Everyone here consumes a lot of protein. What do you use

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I beat my meat with my bare hands

>>39919932
My hand.

I use ground meat and cook it in tomato sauce then spread it over pasta.

>>39919932
mallet. I cover it with a plastic bag though to avoid splatter. Sometimes I'll stab it with a fork a few times first

>>39919932
Usually I have my mother beat it for me, considering she'll be having the majority of the meat.

>>39919974
Cook the meat first and then add the sauce you fucking idiot. I bet you use Ragu also.

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>>39919932
>beating meat
>2Kay sevuntine

Works for all meats not just cook. Stab it beforehand to completely fill its holes with the salty goodness.

>>39919932
I gladwrap the chopping board it's on and bash it with my hand until it's thin

>>39919932
>What do you use to beat your meat
My GF's hand

>>39920972
>not your GF's interior
Virgin faggot

>>39919932
A Pot

>>39920426
>Cook the meat first and then add the sauce you fucking idiot.
Not him, but it shaves 15 minutes off every meal I make, so I don't give a shit. It still tastes decent, and I have more time.

>>39920841
Sounds painful

>>39919932
A hydraulic press

no human can tenderize meat to my standards

You can use a rolling pin to flatten out chicken breasts.

Alternatively, you don't have to worry about splatter if you put a meat mallet on the meat and gently bash the flat end with your fist until a uniformity of 3/4" is achieved.

>>39921003
nigga what the fuck

you are aware you can just pour the tomato sauce on right?

>>39919932
Tranny porn