>Go to get a haircut >Haven't been to this salon for

>>39849101
you couldve fucked her if you werent autistic

>Work at hair salon
>Some dyel faggot comes in
>Has arms spread so wide he has to walk in door sideways
>Have to ask him everything twice because he keeps mumbling passively under his breath
>Keeps saying sorry for no reason
>Stares at my tits the whole time when he thinks I'm not looking
>Thanked him for his payment, he replied with "you too"

I believe this story is closer to reality

>>39849142
Hahaha

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>>39849101
should've wrote your name and number on a piece of paper and gave it to her before you left at the very least, she probably would've txted you after work or the next day for sure if she really was that flirty, she seemed into you or st least attracted to you

go there tomorrow and ask if she's working, tell her you thought she was cute and ask when she's free and if she wants to grab coffee on "___day"

>pic related, it's mommy..

>>39849195

I've known her for years. She's been cutting my hair since I was a sperging lanklet. I'd definitely fuck her though, even if she is married

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>>39849222
well if you've known her for yrs then this is even easier for you
just add her on FB or something and just compliment her and flirt with her, and ask her out on there or when you see her next time
remember she still has wants and needs and for a milf hairdresser you're gonna be like zyzz compared to her fat husband, and it seems like most hairdressers are always kind of slutty so I wouldn't be surprised if she flirts back with you and takes you up on your offer for "coffee" or whatever

>get that hairstylest mommy anon..you can do it

>>39849254
>>39849195
I think you need to calm down anon, there's a 98% change that OP's story was all in his head

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>>39849101
Congrats, OP. You've hit brotege mode. Enjoy the only time you will ever not feel dyel.

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>>39849290
I'd say probably a 60%
and on the off chance me and him are right we would've gotten a fitizen a milf for belated Christmas
so stop being cynical and help this guy get laid man

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>>39849254
WHAT THE FUCK

I've seen this picture like 30 times and only just noticed she has 4 fucking toes

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>>39849357
she has 5 you idiot..
>look at mommy again.

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>meet new girlfriend's parents
>her mom is genuinely hot, like literally a mirror image of my gf in 20 years, but aged like wine
>mom immediately invites me to stay for dinner within 2 minutes of talking to her
>constantly comes over and asks if I need anything
>makes several references about how she can tell I work out
>accidentally bumps into me around a corner and rubs her hands across my chest and shoulders as she says sorry
>as I'm leaving, asks when I'll be over again next
>gf later tells me her parents' relationship is rocky, they aren't even sleeping in the same bed

Oh god what do I do

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>>39849407
if you're a moralfaggle ask yourself this do you see you and your gf getting married?? if probably not then I'd say start lightly flirting back with her mom, it's harmless and if it escalates into something else so be it

if you're not a moralfaggle I'd just start blatantly flirting with the mom whenever your gf or her dad isn't there and "accidently" touching and grazing her ass and what not

if she's actually into you and flirting with you (which it sounds like) then you'll be fine, if not she'll be too nervous or scared to tell the daughter in fear of looking like a slut so either way your going to be fine

but personally I'd go for the milf
you can always get other girls your age but "finding" a hot milf that's into you is harder

>>39849142
KEK

>>39849487
That's the thing. I like this girl a lot. Just met her not too long ago so I'm not going to jump to any conclusions, but I am falling for her fast.

Her mom is gorgeous, and I would smash in a second, but I am pretty serious about this girl. And if marriage is potentially in the question, I know I have great mom genetics to look forward to later down in our relationship.

>>39849407
>Oh god what do I do
Mom and daughter threesome, obviously.

>>39849101
>>39849142
BTFO

Also, OP, you're full of shit. I'm only 6'1 and did a dreamer bulk from skelly. Four months ain't shit when you're not a manlet lol

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>>39849590
well i was gonna say this as well
even if you get serious with this gf, which remember you're still in the honeymoon phase where she's "perfect"
it would still be amazing to have a M.I.L. to flirt with and/or fuck whenever you visited
and let's be honest she doesn't care about her husband anyway and she isn't going to say anything to her daughter either way cause she doesn't want to "hurt" her
so even if you try flirting with her hard and being touchey feeling with the mom, she'd NEVER say anything cause it would be over for her too

so like I said if I was personally in your shoes I'd AT LEAST start lightly flirting back with the mom, and probably doing some hard blatant flirting and teasing/touching as well since you know that she's attracted to you on some level
and after a while of flirting and teasing and no ones there at all except you and her then kiss her and start making your move and she'll most likely follow

>>39849407
Make a brother in law/son

>>39849101
>Spends the rest of the haircut touching my shoulders and pushing her boobs into the back of my head

You know this is just how they cut your hair right?

>>39849254
>dem thighs

B R E H S
R
E
H
S

>>39849676
well i was gonna say this as well
even if you get serious with this bf, which remember you're still in the honeymoon phase where he's "perfect"
it would still be amazing to have a CHAD to flirt with and/or fuck whenever you visited
and let's be honest he doesn't care about his gf anyway and he isn't going to say anything to your bf while laughing behind his back
so even if you try flirting with him hard and being touchey feeling with the CHAD, he'd NEVER say anything cause he doesn't give a fuck (<3)

so like I said if I was personally in your shoes I'd AT LEAST start lightly flirting back with the CHAD, and probably doing some hard blatant flirting and teasing/touching as well since you know that he's attracted to you on some level
and after a while of flirting and teasing and no ones there at all except you and him then kiss him and start making your move and he'll most likely follow


ffs /fit/

>>39849770
>op of that post
fucking kek'd well maymayored

>>39849770
I don't quite follow

>>39849610
>>39849101
>tfw manlet and just 3 months made a huge difference

Keep telling yourselves being a manlet is bad

>>39849134
>fucking a married woman
degenerate

>>39849101
>>39849142
GET DUNKED ON

>>39849101
>posts demon
>doesn't post sauce
Selena Spice

>>39849945
>not fucking a married woman
faggle.

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>>39849407
Wait 20 years and your gf will be just as hot - fuck her in the ass then

>It's a /fit/ believes they are big after a few months of lifting episode
I'm seeing this episode almost every day, stop with the reruns.

>>39850465
>fucking a married woman
juden

>>39850547
>not fucking a married woman
redguard.

>>39849407
obvi you need tp fuck the mom, then convince the mom to have a threesome with you and your gf. Haven't you even watched a porn?

>>39850558
Not fucking a married woman makes me a nigger? Haha oh wow.
Kill yourself kike.

>>39850569
>this.

>>39850572
yes it does make you a nigger..
now go steal me a TV Tyrone.

>>39849142
Spbp

>>39850572

Beta cuck, married women are crazy fun

>>39850465
you need to get some moral and ethical gains anon, you will never truly make it with your current attitude

>>39849357
Get your eyes checked son.

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>>39849745
B R O H

>>39850677
well like my doge says whether or not im a goodboy depends entirely on what system of ethics I choose to apply..

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>>39850739
T H I C C

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>>39850793
B R U H

>>39849945
This

Fucking married women should be punishable by death

Good thing we are moving into the age of TRUMP and all you fucking sexual deviants will be purged. You had your time with the open sex hippie bullshit degenerates.

Day of the rope when

>>39849608
In japan we call this oyakudon with extra bukkake.

>>39850854
>Fucking married women should be punishable by death
Getting salty there, faggot?
The sheer lack of women in the dating scene means you, as a single guy, NEED to include married women in your search if you want to get laid/have a relationship

If you cant deal with the fact that you, as a man, is never safe from competition from other men you might aswell tie that rope around your own neck

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>>39850854
just cause I want to fuck a woman I'm attracted to doesn't make me a hippie
I love guns
hate immigrants
and like nationalism
doesn't mean I won't fuck a milf you faggle cuckold.

>>39849608
>>39849407
This. Mindbreak them both into being your cock servants.
It's just like my chinese cartoons.

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>>39850829
D O O D

>>39850879
There isn't a lack of women in the dating scene, and if you know and like yourself you won't be in competition with anyone else

>>39850895
>calling people cuckold
>has a fetish for married women

Ok degenerate

>>39850922
>It's just like my chinese cartoons.

Oh you.

>>39849945
Well said

>>39850928
>There isn't a lack of women in the dating scene
Mate maybe 10-15 out of 1000 women are both single and decently attractive and there are hundreds of guys per girl
How is that not a shortage in your eyes?

>>39850949
Show your source on that

>>39849817
Double standards

>>39850971
Well i cant really show any stats on it because most statistics dont show exclusivly women with good personality and looks, these arent things being categorized anon

https://www.statista.com/statistics/426059/tinder-gender-distribution/
This is fairly accurate in that there are 62% male users registered on tinder and thats not accounting for fake accounts or bots so i think its abit higher than that

The worst dating site ive ever encountered,i cant remember the name, but it had 30 000 registered men for every woman which is insane

Just go to any random night club or bar and see for yourself, women arent in the majority and the women who are there arent likely to be relationship material

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>>39850928
ya. if you're not the one cuckolding YOU'RE the one being cuckolded like the non Chad you are..
life lesson right therr

>>39849101
Glad for you OP.

But why the hell didn't you give her your number, or ask for hers?

>>39849101
>Has to lift to be noticed

>>39849142
>>Has arms spread so wide he has to walk in door sideways
o im laffin

>>39851036
oh, you're so thirsty

>>39850854
Goddamn you're so unattractive and insecure that you want the government to use violence to stop your nonexistant woman from fucking other guys. How do you go outside without crying?

>>39851034
You make no sense. If you're married you're obviously not gonna be cucking.

>>39851066
No that's extreme but that's what would happen in the old days

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>>39851072
>who said I'm the one that's married??
I said I'd fuck a married woman,
she doesn't have to be married to me you know..

which is why It didn't make sense that you'd greentxt that I'd fuck a married woman and call someone a cuckold like it's ironic.

>reading comprehension
>use it

>>39851173
You said if you're not cucking you're getting cucked.

If you're married you aren't cucking at all so that doesn't make your statement true at all.

>>39849407
Tell her to knock it off, but she'll still probably set the rocket off

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>>39850527
>that pic

>>39851218
just cause you're married doesn't mean you can't go and fuck other women that have bf's and husbands therfore cuckolding them
>no excuse

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STOP POSTING THESE WOMEN WITH HUGE SWEATERCOWS.
MY GF HAS A HUGE ASS BUT A SMALL RACK. FUCKING STOP IT

>>39849407
if your gfs mom is beautiful that means she will be too as she grows old

wife her

>>39850659
>>39850650
Degenerate shitstains.
Kill yourself.

>>39850757
Apply a moral system in which you arenn't a fucking kike degenerate.

>>39852113
t. cuck

>>39851808
>frog poster
>gf
nah

>>39852146
>Having morals makes you a cuck
How jew can you get?

>>39849101
>she never did nudes

>>39849487
>tit stretch marks
hhhnngg

>>39851034
>knock knees

Ew

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>tfw it's low key a high test thread masked as some lame as fuck marriage talk shit
Nice job lads mods won't catch on

>>39853054
Why do the mods delet Thicc threads?

>>39853112
they got low t

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>>39849142
my fucking sides

>>39849142
POSTERIZED

>>39849304
To think I almost hit monster before I was injured

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>>39850854
>Good thing we are moving into the age of TRUMP and all you fucking sexual deviants will be purged.

https://youtu.be/_SY_X6kAzlM
>I moved on her and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married.

>>39849101
if you were balding she would have never expressed interest in your muscles

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>>39850928
>unironically calling somebody a "degenerate" as if has any coherent meaning outside the politics board of a Mesoamerican glue-huffing site

>>39849101
Post a picture of her. Black out her eyes if you want

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>>39852155
>morals

>>39854163

degenerate is a real word with a real definition though

>>39854250
There is no specific thing a 'degenerate' does. What makes one a degenerate is utterly subjective and it's funny to watch /pol/ fags spew the phrase as if it's productive and not just a red flag to anybody with intelligence.

>>39854390

ok degenerate

>>39853112
It's not /fit/ related

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NOTFITRELATED

I am female and once when I was 13 or 14, a male stylist kept grinding his cock into my back and shoulders.

>>39849487
fuck, breh. You are delusional as fuck. This is what /fit/ and autismo does to people.

>>39854472
Must have been the itch from the STDs, he was probably gay.

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>>39849101
>>39849142
>>39849192
>>39849493
>>39849610
>>39849971
>>39850652
>>39851062
>>39853132
>>39853141
Include me in the screencap

>>39849407
Stick with the long term investment

>>39849610
You're just a bitch, I bulked on 4500 a day and gained 22lb in 2 months

6'

>>39850854
Being more masculine than another man isnt degenerate

>>39849487
>you can always get other girls your age but "finding" a hot milf that's into you is harder

dumb faggot

if he gets the girl he gets the girl when she gets old too. Why risk a grape in the hand for a raisin in the bush?

I need sauce on OPs pic please

>>39853054
WHO IS THIS IS RESPOND PLZ

>>39854130

If he was bald he never would have went to get his haircut in the first place

Also he didn't even fuck the bitch. He left with blue balls and came immediately here to tell us about his "mirin' story.

Not sure what any of you are talking about but some of these pics are really doing it for me

>>39849945
Anyone who disagrees is a worthless nigger.

>>39850879
>This is how betas actually think

Jesus Christ, no wonder you can't get laid and go on killing sprees.

>>39849407
Stay with the girl. That's her in 20 years, anon.

>>39855114
Post a pic m8. I want to see how fat you are

>>39849101
she just wanted a tip, dummy. i bet you think strippers are attracted to you too

>>39856902
did you even read the op? she massaged his traps he built over 4 months. that means she wants the dick

>>39849142
ARE EEE KAY TEE

EEE

KAY

TEE