>Enter gym >"I TRIED SO HAAAARD AND GOT SO FAAAR,

SOMEBODY

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>>39839255
>Enter gym
>"THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIIIIDE"
>see pic related hogging the squat rack to flail around

EVERY SINGLE TIME

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>Enter gym
>"I FEEL THE TOP OF THE ROOF COME OFF, KILL EVERYBODY THERE"

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>Enter gym
>CKIN' DOWN, WE AIN'T EVEN DONE IT YET
HE BOUGHT IT 'FORE I WHIPPED THE SHIT MAN I AIN'T EVEN SPUN IT YET
WATER IN IT, WATER WHIPPIN', IT AIN'T EVEN DRY YET
QUARTER FLIPPIN, IN THE KITCHEN, WORKIN' WITH THE PYREX

>arrive at gym
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>39839255
>arrive at gym
>listen to that very song except on repeat through my headphones

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>go to the squat rack to wrap up my exercise
>"DONT STOP ME NOW CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME"

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>>39839378
>enter gym
>"WE WISH WE WERE DEAD"
>[noise]
>normies faces when

>Enter gym
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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>enter gym
>SALEM SAWARIM

>Enter gym
>ZIM ZIMMA WHO GOT THE KEYS TO MY BIMMA WHO AM I

>>39839286
That would actually be awesome.

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>>39839255
>Enter gym
>"DEMONI BUSSANO ALLA PORTA TU NON FARLI ENTRARE, BRUCIAMO LENTI STI FIORI DEL MALE"

> Enter gym
> and put me on the front line
> put me on the front line
> PUT ME ON THE FRONT LINE
> PUT ME ON THE FRONT LINEEEEEEEEE

seriously whoever is in charge of that playlist needs to kill themselves

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>Enter gym
>"TAKE ME TO CHURCH I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES"

>Enter gym
>PECATUM
>CANTATUM
>EXATUM ET ORATUM

>Enter gym
>A FINAL STAND, STOP THE PERSIANS, SPEAR IN HAND
>FORM A WALL, LIVE TO FALL, AND LIVE FOREVER

>>39840109
FUCKKKKING leld
i used to squat to his album

> Enter gym
>HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT HEBBA HUBBA ZUT ZUT A NUM NUM HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT HEBBA HUBBA ZUT ZUT A NUM NUM A HOOREPA HOOREPA A HUM HOOREPA A NUM NUM

> Enter gym
> "AND YOU DONT HAVE TO CHANGE A THING THE WORLD COULD CHANGE ITS HEART"

>>39839255
>Enter gym
>I'M SMOKING CIGARETTES IN THE SHOWER WHEN THEY GET WHET I JUST LIGHT ANOTHER FATAL CARDIAC OVER CANCER DON'T GIVE ME NO SUFFER

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> Walk into the gym
> WE AINT' NEVER GETTIN OLDER WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN OLDER WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN OLDER WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN OLDER

>>39840979
I just heard this two days ago and im obsessed now. Good shit famalam

>>39840020
Zitto animale

>enter gym
>I would find a way without you...
>TELL HIM HIS EYES SEE TOO CLEAR

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>enter gym
>WORK WORK WORK WORK

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WHEN I WAS

>enter gym
>it ain't me starts playing

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>enter gym
>"Suavementeeeee"

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>Enter gym
>Thunderstuck

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>enter gym
>"YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM, KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM, KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY, AND KNOW WHEN TO RUUUN"

>enter gym
>IMAGINE IF I HAD A NAME LIKE JIMMY RECARD

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>enter gym
>"LONELY, I'M MR LONELY I HAVE NOBODY FOR MY OWN"

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>>39840979
>mfw I love this song

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>enter gym
>glass breaks

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> enter gym
> I DON'T CARE IF I EVER COME DOWN

>walk in the gym
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>39843607
ayyyy

>>39843025
wtf does she have mouth herpes

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>>39839386
>enter gym
>i got broads in a london tree on da roo- wi credit caar n da scamma *inaudible* leacies senpai gi gi gi *inaudible* *inaudible* *inaudible* panad pandad pdna

>>39843657
Looks like fissures but yeah those are gross, I got mine from a yeast infection, also have a yeast infection on my dick. Be safe out there boys, pussy is venomous.

>>39839260
ONCE TOLD ME

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> WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

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>enter the swimming pool
>CAPTURE THE RAGE OF TODAY'S YOUTH AND BOTTLE IT
>CRUSH THE GLASS IN MY BARE HANDS AND SWALLOW IT

>enter gym
>WE ON AN ULTRALIGHT BEAM

>>39839378
>Enter gym
>ARROWHEADS
>ARROWHEADS

>enter gym
>"NOW YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO DIE FOR"

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>enter gym
>Small, simple, safe price
>Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets
>This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals
>And I am not afraid to die
>I'm not afraid to bleed, and fuck, and fight.
>I want the pain of payment
>What's left, but a section of pigmy size cuts
>Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks
>Would you be my little cut?
>Would you be my thousand fucks?
>And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid
>To fill, and spill over, and under my thoughts
>My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter
>I'm cutting trying to picture your black broken heart
>Love is not like anything
>Especially a fucking knife

>Enter gym
>starts deadline
>SNAP BACK TO REALITY OH THERE GOES GRAVITY OH THERE'S GOES RABBIT AND HE CHOKED HE'S SO MAD AND HE WON'T GIVE UP

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>enter gym
>"SOOOO I'LL TELL YA WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF ZIGAZIG AHHHH"

>suddenly sweaty women in yoga pants hop off the elliptical machines and surround the check in area with coordinated dance moves and looking at me singing

>"IF YOU WANNA HIT MY BODY YOU GOTTA GET REALLY JACKED, GOTTA HAVE A HEFTY BANK ACCOUNT, SO YOU'RE NOT GETTING CRAAAAP

>dash out of the door, tripping over myself, breaking knee, dragging slowly to the car, they're all laughing behind the glass door with the music blaring and everyone having a party inside

>>39844014
>JUST LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME NOW IM A FAKE IM A FAKE IM A FAKE IM A FAKE

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>Walk into gym
>GIRLS. We run this motha-. GIRLS. We run this motha-.
>Who Run the World? Girls. Who Run the World? Girls.

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>>39842828
A YOUNG GOY

>>39839459
>"i-is this how you meem in the 4chin... isn't? Am I cool now r-right?"

>>39843025
Your taste in music is shit

>>39839255
>Enter Gym
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebiFw-Nznwg

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>enter gym
>WITH THE LIGHTS OUT IT'S LESS DANGEROUS
>HERE WE ARE NOW ENTERTAIN US

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IT WASN'T LOVE
IT WASN'T LOVE
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION
>mfw the opening guitar

>>39843679
A classic.

>>39843805
I weep knowing this will never play over my gym's loudspeakers.

>>39841067
How did you just hear it?

>FLY ME TO THE MOON
>AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS

>Enter gym
>So I put my hands up they're playing my song the butterflies fly away

Enter gym
BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
Not even joking

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>>39839778
INSHALLAH

>>39839286

kek I love this

>enter gym
>I LOOOVE YOUUU JEEEESSSSUUUUUUUSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>39844575
>>39844575

I PLAYED THE SILVER BALL

>Enter gym
>WE ARE NUMBER ONE

>Enter Gym
>COME MY LADY, COME COME MY LADY
>YOU'RE MY BUTTERFLY, SUGAR, BABY

>>39840129
My 2 years of Latin culminated into this joke. If I use this for nothing else it'll be worth it.

>Enter gym'
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CAN'T WAKE UP

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whats wrong with you guys
>enter gym
>current song is trash
>put in earbuds
>"ALL OF THE LIGHTS"
>complete entire workout with a decent playlist

Come on come on turn the radio on
It's Saturday and it it won't be long

>>39847698
Banepost in latin.>>39847698

>>39839255
>Enter gym
>ONE MORE TIME, WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE, OH YEAH, ALL RIGHT

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>>39847742
>current song is trash
>put on kanye west

>>39847784
>AOTL is a bad kanye song
>kanyes entire discog is trash
kys

>>39847829
yes, Kanye is quintessential autism core (his entire discography but ESPECIALLY MBDTF)

it's the equivalent of listening to the sonic adventure 2 soundtrack

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>enter gym
>I HURT MYSELF TODAY TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

>Enter gym
>"It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men"

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>enter gym
>OYYYAAAAA ISDISLAV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZSEnQJsRms

>>39844533
>walk into gym
>Who Runs the World? Blue man.

>>39839255
>Walk into gym
>"WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES"

>>39839255
CRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWLLLINNNNNNNGGGG INNNNNN MMYYYYY SKINNN!!!

THESE WOUNDS!

THEY WILL NOT HE-AL!

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>start routine
>"SHINIIIIING JUSTIIIIIICE"

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>enter gym
>I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY
>I NEED LOOOOOOOOOVE

>enter gym

>enter gym
>I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
>I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
>I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
>I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

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>>39847993
>hit dl PR
> SONO CHI NO SADAME
my dick was burning

>>39847690
>Hey! *Instrumental*

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>enter restaurant
>TOO MANY HOES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING MEAL

>>39839626
Best song in fucking existence

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>>39839255
>enter the gym
>I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY (DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU SAY)
>I WANT IT THAT WAY

>unrack first squat working set
>"ladies and gentlemen"
>"this is mambo no. 5"
best squats

>>39839778
IT IS SALEELUL SAWARIM YOU INFIDEL

>>39839255
That's a fucking great song you massive faggot

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>walk into gym
>DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH BONG IN HAND

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>>39847678

>Enter gym
>SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

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>>39839255
I lift to the Yume Nikki ost, so I'm not one going to judge music tastes

>>39848428
Fucking weebs.

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>>39848437
Yeah I know, but at the very least it's a game and not animu

>>39848068
Can run miles to this song

>>39847842
>sonic adventure 2 soundtrack
I'm not too keen on /mu/ memes, spoonfeed pls

>>39839255
>Enter gym
>"YOU THINK YOU'RE A MAN BUY YOU'RE ONLY A BOY"

>>39845432
Not him, but I never listen to the radio so I actually find some of these songs tolerable and atually listen to them from time to time

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>Enter gym
>"Don stepped outside..."

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>Enter gym
>세상으로 나를 이끌어

>squat rack positioned so that you can see cardiobunnies shame you with their gaze through the mirror

>>39847842
>implying sa2 soundtrack isn't dope as fuck
stop that

>enter gym
>MY BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD FLOWS HARSHLY

>>39839255
>Enter gym
>Oh, well, imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

>>39839255

> ever

>>39839255
enter gym
>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOW
reeeeee

>enter gym
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY...

>>39839255
>Enter gym
>Herpa Derpa werk werk werk werk werk Sherpa Merpa ler ler ler ler ler Timmy Dimmy slurp slurp slurp slurp

Ever since they hired the nigger.

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>enter gym
>YOU CAN HATE ME NOW. BUT I WON'T STOP NOW

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> enter gym
> AYYAYYAYYYAYYYEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>39843869
On what planet

>enter gym
>I WANNA SCREAM, AND SHOUT, AND LET IT ALL OUT
>AND SCREAM, AND SHOUT, AND LET IT OUT
>WE SAYIN' OOHH WE OHH, WE OH WE OHHH
:)

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>enter gym
>its full

>enter gym
>(Insert latest hot pop/dance song)
Fucking shit

>>39847842
Idgaf about Kanye but the SA2 OST is certified treasure

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>Enter gym
>A BULLET IN THE HEAD
>A BULLET IN THE HEAD
>THEY'VE GOT A BULLE IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD

>>39839255
>SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME!!!
>SOMETHING LOST AND NEVER SEEN!.

>>39843758
WE WUZ KANGZ

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>>39839255
>enter gym
>"WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME"
its been months
end my life senpai

>>39844164
I'm crying laughing m8

>walk into gym
>don't have anything to quote here because gym doesn't play music

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>enter gym
>WHEN YOUR LEGS DON'T WORK LIKE THEY USED TO BEFORE
>AND I CAN'T SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET
Fucking. Ed. Sheeran

>>39854105
That squat plateau