press machines
>husband turns to wife, "I don't want to use the machine after their fat sweaty asses."
>wife scrunches her face, eyeballs the machines
>"Ew. me neither."
>couple continues their circuit elsewhere
>gigglin all by myself in the gym

>>39950120
>>gigglin all by myself in the gym

did you smell the seat?

did you lick it?

>>39950044
checked

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>>39950044
>be me
>squadding in squad rack
>fat man come up to me and ask "that all you do?"
>i look at him and say "i do more"
>he go "no!"
>squad 1 pl8
>hisfacewen.bmp
>squad 2 mor pl8
>he go to his gf "this man squadds alot..."
>i 1/2 squadd down and turn to him and go "i go even more"
>add anothe r pl8
>his face priceless
>do one more rep
>finish at rack
>turn to him and "your fat...dont look at me again..."
>walk alpha out room.

>>39950518
Kek

Almost every time I go there is this one dude benching on the smith machine but he has the safeties up so high he seriously only gets it about 4 inches lower before slamming into the safety and reracking. These fucking people.

>>39950044
>some dyel who squats 2 plate seriously thinks he's "alpha"
there are literally tiny girls in highschool squatting more for reps.

>>39950518
fuckin brutal

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>manlet comes up to me wearing a cutoff collegiate rugby shirt
>chubby devious looking little shit so I'm guessing hooker
>bro can you spot me real quick(incline bench)
>205 on there, whatever sure bud
>goes down to 4 inches above chest
>baka already
>starts to fail on the 3rd rep, I help him up
>think he's done
>"1 more"
>ok
>he can't even get it out of isometric position without help
>"1 more"
>by this point I'm actually lifting more of the weight than he is
>when will they learn
>you can't get big by having someone else lift the weight for you
>mfw

>>39950564
Shut up, third worlder. Who said you were allowed to learn English?

>>39950653
>Not telling him that

Found the beta

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>be me
>5 foot 8 alpha male
>300lb of pure muscle
>walk into gym
>leg day, fuckya
>one rack open, i go take it
>warming up with 1 plate on
>ass to grass, perfect form
>fat couple waiting on me, watching me
>they take other rack that just became available
>Fat guy tells his fat girl "He's going so slow on low weights."
>Both put on wrist wraps and weight belt
>Stomach looks like Grandpa Simpsons face
>They proceed to squat
>Doing a p8 1/2
>Form is all wrong and goes down fast
>Knees not even bent 90 degree
>My warm up is over
>Start Squatting le 2 pl8s (my max)
>No weight belt or wrist wraps
>Perfect based form
>They look at me
>I smirk at them

>>39950678
>implying bully

>>39950697

>5 foot 8
>alpha male

Pick one

>>39950080
Finished at 3 1/2 pl8s.

>>39950156
Nah m8 was working, finally replied.