>lifting for aesthetics >not lifting to be a strongman

I didn't know you had two moms

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>not lifting to be like klokov

>>39874256
this

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>>39873749
Mfw

>>39873749

How to be a strongman.

Equipment whore. Nothing says my own power like grip straps, 12ft of 0.25" thick knee wraps and a 12" deep of 0.5" thick neoprene velcro belt with a 4" deep 0.75" thick leather belt over it. Don't spare the squat pants and full body suits either for those static lifts either. Any less than a cloud of chalk and you're not even trying.

Ego lifting + some bodybuilding fluff thrown in. Feel like doing some heavy as fuck rack pulls off a 20" block? Fuck yes! you don't need off the floor power with the 12ft tall mechanical nuclear Powerloader you will be wrapped up in on competition day! You just need more lockout strength baby. Also, switch your bench press for Incline and OHP work, high volume, some low volume heavy shit. on't get scientific with it, just put some heavy slag iron over your head. This looks cool, because it's like a Pro-Wrestlers gorilla press. Look like that, because it's cool. Everyone in they gym is impressed by heavy shit going over your head. Make sure to drop it right on the floor, look around and make sure everyone saw it. Backnod to your audience and his the fountain. Make sure to get some chalk on the fountain for that post lift slime effect.

Might as well just get your biceps tendon reattachment surgery pre-scheduled now. The modern re-attached biceps are such a common athletic surgery that most strongmen's biceps tendon has BETTER leverage after being re-attached than before. You still got origianl insertions? You even trying matey?

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>>39874331
>browsing in incognito mode

Those poor pigs

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>>39874339

Cont...

Drugs? 1000mg Testosterone cruise, permanent. Good old cheap fucking test. Only use and AI if you absoolutely need to to control your blood pressure. 2.5mg cialis daily can also help your blood pressure. And your dick. Your HGH might as well come from GHRP-6, its gery market legal, so don't gotta waste money on counterfeits and its equivlent to 5iu daily HGH if you take it a lot. Who gives a shit if it gives you a stupidly high appetite?

Which brings us to diet. Carbs as much as possible. Fats. Yep. Protein, might as well be included in erything. Just fuckign eat. If you are worried about health add lots of beans to stuff for the fiber so you can poop right. Rememebr, Pizza rhymes with PR. If it fucking does. Beer is good before tire flipping and is a great Pre-workout drink.

Cardio... ha!, you don't need to speak spanish unless your from mexico. BTW, burritos and tacos are EXCELLENT strongman food.

Uhm... oh, you really want to live past fifty? Buy a fucking CPAP and you might see fiddy. Maybe.

>>39874365
Das it mane

I need to charge my phone...

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>lifting for aesthetics
>braingains

choose one

>>39874339
>>39874409

Sounds kinda fun DESU

>>39873749
The average strongman is like 6'5" stfu newfag

>natty
>aesthetics

Pick one

>>39874922

>his face when too smart for powerlifting