>Why is my dick all twisted up and can't get hard? Ah you see I used to jelq. It stretches my little penis to make it a little bigger. I-I'm not insecure though, just maximizing my assets.
>>39817574
who are you quoting
>>39817598
>>39810633
>>39817574
here's your (you)
people like you who post threads like this should be publicly hanged
>>39817639
Am I sensing a nerve being struck? I mean, besides the ones you twisted off your dick.
>>39817574
>>39817637
>>39817639
>bathmate
Hot water was broken at the gym a couple of weeks back, couldn't stop smiling and laughing thinking about the cold showers meme even if it was cold asf.
any idiot that actually thinks jelqing will help deserves to have a broken dick
>>39817729
how much more disciplined and mentally tough did you feel after?
>alan thrall
>>39817729
Cold showers actually feel refreshing though once you get used to them.
>>39817574
>mfw when I was 12, I used to masturbate by lying on my stomach and shifting some of my bodyweight onto my dick
>thought using my own hands or just friction to masturbate was shameful, so I kept doing this for weeks
>mfw somehow my dick still works
>>39817739
lol tell that to the hundreds of dudes that have gained actual results from it
>>39820946
Thanks for letting us know you have a little dick.
>>39822410
Kek