Does hanging upside really make you taller? Or will I need literal

>>39922175
I think you better just accept being short, man

>>39922175
If your posture is shit you might get an inch but straightening up, but otherwise no.

>>39922188
Yeah I could do that, but I've had girls literally laugh in my face at me because of my height. So if there's another option I'm up for it.

>>39922198
Some girls will be cunts but there are cool girls out there too, you'll just have to have thick skin

Being 5'5" is better than being an average 5'10" guy.

Good posture, lift inserts in your shoes (just like +1 inch nothing ridiculous), get jacked so you can barely fit through a door, only fuck ugly girls. Or go gay, gay dudes love manlets.

>>39922175
>mom is 5'3"
>dad is 5'5"
>i'm 6'

No excuse brotha the odds were against me but i told myself as a kid id be tall and now i am master height. Should have believed in yourself growing up bud

>>39922309
He's not your dad bro.
Sorry.

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>>39922198
should've kicked her in the cunt, no wait your short, sorry, punched her in the cunt

>>39922225
In the eyes of a woman? It really isn't.

>having arms the size of your head and such light weight
>having short t-rex arms
>having your traps hide your neck

Buff manlets look gross

>>39922198
You probably hang around shit people desu senpai.

>>39922395
Well yes

>>39922175
Just meditate and think about growing taller. Reach towards the ceiling and whisper to yourself grow grow grow...it really works anon and it's free.

>>39922632
Will try this, thanks!

>>39922656
You're wlecome.

>>39922219
Not OP but that's all I hear from girls.

>"Don't worry anon, you'll find someone (else) someday!"

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>>39922175
>mfw my friend is a manlet but he had a 6'3 gf
Too bad she was a bitch and dumped him for a even shorter manlet

>>39922175
Only 5'11, I gotta do more back and leg stretching to lengthen my body hehe

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>every man under 6 feet is a fatass
>girl logic

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>>39922355
kek

>>39922355
See this is the kind of stuff I would like to avoid. If I were tall, I would never get made jokes thrown at me like this.

>>39922198
Dude, I had short friends in the military who got married to some pretty great women who were also pretty cute. Just gotta have something to offer that she wants. Romance is a market

>>39923427
Maybe she had a size difference fetish?

>>39922225
Lol, no it isn't...

>>39923475
>not getting that it's a joke

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>>39922355

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dad 6'6
mother 5'1

Stuck at 5'8 in between.

>>39922175
It'll make you maybe an inch taller temporarily.

>>39922198
>2017
>lifting for girls
>caring for what girls think
>Doing anything just to impress girls
Why would you do that my manlet friendo? If you have money you can always buy an escort.

>>39922225
Well depends. Do you travel by plane a lot?

>>39922175
you'll be ok little buddy, don't let it get you down.

>>39923675
Th fate of all "I'm a womanlet but I need a giant man to protect me" children.

>>39923724
I 100% lift for girls. I absolutely care what girls think of me. I don't want to be alone anymore.

>>39922175
Do this to correct your posture:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_dFRnmdGs

This got me from 5'10" to a comfortable 5'11"

Seriously, is there some kind of exercice to do to at least gain like half an inch in the legs. That's all I need really, half an inch.

>>39923828
Fucking truth right there. Shits depressing but nature is harsh and women demand height in a mate.

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Women are retarded with spatial reasoning. If you're at least 5'8", they'll think you're 6'.

Plus there's a lot of manlets out there who claim to be 6 feet. So that fucks up girls' reasoning even more.

>>39922175
Just date a girl shorter than you

>>39922632
>>39922656
>>39923222
samefag

>>39923828
that's a slippery slope
you're gonna fall in love with the first woman that won't reject you, you're gonna think she "gets you", she's gonna dump your ass and find
someone new, you're gonna be devastated.

been there done that

>>39923590
i feel your pain anon
5'3

All women are indirect prostitutes. Just use them for sex

>>39922632
this
Also you can find a shit like that on YouTube, just listen to it before going to sleep for 5 minutes everyday, it really works, you just gotta trust
I was 5'5" a year ago and now I'm 5'7" which is average in my country.

>>39926979
Stop trolling the poor lad lmao

>>39924547
NLP, I can warrantee it really works

>>39927004
What makes you think I'm trolling?

>>39922175
I'm 6'2 but actually get triggered as fuck when women make fun of men's height, but men aren't allowed to make fun of women's weight which is FULLY controllable.

>>39922225
THIS
FUCK BEING AVERAGE

>>39927076
Nearly every sentence you typed

>>39927128
Well I'm not. I know that shit works believe it or not

>>39923828
you have to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with someone else.

>>39923675
I feel you, dude. Dad is 6'4, mom is 5'1, I'm stuck at 5'11, but since I grew an inch last year and I'm 20, I can still hope for 6'

>inb4 falling for the manlet meme
Whatever, I just like feeling taller than average in my country (which is 5'9 or so) out of sheer narcissism, go judge me

>>39923590
I'm 6'6", yes, yes you do, they're just less demeaning to your face.

>>39927122
Modern womynz doublethink, my dude
No need to rustle your jimmies, hoes will be hoes

>>39922175
or you could come to terms with your height. All of your problems won't just go away when you become taller.

>>39927122
Lol not me. I'm 6'4 and lucky as fuck to be this height. May as well revel in the fact you hit the genetic lottery and join in the laughter. I'm not gonna be some white knight for manlets, they need to grow up (lol) and get over it.

>>39924583
That's why I tell im 5'10. Im 6'2

>>39927238
that's bullshit and you know it

dad 5'7
mom 5'3

me 5'9

made it bros

>>39922175
I don't even know how tall I am, I'm guessing 5'10, but i told my ex once that i think i was 6'0 and she never questioned it. not that i was trying to seem taller i thought i might've been 6'0 at the time but im pretty sure im less

>>39927594
If you tell the truth about your height it usually blows people's minds. I'm 5'11" and usually when I tell people that they think I'm kidding, and that I'm much taller.

People lie about their height so much that the general public has a warped view of height.

>>39923619
It is said that people who are abnormally short or tall will seek out their opposite because the body believes that it will even out the offspring.

That's why you often see lanklets with womanlet gfs.

>>39927359
Yeah, but only because your face is way up there.

>>39927570
>me 5'9
>made it bros
Pick one, manlet

I have always laughed about manlets, but until this day i did not check how many feet there is in my 188 cm. FUCK YOU MANLETS HAHAH, 6.167979 feet (6 feet 21⁄64 inches) MASTER RACE COMING TRUUU CHOO CHOO

>>39927393
>>39928013
day of the rope soon lanklets

there are more of us than there are of you

>>39927489
I thought i was the only one doing that.
I'm 6'0 but i tell people i'm 5'9" in social circles so that manlets will feel bad about themselves,you always see that one guy that goes sad when you tell the group you're 5'9

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>>39928013
188 cm is 6'2.

>>39922175
at 5'5 you well never even get close to not being a manlet, so theres no point

>>39922175
>dad 5'10
>mom 5'9 (her dad 6'3)
>me 6'5

thanks mom genes

>>39922198
girls have a tendency to be entitled cunts in social situations, divide and conquer my friend if you an press her up against a corner in a closed up area you win

>>39922175
I'm 5'8.5, 24yo do I still have a chance?

>>39928013
Tfw 183cm 6.0001 feet
Mqnlets btfo how will they ever recover

>>39928082
Older brother has same from mums granddad. Includes baldness from 22 on tho. Wouldn't trade.

>>39928094
>go to teenage party/club 18-20
>say youre 20 years old
>bring out heavy liquor
>oh i know the some guys ;)
>cha ching

>>39928116
31 still got all the hair, so did my granddad when he died and my dad still rocking is 80s fro. looking good for me

>>39928082
6'5 is too tall brah, you should have stayed at grandpas height.

I was 6 feet. I shrunk an inch. Thanks squats.

>>39928135
nah im fine, not gonna get super shredded, but i can still call people manlets in 50 years when the average is 6'2+

>Mom is 5'7.5
>Dad is 5'8.5
>No one in my family stopped growing until they were like 22 years old
>Estimated to become 5'11
Should I just end it all now to spare me the misery of just being one inch away from being /mästerras/?

>>39928024
You can't hang a lanklet.

>>39923291
"Just be yourself".

>>39928836
just cut off the legs

>>39928024
Good luck reaching high enough to tie the rope

>>39928905
just cut off the legs

manlets have killed tons of lanklets before

>>39927354
>>39928082

Dad is eternal manlet and mom is also pretty small. All the men on my mother's side of the family are bear mode though.

I measured myself today, 19 yrs old and grew an inch, now 5'10.

I'm an absolute late bloomer, just started getting facial hair, inherited eternal youth genes from my father.

I'm suddenly wondering, is there hope?

>>39923617
how many turned into dependapotamus after they married the guys

Take your manletness as a challenge. You can't change your height, but you can change your attitude.
Women who care so much about height are probably vapid sluts, and besides, there are plenty of short women out there that are guaranteed to be way cuter than some giraffe thinking her matchstick legs are an object to be admired.

>>39929000
>all the men on my mother's side of the family are bear mode though

The guys on your mom's side of the family are just as important genetically speaking as your dad; same goes for the girls on your dad's side if your a girl.

>>39928150
You were probably messing yourself in the morning before, and now you are measuring at night.

People are taller right after waking up because of the cartilage collected in between the discs of your spine. It depends on the person, but the difference can be anywhere from 1/4 if an inch to a full inch.

>>39923675
How old?

Has any of you guys grown taller after 18?If yes how much?

>>39922175
The younger you are the better a chance you have

flurbiprofen has been shown to increase LONGITUDAL GROWTH in rats, meaning it can help growing the long bones

ive been saying this for ages, you manlets need to fucking do your research. all you do is retarded stretches but there are so much resources out there at pubmed. an aromatase inhibitor and growth hormone during puberty will land you at least 6'0 in height. combine it with caloric surplus and a lot of mineral and micronutrients for bone gains

>>39928729
Nothing wrong with 5'11" bud
>5'10": King of Manlets mode. Officially an inch taller than the average man. Easy gains.
>5'11": Aesthetic mode. Perfect slightly above average height without lanklet disadvantages.
>6'0": Made it mode. Breaking the 6 foot barrier, you are officially tall with minimal impact on gains due to lanklet status.
>6'2": Slayer mode. Highest height you can achieve while still having access to good gains and not looking like a lanklet, but you will work harder than 5'11" guys.
>6'4": Peak tall. Any taller and you are forever cursed to giraffe status. But girls go crazy for your height. Train from youth to be swole, or ottermode is the thickest you'll get.

5'10" - 6'4" is the perfect 6-inch window for optimal male height, with different advantages and disadvantages distributed throughout.

Mom - 5' 3"
Dad - 5' 8"

Me - 5' 10"

F..feels good man

>>39922198
Your free you's

>>39922175
You're going to have to play the acceptance game bro. Accept that you will have to accept you're a manlet, BUT it's not a bad thing, some girls prefer guys that are taller but most do not give a fuck if you give them a reason to like you and you're dodging a bullet by liking a shallow cunt who wants a tall dude when she's a manlet herself in the first place.
Date a similar height or slightly taller qt. they're out there.
Tall guys who date tater thot manlet girls will forever live in shame by having sons that are shorter than their dad.

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>>39931602

But I wanna be 6'5 like Dolph Lundgren

>>39922225
ok shorty

>>39924583

Is that what you tell yourself?

If you're 5'8", you will look noticeably shorter than everyone around you.

Your actual height doesn't matter- What matters is whether you're taller or shorter than the people standing around you.

>>39931692
brb gonna hang around middle schoolers

dad 5'6"
mum 5'5"
me 5'11"

feels real good brahs

dad 5'10"
mom 5'6"
me 6'5"

Feels fine mane

>>39924481
>mom and dad both around 5'6
>me 6'2.5
made it lads