2017 nofap are you ready?

>>39839399
>2017 nofap
>are you ready?
Varg pls go
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

2 weeks as of today, hopefully I'll last the whole year, my last relapse was after a one month steak.

>>39839511
you idiot its not for the test.
I nofap for the dopamine

If you jerk off everyday to porn, your dopamine receptors start to lose sensitivity and things become less enjoyable
Jerking off to porn has the same effect on your receptors as taking drugs

Stop jerking off and you'll enjoy life more

>>39839399
Count me in.
Everyone who is against it on 4chan is either a redditor weakling, or worse, a Jew.

>>39839991
all the deniers are the ones that couldn't last more than a day with out their gay futa femboy porn, they'll look for any excuse to jerk off 4 times a day

let's go OP

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what's the point of no fap?

If anything it's mental torture for 1-once-a-day fags like me, i doubt it'll translate to better gains.

>>39839886
>blaming your miserable life on jerking off

>>39840897
>being a pedantic retard

The last week of 2016 was nofap for me. After years of being blinded, now I finally regain my sight.
It feels good.

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let's do it

>>39840931
>using big boy words incorrectly

>>39840965
>still being a pedantic retard

Problem is that my balls are really big (the size of eggs) from edging so much over the past 10 years and shooting porn tier ropes, that when I nofap for a week they get swolen

Jerking of is not the problem, jerking of to porn is. Just jerk of to some girl you know irl and use your imagination. Guaranteed boners and test gainz.

>>39840965
>not using bigboy words to earn goodboy points

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>>39839399
I swear to god I won't relapse this time. I really need to put an end to my porn addiction.

Just One Last Time before New Year

>>39841069
See you on empornium on Jan 4

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>>39841010
This. Haven't looked at porn in about 30 days. Either use my imagination or look at something like this.

>>39839399
I think i will be weak minded on nye and i'll start today.

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Does a wet dream count as a failure? Didn't even have a horny dream one of the times.

that is my new year resolution
we can do it

>>39840965
>three syllables
>big word

>>39841191
My longest streak lasted 5 months. Every streak starts with a wet dream or two. I never count it as a failure

>>39839511
Fuck off these threads. Leave us to our broscience you fucking semon demon.

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>tfw just relapsed and had a wank over Amy Schumer

Day 30 here get on my level plebs

Already on auto pilot. No desire for porn or jacking off.

>but meh libido

If all your 'libido' had you doing was weakly cumming in your hand to bulgarian tranny porn, good riddance.

Everything else is on the upswing

>>39841191

Nope, since it wasn't "conscious" act.

The same way like if you had wet dream in middle-ages you could just run to nearest church and cry about being raped by succubus.

>>39839399
Did Varg even say something about masturbation?

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>>39842528
Varg says something about everything. Senseless or not, his videos are so comfy.

>>39840858
Leaves you with lethargy and no motivation if you jerk a lot.

That's why the Jews are so successful pacifying the population with porn.

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>>39842712
>That's why the Jews are so successful pacifying the population with porn.
But I'm a jew and it hasn't stopped me getting addicted

>>39844488
>jewish elite caring about normie jews

Israel's on the verge of getting enriched by goyim brah

>>39841008
Ummm, just gonna take a guess here lad, but you may want to talk to a doctor if your balls are "the size of eggs".

Also I guess I am down for nofap 2017. I feel like I get a solid mix of asexual and gay at the same time when I do nofap. Fapping regularly, I can fap to imagination or stills, but after a week of nofap I crave fap roulette and other gay stuff, and then I'll have days where I want to abandon the world and become a wizard. Guess I'm buckling down for a wild ride my dudes.

>>39842712
Fuck off fascists. We're onto you.

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>>39845162

I've been doing noporn because nofap was too hard for me. The porn is the main problem. After a few days I've noticed I can get raging boners to almost anything. I also seem happier since my dopamine isn't being drained through porn. Feels great.

>>39841125
ChrisHansen.png

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>>39845162

>>39845253
That picture was taken in 1994.
She was born in 1971.
The youngest she could be in that picture is 22.

Sure am, Varg.

Give me thine strenght.

>>39841928
>Amy Schumer
no

>>39841928
>Amy Schumer
Smh

>>39839399
Can't wait famerinos. Every month I do nofap I'll treat myself to some underwear shopping. Nofap 2017

>>39845104
Dude are you me? Well I turned to fascism instead of fap roulette but damn

>>39839886
>dopamine
If you really think you're low on dopamine then start taking some n-acetyl-tyrosine every day, literally after 2 days of taking it you'll notice a difference.

>>39839991
>>39840127
LOL I jack it to porn once, maybe twice a week, otherwise I have too many other things to do, why the hell would I even bother with this bro-science nonsense? Masturbation is normal and natural and anyone who actually advocates for it is a blatant troll.

>>39839399
went 2 months , relapsed, went 1 month relapsed, went a wee, relapsed, went a day, relapsed today. i seems like an endless cycle>>fit i dont know what to do. i feel like going biblical and plucking my damn eyes out ;(

is noporn just as noble as nofap? noporn will be my nyr

>>39846434
>Cont.
>the longest ive gone was 6 months
>worst part is im religous waittillmarriage.jpg
> hard to find chicks willing to wait
>cant relapse
>this shit honestly makes me want to kms

>>39840931
how is he being pedantic when he is addressing the central point of your argument?

>>39840965
tru

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I'M IN. I CAN DO THIS. Time to take this shit to the next level. Purging this porn degeneracy out of my life will be a huge step forward for the final solution.

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>>39839399
>tfw my addiction has reached the point where I can't cum to anything even semi-vanilla
I need a reset button brehs. I've been trying to force myself to fap ONLY to normal shit (i.e. no vore, futa, trap, rape, etc.) but it's gotten so bad that my last session consisted of me beating my flaccid dick until it started to bleed a little.
Gonna see how attempting a new year of no more degeneracy works out.

>>39847166
bro you just have to cut that shit out. fucking girls will make it better. go get some pussy. no need to jerk off if you have a cocksleeve already

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>>39839399
I've already begun 9 days ago

5-HTP absolutely killed my sex drive, and I don't even miss it

Seriously, if you have trouble keeping your hands above the blanket try Griffonia Simplicifolia

I'm free

>>39847275
>no need to jerk off if you have a cocksleeve already
I don't, and I have crippling autism and social anxiety so that's not an option. The only way I see out of this hole is to go cold turkey.

Leaving this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWM4bJNpch0

Keep in mind that this video is especially helpful for those trying to attain a higher level of spiritual consciousness through abstaining from masturbation.

>>39847614
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE GIRLS TWERKING. It's turning me on while telling me about the evils of porn.

>>39840965
>pedantic
>big boy word
Please read a dictionary.
Dick-tchon-ay-ree (n) a collective in known verbiage used in the English language sorted by alphabetical predominance.

>>39847642
It's something known as a juxtaposition.

>>39845305
The current age of an individual isn't taken into account in child pornography cases.

In lieu of the state being able to press for child pornography possession the individual can press for harassment/ a harassment and state that you were never given that picture by her which in turn allows the state to press for cp

been no fap for a little over two weeks

I feel like I have constant blue balls

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>>39845162

>>39847329
I guarantee you nofap will de-autist you. Even after a week without fapping and porn I have basically no anxiety and become so good socially. I urge you to try it breh, you have nothing to lose

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I might try it.

I've tried before but only lasted like 2 weeks.

Wanking is too much of a swell time, always fail when I start realizing that wanking is more fun than sitting around thinking about not wanking or when you're bored and have nothing better to do.

It's like going from being bored out of your mind to flyilng a spaceship through space and time.

How do I avoid failing once more?

>>39847736
it's cuzzing fapping from such a young, developmental age made you feel sneaky and nasty around your parents, so you didn't want to open up to them about your sexuality, even in its most innocent form, which was robbed from you, because sex was shoved down your throat and you didnt have a chance to figure it all out for yourself like mom, dad and your grandparents did the natural way. Years of feeling like a nasty pervert around your family and around the girls at school you masterbate to when you get home every day turns you into a recluse. When you stop fapping altogether you get your humanity back, because your mind finally sees you as a real person and not a nasty, sneaky perverted masturbator who shouldnt live amongst less perverted citizens.

noporn is the first step, once you ween off porn you'll be masturbating less overall and only to your imagination/people you know irl. The road shouldn't end there though, I believe that is just the halfway point to abstaining overall. For me, noporn to nofap is about curbing and eliminating my anxieties, and getting my mind in a more positive, clean place. It's easier to be social/ nonautist when your mind isnt stuck on sex and women all the damn time. I want my sex drive to be a sex drive and not a masturbation drive.

>>39839399
Just do no porn bro. I recently bought a fleshlight and i realized that i dont need to watch porn to enjoy my masturbation session just because of how good it feels. If anything I just fap to a picture of a girl i like or something. Also, there's the whole "death grip" deal if you masturbate with your had alot. Just look it up.

>>39845162
>playing internet tough guy from 4chan
pathetic

Gotta get 1 last fap in today. What should I fap to?

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>>39849427
roll

>>39839399
>>39839511
op btfo in the first post

i like it

>>39849427
kek, roll

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>>39849436
>NYE
>no alc

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>>39839399
The last time I saw this picture it was about NO PORN. Which is a good thing because PORN is seriously fucking with your brain, libido and sex life.

Why the step back to memeing no fap bullshit again now?

Masturbating WITHOUT PORN is far more challenging than no fap, and it helps rewiring the brain to normal sexual stimuli and recovering from porn addiction. Pic related.

>>39839511
literally nu-male clickbait news

>>39849516
>No Porn 2017
fuck it I'm in

SPANK THE MONKEY

I'm going to try and cut down on fapping. It'll give me motivation to find a girl.

But I'm not no-fapping the whole of 2017. My dad has prostate cancer, so presumably there's a higher chance that I'll get it.

>>39845206
My problem is that I spend way too much time on /b/ and so I see a ton of porn. It was easy to detox my reddit of porn, but no way you can do it on 4chan.

>>39849580
How old are you? Most people grow out of /b/ by the time they're 14

>>39849596
27.....

I guess I'm used to just scrolling through. I'll have to stop going. I know porn is the biggest problem.

>>39839399
Yeah for 2017 I'll limit my fapping to only once a month. I'm not addicted anyways, nor do I suffer from any dick problems, I was already fapping like once every 10 days, now I'll just push it even more back.

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>>39839399
2017 noporn for me
Fapping in itself isn't degenerate, depending on porn et.c. is.

>>39846477
>>39846434
marriage was made to control women (as you can see in today's society, due to the reduced value of marriage, women are out of control), not you. So you can just do your thing bra and not worry about this self-limiting bs

>>39849427
Roll

>>39849427
R-Roll

>>39849657
ill join you

>2017 ABSOLUTELY NO PORN

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>>39849734
We're both gonna make it.

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>>39839399
I'm going for a 200 days

>>39839399

I jerk off 3-5 times a day. I'm married and fuck my wife twice a week. I also fuck my girlfriend twice in two hours whenever we get the chance to meet.

I feel like nofap would benefit how many times I fuck my wife and I feel like my motivation in life would grow, I can definitely imagine many aspects of life improving if I jerked off less, but..

How the fuck do you break the mental barrier in the first few days? Longest I've gone without masturbating is three days and it was utter torture when I had time to myself. When I was busy I was more efficient, clearer mind, happier, but when I had the chance to jerk, I was out of control. How?

>>39849427
Fuck my shit up
If 0 I only use purplemath.com and desmos.com

>>39849427
rolle

>>39849427
reroll, I don't have a waifu

I don't think NOPORN is working out for me. Last time I jerked without porn it was in the shower and I nearly drowned myself to get more excited. I fear it will only get worse from here

>>39849427
Roll

>>39849829
top kek

how the fuck do you drown yourself in the shower

>>39845824
>take drugs, guys, it's good for you!

>>39839511
EVERYFUCKINGTIME. KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.

>>39839399
Will do noporn for January and then noponr + nofap till i find a gf. So forever probably
>>39844488
you're not THE Jew. You're just normal Jew. You're not an insider, your IQ isn't above 140 and you're not a billionaire. Pathetic.

>>39845162
>We
The real leftists call people like you "useful idiots", idiot.

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>>39841928
>Amy Schumer

>>39849427
roll

>>39839511
>Reduces prostate cancer risk
>"However they could not show a direct causation... ejaculation through masturbation rather than intercourse would be more helpful as intercourse is associated with diseases (STDs) that may increase the risk of cancer instead"

Eat shit idiot.

>>39849427
Roll

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>>39849854
By being a manlet

>>39839399
I'm in for noporn 2017

Also checked >>39849999

>>39849688
He said he's religious.

>>39846477
>hard to find chicks willing to wait
where the fuck do you live? In religious areas it's hard to find chicks that are dtf, all want to wait till marriage.

>>39849427
roll

>>39849427
guide us to the light oh almighty VARG

>>39839399
nofap december guy here, I made it by not fapping even once this whole month.

Almost had a wet dream though, so perhaps it is working. Also not looking at porn.

>>39849854
i face the stream so i can't breathe and don't look away until i cum

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>>39839399
isn't varg against porn not fapping? like as in you can still fap but you gotta imagine all your material.

>>39849427
rollllllll

>>39841069
>Just One Last Time before New Year
Nope.
The best day to start was yesterday, the next best day is today

>>39845162
How does it feel to be the useful idiot commies would purge at the end of the revolution?

>>39849792
I'm close to 120 now

>>39839399
i have been doin nofap for 4 days now. but thats only because my entire dick was destroyed from an intense 2 day masturbation sessions. i think il be healed completely in a few days

>>39850687
>>39849792
What kind of magical powers have you guys gained yet?

>>39841191
of course not wtf

>>39841191
>not doing no-fap, but i only masturbate on the weekend
>last masturbated on christmas eve
>just had a wet dream this morning

it was fucking terrible. i havent had one since like, the beginning of the year. i had 5-6 pulses and a shitload of cum, and it all ended up in my fucking boxers and sweats. had to stumble awake, clean up, change in the middle of the night.

i dont even get why i had it. i go a week without masturbating all the time.

Already day 4

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2017 here I come!

>>39850764
Girls flirt with me now. I actually feel alive, before life was just a blur

>>39849427
Rolling

>>39849427
roll

get your last faps for the year guys

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Only if kek grants me with digits.

>>39849427
roll

>>39839511
Shilling is against the rules bruh

>>39849427
Don't do most of that shit daily so it can't be too bad

>>39852510
Well fuck

>>39850716
You'll use it too early again, Mark my words. But ripping the scars open feels kinda good if you're Horny af

>>39850601
I don't even know how you can fap to porn, like normie porn I mean. A guy has his dick in some chick and I'm supposed to get one off to that? Wtf?

I either go to videos without another man in them (which is mostly just women doing something that I find hot) or just fap to somebody I know/photos of her

I can't honestly imagine someone gets his rock off to this disgusting vanilla porn, cucks, every last one of em

>>39839399
I'll start with one month. Nothing for January

>>39839399
Fapping is fun, why stop?

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>>39849999
Impressed by both, the vid and your quads, very nice.

I'm on no fap January and no porn 2017. Debating having a cheeky last one.

Nofap is a meme. Noporn is what matters. Rubbing your cock with your hand can't do much harm, but the porn warps your brain. Jerk it to memory like the old days

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>>39849999
Nice video and check'd

I did the december and nothing changed for me.
Actually i intend to keep without masturbating in January too, but i'm not seeing changes, to be honest.

>>39849427
roll

>>39849427
go

>>39849427
rollin

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>>39839511
>look mom, I posted it again!

>>39839511

Threadly reminder that studies about masturbation are irrelevant, because the true purpose of nofap is accomplishing noporn.

You lay off the fapping for a while so that you don't get worked up by yourself with nobody around to judge and then blink and find yourself 30 tabs deep on a porn streaming site on another binge.

>>39849427
rol

>>39849427
pls 3

>>39839511
Empirically btfo.
Fpbp

>>39839399
noporn =//= nofap

learn the difference

>>39849427
rolling

last 2 numbers decides how many days i last

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>>39849427

Here we go- if its something im already not doing, ill substitute nofap instead

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>>39839399
Nope fuck that shit imma fap right now

>>39849427
I'm only studying anyway, nothing to lose, goooo!

>>39839399
The longest I went last month was 23 days NO FAP.

I started feeling like getting into fights with everyone, I could feel my blood pressure being higher. I wanted to go to the gym just to get some energy out. I did lots of overtime at work and ran all over the place for the holidays. Energy was good. Confident/arrogant as fuck.

I jerked off a lot over the past few days, it didn't really affect my gains. It did calm me down, made me a lot less aggro, which is a good or bad thing depending on the context.

But I am desensitized to porn, find most things boring, it seems like a typical high dopamine receptor/low dopamine situation.

I like the feeling of not jerking off for a long time, you feel like a fucking gorilla, but I it's hard to dial back on the aggro feeling.

>>39849427
3 GET

>>39849427
roll.

also, having sex?
>implying anyone here has sex, ever

>>39849516
Spank the monkey

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>>39839399
I WILL NOT FAIL YOU CHURCH BURNING VIKING OF TRIBALISM AND COMFINESS

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>>39849427
rolling

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People who try to quit smoking cold-turkey always end up failing. Likewise with masturbation.

It's better to gradually wean yourself off, setting goals, yearly or so, and only progressing when you've mastered one:

Masturbate as you want, but no porn
then --> masturbate only M, W, F, no porn
then --> masturbate only on F, no porn
then --> masturbate only every other F, no porn
then --> masturbate once a month, no porn
then --> masturbate once a year, no porn
then --> masturbate once a decade
then --> masturbate only once, in hospice

>>39849427
roll

Nofaper here. 8 hours into Nofap 2017 and already feel weird, my urge to fap is pretty big right now.

wat do i do i can't go 90days at this rate man

>>39849427
Roll

Bad start to 2017, already looked at degenerate porn, but closed it once I realised.

I will try and make it Bros

>>39849427
rolling for varg

>>39856577
reroll

What if I'm only good at one thing on this earth and it's masturbating?

>>39849427
Rollerinoo

>>39856471
Fuck this guy, he is a pussy bitch

Cold turkey is the only way. Ive quite meth, drinking, cigs, and am far into nofap. Cold turkey is the only way

Seriously id kick this faggots teeth in if i could

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>>39856731

I shall set aside, sir, any rebuke of either your comma splices or your sentence fragments, and shall, instead, suggest that you follow your own method and quit, cold turkey as it were, being such a violent and easily provoked, dare I say, asshole.

>>39849427
>
Rolling

>>39849427
rol

My brain seriously feels fucked up, I'm 19 and I have porn-induced ED, feel no arousal anymore looking at women, no desire for sex, extremely low energy, feel almost no joy from doing anything. I don't even feel orgasms anymore, they just happen, masturbating itself is just a chore, I feel very little physical sensation from it, can't even get a full erection while doing it, probably haven't had a full erection at all in roughly a year. That's what I get for edging to porn for hours everyday throughout puberty. I'm hoping 1 whole year of no porn and no fapping will fix it.

>>39849427
Done

>>39849427
.

is it nofap if i use anal stimulation?

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4 days

i have scheduled to unload at 7 days, then 10 days later, then 14 days later, then 17, 20, etc... and phasing out gradually. good idea?

aight, let's do it
i made myself take cold showers every morning, i can make myself do nofap

>>39849427
I will succeed

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lost already, always next year I guess

>>39849427
ROLL

>about to fap.
>realize its new years meaning new SIR comic
>see nofap on first page
Damn based SIR saving my gains this year

>>39849427
Lets go

>>39857233
No, best way to change a habit is not to do it at all. "Appeasing" yourself only reinforces it.

It is a relapse if i jack it to Anzu?

>>39849427
any number for stop living

>>39849427
nig

>>39849427
roll me some varg

>>39849427
tell me brah

I am doing no porn, not no fap

>>39841010
What if I just jerk off to videos of chicks getting their heads shaved?

>>39849427
ferst

>>39849427
ayyyyyyyy

Already began on the 22th of December faggot
>you have to wait until the 1st to start nofap 2017
weak

>>39857783
Yes, but you shouldn't be jerking to Anzu in the first place, she's pure

>>39849427
>Some poor fuck is going to have to quite anime forever.

No, but I am more than ready for 2017 nocarb

>>39849427
Roal

>>39849427
roll

When I don't fap for more than a week, I turn gay. I have to keep up with the straight porn to stay on the right path.

>tfw I forgot to get my last fap in for 2016

Fuck. Anyways, no fap 2017 here i cum.

>>39849427
wad

Once a month only shall I fap. Not sure what day, but 12 in a year should be plenty.

Maybe I will on special occasions too.

But my big thing is natively reduced amount of porn taken in.

Already had a fap to sissy scat femdom porn, I'm free to do as I please, you cucks are just bluepilled.

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>>39839399
kind of Varg idk I probably won't get past a week

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>>39849427
ayyy bring it Varg-san

>>39849427
roll

>>39849999
not even nofap can stifle my disgust response when looking at this fat girl

>>39858440
oh, poor them

we shouldnt have stopped at 2 atom bombs

>>39849427
rollingss

>>39849427
roll

>>39839399
Will be more sociable, where i can be. Join groups, activities, that way, higher chance of meeting new women.

Will keep going with Tinder/Randomactsof/OKCupid. It's never happened, but got to keep trying

Just fapped to some soft core milf porn, my mind was telling me that softcore doesn't count

A failure in a way as I should be doing NoPorn, but at least it was softcore regular shit rather than the fetish filth I usually fap to.

>>39849427
Rolling

>>39849427
Varg needs to edit his fucking books.

Failed, going have to start agian

>>39839399
YESYESYEYSYEYXSSY
NO PORN
NO 4CHAN
NO DEGENERACY WHATSOEVER

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>>39849657
Are non-nude pictures okay?

>>39847614
Brilliant video

>>39860117
>does low fat cheesecake count as cake?

>>39841008
You should get that checked anon. Sounds like that isn't normal.

>>39849427
let's see

>>39860249
I did, the muslim woman checking them said it was in the normal range while blushing.

>>39849427
roll

>>39849427
Rolling this shit

>stop using the internet
How the fuck can I trade stocks and do some research without the internet

>stop having sex
What the fuck

>>39849427
Rollan

>>39849427
Burzum me, kind Varg.

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>>39860186
Non-nude pictures aren't always pornographic, though.

>>39860922
>anons daughter

>>39860543
>not going monk mode
Enjoy your low discipline

>>39849427
Roll

>>39849427
Here we go.

>>39849427

Wake me up
>can't wake up inside

>>39849427
Wauw! I can only win, here we go, lads.

It's always the boredom of the weekends that get me. M-F i just work and train basically, so if I want to fap I really have to force myself or rush it, so I tend to skip it. On the weekend I have nothing to do, which fucks me up.

>>39861151
As long as you're not fapping to beta filth it's fine.

Just fantasise that your fucking some rich married milf

>>39849427
roll

>>39861455
muh vidya

>>39839399
Successful males masturbate, watch porn and fuck as much as they want without a problem, we are just low test/genetics.

>>39852552
This

>>39861498
Low test would mean low libido.

>>39839399
Already lost

>>39849427
Roll

>>39849427
Hello

>>39861671
Reroll, don't watch it anyway

>>39839511

no one cares about your edgy contrarian blog

>>39849427
rolling

>>39861770
shieeeeeet

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why are humans more receptive of me when I haven't busted a nut lately? science will never answer this enigmatic truism.

>>39849427
roll

>>39861842
i have noticed the same thing, i believe it comes down to body language. females pay a lot more attention to it than males do

Just did 10 days of no fap.

Was visiting family abroad so didn't want to be a degenerate there.

I swear I've never been so horny before. Every single moment I thought about sex. Every night I was scared of cumming in my sleep kek

Just fapped 10 ml of jizz and I'm down to Earth again.

I can definetly see the advantedges of not fapping every day or quitting porn.

Normally I'm kinda shy and in the "want a beautifull girl as GF, not degenerate clubsluts" but in the nofap faze I definetly wanted to answer some of the girls that I know who Club / have sex, just to take them on a small date and fuck afterwards.

However, I think I will still fap every 3-4 days without porn, to not go full uber horny.

Couldn't focus much on studies either.

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>>39862133
mite b rite. it's probably the psychological/biological-nature telling you "i need to jizz badly" thus your mind telling your body, "straighten up, potential mates are around" or something....

>>39849427
Let the force guide me

>>39861169

all i watch his sloppy blow/throat job videos, i dont know how degenerate that is

>>39862406
low tier.

Start worrying once you like traps.

>>39862501

i dno, they get can get pretty disgusting sometimes

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>>39862406
That's kinda degenerate bro.

I'm not nofapping, but am definitely no porning.

What the hell do I do on the internet now?

You don't. Go out and sit in the sun with some music and meditate on your life.

I'm serious.

>>39862580

im convinced im on some fucking list after googling most of these

>>39841008
Too swole to control?

>>39849427
rollan for 4 or 6

>>39849516
SPANK THE MONKEY

Rolling for doubles to empty my balls to whatever I want before embarking on the journey.

>>39849516
SPANK DA MONKEY

Just had my last fap to some fetish stuff. Nofap 2017, meditate everyday.

>>39856487
Stop sitting around and be productive

>>39849427
guide me varg

>>39862677
If you're on 4chan, you're already on a list.

>>39849427
Rolll my dude

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>>39839511
>be ugly autist
>watch porn several h /day
>from naked woman pic -> normal sex -> lesbian -> anal -> extremly passable trap and other weird shit.
>do not fap
>more energy, want to do things
>at uni main hall, hundreds of 8+/10 chads and stacys everywhere
>realize that I am ugly as fuck 2/10 and joys of normie life are not for ugglos like me, it feel like somebody punch me into stomach but from inside
>go home fap
>do not want to do thing or seek intimacy/relationship with women
>repeat


There are people who lurk several hours on porn on daily basic, it fuck up your brain chemistry, feeling good after sex should be reward of effort to find female and shit, majority of them would not fap so many times/day because after 1-2faps they would not feel horny, but thanks to internet porn they can find new fetishes.


but what is important to understand.

Porn addiciton is usually result of being ugglo/weirdo/genetic fuck up and not cause.
Ugly people at some point realize that they will not be able to have sex and fap instead, after years it just get worse. Its easy, porn, edging 3h, fap in 3s and your brain is high.

Promoting porn is bad, while fapping from time to time to your imagination is healthy.

>>39849427

rolling

>>39849427
Roll

>>39849427
vurg

>>39849427
fucking roll

>>39849427
Roll

So let's be honest here, we know that you guys do no-fap because you think it will get you sex, and for 95% of you it won't

So for those of you who do no-fap for an extended period (like over a week), how often do you wet dream?

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not even a day in and I'm already dry jumping my bed god how am I gonna do this

>>39862501
>Start worrying once you like traps.

No, once you start liking traps it's already too late. Might as well off yourself or sink even further into the abyss of degeneracy.

>>39865893
Fuck off, the further you've sunk down the hole the bigger your arms will be when you've crawled out of it.

>>39841125
Can't you fantasize about someone not jewish?

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>>39849427
Let's go. Rolling!

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I AM A SUPER HORNY PERSON AND THE FIRST DAY LONE MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE. IM AT THE POINT WHERE I HAVE HAD TO RESIST FUCKING MY DESK ALL DAY PLEASE SHARE YOUR BEST METHODS OF RESIST

>>39866059
Just go for a walk dude.

Walk/cold shower.

>>39849427
Fuck it roll

>>39849427
finn

>>39865993

Whatever makes you sleep at night. At this point though you've effectively rewired your brain if you're into that shit.

>>39849427
rolling

>>39841008
Doesn't everyone have balls the size of eggs? One of my friends has nuts the size of raquet balls.

>>39849427
Rollin

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>>39862580
newfags lucky day

>>39849427
roll

>>39839511
Let them have their placebo dude.

>>39849427
pls varg

>>39839399
Today i got my first morning wood in months

>>39849516
SPANK THE MONKEY

>>39849427
rolliiinn

I fapped today but im gonna start no fap tomorrow.
Im trying to suck my own dick so i dont have to fap

>>39867197
>11 year old me
>Trying to suck my dick
>Practiced really hard every day
>Eventually got to the point where I could lick the tip

Wasn't even worth it to be honest. I could never do it now, but back then I don't even know what I was trying to accomplish. The pain of actually trying to do that vs the pleasure I would have gotten out of it really doesn't balance out.

>>39867340
I wont stop doing stretching excersises until i can deepthroat myself, im already skinny so It wont take long

>>39849427
Plz no 0

>>39849427
Rolling

>>39849427
okay ill try it