>When I'm incredibly tired I get mad boners that won't

>>39914425
sexual stimulation is controlled by the parasympathetic nervous system (the rest and digest vs. fight or flight blah blah). It is totally normal to get random boners when relaxed sleepy. This is also why a lot of men can't get it up when they are nervous or excited before having sex, the sympathetic nervous systems is more stimulated than the parasympathetic so you can't get a stiffy.

>>39914447
so I should shottie Nyquil before I bed my shortie? Xanax for Peen Acts? pound whiskey for epic dickin'?

>>39914520
The last part didn't rhyme, but I'll give you 2 points for tryin'.

>>39914425
I wouldn't mind kissing that girl

>>39914425
>>39914447
You're basically relaxing your pelvic floor which contains muscles that prevent blood from entering the penis.

>>39914575
Careful.
That leads to naughty things.
Like balls deep cunt pounding and even worse, hugs.

>>39914575
>"girl"
How new are you?

>>39914546
Frisky

>>39914575
Chut up pats

>>39914425
I like that this bitch defends Genova desu