How do I get a muscular gf like that? Btw I'm a guy

>>39935933
>I'm a guy
tits or gtfo

>>39935933
roid, spend time making friends at multiple gyms, make a name for yourself on the gram, then slide into the DMs of local fitness whores that are local to you

>t. did this, had a fit whore, wasn't really worth all the effort; happier with thicc bad biddies

>>39935933
Well try to get muscular yourself first.

>Acquire regular easy qt 3.14
>Take her to the gym and get her on a routine
>Put creatine monohydrate in her drinks
>Make her do powerlifting, squats mostly
>Turn her from like a 4/10 into a 8/10 in less than 2 months time
>Fuck the shit out of her every night
>Find another one and start an army of mutant muscle women and conquer your town

>>39935953
b-but I want to stay natty :(

>>39935961
working on that

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>>39935933
Be Jonah Hill

>>39935933
gross

>>39935964
Lol

>>39935964
>>Find another one and start an army of mutant muscle women and conquer your town
>>39935964

>town
Kek

>>39935933
You DON'T. YOU will be lucky to get ANYONE, and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

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>>39936007
virgin

>>39935933
Here's your answer:
https://vid.me/y0MA

>>39935933

You have to be bigger than her for starters.

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My buddy said he'd fuck you

>>39935933
Brrrrraaaaaapppppppppffff

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>>39935951
I'll enjoy my ban

It was worth it

>>39935953
>Tfw want to try this sans the roids but have no idea how to start
Getting exposure is insanely difficult. I have no idea where I'd even begin.

>>39939154
>>39935983

Don't bother then. These kind of women are not impressed by natty physiques. Only full on roid monsters have a chance.

>>39939154

>trying to make a name for yourself and looking good without steroids

dont even bother you cuck, at best you can be famous for being a fat fucking idiot like jason genova.

>>39936982
this makes me want her more

>>39938444
PERTH
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>>39935933
>How do I get a muscular gf like that?

Either get your current gf on roids, or hop gyms until you find an actually fit chick, use the DENNIS system.

For step 1, you might actually have to do some roids or slash her tire or something.

>>39935933
Even if you weren't a manlet, it's literally impossible

>>39939453
fit chick and* use

>>39939332
Ironically, Jason is not natty.

>>39939478

nope. also ironically one time the wife and i got in a fight and she asked jason out, went on a date, and bought him drinks at my bar.

true stroy

I wish i was into the whole muscle chicks thing because a gf on roids would be perfect

>always horny
>guaranteed to be the fun kind of crazy
>probably less woman bullshit

>>39939501
>getting cucked by a literal retard

>>39939478

i think hes too mentally challenged to get legit roids(aka hes getting bunk shit from fucking craigslist)

unless lenny is the one hooking him up, then again jason is just obese and not deformed.

>>39939553

Blackstone labs and their bathtub mystery pills

>>39935933
You need to be muscular first

>>39939553
nobody is too retarded for that, every gym has someone selling roids. hell, my gym sells them under the counter

>>39936982
Wow she's a cute

Who is this Girl, OP?

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>>39941155
https://www.instagram.com/bakharnabieva/

>>39941203
Thanks.
But whats wrong with her eyes?

>>39935933
Just entered gym
saw gymcrush leave
why have i not gone an hour earlier? :'(

>>39939530
>>always horny
>>guaranteed to be the fun kind of crazy
>>probably less woman bullshit
yes can attest to that although some woman bullshit you can't get rid of

>>39939318
Yeah, sad to say, but I think you're right.

>>39939332
You're retarded.