> post pic on Facebook > Someone calls me out on roids

>>39824031
>UPS comes to my house
>asks me to sign for a package
>say no
>don't get package

>be manlet
>use the big boy potty in locker room

>>39824031
You got a solid bro there. He probably knows or suspects you're juicin but stands by yah. By him a pint, ay?

>>39824167
Yea I do, I doubt he knows though, it's not like he lives with me

>>39824031
>take a shit
>run faucet for a few seconds so people don't suspect I didn't wash my hands

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>>39825282
kekking out of my mind

>>39825282
>mfw imactually do this.

Washing hands is for pusses especiallynof you use soap. But doubly especially if you use that gay liquid soap. Enjoy your xenoestrogens cucks ahahahahahahahaha

>girl says she is really into me
>tell her I'm not interested in relationships
>actually lonely and sad as fuck

B A L E F U L

>girl tells me my cock is huge and that i hit her cervix for the first time
>say "you too"

VOCIFEROUS

>super juiced guy ALWAYS hogging the squat rack
>ask him for roid advice
>forward his info to the DEA
>they catch him selling test to high school kids and he goes to prison
>his bimbo wife leaves him
>his fraud gains melt away due to shit prison diet and no roids
>I don't even use the rack, been skipping leg day since 2007
>recently noticed a chick filling up her bottle at the fountain too much..

I am literally the joker from batman

>>39825282
i do this too, except only after i piss since there is no good reason to wash your hands after pissing.

>>39824031
>use a coin with a string attached to it to get unlimited plates from the plate dispenser

never been caught

>>39826081
>>his fraud gains melt away due to shit prison diet and no roids

> not using roids that have been smuggled in someone's ass
Never gonna make it

>>39826083
>there is no good reason to wash your hands after pissing.
Yeah, after you piss on your hands

>>39824031
>day to pin tren on my ass
>stick in my dick instead
>have twice the girth of my dick now
>plow sloots
>they didnt make me pay because its the first time they get fucked by a long coke in can

>>39824101
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>>39826126
>Yeah, after you piss on your hands
How terrible are you at pissing?

>>39826220

Perfect accuracy with main pee hole, but can't control other 2

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>>39826081
>>his fraud gains melt away due to shit prison diet and no roids
>not hooking up with the mexicans and getting good food to build gains

How can white boys compete?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBIt0rMBVqU

-some dyel was OHPing 1pl8
-ask him if i can work in
-i start squatting 1pl8 and hogged the squatrack for 5 sets