>head into the sauna after a nice workout >forgot that

>>39891228
unzip my dick and get down to pound town

Report them for misconduct and misuse of gym equipment

>>39891228
>"M-mum?"

have you ever jerked off in a sauna OP?

i have.

it's such a great experience. you're coming off of working out feeling high as fuck. maybe you hit a PR. you feel like you're on top of the world. you start texting your girl, and she's fucking laying into that dirty shit. you're slick with sweat, you don't need any fucking lubricant.

man, it's a spiritual experience.

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>>39891239
>you start texting your girl

Ask them aren't they really sweaty cuddling up?

>>39891239
And this sounds like it would make your dick chafe like none other

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>>39891239
>you start texting your girl
nigger where the fuck do you think you are

>tfw not a girl

>>39891228
Turn on my phone
Pick the appropriate song
BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW
Sauna becomes a scene from Blacked/a home video from the bedroom of a "confirmed gold star lesbian".

>>39891239
why do you jack off if you have a gf

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>>39891228
>they see your penis

>>39891228
Complain to management that they aren't wearing any form of bathing suit or covering themselves whilst in the sauna. Getting their dirty pussy shit all over the place, the place is filthy to begin with and you're in there naked. Get their membership revoked for 30 days.

>>39891239
Where do you cum

Massage and lick their feet

show them my O face

>>39891364
in my mouth. doesn't leave a mess, it's good protein, and keeps my hair shiny

>>39891228
>Help them find their clothes.
>Wait until they're decent.
>Ask them if they're ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand them each a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if they need a ride home.
>Tell them to take care.

>>39891364
in my mouth

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>>39891381
>hand them each a bowl of eggs
i am glad this meme is back

>>39891257
precum and sweat make a great lubricant. maybe you don't understand how sweaty you get in a jacked up sauna.

>>39891276
:(

>>39891315
bruh why do you do anything if you have a gf i don't fuckin know

>>39891364
in locker #4 if you must know

>>39891388
>>39891381
EPIC!

>>39891239
>start texting your gf
wherdoyouthinkweare.jpg

Plot twist:
I actually have GF.

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>>39891228
Sit next to them and start talking

But shit like that will never happen in my gym's sauna though. I'm the only one person who goes there not fully dressed. Other men and women sweat like pigs while wearing shoes, pants and hoodies

>>39891233
>entering a sauna clothed

hellow amerifat.

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>enter sauna
>see this
what do?

>>39891507
Touch her feminine penis

>>39891390
No I understand how sweaty you get in a sauna, but do you precum immediately? Do you have problems with premature ejaculation? I'm saying, sweat evaporates quickly, your poor dick will be worse than a marathon runner's nipples when you get to precum

what gym chains have a neutral sauna?

Does Gold's Gym have one?

>>39891364
oh my god the whole room would reek of hot jizz

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>>39891529
>her

>>39891534
Yes and I just described how it is in my local Gold's >>39891444

>>39891532
i produce a lot of precum man, i don't know what to tell you

and i sweat continuously and intensely in the sauna, how the fuck are you dry sitting in a damn sauna?

>>39891534
Mine does. There's usually only one person in there at a time. Though I have seen 2 girls go in at the same time but for only like 5 minutes

>>39891444
chekked

>>39891444
that sounds terrible how can you wear a fucking hoodie in a sauna

i got a disgusting claustrophobic feeling just from imagining that

jesus

>>39891560
So you're cumming the literal instant you touch your erect dong?

>my hands don't sweat
>forearms, legs barely sweat
>back and chest sweat immensely

>>39891590
I was thinking that normies try to outmeme me but just got used to that after a month. Still haven't seen a single person who go to the sauna like me, in compression boxers and flip-flops

>>39891507
Bend her over and start sucking on her boypussy

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>>39891673
>her

>>39891381
underrated

>>39891602
do you know what precum is?

>>39891694
>>39891541
Fuck off fag. Traps are girls with boipussies and feminine penises

>>39891364
>>39891364
On the steam rocks

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>>39891724
Len is not a trap, he's just a really cute boy.

My gym actually does have a gender-neutral sauna. Never used it before though.

>>39891496
You don't enter the sauna with your dick zipped up?

>>39891239
This is why white people are trash

>>39891779
Nig nog detected

>>39891228
>So, one of you two ladies want to come over and sit on my lap?

>>39891228
This is /fit/. The average poster would pick the point in the room farthest from them while avoiding eye contact and wondering if they had seen your penis everytime one of them says something funny and the other giggles

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>>39891228
Have a heart attack

>head into the sauna
>implying I can even take my shirt off in public

I'll drive home sweaty and drained and take a shower by myself like I do every day.

>it's like a sauna in here
Guaranteed to get your dick sucked. Girls love humor.

Call Division. Report illegal activity.

Return to Finland, laugh as I drink kossu in the sauna with prettier women.

>>39891239
>you start texting your girl
Delet

>>39891228
who is the girl on the right
looks just like my sister

>>39891730
correct answer, get dat good ammonia smell

>>39891866
It's your sister, Teemu.

>>39891779
every sauna I entered I was naked with a towel for sitting

this is the place

>going to a """""gym""""" with a sauna
>ever
>not lifting at an old school powerlifting gym with nothing but heavy pieces of iron, racks, and benches

It's like you want to stay small. Saunas are for the country club. Not the gym.

>>39891746
>*Bbbrrrraaappp*

>>39891228
I'd probably walk in and say "ohhh sorry" and walk out like an aspie.

>>39891924
fuk. fukfukfukfufk. gonna show her the photo now if its her im probs kill all u guys

>>39892013
nvm its not her but she was shocked that it very similiar. u guys r lucky i wwould have kill u all

>>39891315
I have a gf and I jerk off almost every day. 1) because I'm a horny bastard and 2) because sometimes a guy needs to try other flavors to not get bored with the one you've got but I don't want to cheat so porn is the next best thing.

>>39891228
>Oh shit I'm sorry

>>39891496
Americlap here. Europe is truly based when it comes to saunas.

I was at the jumeirah hotel in Frankfurt this summer and it gave me free access to the nice gym in the mall attached to the hotel. I remember going to the swimming pool, then hitting the sauna afterward. A nice hot blonde German girl walks in completely naked. I was starting to get a chub so I left. I didn't know what to make of the situation because I thought that saunas like that only existed in porn. After walking out I saw a completely naked girl taking a shower in the open showers next to the sauna. God America fucking sucks.

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>>39892074
>I was starting to get a chub so I left
Anon...

>>39892095
Like I said. I was taken aback and didn't know how to react to the situation. There were multiple guys in there too and I didn't want to be the only one in there with a boner. I should have asked her to touch my peen. I heard German girls love Americans.

h

>>39891228

>You ladies know the gym requires you to wear shoes in here, right?

>>39891239
Thats how Zyzz died.

>>39891228
Probably hide my dick until the heat brings it back out. My dick turtles right the fuck up every single time I work out. Got like 4 inches flaccid, but it looks like a fucking acorn after a workout.

>>39891507

Tell trappy to leave

>>39891534

Mine does, but they require shirts.

I think pants are an unspoken requirement

>>39892219
>not doing 4×10 dickstretches before hitting those showers
Never gonna make it

>>39891233
fpbp

>>39892235
You gotta heat it up before stretching nigga. You don't just yank on a cold dick to stretch it. I actually do dick stretches all the time.

>>39892293
That's what the cock sock is for genius

>>39892347
I use rice in a sock that's tied at the end. Heat it up for about a minute and let it wrap around my dick and sit on my ligaments there.

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>>39891228
sauna
taco fest,
terrible, find another sauna where you can proudly show ff your dick to your gym bros

>>39891228

Panic

>>39892224
>sauna requires shirts
I wonder why Americans are so retarded sometimes

>>39891233
>First post best post.

>>39891539
HOT CUM

you got yourself in
now you have to fuck your way out

>>39891239
>he doesn't throw water on the rocks to make it too hot to maintain an erection
How do I know that you're an American?

>>39891821
Underrated.

>>39891833
lol

>>39891854
I bet women in finland have no tits, are scrawney, and faces are kinda inbred in funky way, yet you think they are all 10s. LOL

>>39891239
>coming off a workout
>entering the sauna

bro you should be eating nutrients after your workout. unless you bringing some kinda shake into the sauna with you, in which case carry on good sir.

>>39892676

i hate new years

>m-muh anabolic window

how about this, if you're still lifting by this time next year, then you can offer advise OK?

>>39892513

This is in Kentucky. You have to realize how fat the average person is.

Also, they ARE unisex, and while the gym is reasonably tolerant and accommodating of bodybuilding and heavy hoisting shit, it's one of those places where SOMEONE would end up complaining that Captain Swole was making him or her feel inadequate being in the sauna without a shirt.

Are there fucking saunas at gyms? What the fuck

>go to mixed sauna
>drink beer
>after some time go roll in the snow
>repeat

you don't know what you're missing

>>39892902
>>39891971
Lots of old school gyms have saunas, at least in europe

In russia Sauna is often a part of an athletes routine

>>39891821
Kek

>>39891239
You bring your phone into the sauna?

>>39891444
>wearing shoes, pants and hoodies
>in the fucking sauna
Is this really the USA experience?

>>39891507

Run away.

>>39891821
RIP

>>39892649
Because in your 3rd world country that doesn't have AC you have determined the exact temperature degree that is required to kill boners.

Do weird face, turn 360 and go away

>>39891381
well, would you make sure they eat all the eggs?

>>39892074
fuuuuck that happened to me when i was in amsterdan, i'm pretty sure it was a hook up sauna but i only thought about that couple months later
>be me, 22 just finished my first cycle and pct, looking good as fuck
>at my hotel eating breakfast after a day of lot of weed, beer and jagermeinster shots
>saw a sign right outside the hotel "steam sauna 500m"
>so i went there, payd something like 45 euros for a massage, sauna, warm pools and shit
>i pay and enter the sauna
>there are only 5 people in there, it could fit about 30 at least, 1 naked guy, 2 milfs wearing towels, 1 old dude and me
>i sit a corner with a towel while the milfs look at me
>2 minutes later a group of 4 young hot girls join the group, they were all naked and super hot
>i try not to freak out and chill there, one of them sits right in front of me, couple feet away from the rest and she is staring at me all the time
>i'm trying not to look at them but i can feel the chub growing under my towel
>after one minute or so i decide to leave the sauna and go to a pool
>as soon as i stand up the girl does and follows me to the sauna door
>i opened the door and hold for her, looked at her ass, got hard
>freaked out, went to the dressing room, dressed and went back to the hotel
after two days i met the girl on a pub, we smoked a lot and fucked on my room, best trip ever

>>39892214
I know this is a meme but Zyzz had really severe heart problems and him and his friends were meatheads so it lead to his demise in the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrlgfhQldbg

>>39891228
sit down and enjoy my sauna