>10 years ago
>be 11 years old
>great runner
>friends call me the '' sharp dart''
...
>Fast forward to last month
>learn of the word '' shart ''
>In my mind i assume this means 'to run fast'
>didnt even think twice
>talking to my boss, colleagues and directors at the Christmas party
>talk about how i turned up late
>''i sharted but still missed the train''
>''im really out of shape, i was a much better sharter as a teenager''
> find out today that shart means something different
>emailed in sick
Kill me fit. Kill me now. Im seriously considering suicide.
just laugh about it and say you completely misunderstood what it meant, hyperbole it a bit if you need to and say that you did it to other people and got weird looks, too
don't worry about it so much, it's just human error
>>39885001
>being supportive
Get this pre-2010 /fit/ shit out of here.
Ill show you how to deal with this:
>>39884989
Bahahahhahahahahahahah
Kys faggot.
Do a flip.
>>39885112
>bahaha
Are you a grill or a 16 year old boy? Either way, want sum fuk?
>>39885266
Soz senpai. Im 29.
2old4u
Im also a dog
>>39884989
4/10
>>39884989
We have search engines and urban dictionary for a reason.