>TFW 22 years old loser >TFW never graduated highschool

It's not going to happen.

Anyway, we can't give you useful advice based on what little info you've given us.
But probably getting a high school diploma would help.

>>39911030
do your bucket list, but not all at once
start with the thing that is most important to you

>>39911030
Get into a firm and start your way up.

If it makes you feel any better OP, I'm 24 in 2 months and just text an escort there asking if she accepted virgins.

>>39911030
Why are you Posting this everyday?
It's not funny anymore.

>>39911177
Because I need help.

>>39911030
I would suggest this:
> eat healthy (no sugar)
> go for a run 3 times a week for 30 min (just for fun, so no need to run through)
> earn more money through education

the rest are all minor problems, because low testosterone is bs, the same with kissless virgin and trying to lift when you are fat.

If you need a quick girlfriend, just pay for a hooker one time. When you do those 3 things properly, girls will come because of your higher selfworth.

I told you yesterday to get fucking discipline and accomplish goals. Stop clogging up a fitness board with your shortcomings. No one gives a fuck.

>>39911279
you didn't give any good advice you fucking normalfag

give me some ACTIONABLE ADVICE

>>39911030
How do you not graduate highschool in 2016+1

But hey at least you have a job and get some kind of income, I'm 21 and still jobless. We're all gonna make it somehow in this cruel world.

Do you have friends? If you do get them to help you, you don't have to do it all alone.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pum4OaOtkL

>>39911291
> ACTIONABLE ADVICE
>>39911211

>>39911030
Get a prescription for Testosterone Replacement Therapy if you have low test levels.

>>39912314
can't

Im in canada and i swear no fucking doctor cares here

>>39911030
First of all anon, focus on getting as much ambien that you can get your hands on. Next, I want you to swallow them all at once while staring at yourself in a mirror.

PROBLEM SOLVED BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I was the same as you Op but I was 27

I went to a local college and did my highschool diploma (took a year) and now I'm in university. Wo t graduate until 32 but it's better late instead of never.

Just take baby steps, day by day. Don't think of everything you need to do, just think of only what you will do today.

People like us can't really afford to live in the future, we just have to live day by day and achieve things slowly.

You won't ever catch up to your peers, but st least you'll be doing something.

Lifting is helps increase confidence to do these things.

>>39912336
Get test with no prescription. P sure it will solve 7/8 problems. Except drivers license. Road rage is a bitch.

>>39912437
Yeah but I'd really prefer to get pharma shit that's actually sanitized. At least long-term.

>>39912399
I'm considering it anon but it just seems like why even bother at some point...

>asks for actionable advice
>gets actionable advice
>does nothing
>keeps posting asking for help
anon should kill himself

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>>39911030
>go back to high school
>study for your drivers license
>mainly focus on school, but if you can find a better job
>lose weight fatty
>either go complain to a doctor or shut the fuck up
>lose weight and actually take care of yourself
>need more info to help
Honestly I would never recommend this to anyone, but under your unique circumstances I would suggest cocoon mode or maybe a modified version. Just because I'm going to assume you don't have that many friends to begin with or maybe you're socially awkward. Either way really you CAN fix all this shit at like 26-27 if you work hard.

>>39912450
What do you mean "why bother"? You're literally on a Tahitian wood turning board talking about how sad you are.

It is obviously a good idea to do things that will improve your life.

>>39912502
I want to study accounting. i want to be an accountant or work in finance.

At this point I'm just wondering if it's too late for that option

Please anons, stop trying to help this sad fuck.

this thread is BAIT.

its a sad cunt just wallowing in self pity and pity from other anons. HE ENJOYS THIS SHIT.

>>39912587
I just want help anon.

>>39912617
i think you should go to /advice/ ,not /fit/

your problems are not /fit/ approved

>>39911159
he didnt finish highschool, there are basicly no options for him left besdies a factory.

Why would a firm let an uneducated loser in? lmfao

>>39911159
>>39912656
Maybe a prop trading firm would work for me?

I'm pretty sure that's mostly meritocratic, right?

Didn't complete highschool? You've got to be kidding.

That should be your number one priority.

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>>39912656
Maybe something like this?

Would they hire a neet HS dropout?

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>>39911030
>TFW 22 years old loser
We're all losers, that's why we're on /fit/.
>TFW never graduated highschool
Go to a community college or tech institute and finish high school, or learn a trade and become an apprentice instead.
>TFW no drivers license
Overrated. Live in a city with public transport, it'll also boost your immunity since you're going to be stuck with plebs who are always sick anyway.
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
Good. Keep at it. It's better to be in work than a NEET. In your spare time between working study to finish HS or something.
>TFW fat dyel
Welcome to /fit/. Read the sticky if you don't want to be a fat dyel.
>TFW low testosterone
If you're 22 and low testosterone you could probably get a prescription for more. At your age you should be at peak. It's only from 30 do T levels become an issue, and for most of us that lift past 30, it isn't even one we need to worry about.
>TFW kissless virgin
Lifting will grant confidence. I was very shy until I noticed myself turning more confident when I went from a major skelly dyel to a normal dyel.
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Try harder and keep at it. You won't notice any change in yourself because you see yourself every day. Take a photo of yourself shirtless and in shorts or underwear now. Every few months take another one and compare the two. I guarantee you'll notice a difference. Also eat better. Maybe >>>/ck/ can help you there.

You're more than capable of improving, you just have a pessimistic view on yourself. Keep trying and don't give up and you'll make it.

>>39912772
my fucking god you're more retarded than op for actually trying to give him sound advice. Do you actually believe that this sad cunt wants to change?

>>39912772
>f you're 22 and low testosterone you could probably get a prescription for more

i can't get one man, I honestly think my problems stem from this.

>>39911030
>get ged
>get license
>go to cc
>major in a profitable degree(cs, bio engineering, etc.)
>after the first year of starting school and you settle into the habit of school start working out
>FIND A PHYSICAL HOBBY
>gives you an excuse to work out to get better at said hobby
boom not so hard
talk to people to get over the fact your social awkward as fuck
someone ask if your a virgin just say yes wtih confidence, dont dance around it

the how to make it guide brought to you by personal experience

all i hear from OP is "but, but, but, but"

how about a "thanks i'll act upon this advice"

how about a "thanks for caring"

how about a "you just saved me from killing myself"

all i'm reading from you is sad excuses for why you can't follow these nice peoples' advice. you're literally a cancer to society and to yourself. you're a sad fucking cunt

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>>39912911
>you're literally a cancer to society and to yourself. you're a sad fucking cunt

>tfw 22 year old loser
>last year of college. Still no idea what the fuck I'm doing, everyone is better.
>tfw drivers license
>tfw internship in which I have no idea what I'm doing
>tfw somewhat fit
>tfw normal testosterone
>tfw kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
>tfw lifting but not enough

holy shit i'm somewhat better than someone else my age.

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>>39912810
If this sad cunt doesn't pick up on it, maybe other autist anons reading this will.

> 23 y/o
> graduated with a drafting diploma and civil engineering bachelors
> drivers licence, own 2 cars including a sports car
> 5 digits in the bank account, no debt
> 67k engineering grad job out of uni
> free public transport privilege state-wide
> have a long term gf
> 130kg squat, 90kg bench, 60kg ohp, 150kg deadlift

There were such long periods of time where I was in unfortunate positions in life and had nothing, but it's about fighting through and building up with what opportunities you have lads

I feel you OP

I haven't had friends since I was 13. No friends has caused every problem in my life.

Not having friends meant I never met girls

Not getting girls or having friends meant I became isolated

Becoming isolated meant I became lonely, miserable, bitter through high school

Being miserable and isolated in high school meant I didn't learn how to interact socially with peers

Not learning how to interact with peers carried over into college so i basically had the same existence there. Because of my lack of friends and girls, I could not open up to people because my complete loserness would become apparent to them and drive them away anyway.

All the isolation, misery, loneliness, etc, meant I had nothing to work towards, so no motivation.

No motivation meant I stayed a manlet and holocaust mode (still am, just here for shitposting) and didn't do great in college because studying is difficult when you have no motivation and nothing to strive for

Because I'm afraid to open up to people, all I do is just make jokes. I can make people laugh pretty easily but have no real conversations with people.

Graduate college, move back home, work shit job because I don't see the point in trying grad school, terrible relationship with parents (they are assholes, I'm an asshole, so we all barely even talk to each other, and I'm an only child)

Now a 25 year old kissless friendless shut-in (besides work) who has never even attempted to get a girl and now I'm scared to not only try to get a girl, but even friends, because everyone has always hated me so I don't want to burden others with my presence, and the continuation of my pathetic life that I don't want to let people see.

And sure I'm ugly as fuck (get rated 3-4/10 online, insulted for my face since I was a kid), but the friendlessness is what has killed all hope for me since I was 13.

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>tfw when fucked an escort to lose virginity but didnt last long
How do i gain sexual stamina?

>>39913443
You had a 67k job straight out of UNI? Fuck off with your "I has had t3h struggles, m80s"

FUCKING KYS NIGGER

Your lifts aren't even impressive. KYS twice. faggot

Get a GED, job, college degree, lift, get your license, etc

>>39911030
Start construction. Half the guys, depending where, are felons and half-retarded. The hard work will make you less fat and gross and shooting the shit with the others will lead you to make friends and become less autistic, barely.

>>39913478
wow someone's insecure

>>39913445
why dont you play a really nerdy game and become friends with them? Im talking about things like mmos and yugioh/magic. You can always find friends there.

you're operating under delusion if you think some random on 4chan will turn around your life.

It's a stupid delusion but I guess its rather common. You think you can improve your life all at once with some miraculous all-in-one swoop of good fortune. That's not how life works. You're gonna need to sacrifice your current lifestyle with hard work and the secret most people dont know about but is literally the most essential trait to change your life for the better : patience, which will help you stay consistent

>>39913443
>23 years old
>has engineering dgeree, no debt, already rich, owns house and cars, long term girlfriend
>better off than 99% of people his age
>claims to have "had long periods of time in life with nothing"


you're fucking joking, right? or are you really that insecure? oh wait this is fit after all isnt it

>>39912587
hes providing a service: fit tards love acting like they're better than people with advice that will accomplish essentially nothing

>>39911030
become disgusted with yourself.
make a plan, have a goal.

things will start to fall in line, my first move if I were you would be to get your liscence and a better job of some kind, even if hard labour just make some more money.

next move would be to get your GED, and then a better job.

keep lifting, girl friend will come after these things, only looser women go after looser men, you have to be something worth chasing, and don't fall for a gold digging whore either anon, good luck.

>>39913521
I tried to play games like yugioh and magic and MMOs when i was younger, like late middle school/early high school. i hated them and only lasted a few weeks

my problem is that even though i look and act like a stereotypical nerd (short, skinny, weird as fuck looking and acting, probably autism, no girls, no friends, etc) i don't like stereotypically nerd things. i have no interest in engineering or computer science. i hate video games.

what i mainly like is watching tv, doing sports and doing active things (yeah i know so original right). the problem is that not only do i not have friends to do these things with, but when i do things with people, i basically dont get accepted into the groups besides being the funny guy cracking jokes because im weird and dont open up to people

>>39913468
fuck more

jorge is better than you

>>39913624
its because you're unlikable

faggot

>>39913578

Well just to get the engineering position took 5 months of networking and job searching every day, literally 320 job applications which I've recorded in an excel spreadsheet and over 25 interviews.

> already rich

lol

> owns a house

???

>>39913658
uhhh ya think

being ugly and weird is the key to being unlikable. i wish i could be like the alpha studs on fit who are fucking every girl and huge groups of friends and it comes so easy to you guys

>>39911030
Listen Here Faggot It is not the first time I see this thread
You have a weak mind.

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>>39911030
Get GED or High school diploma
Get your fucking learners permit in two days from now. Study for the test online. Look up your state then type in 'practice learners permit test' and take it over and over again till you get them all right
After you get your high school diploma you will enroll in either a technical school or nearby community college. Use public transportation if necessary- if not, by a bike. This will also help with your fatness
'trying to lift' sounds pretty stupid, and I don't even need to tell you this. You have the power of google to figure out what you need to do to get an acceptable physique.
Low test is not really that big of a problem, like it's not the end of the world. But you can do things to raise your test levels, so if you feel the need to do that go ahead (you have a lot of other shit you need to fix first though)
The fact that you are a kissless virgin is sad, you should get very drunk and go to random bars once you shape yourself up a bit, then when you try to talk to girls just imagine that every single one you talk to (regardless of how attractive they are) is a robot. Just imagine that they are not a real person, but a fucking android that does not have any real emotions or desires. This may not solve your problem but it will get you better at talking to girls which I suspect you don't know how to do effectively.

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>>39911208
If you had spent any of the time you took to copy paste this shit post onto my board every single day and applied it to actually lifting or filling out job applications you would have already made it by now

Not kidding. Used to see your posts in July. I was in a similar place. Your posts would make me anxious and close out of 4chan. Now I'm in a much better place in life

Kys you low test cuck
There I just gave you the best advice in the whole thread

>>39913883
>Get GED or High school diploma
It's too hard im not smart enough
>Get your fucking learners permit in two days from now. Study for the test online. Look up your state then type in 'practice learners permit test' and take it over and over again till you get them all right

It costs $500 for lessons in Canada, i have no one to teach me.
>After you get your high school diploma you will enroll in either a technical school or nearby community college. Use public transportation if necessary- if not, by a bike. This will also help with your fatness

im not intelligent enough for school.

I want to learn accounting, but im not smart enough.

>The fact that you are a kissless virgin is sad, you should get very drunk and go to random bars once you shape yourself up a bit, then when you try to talk to girls just imagine that every single one you talk to (regardless of how attractive they are) is a robot. Just imagine that they are not a real person, but a fucking android that does not have any real emotions or desires. This may not solve your problem but it will get you better at talking to girls which I suspect you don't know how to do effectively.

>dude just go to random bars and b urself and ull get laid

Thanks, normie.

>>39911170
why though? Why even mention it??

>>39911030
>TFW 22 years old loser
u are no loser, u are a faggot
>TFW never graduated highschool
do what you want, but first u need to finish highschool, is for fucking retards
>TFW no drivers license
after u finish hs, get this shit done, i would say at the same time, but i dont think u can afford to do 2 things at the same time
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
keep it to survive meanwhile you get your shit done


>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working

all this is secondary and doesnt matter shit for now

>>39912518
stop being a little bitch and do something instead of worrying about not doing anything.

>>39914236
I don't think im start enough for accounting.

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>>39913974
Lol you exemplify the mentality of a loser and negative person.

You're were your at in life because of your mentality.

You look at the obstacles and admit defeat instead of finding solutions.

Change your mentality and everything else will fall into place.

Stop the negative thoughts, when they do happen, immediately replace them with positive affirmations.

In time it'll get easier and being positive will become part of who you are.

Your brain is stuck in the negative mindset because you reinforce negative thought patterns.

It's time for you to start creating positive thought patterns in your brain. Strengthen the neural pathways that lead to positive thinking.

Meditate.

Self introspect.

Mindfulness.

And most of all listen to the voice of self discipline without giving way to the voice of instant gratification.

Seek discomfort, and aim to be better than who you were yesterday.

>>39913974
Dude it is not hard to get a high school diploma, unless you are significantly below average intelligence. Come on, now.

So you will have to enroll in a technical school or community college, technical school is not hard at all for fuck sake it is literally just skilled labor. If you cannot even learn carpentry or something with your hands (which you can) then work extremely hard at your minimum wage job and show that you are worthy of promotion. Improving yourself will help you to do this as people are nicer to you the more put-together and attractive you are in general.

Your response to my advice about the bars is absurd. I told you a specific tactic that will help you become more comfortable talking to girls. That is all I promised and it is the first step to getting laid, in fact I explicitly stated 'This may not solve your problem'- of being a kissless virgin. Otherwise Go to a trailer park, find a rough looking woman in her thirties or fourties and offer her to fuck for 40 bucks. Virgin no more, cheaper than an escort.

But what this guy said>>39914294
is absolutely true

You are twenty years old you have a while to turn it around honestly

>>39912680
Prop trading firms are the top positions in finance tech. You would be competing against national comp winners from T20 schools.

>>39915740
well fuck

There goes that dream.

>>39915740
Should I get into sales then

B2b high end sales seems pretty good

>>39915768
>>39915749
Stop trolling me nigga.

>>39911030
Ayylmao your literally me, cept i dont even have a job, doesnt it just make you wanna off yourself?, life sure is fun.

>>39915777
Not troll I just want to make good money

Is b2b sales something that can work for me?

>>39911030
>TFW 19 years old semi loser
>TFW attending med school
>TFW drivers license
>TFW have quite decent economic security
>TFW fat fuck strongmode
>TFW medium to high testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW not gonna continue lifting, starting mma and becoming shredded instead of being strongman like
>TFW only 176 cm

>>39911301
>Have toxic people around you.
>Your stay at school is just survival.
>Take every opportunity to drop out for your safety.
Not him but it's not that hard.

>tfw 18 and a virgin, got a blowjob from my mate's girlfriend though
>only got Cs in my A-levels
>Dad's only giving me £20,000 not £25,000 like he fucking told me
>no car
>cbf to lift anymore, but my Dad would be pissed if I quit because he spent £2000 on a home gym for me
>nobody appreciates me, currently on my second existential crises
>all my friends are retards, I listen to Beethoven and Neutral Milk Hotel, they listen to fucking top 40 shit

I'm so close to fucking giving up. Life's a fucking bitch. Just remember when you feel bad, guys like me have it fucking worse.