>get swole >pull hot gf >she's never dtf >new

nice frog

>never dtf
Because she's getting it from someone else.

>>39895732
Already assumed she could be cheating and I'm completely apathetic to that fact. If she turns out to be boning someone else, I have a valid reason to leave her with no regrets or loose ends to tie.

>>39895776
>stay with her
>post cute pictures of you two looking happy on social media
>sluts will want to fuck you more

Do it. Just stay with her, but get with other broads too.

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>>39895788
Not a bad plan chap. Not a bad plan at all.

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>>39895693
I kind of know this feel
>start getting /fit/
>get cute gf
>she decided to start practicing abstinence because she's a Catholic

>>39896022
>start practicing
>start

pardon?

>>39896022
>yes hello Father O'Mally I'd like to buy a new virginity, I've decided to take up abstinence

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>>39896049
>>39896128
Shhh don't tell her

She just wants to stop fucking because it's a sin and evil etc etc

>>39895693
iktf
I broke up with mine when the nagging took over

>>39895693
Just date a cute girl with a perverted mind. She'll let you do anything you want to her because you're the hotter more alpha partner.

>>39896203
4 month and no new gf in sight or even a chance to get my dick wet...oh well

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>>39896274
Good luck out there anon.

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>>39896022
>>39895693
>I don't know how to turn women on so I blame the woman for not being turned on automatically

>>39897600
>look at me, I'm implying bullshit on the internet again

>>39896022
Yep, how can we fix this

>dont have to get fit
>get hot gf
>always dtf

not sure how this is possible