What are some /fit/ tattoos? Whats the optimal location and what

FAGGOT across forehead

Tattoos are for autists

i get my bf to write 'MINE' and a downward pointing arrow on my abdomen in sharpie every couple of days

also sometimes some stuff like 'slut' on my inner thighs or whatever, but that usuall rubs off fairly fast so its not as good

does that count?

>posts a pic possibly representative of a ham planet orbit

this is /fit/ not /fat/

>>39913457
Hummingbirds that look like they are feeding from my nipples.

>>39913457
Tribal tattoos

>>39913457
"Deus vult" across the shoulderblades

>>39913457
"CUNT" right across my neck

>>39913457
Do it. hydrogen atom to the forehead.

>>39913509
>i get my bf to write 'MINE' and a downward pointing arrow on my abdomen in sharpie every couple of days
do you get confused about which person its attached to?

>>39913457
Hydrogen atom tatooed on my benis

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Can't go wrong with the classic Tribal. You can get it in this decal style, or if you're truly hardcore you can opt for a band around your upper arm.

This is essentially the war paint of the alpha male Chad slayer.

Veni vidi vici above your pec
Super original

>>39914062
cunt across the belly
prove you lost already

>>39913457
I'd never get a tattoo, but my friend got a pretty cool one from a poem by Howard A. Walter "I would be true"

Just the phrase "I would be brave, for there is much to dare"

He got it on his arm, Idk where I would get one but if I did it would definitely be some badass poetry quote

>>39913457
Boy,

When I was in high school I gave myself a homemade tattoo just above my left knee,

It reads" STRENGTH" in all caps

except, the G didn't come out properly so it looks like "STREN TH"

I cop so much shit for it from my mates.

But I guess it's a good laugh for them.

>>39914185
>This is essentially the war paint of the alpha male Chad slayer.

It also essentially screams "I suck cock"

LIGHT WEIGHT BABY

right on the taint

>>39914185
>slayer.
Faggot.

>>39913457
Me Ne Frego

>>39914240
It takes a STRON man to overcome that
My prayers are with you

>>39914185
>classic Tribal

That fucking tattoo in your pic is not tribal at all I hope you know.

It is not blue, nor is it similar to any old tattoos from pre 1000 AD societies

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Don't forget to add "sick"

>>39913457
get some muscles tattooed on your muscles

>>39914185
Would have called you out for shitty bait, but you already got 3 yous, so i guess it's not that bad after all. Props.

>>39914568
Nice.

>>39913457
FACT: getting an anchor tattoo on your arm gurantees that you'll have super human old man strength when you turn 50

>>39914240
Get the N changed to a U and it'll be an Aussie tattoo

The Superman lego is probably the best tattoo for a fit guy

>>39914240
You can't post this without a picture

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>>39916832
Best you're getting with the shitty webcam I have.

>>39916700
I already am Aussie, an Aussie getting an Aussie tattoo is just too much Aussie.

>>39914568
Kek

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>>39913457
I'm gonna get a mulberry leaf and berry on my thigh.

I also want a pea shoot on my ankle and foot.

And I want a fish. I fucking love fish, and I want a big one up one leg, as sort of an homage to the scythian tattoo.

Want some quotes too. They're pretty gay, though.

.

>>39913457
Optimal place for ink is wherever you want it. It's not bad enough that you out shine betas but now you look even better while doing it

>>39913457
>Whats the optimal location
depends entirely on what the tattoo is. The one you posted could go anywhere, really.

>>39917089
Best place we be his butthole. Total conversation starter

>>39917099
How much conversation do you have while ramming someones backdoor?

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the best fit tattoo there is: labels in small font for each muscle group

>>39913457
A small tattoo on your right arm for whatever branch you served in. Other than that, no tats.

>>39914204
>Veni vidi vici above your pec
>Super original


my druggie buddy got this. with fucking vines and shit all over.

he's a faggot who bitches about his girl nonstop

he'd be a great friend if he didn't do fucking drugs everyday and bitch about the same fucking cheating whore nonstop.

>>39914185
tribal tats are common and mild
if you want a tattoo, you want to be original, this is the complete opposite

>>39914055
do you speak french?

>>39914228
HEARTBURN across the chest is much cooler

or POWERLIFTER

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top tier over here lads

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>>39913457
>being this much of a cookie cutter
What about the porno Dale? Dale? What about the porno?

>>39916920
Hahaha, wow, it's not all that big though luckily

>>39919469
Actually not bad

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>>39918341
>french

I got an upside down cross on my upper left arm.

>inb4 edgy
I know it was edgy, but I wasn't thinking straight at the time. Also, a lot of people seem to really like it.

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>>39913457
the only tattoo I would ever get is pic related (all one colour though), don't know where though

probably above the pec or bicep

Upper back/shoulder is the best place because it doesn't get fucked up as you age.

>>39914055
I was actually thinking about tattooing DEUS VULT or SIEG HEIL on my kuckles just for fun.