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>"hey anon, i brought you a pizza. Wait, you do

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>"hey anon, i brought you a pizza. Wait, you do eat pizza, right?"
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> "Sure, i eat pizza, and why the fuck are you asking me if i eat pizza? Are you trying to poison me?"
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no, but i'll eat pizza that ass
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>>39825722
she is a qt
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i dont know anymore
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>>39825722
>delves into details about nutrition plan and all the gains that have come from it
>talks about lifting for favorite lifts for 20 minutes
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>>39825722
Yes, I'm bulking.
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>>39825722
Why do I like tiny blonde skellys so much this isn't right.
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>>39825744
kek
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>>39825722
>implying im autistic enough to not eat pizza
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>>39825744
>"O-o-oh no thats mine, ill eat this pizza by myself"
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>>39825744
>lol anon what do you mean?
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>>39825767
because deep down you want a gf that you can show off your muscles to, and lift her around effortlessly when you fuck
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>>39825722
>look at me, retard
>of course i eat pizza
>my muscles were built with bad food, anger and nicotine
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>>39825781
>>my muscles were built with bad food, anger and nicotine
dark
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>>39825722
FUCK YOU WHORE. PIZZA IS THE WORST FOOD TO EVER EXIST. IT'S EMPTY FUCKING CALORIES. IT'S LITERALLY JUST CARBS, FAT AND CANCER.
I WOULD NEVER HAVE A GF WHO UNIRONICALLY LIKES PIZZA, THEY'RE JUST NORMIE TRASH WHORES, WHO HAVE NEVER MENTALLY SURPASSED THE AGE OF FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD.
PIZZA. LITERALLY JUST BREAD WITH CANCER ON TOP. AND YOU ALSO HAVE TO PAY 36456546 EUROS FOR IT W H A T T H E F U C K.
WANT TO EAT DIRTY? GO GET A FUCKING HAMBURGER FFS, IT'S CHEAPER, YOU ACTUALLY GET TO EAT SOMETHING TASTY AND NOT JUST PLASTIC, AND YOU ALSO GET TO HAVE SOME FUCKING MEAT ON IT.
FUCK PIZZA AND GENOCIDE NOW ON ANYONE WHO LIKES IT.
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>>39826477
>Euro
>Genocide

What is it like being a syrian in sweden?
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>>39826488
>I can't read
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>>39826477
>HAMBURGER FFS, IT'S CHEAPER, YOU ACTUALLY GET TO EAT SOMETHING TASTY AND NOT JUST PLASTIC
What the fuck ?
>implying burger is better than pizza
Are you nuts ?
Burgers are just disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Let me just go drink my coke and eat pizza while I get all the Stacies.
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>>39825778
i'll eat the shit outta ur bootyhole girl
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>>39826503
please kill yourself.
If you get your burgers from McDonalds, yes, it is disgusting.
Literally anywhere else, burgers are God tier,
You have
>buns
>M E A T
>nice fresh lettuce
>nice fresh tomato
>sauce
>onion
>cheese
and that's just the basics. You can also add bacon, pickles, pretty much anything.

On pizza however, you get
>bread
>bread
>bread
>some cancer
>added flavour because otherwise people would think "huh, for the same thing but at a way cheaper price, I CAN BUY A FUCKING LOAF OF BREAD"
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>>39826523
>On pizza however, you get
>>bread
>>bread
>>bread
>>some cancer

That's where you are wrong my friend.
That isn't just some bread. That layer of bread is the best part. Not even talking about the crust.
Just because you hate bread so much doesn't mean that you should hate on pizza.
Just get that delicious cheese and meat treat. That isn't cancer, it's pure sex.


Oh and burgers are disgusting. Fucking bread with lumps of meat and some disgusting veggies. kys
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>>39825722
>Yes
>*yums slice down extra kwikk
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>>39826477
burgers are worse m8.

pizza is god-tier bulking food.
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>>39826477
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>>39826543
>That isn't just some bread. That layer of bread is the best part. Not even talking about the crust.
>t.fucking american who thinks bread is what you use to make grilled cheese
>Just get that delicious cheese and meat treat. That isn't cancer, it's pure sex.
the thing is, that the "meat" on pizza isn't even meat. It's been frozen for years at a time, it's what's left over. And it legit is cancerous, the one they use, because they want to preserve it for so long.

>Fucking bread with lumps of meat and some disgusting veggies
you have supreme shit taste. Please go cliff diving more often.

>>39826558
YOU MOM IS GOD TIER BULKING FOOD

>>39826559
hi <3
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>>39825722
1) No.
2) Fuck off.
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>>39826574
the correct answer, join me in my crusade brother.
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>>39826564
<3
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>>39826564
>you have supreme shit taste
Rich coming from you.
Pizza might be bad in your shit hole, but it's supreme here.
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>>39826580
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>>39826593
im not that dude, but objectively burger > pizza

get over it
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>>39826593
>but it's supreme here
why?
What is it that actually makes it good?
Have you ever fucking tried anything other than shitty fast food?
Also do you happen to be American? If yes, your opinion doesn't matter at all, in this case.
You have been force fed sugar and fat since day1, so you never managed to develop your taste in food and you just crave shitty, sugary, fatty foods.
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>>39826604
t. burgerlander

>>39826612
The amount of fat and sugar only makes it better
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>>39826600
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>>39826622
>the amount of fat and sugar makes it better
you don't deserve to live. You're still 5 years old, mentally. Your opinion is worthless just like you.
Either grow up or go kys
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>>39826631
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>>39825722

>Bitch, I work at a Jet's Pizza, you could have just hit me up and I would have gotten that shit at a heavy discount

I'm beginning to think my jew tendencies are why I don't have a gf
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>>39826576
DEUS VULT, BROTHER
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>>39826477
>carbs
>empty calories

you ever eat a whole pizza and wings and then lift later? feels great man, carbload my shit up
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>>39826732
>you ever eat a whole pizza and wings and then lift later?
no, because I'm not a nigger or a fatfuck
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>>39826738
if you've never eaten a whole pizza by yourself you must be a very small guy
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>>39826740
>small guy
I'm not
>t.grill
Also fatty and sugary foods are fucking disgusting, if you crave that you've been brainwashed to it.
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>>39825722
I'm Vegan you bitch! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39826750
confirmed pussy skeleton gains goblin.
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>>39826750
calm down little guy
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Pizza Fuck yeah!
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>>39826916
>plg
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>>39825722
Disgusting. It's Little Caesar's or nothing.
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>>39825722
Dont test me...
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>>39825722
"i-is it a v-vegan p-p-pizza?"
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>>39827197
or what, big guy?
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>>39825722
I'd rather eat [whisper] you [/whisper] out
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>>39825722
This situation doesn't happen, the food is decided upon in advance.

I'm really aggravated by the situation you've presented to us OP.

Why did you do this to me?

Could you not have spent a little bit more time thinking about the consequences?

Now we are stuck here with all these words back and forth without meaning.

Seriously why?
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>>39825779
I want a girl to protect who makes me feel like a big guy
>4 u

Not him by the way
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>>39825722
>do NOT test me
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>teehee I'm a neckbeard roleplaying as a hot girl holding some calorically dense food asking you if you want some, innocently unaware of your stringent diet

It's the same shit. Every. Fucking. Time.

Mods, please permaban the cunts that make these threads.
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>>39826523
I like how on a burger it's "buns" but on a pizza it's merely "bread." You have the nutritional understanding of a 14 year old girl.
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>shoo shoo gain goblin
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>>39825722

S-sure babe

*furiously punching data into Myfitnesspal*
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>>39825722
CHAD eats PIZZA and nails PETITE BLONDES while YOU waste HOURS at the gym lifting HEAVY WEIGHTS
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>>39825767
Cuz she a qt
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>>39827542
whispering in the middle of a sentence is autistic as fuck.
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>>39825781
I feel you bro
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>>39826559
how did it get the lid off the dip
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>>39825744
lel
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>>39825781
Does nicotine help you lift more?
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I feel like I'm the only person on earth who dislikes pizza
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>>39830225
>Person
>Dislikes pizza
Pick one
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>>39825744
Pizza first, then ass
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>>39825722
why am I as a man considered underweight, but she isn't?
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>>39828925
It has teeth
>>39830225
You make me sick
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>>39826722
Daily reminder only the first crusade was a success and everything after that a disaster
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>>39825722
Hello my friends

I am certifited autist.

Could somebody explain me what kind of emotions is her face expressing?
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>>39830949
the "pretend I didn't want to take a picture even though I was the one that asked for it" face
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>>39830949
Considering this is /fit/ youre asking id say her emotion is mirin and a need for dick
Because you know, every girl constantly craves dick according to /fit/ despite them dodging dicks like they are in the fucking matrix
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>>39825781
>>my muscles were built with bad food, anger and nicotine
add in loneliness and im right there with you my dood
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>>39825722
I'd rather eat your pussy, you know, haha! I mean of you wanted me to...

What's with that face? I was just kidding, haha! Don't be so serious all the time! Hahaha!
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>>39830949
it´s the "OMG im gonna EAT PIZZA and get FUCKED by CHAD"
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>>39831111
Mom, come quick! I got quads!
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Is pizza really the worst food in the world? I'd figure cake or alcohol has to be worse.
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>>39825722
Fucking hell, that head is way too big for her body.
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>>39826523
/fit/ - Bread
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>>39825722

Bitch, you KNOW I have celiac, quit trying to kill me

> b...But gluten free crust

Fuck you and those fucking shitty abominations trying to pretend to be delicious, delicious bread.
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>>39825722
>2016
>checkered slip ons

NO THANKS LADY
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>>39831906
kek'd
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>>39825722
yup. calories in=calories out

source:
>been eating cheeseburgers and pizza whenever the fk i want and still at 15% bf
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>>39832587
ooooooo %15 how impressive of you
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>>39825744
Fuck car, eat girl, sell pizza.
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>>39825767
because blonde skellies > insecure brunette fit girls that post their asses all over instagram

truth hurts
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>>39825722
no, but I eat pussy like it's pizza
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>>39831906
>check frozen glutten free bread
>ingredients: corn, soy, WHEAT
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>>39826503
I eat 4-6 mcdoubles a week and I feel confident I am stronger and more aesthetic than you
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>>39825744
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>>39825722
>not making home made pizza and putting whey protein in the crust/dough
shiggy diggy doo
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>>39825722
I eat all kinds of things
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>>39831660
Icecream is the worst
>>39826751
>be vegan
>call anyone a bitch
Do you see the irony here?
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who's the girl ???
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