If you had to fight every mammal in order of size (smallest to

mice

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Right about here famm

>>39934303
None. Just shoot them all.

Spectacled bear

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>>39934303

Honey badger could fuck you up pretty good I reckon.

>>39934319
I'll just throw him into a tree until it explodes

>>39934319
This, idk they just seem fucking industructable.

Logic should say you could punt it and knock it the fuck out, but I really don't know they're just hard as fuck like that short jock kid at school who just fights everyone

>>39934319
>25 pounds

You're a bitch

>>39934303
Who wins if there were a mosh pit of all mammals?

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nobody can beat the vanilla gorilla

>>39934338

Please fight one and post pics

>>39934363
>post pics
>while dead

idk anon, he's gonna have trouble finding internet in hell

>>39934356
>mosh pit

What exactly is the point in a mosh pit btw?

>>39934319
fuckin regular badgers are bad enough already

>>39934338
>thinking size/weight actually fucking matters in fights

you fell for the meme

>>39934386
For the sake of stupid shit let's just say they're in an octagon the size necessary to hold one of every land mammal and they're all injected with adrenaline.

>>39934357
Usada can

>>39934398

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtUHi7ylbmU

kys my man

>>39934430

you trying to prove his point?

>>39934357
Overeem can

>>39934458

>size and weight dont matter

>150lb pro fighter gets destroyed by someone simply because they are heavier

lol

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>>39934313
Is it really losing if you die doing something you love though?

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Probably this guy. He can run at 80% anaerobic capacity for hours at a time

>>39934474

You didn't even watch the video? 150lb dude wins numbnuts.

>>39934430
An obese man tries to fight a lean man. If that guy was 600lb of muscle it'd be much different.

>>39934474
Nigga what did you watch the vid or is this bait

>>39934430
He literally walked around in circles until the fatty got tired...

>>39934494
>mammal

>>39934514
Dude a honey badger is made of antimatter, it's a whole different ball game. We are that niggapotomus to a a honey badger...

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>>39934494
>mammal

>>39934494
>mammal

Well i've heard wolverines can take down bears sometimes, and that's probably where i'd draw the line :-)

>>39934545
>>39934554
I swear I posted before I saw this.

>>39934494

He's also a reptile

>>39934303
If I can train before fighting each one, literally nothing.

It's like an rpg.
First kill 100 mice
Then 100 hamsters
Then 100 rats
Then 100 cats
Then 100 dogs
Then 100 goats
Then 100 deers
Then 100 badgers
Then 100 moose
Then 100 Kangaroos
Then 100 wolves
Then 100 cougars
Then 100 hyenas
Then 100 Chimpanzees
Then 100 lions
Then 100 Rhinoceros
Then 100 Bears
Then 100 Gorillas
Then 100 Elephants

Until I can finally beat the majestic Orca in a fist fight.

>>39934303
do i get to bring a gun,sword,machette, sandnigger, w/e

i think this is a very important question that needs answering

Blue whale

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>>39934582
You forgot the secret final boss.

the great american hamplanet

>>39934582
>moose not being in top 5
They kill trucks my dude

>>39934600
>>39934605
FUCK OFF EVERY POST I MAKE IS MADE 30 SECONDS BEFORE BY SOME OTHER ANON WHO DOESN'T INCLUDE A PIC

>>39934605
Pffft,what's it gonna do? Choke on my fist after it tries to swallow me?

>>39934622

Welcome to the hive jeeter

>>39934625
How are you going to get out of the whale, huh, Geppetto?

>TFW we've got nearly 40 posts without a /pol/tard mentioning black people

im proud of you /fit/

>>39934664
Mammals never leave their children though.

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>>39934664
That's because I have experience and would never lose a fight with one.

>>39934582
>he has badgers bigger than deer

>>39934494
>tfw ywn be a mammal

>>39934690
fucking kek

>>39934494
>pic related
>a mammal

>>39934584
no katanas and teleporting allowed

>>39934737
>No teleporting

Bullshit.

>>39934737
i die at the warthog then

>>39934605
This is a humpback

>>39934430
Wow, one example! Great find this completely discredits his argument anon!

>>39934325
Dwarf fortress pls go

>>39934737
Okay if there's no teleporting that changes everything

>>39934737
>nothin' personnel kid

>>39934403
an elephant cus its the biggest?
i think bluew whale doenst count cus it would suffocate

>>39934685
Male bears sometimes eat their own cubs

>>39934819
>i think bluew whale doenst count cus it would suffocate
What the fuck did you just say about my whales you mother fuck

>>39934430
lmao I had a kid like that in gym class
he was borderline retarded though

>>39934823
that kind of stuff only happens due to food shortage and living in captivity

hamsters do the same thing

>>39934860
Bears eat cubs in the wild

>>39934819
>suffocate

Anon...

>>39934905
i refer you back to my first point

>>39934494
>mammal
>like, nigga, he said mammal

>>39934582
A bear is easier to kill bare handed than a moose. And you have to be kidding me with that hyena placement.

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>>39934514
>270KG OF MUSCLE

Is each fight personel?

>>39934664
>losing 1v1 a nigger
There is a reason they fight in packs u know..

>>39934605
>mammals

>>39934949
Nothing personnel, kid

>>39934933
My bear can fuck your moose's shit so many ways it aint funny.

>>39934949
Yup one on one.

>>39934933
>moose
>just climb on the back and give the neck a good hug

wow so hard

>>39934960
> whale

>>39934989
>it starts jumping around
>you slip and are now being trampeled by 270kg pure muscle

We can beat any animal by running, we literally evolved to be ultra-marathon runners. So all you white neanderthal-mongrels should probably stop bulking and kill yourselves

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>>39935007
beat pic related

>>39935007
I'd rather die than lose all my gains

>>39935007
>runs from problems.

Bitch

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>>39935007
>We can beat any animal by running

>>39935029
yes. Just jog away at first, darting behind bushes or up trees. Then turn the predator into the prey and start jogging after it for several hours. Eventually the cheetah will die from exhaustion

>>39935005
>270KG PURE MUSCLE


how do i into moose mode

>>39934319
this seems about right.
>>39934338
dude fucking LIONS don't fuck with honey badgers.

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>>39934979
>thinking a bear could kill a moose

Also why has no one mentioned Hippos? IIRC they kill more humans than anyother animal

>>39934979
>>39934989

You're both fucking retarded. Bears are fucking TINY compared to a moose. A moose's shoulders are going to be 8 feet in the air

>>39935005
more like 700 kg

>>39934664
Niggers are algae

>>39935048
Any Kenyan has already out marathoned 4 cheetahs by the age of 7

>>39935057
Lions eat honey badgers

>>39935029
>>39935048
He means over long distances

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>>39935057

>>39935056
Go vegetarian

>>39935055
Jogging at animals, aka persistence hunting, only works with prey animals, a predator will turn and fight

>>39935056
eat leafs
have the genetics to make al the amino acids you'll ever need

>>39935063
Mass: Male: 380 – 700 kg (Adult), Female: 200 – 360 kg (Adult)
mor like kys

>>39934319
would tear your face apart no problem

>>39935082
I know, pretty sure a gazelle would otrun us and any kind of cat also

>>39935098
>380 – 700 kg

Are you illiterate

>>39935104
What if I just stomp its stupid fucking face?

>>39934582
>100 Rhinoceros
There are 2 left in the world. Quest Failed.

>>39934605
that's a fucking humback whale

>>39934605
Meh. That thing weighs so much, it would probably just gas out after only a couple minutes. I just gotta keep swimming around it and then once its exhausted ill wear him down with my speed.

T. BJJ and boxer for 5 years

>>39935089
not if you intimidate it after evading it's initial attack. You can persist with anything

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>>39935116
>actually responded again

>>39935097
Leaves you fucking illiterate.

>>39935127
Youre going to outbox a hump back whale?
Good luck catching it in an armbar
Dumbass

>>39935122
You catch them and breed them, duh.

>>39935127
Blue Whales can swim at 30mph, Michael Phelps can sprint at like 6mph for a little and gold medals, you couldn't kill a bottle nosed dolphin in the water.

I bet an otter would drown your ass

>>39935136
>hehe get b8ed XD

kys retard

>>39935055
>flip it around and chase the predator
I don't know about that one bud

>>39935164
Both are male and they're no homo.

>>39935275
The hunter regularly becomes the huntee in nature bro. David Attenborough told me so

>>39935007
Yeah, but that doesn't matter when they stop running away from you and start attacking you.

RULES OF NATURE

>>39935140
no, their herbivores, not carnivors

>>39935306
I thought they were carnivals?

>>39935306
>>39935097
>leafs
>al
>their
>carnivors

hmm

>>39935363
pls be my ai gf

>>39934605
>reptiles

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Try to imagine yourself in the streets of Manhattan. You get your first look at this "six foot gorilla" as you enter an alley. He moves like a monkey, lightly, smacking his lips. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like Jew, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not a nigger. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two niggers you didn't even know were there. Because niggers's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he shoots at you with his shitty glock. He doesn't bother to stab your chest like a mexican, oh no... He shoots at you here, below the chest or here in the groin. Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to rob you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

>>39934482
You won today

>>39935048
>>39935029
the way to beat a cheetah is to NOT run, they only go after something if it runs away.

>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brHuxeV029E

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>>39934582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R73C0HH5q7I
>thinking you can even fight 100 deers

Probably the smallest bat because I would get bit and die of rabies.

>>39934319
>it's running towards you
>full on kick it right in the head and shatter its skull

>>39934960
whales are mammals retard

>>39935064
More like a fungus

>>39934303
I'm pretty sure i'd loose against a big wolf or a jaguar.

For herbivore it would be a bit heavier but a wild boar would cerainly be ra real threat.

>>39934303

Would you be naked or wearing clothes? Armed or just your bare hands/feet?

>>39935557
>Closing eyes in a fight

Nu-male mistake

>>39934582
>that skip from badger to a fucking moose

>>39935164
>have a bunch of retarded downey inbred rhinos chasing after you
Id lose from laughing so hard tbqh

>>39935720
>>39934619
>>39934933
>>39935056
>>39935005
>Moose
>Not easy as shit

Moose are nature's bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEbBZ2IrXE

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>>39935748
fuck, lost

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>>39934303
I'm a 5' tall woman, so I'd say probably a domestic Maine Coon cat.

...I love watching videos of them wrecking toddlers.

>>39935893
I'd love to make you a toddler and wrecking it in fron of you so you love me, if you know what I mean...

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>>39935914
Haha, weird.

>>39934357
>that fucking tattoo

its like he knows he fucked up terribly, so he decided not to ever get another one

>>39935564
>*badger teleports behind you*
>"SCREEEE SCREEE SCREEE, kid"

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I know everyone likes to think chimps are invincible expert fighters on the internet, but I could easily beat an adult male chimp in a fight.

>>39934338
>>39934336

>tfw uncle used to be a tour guide in national reserve in south africa
>years ago i visited him with my older bro
>bro is 6 ft 3, 235 lbs ish at the time. Played rugby in HS/college. Have shitloads of friends in the springbok (south africa national rugby team)
>drove around the reserve in a large jeep in the evening
>honey badger got startled n jumps out from the bush into the front of the jeeps shining headlight
>brother didnt see it, kept on driving and smashed the honey badger, flooring it a good 15 feet into the rocks
>honey badger woke up about 30 seconds later. Went straight for the jeeps number plates, started ripping into it for some reason
>bro got off, straight up rugby kicked the fucker into the nearby river.
>as my brother went to start the jeep again, i saw the little fucker climbing out if the river and started running at the jeep before we drove off

These little cunts just dont quit

>>39936204
>this idiot thinks a chimp is gonna engage him in an honorable match of fisticuffs

LMAO, that ball of muscle will straight up leap on your shoulders and try to bite and claw your fuckin' face off. he might just violently fling his shit at you just because.

they don't call it CHIMPING OUT for nothing.

>>39934303
i'm not losing because i would bring guns, gasoline, lighters and homemade molotovs and empty my arsenal into every single one of them. i don't need to prove to a fucking gorilla that my superior technique, speed and grappling skills can out match his brute strength.

i'm fighting to WIN and to SURVIVE. period. i'm not dying because i tried to out skill a tiger.

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>>39934819
holy shit lmao

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>>39936389

While you let FEAR motivate you to use technology and survive, CHAD is winning over wild animals into lifelong friends with his RAW COURAGE

Only way you could kill a whale would be to swim into its throat (without getting crushed by its tongue) and try and rip a hole in it or something

>>39934381
>implying the internet isn't the hell

>>39934605
Just cork the blow hole lmao

>>39936204
Lmao have you even seen Rise of the Planet of the Apes? hahaha you'd get recked

>>39934386
Regularly its just an aggressive form of dance common in hard rock genres. Its a good way to release aggression, get exercise, and also comes with a rush from the minor injuries/potential for greater injuries.

There really is no point beyond that.

Its one of my favorite things tho. I alternate clubs and metal shows.

>>39934356
You don't really "win" in a mosh pit, but my guess would be blue whale.

In a brawl between every mammal, I'd say maybe elephant, but I feel like it would be specifically targeted. Maybe Honey Badger. I could see it being scrappy enough to survive but small enough to avoid getting into scraps with the larger animals, who would eventually cancel themselves out.

>>39935059
True, but no humans gonna even make it to hippo. Gorilla would fuck your shit up long before that, and probably a bunch of shit before that.

>>39935998
except you can see another one on his right shoulder

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>>39934819

Only hands?

I think it would get difficult at gorilla/big cattle/big cat,

you would take their eyes, then win by break legs,
Food betas

>>39936472
Yea, they breath air so you would need a freediver to grab onto the nostril and rip it up as fuck to drown it

>>39934303
elephant

Couldnt most of /fit/ take on a bear ?

Black bears weigh anywhere between 150 and 300lbs, and they're around 4 to 6ft tall.

>>39934690
>Weebfaggot
>Expects ANYONE would believe that hes anything but a pathetic, obese, neckbeard

>>39937503
Yes but they have claws and sharp teeth.

>>39935427
This is pretty shit desu.
Is it fresh? cus you might wanna kys

>>39935523
Holy fuck

>>39936204
R.I.P genitals and face

>>39937503
Yea,
I read that bears are sensitive gaggers.

If you reach down a bears troath they are paralyzed.

>>39934303
I reckon if I fight them with a gun I wouldn't lose.

i wish we lived in a world where this type of shit was allowed. Imagine a reality TV show where contestants progress by fighting larger mammals as the season progresses

that would be insanely good television

>>39934494
I remember reading somewhere that they either have venom or tons of bacteria so if you even get bitten you're in trouble.

>>39937897
Mm

>>39935086
Anon, pls, I didn't want to see any dead lions today.

>>39935165
to kill barehand a whale, you simply duel it on land. Patience is key in the fight.

>>39937941

It's bacteria. Their saliva has a strain of creepy crawly so virulent that if they bite you you're fucked. This is how they hunt. One bite literally anywhere and then they just wait around a few days for whatever they bit to die of infection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CQInAXoqY

>>39937503

No, powerlifter would likely lose to average sized dog because;

a) Fangs
b) Dogs are a lot faster than you, a lot.
c) Animals have a killer instinct that humans just don't, we incarcerate the ones who do.

Doesn't matter if you outweight someone by 100lbs if they've got a knife. You get stabbed you're going down. Same principle.

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>think.he could?

>>39935086

that's fucking sad...

F

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>>39939015
Just grazing

>>39938248

you haven't seen a gore thread have you?

>>39934430
The voice over guy is a total moron.

>>39934303
probably a large wolf or big dog

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>>39935893
>>39935954

now imagine swole cat doing that

>>39935564
Read

>>39936217

you would all die to one of the many small ass shit toxic bugs

>>39935766
I think I would have just taken the beating from the moose so I wouldn't have to look like a major downie infront of the qt. She's not even impressed, she's giggling at him. When I get trampled it'll be all "you're so brave for letting the moose attack you instead of me. Now you can stick ya dick in me bum"

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I've never fought an animal so I don't know man. I've wrestled my dog and always win but he's obviously not trying to kill me (even if the bite marks in my arm say otherwise)

If the dog was trained to kill like pic related I doubt I'd win. But if we're talking wild animals I think I could fuck up a dog maybe a deer or a moose.

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>>39934819

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>>39934685
underrated kek

>>39939140
>killed by a fuzzy catepillar

>>39935427
Embarrassing

>>39935127
>That thing weighs so much, it would probably just gas out after only a couple minutes. I just gotta keep swimming around it

Heheh. You go ahead and try that, buddy.

>>39934494

What type of dog is this?

>>39935048

He isnt wrong though, i legit saw an african tribesman on TV kill some kind of deer by literally just chasing it for 15 miles in 115 degree heat and the fucking deer died of heat exhaustion.

Only really horses and shit have us fucked in that regard.

>>39939347
Komo-Dog

>>39935082
You wouldn't GET to long distance

>>39939391
Well cheetahs are sprinters and will close up before you get to tire him

>>39934313
The weak should fear the strong

>>39934960
kek

>>39934319
These things can take down buffalo..

Mountain Lion

>>39935766
That is so fucking cringey. You don't make yourself bigger in front of a fucking herbiwhore, that shit is against bears and the bear would kill you anyway.
The moose would walk away even if you did nothing because it gives zero shits about you, it was just curious.

>>39935086
>"NO YOU STUPID CUNT I TOLD YOU TO TURN !!LEFT!! FOR FUCKS SAKES!"

>>39935998
He has one on his back, retard.

>>39934303
I wouldn't lose to a single one, because i a human and have this thing called brain.
This small pink shit made thousands of entire species go extinct and are forcing most of the animals today to slowly go extinct as well.
As for direct combat i can just shoot it with a rifle which my brain will build and reign easily supreme over any animal in existence

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>>39934357

Leave Lesnar to me

>>39934819
You fucking retard, the whale can just hold its breath before it crawls out of the water to fight you

>>39934546

Now that you say that, a hippo would probably have a good shot at killing a honey badger. And pretty much anything else it wanted to.

Hippos are practically indestructible, ridiculously strong, and weirdly fast for such a large, stupid looking creature. The only reason they haven't killed all life on earth already is because they're herbivores

>>39934619

Trucks kill moose. If you hit a bear with a truck, you just anger the bear.

>You don't make yourself bigger in front of a fucking herbiwhore
Well you don't bow to it, either, unless you decide to headbutt it.

>>39935007

You fucking idiot, we killed those because they ran AWAY from us and our pointy sticks, and we could chase them until they could no longer run.

Shit that runs TOWARDS us is likely to fuck us up, ESPECIALLY if we don't have at least a pointy stick. Bronze age weaponry would be a huge help, but bears and shit are still a heavy favorite over one human.

>>39939768
The safest thing to do would be to show it that you are the beta and IT is the alpha here.
So just drop to your knees, crawl under it and start gently sucking its giant moose cock.
After it blows its load into your throat, it will lose its interest in a pathetic beta like you and it will simply leave.

>>39935564
Back to /v/ faggot

>>39935063

I used to live in Anchorage, Alaska. I have seen both moose and bears in person.

Moose, certainly, are not small, and unless the human has a weapon (a spear would be really handy, large rifle even better), would fuck a human up. I remember shooting a moose with a BB gun to get it out of our yard. It just kind of flinched and walked away.

As far as bears, it depends on the species of bear. Black bear are relatively small, and certainly smaller than a full grown moose, particularly a bull moose. I remember shooting a black bear with a BB gun from a second story window to get it away from the smoker we had salmon in. I don't think the fucking BB even got through the fucker's fur.

There is a grizzly bear posed on its hind legs in the middle of the Anchorage airport terminal. This fucker is at least 8 ft tall. Probably 9 ft. It's a killing machine the size of an SUV. Polar bears can get even bigger.

A bear would absolutely, with exactly zero (0) doubt, fuck up a moose. Even if they aren't bigger, they are faster, stronger, have more sharp killing bits like teeth and claws, and are tougher.

>>39935111

As we approached a gazelle, it would bound off. We would track it and cause it to run off again. We would repeat until it died, or at least was too exhausted to run any farther so that we could kill it.

Obviously, this doesn't work with anything that wouldn't run from us. Any reasonably large predator animal would run AT us. A lot of large herbivores would also charge a human. Hippos, rhinos, and elephants would still fuck us up in self defense

>>39934303

Do I at least get melee weapons like a knife or spear or some shti?

>>39939109
CHAD
H
A
D

>>39937503

Bears are goddamn hard to kill. Thick fur, tough skin, and slow heart beats mean they bleed out very slowly. And it doesn't take very long for a bear to wreck your shit.

>>39938248

1 dog isn't a great threat, even if it's big. Dogs are pack animals for a reason.

A dog is likely to come at your legs. Fall on top of it and basically get it in a rear choke. As long as you don't panic and protect your neck, a dog probably won't even be able to cause much more than a flesh wound or two before you kill it.

TWO dogs is a much bigger issue though.

the problem is, animals wouldnt get the point of the fight.

If they do, i guess you'd be in a tough situation after beatin up a doggo.

Beatin an angry bear, tiger or gorilla is just fantasy

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>>39939782
>39939782
"herbiwhore"

>>39934319
Any human would lose somewhere around here.

You can't fucking destroy them and they will keep coming after you forever.

>>39935116
Are you implying that the entire mass of a male moose is made up of muscle?

>>39940535
Tbh you can kick them around if you have good reflexes, see them coming don't have short legs and are pretty fit.
That's a lot of ifs but it's possible.
Now they won't stop from being kicked around, but I'm curious with man being this supposed exhaution predator who'll get tired first.
Me might be a little less optimised for kicking than walking but we're also larger.
It's a moral victory for the badger anyway, he's at worst near equal and he's much smaller.

>>39940572
They'll chomp down on your ankle and fuck you up if you try to kick them, only making it easier for them. And a fast enough kick to even have a chance of not being bitten would be very draining. Human endurance would mean jack shit here.

Unless you have a weapon you are fucked.

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>>39934664
>feeling the compulsive need to reference /pol/ in a fit thread about fighting mammals
Control your emotions you mental wreck

>>39940572
I think we're supposed to treat it with a predator like mindset or something like that, like for instance intending to eat it at some point in the near future.
>>39935086
That almost compassionate gaze of the lioness, doing it for the cubs, almost feeling sorry for the badger...
>who's ugly as fuck btw, wtf is he adapted for, I wonder

>>39938117
Komodo dragons are the hardest cunts around t b h. I don't think there are a lot of animals above them on the food pyramid.

>>39940598
Yeah I was kinda going with the idea the human was bare handed but had outdoor clothing like mountain shoes at least.
Never had to deal with honey badgers, only regular euro badgers. I imagined a kick in the nose wouldn't need that much power to be effective.

>>39934933
>A bear is easier to kill bare handed than a moose.
t. Hugh Glass
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDinIBETiI

>>39936085
Keked loudly

>>39940572
>It's a moral victory for the badger anyway, he's at worst near equal and he's much smaller.
Honey badgers don't have morals.

I think I can take on most animals that don't have some kind of deadly poison or really big, sharp claws. I'm fit and used to do kickboxing training when I was younger, so I could probably kick a dog or chimpanzee in the face if it got too close to me. From that point on, I can use rocks or a heavy tree branch or something to smash the animal's head in. But the big, stupid animals that'll just bumrush you and overpower you with muscle would take me out no problem (bears, tigers, mountain lions). Also, not sure how I'd kill large animals without a gun in the first place.

>>39935165

>new meaning to ottermode

>>39941001
Honeybadgers fight packs(?) of lions by themselves.

And win.

>>39937503
would i have my katana?

You people are insane.

>>39935766
that like a tiny baby female

come across a male bull in rutting season and your done for, it's bigger than a fucking car

>>39937503
not without something to penetrate its hide with, at most you will do is scare it off but it's LITERALLY impossible to kill a bear bare-handed

>>39934319
Accidentally step on it and it can probably die looking at its size
I remember reading some shit about its skin being so thick that snakes can't bite through and it is somewhat bullet proof

>>39934319
This or a Wolverine, both will fuck you up heavy

>>39934303
Chimps can easily kill a human.

Admit it. Were physically one of the weakest living organisms on this planet.

We can't survive for shit without a blade or a some firearm at our disposal

>>39942252
but can you kill a bare bear-handed

>>39939391
Even horses dont have us fucked

Humans have the highest endurance on the planet out of any animal, no other land animal could run a marathon regularly without seriously fucking itself, whereas a human can train to do it and make it look easy after a lot of time training.

It's our animal superpower, only problem is you'll have no gains :(

>>39936449
Made me laugh
You can stay

humans are distance runners and thinkers naturally, were supposed to run prey to death or build a tool to kill it.

even rich piano could run down any given land mammal because humans are very efficient at running at a good pace for hours while animals are always either walking or sprinting. you just half to chase it until it has a stroke or something. also people (usually) aren't retarded enough to fight a lion or bear or moose with no plan or weapon.

>>39939653
It's not like bears are the only thing that get intimidated by thing that seem bigger. It would of course work with a moose

>>39939140
>>39939222

Oh yea we forgot about all those toxic, mammalian bugs.

6'2 165 lbs here

I would meet my demise at the hands of a Stoat

>>39934430
>shilling for vegitarianism
>talking shit about a fat fuck who constantly eats 10,000 calories a day while bitching that it's because he was eating fat
do australians know how to do anything but shit post? IRL or not?

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>>39934949
Kek

a coconut

>>39934582
>implying you will survive a hundred deers
Those niggers are made of white fibers my nig
>>39937232
A blue whale will die quickly on land, crushed by its own weight
>tfw when you're so swole you cant live

>>39936204
Your battle plan may very well fall apart when he rips your dick and balls off with one sharp, unexpected tug.

>>39935127
Top kek
>niggers not getting the joke

>>39934303
bump

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>>39944516

same

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>>39937382
>big cats
>anon fights a tiger

WHIRL STAR

>>39935954
>that front paw back paw coordination
Get rekt baby.

>>39935165
>Blue Whales can swim at 30mph

that is because they are very long. When they move, they leave much more area behind them compared to humans.

>>39934303
Probably yer mum at the end.

>>39935055
>start jogging after it
What do you do when it jumps at your throat instead of running away like you expected?

>>39934303
a large wolf. what are the circumstances of the fight though?

>>39935122
As of 2014, there are around 29,000 rhinos left in the wild, according to statistics provided by Save The Rhino. This number is down from 70,000 rhinos in 1970 and 500,000 rhinos in the early 20th century. The majority of these rhinos are of the Southern white rhino breed.

>>39937382
>local man dies in fight with tiger, witnesses claim to have heard the man shouting "GOTTA EAT BIG C'MON" moments before getting shredded to pieces

most animals around our relative size can fuck us up. larger dogs - larger apes and so on. Humans without tools are pretty pathetic

>>39942252
I can kill a bare bear-bear bare-handed

>>39945603
yeah, humans are just weak apes with big brains

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>>39945623

I would lose to an adorable rodent like a guinea pig or chinchilla, I just couldn't bring myself to break their little necks ;_;

Hold me fan

>>39934303

Probably a medium-sized doggo

>>39934303
Whatever I can't grab by the tail and swing around.

>>39934514
>600lb of muscle human
Literally a space marine.

>>39934303
I could probably fuck up a deer.

>>39946921
>I could probably fuck a deer
Ftfy.

>>39947089
go to bed /k/

I'd get my shit rekt by anything larger than a domesticated dog
A badger would probably fuck me up too

hold me, I'm a fuckin nerd :'(

>>39945517
This doesn't even make any sense.

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Please do not fight nature's beautiful and endangered species

they are already screwed enough as it is, being shot or trapped, with their homes being chopped down or paved over and their ranges bisected by oil pipelines and highways

>>39934319
I'd just pull guard and take his back

ez

>>39947928
Shut the fuck up hippy faggot

>>39942561
So our super power is adaptation right?
I'll be good with that in a few years

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>>39949825
>not caring about bears
I think you're the faggot anon.

>>39939391
>Only really horses and shit have us fucked in that regard.
Actually we got horses beat.

The only advantage horses have is that they can carry much greater load for long distances, where as we can't even carry our gains if you become an ultramarathoner.

If it was a true ultramarathon, even a well-bred, well-trained horse would get rekt by a well-trained ultramarathoner.

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>>39949825
please show me on this bear where the bear touched you, causing a lifetime of asspain and lashing out

>>39947928
found the vegan

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>>39946921
>250 lbs of muscle
>sharp antlers
>thicc neck
good luck faggot

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I don't know if it's because I haven't slept for nearly two days, but I'm pissing myself laughing at this thread

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>>39950839
I would just choke her out

>>39950908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1A-qkLNijo

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>>39934819

>>39950962
You just gotta have the technique down bruh

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>>39934398
Size/weight make a fucking difference, especialy when you are the same species.
Imagine you are a fucking 205 lbs Honey badger...
Well it does not matters like fighting Skills or fighting IQ... but it doeas matters.

>>39934357
the doping tests can

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>>39944475
Keked at Dengerinos, thnk you.

>>39935564
> making it madder

>>39939921
Nah bro, I would slowly destroy the bears habitat by cutting down trees and poison the delicate ecosystem the bear relies on for food.

>Bears BTFO

>>39953194
good then you'll have bears in your backyard looking for food in your trashcan all day

>>39934357
Cain can

I think most of the time people ignore that humans are much more domesticated now than in the past. An 200lbs crazed alpha caveman would shit on badgers, deers, dogs etc that people in this thread claimed to be a threat.

>>39934303
How much prep time we talkin', here? If we were running around in a forest or something, I think I could probably make some sort of cured wooden spear, and some sort of shield or club for my off hand. With those, I think I could take up to a chimp. Maybe even a chimp if I can get my hands on something harder and sharper. If I have some sort of team or backup, I bet we could handle even more.


If I have a .308 rifle, 4 buddies with the same and proper hunting gear, anything up to predators like wolves or tigers.

>>39950962
helment otta do it.

>>39942252
I think you haven't watched anime enough

>>39934357
jesus he literally has NO aesthetics

>>39934357
> implying Blaine Sumner isn't the one and only vanilla gorilla.

I would beat them all with missiles.

>>39935766
>confirmed for never being around a fully grown bull or a cow with offspring

Those things are fucking terrifying. I went moose hunting once, and I was so scared to pull the trigger on a bull because I knew that if I fucked up the shot and just wounded it, it was gonna come right for me and beat me into a small, whimpering pulp

>>39936204
You are wrong.

Chimapnzees are not only retardedly powerful, but they also go fucking APESHIT when they fight. Not only do they have strength on their side, but I will 100% promise you that they are fare more ferocious than any human being when it comes to a do-or-die situation. That crazy little bastard would peel your cap and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it

>>39934494
>how do you do fellow mammals

>>39934582
>100 moose
nigga tuw?

>>39944524
>white fibers
Powerful

>>39934494
>Reptilelets, when will they learn

>>39947928
Nice try animal migrants

>>39954747
You're in a hunger games style arena and have to fight one animal every day at noon

>>39934303
Empty handed very few people could beat a motivated racoon and almost everyone would lose to a large dog. Anything beyond that there's no chance.

>>39934960
Want to know how I know you're American? Because you're a fucking retard. I'm telling you because I know you don't know.

Death at whatever animal comes after Platypus.

Platypi are venomous and their toxin can incapacita a human, though not kill. While incapacitated the next animal would win.