>Be me >5'11 >Wear 2 inch lifts in boots (Around

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If I was your friend i would say 5'5 to make you look like a liar

Sadly, Im 6'6, so there's no need for that

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>>39885498
>manletking is so obsessed with height he randomly starts talking about height with girls

>>39885498
Tfw when 6'2 without shoes.

>>39885708
>5'11''
>manletking
king of the manlets is 6'

>>39885733
>t. 6' 1''

>>39885738
actually I am 6' king of manlets

>>39885498
>tfw 5'6 with lifts
>telling people I'm 5'8

>>39885786
>no one knows you're lying cause they use the metric system

D E V I L I S H

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>>39885498
>mfw when manlets are smaller then me, even when they cheat on their height

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>be me
>5'9" 30yr old guy
>have 5'11" girlfriend, 8/10, high-income earner wife-material
>how did i meet her?

Approached her at a bar (she was sitting), and struck up a conversation with her:

>are you really smart, or do you wear glasses for the appearance like most millennials?

>She was taken a back but receptive.
>tells me she's has Phd in epidemiology and works for the CDC....and that I should refer to her as Dr.

On a date much later, I asked her if she normally dates guys taller than her....she says she's all over the map. Asks me how tall I am....I tell her i'm 5'8" or so, "I haven't measure this morning".

So I lied and told her i'm shorter....I'm really 5'9.5".

She was impressed and and actually wanted to take shoes off to compare.

I can't tell you how much this impressed her....she said guys usually tell her that they're 5'10", and they turn out to be 5'8" when she compares, being the quantitative scientist.

Lesson: Don't be a fraud.

pic related.

>>39887517
t. dating a tomato

>>39887517
>like most millennials?
Are you autistic and thought that was good starter material or were you just really drunk?

>>39885498
Your a real piece of shit op

>>39887570

spoiler alert: The bartender was wearing frames without lenses like a total instagram model/brand ambassador/social media tzar/hipster.

That was the context of my statement.

>>39887517
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO. IVE GOT ANOTHER TOMATO FOR YOU

>>39887517
You're average.

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>>39887654

>filters

she's actually a color found in nature

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>>39885498
Honestly as a 5'5'' manlet I wish people would fuck off with lifts and styles that "make you look taller." Like I understand that society in general respects me less and I can't do online dating or date tall bitches. Whatever I catch shit for it, oh well. But I wish height would just be a simple preference and not equal to total ugliness or a dark fate. "He's cute but short." Why not cute and short? "Lifting weights makes you look shorter." So? How about I just be a short muscular person? Why is it so important to lie and hide what I physically am? Even if I pull it off it's just a disguise. Just accept me or don't - I don't agree with these tricky trickster social games.

>>39889043
>Why
Genetic desirability, I would imagine. It is inherent to look for genetically advantageous traits to have the most likely chance of producing high quality offspring. Height offers dominance, greater attraction due to said dominamce, and greater physical capability (in some cases) among other things.

Things like black or brown hair are more of a preference thing, height, vocal range, etc. have basis in genetic leaning.

>>39889203
Yeah but this isn't the fucking stone age anymore. When is the last time that someone had to rely on their 6'0 frame to ward off a beast or use hand-to-hand combat against other tribes? I know I'm really short, but it doesn't feel like that big of a deal to me. At no point has my day to day life been dramatically impacted because I didn't roll the arbitrary genetic dice right. Besides people who sum up other people purely by the best genetics are in for life of shallowness and disappointment. I mean how about people just communicate like human beings and look past shit to form normal relationships? Am I demanding average-tall women to fug me? no. But if I can try to be nice to people and give physicality the back seat in exchange for the "le personality" meme, why can't other people? Some people do - I'm not stud but most people respect me and I've had fun with a few chicks. Also there are plenty of tall people who are incredibly autistic or ugly, being tall doesn't guarantee respect and dominance and being short doesn't guarantee the lack of it. But that's using nuance and the average person can't handle that. My "why" question is more rhetorical than anything. We live in a society filled with social media, memes, and instant gratification. This generation is the most entitled and shallow group of people I know and I hope we either progress or burn in nuclear fire.

>>39885498

Nice bait, it's pretty cleverly constructed

Though there's a really small chance that this really happened

>>39889278
>Yeah but this isn't the fucking stone age anymore

Oh no. Biology doesn't change. Women want the strongest chad. Not the weakest incel

> 6'2 barefoot
> friend is 5'10 manlet
> girls ask me my height
> tell them I'm like 5'10
> I still remember the look of pain and betrayal on my friends face
> he either has to claim I'm lying about being shorter, and look like a spastic
> or he has to go with the lie and say he's 5'5 and have them think he's a midget

If you're less than 7', you're a manlet.

>>39889278
You're saying this on 4chan, on /fit/, where almost everybody is incredibly socially awkward and retarded. Seeing as you can form an actual paragraph without resorting to bringing up retarded memes and talking about Jews and shit puts you miles ahead of most people here. Basically, what I'm saying is, who gives a shit? If girls don't like shorter men, that's just how it is, but there are plenty of people that really don't give a shit about height. The average female height is about 5'4", so you're already taller than most, which means they won't care too much. Morale of the story is, you're short but the only people that truly care are ugly men that want to feel better about themselves, as their height is the only achievement they have, and they didn't even earn it, it was just genetic luck.

>>39885498
>be friend of op
>tell them I'm 5'10
>girls giggle and exclaim "but he's so much taller than you are!"
>yeah because he's wearing lifts. He's a bit insecure about his height.
>proceed to bang both girls while op goes home to shitpost on /fit/

>>39887517
why do manlets always have hotter girls than me reeeeee

>>39887517
>i'm 5'11.5 actually closer to 6'
>but I say 5'11 because 5'11.5 sounds extremely autistic
>no one has ever noticed or cared

>>39885498
>with friend and gf
>friend says he's 5'10
>gf says she's 5'8
>exact same height

i think this is a good representation of the insecurities we all face

>>39887517
Your girl looks like Donald Trump.

>>39889377
this. It's been proven that people also follow orders or trust in someone that is physically tall because it imposes an aura of authority. Size is an indication of dominance

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>>39887517
How can someone be so insecure? Why does a 30 year old man feel the need to prove himself to anonymous people on a website for jerking off to anime? You are the reason manlet threads exist.

>tfw 6'3"

:-)

>>39885498
>Girls laugh
guarantee that it wasn't because of the height, but because of the lies, I'm yet to find a girl that doesn't date manlets, but most won't date a liar

>>39889043
I'm 5'5.5" too, just don't care about it. When you find the right girl she will like you even if she is taller than you, improve yourself in other aspects.

>Inb4 Just "Bee" yourself

>>39887517
I cringed so hard reading this post that my face is inside out.

>>39890147

because you're actually a good/decent height.
You don't have manlet problems.
I can't wear TOMS shoes even though I find them very /fa/
It sucks. You're doing great.

>>39890254

I don't have anything against lanklets or manlets desu senpai.
I was just giving you an anecdotal evidence of not caring. Not caring to the point that I approached an above average height grill and told her that I'm actually shorter than my actual height. Not sure what you're on about.
She may leave me for a 6'4" Chad tomorrow and I won't an hero.

These kind's of threads really remind me I take my height for granted. Being shorter doesn't make you less of a man stop obsessing over it so much most people don't care about it as much as you.

But then again i'm 6'1 so I can't really talk.

>>39889043
It doesn't matter as much as you think. I'm 6'2 and I'm still terrible with women.

>>39890376
6'1 isn't actually that tall. White girls, especially nordic, are regularly 5'10+

>>39885743

i haven't been here in like a year and a half, but i'm glad to see king of manlets is now 6'0

this has just made my day. at this rate, 6'2 will be manlet king by 2019

>>39890335
I know this feel, if a shoe doesn't have an inch of sole I can't consider it

>>39890452
Yeah I know im not tall but I'm not really considered short either, and where I live the vast majority of girls are shorter than me. I've never really had an issue with my height I guess it what im saying.

>>39887517
>you're either smart or a milennial if you wear glasses

some people just got shitty eyes dude

>>39887517
How does it feel knowing your gf was in a sorority at some point and was trained on multiple times throughout her youth?

>Wants to be referred to as Dr.
bitch.

>>39890007
Because you can say anything on the internet Mr. Bond.

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>>39890452
You fucking retard, you think he is fucking sorounded by fucking nordic girls 24/7? gtfo manlet

6'1 MASTERRACE

>>39891378
>fucking
>fucking
>fucking

calm down manlet. I know the truth hurts

t. 6'1.5 masterrace

>>39887517
I've definitely seen her in porn

>>39885498
He's giving you a disgusted look because you're literally a man in heels you absolute faggot.

Are you from the UK? If one of my mates did this they would never live that shit down.

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>>39885498

I wear lifts but in already 6'1.5" lol. With lifts I'm 6'3". I don't do it because I'm insecure. 6'1" to 6'2" is perfect. I just do it to amuse myself and to make manlets mad lol. And yes, I do tell girls that I'm 6'0" just to make the manlets look like liars hahahaha

>>39889043
Sorry, but as a man I always see manlets as inferior to me. I can't help it, it's just the way I see you

>>39889043
>as a 5'5'' manlet

Replying to this is like talking to a cancer patient. I wish I could just tell you that everything's going to be alright, but that would be a lie friendo.

I'm 6'2, my combat boots make me like 6'3.5" and I feel so much more powerful around civilians. I'd kill to be 6'4

>>39889043
god forbid someone points out the similarities between this and being brown. even the replies are similar. the regular people don't care and the ingrates "go hurr manlets r bad" or "I don't like those shitskins" while taking responsibility for technological innovations and progress they themselves had nothing do with

you should have been a running back in football. I had a friend playing soccer who was short and he was hard to push off the ball because of his low center of gravity

>>39891556
hahahahaha hahahaha hahaha xD

>>39887517
Are you me? Im pretty much the only one who scores girls by understating myself

Lifts give uou ATP and shorten your hammies. They're like little heels lmao. Eventually they'll make you lean forward too much from the pelviv tilt

Tried wearing heels to 6'3" then 5'11" saw no difference in the way girls interacted

Frame and face gave me much better results. Though i suspect this is because women cant notice details in spacial quality

T. A clone timetraveler

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>>39891556
well, girls can hardly tell the difference between 6'1 and 6'0 and everyone else also wears shoes, so in the end of the day you're the autistic idiot

>itt lanklets wear lifts
Holy shit everyone makes fun of manlets here but all I'm seeing is lanklets being so insecure about their height that they think they're shaming ppl shorter than them while wearing lifts?
How fucking pathetic are you guys

Most shorter guys I know have embraced their height

>>39892634

Can you read?

>>39893592
>Most shorter guys I know have embraced their height

Most short guys think about suicide daily.

>>39885498
lanklet genocide when?