What are your New Years resolutions /fit/? Mine: >hit 1/2/3/4

>Get published
>Gain 10kg and escape hungry skelly mode

believe in me anons

>>39817199

>160kg bench
>250kg squat
>275kg deadlift
>close to 105kg bw
>figure out where and when I'm going back to school and work on putting it together

drop a few addictions
go from 4pl8 diddly to 5pl8
do well enough at uni to get into the PHD program I want
compete in my first judo tournament
start muay thai again
And the hardest of all: get a qt3.14 gf
>>39817210
>get published

nothing changes desu

>>39817199
>lose the last 10kg
>get 2pl8 bench
>finish my CS degree
>make a little more money to move to a nicer appartment with my gf

>Pay off auto loan by January 15
>Pay off student loans by June 15
>Buy a condo or townhouse
>Visit Los Angeles
>Max out Roth IRA

I'm also having a daughter in March, can't wait!

>publicly letting others know your resolutions
Not going to make it.

Not even trolling, you have a better chance of making it just by not telling people what your goals are.

>>39817199
Killing myself.

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>>39817199
>make 1000$ in stocks
Good goy

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I hope I'll be more happy than sad in 2017

>405 squat
>500 deadlift
>drop to 175 bw during summer for leanness
>pass my two upcoming semesters of nursing school

Bonus: get gf

>>39817249
Congratulations anon!

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>actually setting new year's resolutions

you'll cowards are never going to make it

>>39817199
be less than 25% bf

Achieve ottermode by August. Spent the last year losing weight. Now bulking to May and cutting after that.

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>“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early; swear off every kind of virtue, so that you triumph even when you fall.”

>read more books
>progress in lifts better
>become straight due to a wonder or get a bf
>get rid of my small belly
>more coding

>>39817199
What does
>hit 1/2/3/4
mean?

>>39818707
1 plate ohp 2 plate bench 3 plate squat 4 plate dead

Ive been wearing glasses for 7 years and i just got a prescription for contacts. Ive been wearing them for a week and it has been a huge confidence boost. Hopefully this added confidence leads to sole gym/life prs for the new year.

>finish grad school apps by January 30
>learn and build a PC
>ejaculate into a qt's anus
>escape skellymode

>>39817358
25℅ boyfriend

Hit 2/3/4/5
Already got bench and deadlift, but I'm 20 lbs away from OHP and 40 lbs away from squat

>reach ottermode
>learn to drive
>overcome crippling social anxiety and get my first kiss

Confident I'll manage two of these.>>39817210

>>39817199
only one:
>TO MAKE IT

>>39817210
LITERALLY E A T
A
T

Get down to <15%bf. was there before but after some life ruining shit I became a fatty mcfat fat.

I started up again a while ago and am halfway to my goal weight so I doubt it will take me more than May but it's my number 1 goal right now.

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Chest/back:
I'd like to be able to do a set of 10 pullups again with wide grip and perfect form.

Legs:
I desperately need to get on my deadlift, it's just at 1 plate.

OHP:
I want to be able to do a walking handstand and upsidedown pushups within the next 5 months. I can already do a handstand pushup but I need a wall for balance.

Cardio:
I'm 170, but I should be 160 and be able to run (not jog) for a solid 5 mintues.

>>39818777
Remember to take them out every night.

>Get a loan from the USDA to cover 80% of the needed funding for my indoor Agri business

>Find funding for the other 20% I need.

>Touch a Latvian, make sexy-sex with an Estonian

>Get my bench up to 200

>>39817199
im still working on it, so a draft list is
>Get to 0.5/1/2/3
>Start jogging again, but not right now, in a few months when it starts getting cooler
>Finish math degree (not really a resolution, but something that must happen)
>Fix leaking wall in second house + make it livable again
>install fence + water system for my vegetable gardens
>Finish my game engine so that I can start on making content in 2018
>Catch up on mlp before next season begins
>finish mlp puppets so that I can make animations when new season starts
>Start repairing antique land rover I bought
>Write inventory system software for a client, and increase the amount of work I do for the company
>Get of all antidepressants
>Increase my cyber security, sort out data and encrypt important data
>read at least 25 fiction books (only did about 10 this year)
>draw at least once a week
>visit old collage friends, or invite them. Only saw them 2 times last year.

All I can think of right now.

>>39817199
>he makes his goal $ instead of %
you know how I know you're not gonna make it?

>>39817325
>not setting goals
I work on them for months now. I just write down what I want to accomblish in 2017.

Finish my masters.
Get a job.
Record three songs.
Get to and win the grand final of the local water polo comp.
Bulk til October.
Cut until December.
Continue to not eat even a gram of McDonald's, Hungry Jacks or KFC (it'll have been 1 year on Jan 5, let's keep the ball rolling).

Heaps of goals this year mates.
We're all going to make it in 2017.

>4 plate squat and 2 plate The Press.
>build home gym
>make sure startup business works out
>build the best gaming pc imaginable.
>have causal sex with the hot grill at the gym.
>get shredded for anime convention in 4 months.

All easily doable imo.

>>39817199

>Visible abs
> Having abs to speak of
> Fixing a hip imbalance nuissance
> save away an additional 3k € in savings
> Noporn
> Fix my ED and fuck a hooker properly

already posted this

get into uni
finnish my website and make my first € with it
escape auschwitz, reach 80kg Ottermode
paint more and open a instagram fo my art
lose v-card

>>39817199
>get at least 3plate bench
>at least 5plate squat
>and at least 6 plate Deadlift
>all at a pl meet
>get gf and lose virginity
>get my gpa above a 3.2 at the end of the semester
>have nice job lined up for 2018 after i graduate
It's a tall order and I'm gonna try and do it all, but realistically it might not all come to fruition

>>39817267
I disagree. Telling people will hold you accountable if you fail.

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>Achieve cardiobunny
>Read more
>Meditate
>Do yoga

>>39817199

>Get my sixpack visible
>rep my current 1RM 140 kg bench, 200 kg squat, 240 lg deadlift
>Finish my bachelors and some of the remaining masters courses
>Fuck a young chick and a milf or land a qt relationship

>>39820105
Also keep practicing piano

>>39817199
Stop being an insecure paranoid faggot

>Hit 170lb (at 155 right now)
>2 pl8 BP
>Get my drivers license
>Cut sugar and junk food from my diet

Last year I gave up video games and it worked pretty well up until November.

>>39817199
>get the job in Japan I'm aiming for right now
>fuck sluts in Tokyo OR find gf
>maintain workout regime while in first job
those are my main goals.

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>>39818777
trips say you'll make it, good luck anon

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>>39817199
>Solve my fatigue problems
>Work out more consistently
>Learn to get out of bed without popping adderall
>Make money
>Stop being such a fuckup
>Ask for help even though the thought of doing so gets me extremely pissed off
>Carve out a path in life
>Pay off denbts

>>39817199
>What are your New Years resolutions /fit/?
See what shape the vains on my abs are, while maintaining 3/4/5 pl8 and get back to 2pl8 OHP (fucking wrist injuries).

>>39817199
>Try to get sex.
>Publish my comic.
>Benchpress 140kg / 310lbs.
>Lose some weight.

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>>39817199
i had few "goals" i wanted to achieve in 2016 and every single one failed

>only eat food that is healthy
>drink once a month only
>exercise more often

>>39820771
oh and
>break the habit of procrastination

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>>39820760
You can do it anon!

>>39820786
you can get to that later

>>39820760
Stop being weak and do what you need to do. You can do it, my dude.

>>39820793
I laffed

>>39820736
>Bench Press 140kg
>Try to get sex

kinda sad this world

>>39818777
>eyes are 10/10 and 9.5/10 respectively
>whenever someone takes off his glasses I put them on as a "joke"
>they invariably tell me I look good with glasses
>I do this "joke" solely to feed my ego now
>still no reason to wear glasses
grass always greener I guess

>>39817199
What is 1/2/3/4 ? Yes, I'm a newfag.

Make a tinder account and have sex before I turn 27 in late january.
I'm confident a week is all it would take. I should have done that years ago, it's just embarrassing now. I kept wishing I could meet a woman without this internet dating shit. Fuck that pride, I'm a loser anyway.

6pl8 squat
3,5+pl8 bench
6.5pl8
100+ kg log press for reps
15%bf

>>39820940
1 plate OHP
2 plate Bench
3 plate Squat
4 plate Deadlift

>divorce from my psycho wife
>improve my 2/3/4/5 reps
>get a promotion
>live some months in my home town with my parents

>>39817199
LOSE 25 KG.
GET A GF.
EDUCATE SELF.

>>39820991
Post cb

>>39821359
Lol, no.
5'11 102kg/225lbs though

>>39817199
3 plate Cnj
5 Plate squat

>>39817199
>120kg bench
>220kg deadlift
>at 90kg lean
>finish degree on time + land internship
>learn to skate again

pretty reasonable goals if you ask me.

move out or get a gf. doing both would be amazing.

1/2/3/4
Get paid to code something
Go backcountry
Send a 4.11
Put dick in stuff more

>>39817199
keep on losing weight

>every other post
>get a gf

At least I know I'm not alone in always having this thought in the back of my mind

DL 6 plates or 600 hundred maybe
get new gf
get lots of work this year

>>39821668

That's what I like the most about this place. We acknowledge and sometimes even embrace the fact we are all just trying to find that special someone and it hurts us to be so lonely. You don't find that on other lifting message boards.

Read 12 books this year

Something with my bass guitar, but can't really come up with an actual goal other than "getting better"

Go travel three countries in eastern europe in the summer vacation in one trip.

Gain 3kg

Participate in my first PL meet, my gym organizes it so it should be my first amateur thing.

I could say that one of my goals is to make it through my first year of compSci, hope I will but it's not really a goal or something

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Just get back in shape.

I really let myself go this year /pol/, and it shows. Can't even look at myself in the mirror currently.

Fucking women, never again.

>>39818777
Mirin' hard. Contacts rip my eyes to shreds.

>>39822427
12 books is easy as fuck though, bro.

>>39820868
Lifting is only for your own vanity, not much will impress a woman if you can't back it up with social skills. Been working out for like 17 years but it was never rewarding to attract women with.

>>39822427

>Read 12 books this year

This seems realistic. I'm stealing this one.

>>39822452
>/pol/

get out

>>39822675
Bruh, i've read 17 books this year. And in 2015 I read around 18 real books. But Now i want to read some longer books from Tolstoy or maybe try some famous works like Sherlock Holmes

These are my books of 2016
https://www.goodreads.com/user/year_in_books/2016/24835274

Also add me if you're on goodreads, I don't have friends

>>39822935
I do have a goodreads account, but I don't use it. A lot of the books I read aren't even on there.

Good books you've been reading though. I read some 40+ books a year minimum, I think. Not all are Tolstoy or anything though. I love a lot of fantasy pulp.

>cut below 15% bf
>get this hernia checked out
>balls up to the girl I like

Legit worried about hernia tho, it's in my chest. It's not too big but the more I cut, the more I get worried. I'm only 19 too. I was a dumbass in highschool and also strained a lot when shitting

>>39822935
Great taste, brother

>>39822935
>dat pleb taste
did you just discover pleb/lit/?

>>39817311
>make money
>this somehow is bad
Enjoy being poor.

>>39823058
Get a load of this guy

>>39817199
> Hit 2/3/4/5
At 1.5/2.5/2/3
> Get 10k in savings
At 8k
> Get 220 lbs with low bf
At 213 lbs

Hopefully get accepted to graduate school. Not really too much to strive for atm.

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>>39817199

Setting goals and following Sxcoobys goal setting series of videos

>tfw he has a 50 inch chest

>>39817199
Should've hopped on Nvidia a while ago buddy!

We have the same goals, but I'm more ambitious with my desired returns. We're all gonna make it.

>>39823074
>literally gambling
>thinks he'll get rich

Top kek

>>39817249
Smart man.

>>39820793
underrated kek

>>39817199
Hit a 5 plate squat raw as f. Cheat on my girlfriend with a hotter girl and not get caught. Make money.

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>kick ass at my new job in May after graduation
>start golfing
>start a book

>200kg diddle
>10% bodyfat
>bang multiple 7+/10 slim white 18-25yo civilian females
>get better at gambling
>continue looksmaxxing
>care more about my degree
>pass a driving test

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>get poon my first week of college

time to be ALPHA LEGGO

>>39817199
2 pl8 bench, been stuck at 190 for what feels like eternity

>>39824760
>google looksmaxxing
>get sucked into a vortex of retardism
phew. makes /fit/ look sane

>do kegels every day so my gf doesn't break up with me for not being able to pleasure her

>tfw gf

hitting 2/3/4/5

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This is me >>39819801

Had a VERY good meeting today.

Found out that 3 Venture Capitalist firms want to help me out (probably) without ever seeing my business plan (my SCORE mentor talked to them already). I may already have 100% of my funding needs for the agriculture biz.

My fellow /fit/izens, 2017 is already looking a hell of a lot better than 2016.

I'm going to be a fucking farmer, yo. This is amazing.

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>>39824789

>said by no alpha ever

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>>39820128
>>39820790
why does it feel so good when a girl cheers you on?

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>>39825266
Best feeling ever.

>>39822935
Added you

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Go on here for less than 1hr a day.

>>39817199
if you wanna make $1000 in stocks don't go to biz

>>39817199
Mine:

>Lose more weight (dropped 56lbs in the last 6 months)

>Make more money somehow

>Get laid again (haven't since I split up from GF back in May)

>Possibly get a different car.

>Work a bit harder on my writing.

>>39817249
Hopefully she's white 1488 bro

>>39817199
buy btc, etc and xmr

thank me at the end of 2017

Get down to 200lbs.

Only 65 more to go, started from 300

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>>39817199
I know these are dyel goals but I'm going for achievable, plus next year will hopefully be my first full year of lifting

>Hit advanced lifts for BW of 150lbs by summer
>Maintain it over summer and work on cardio while visiting home
>after summer start heading towards "exceptional" and head to a BW of 155 - 160 lbs
>grow beard
>continue learning full stack development so I can get a better paying job
>maybe make a new website for the school I work at so I can get paid while getting some practice in to start building a portfolio
>maybe do some vidya shit
>get a nose job

>Rehab wrist and knee
>12-15% bodyfat
>One arm pushup
>One arm chinup
>Full planche
>L-Sit
>Handstand pushups
>Relearn lucid dreaming
>Pay my debts
>Spend some time alone and away from family and friends
>Learn conversational french spanish and enough japanese to fake it.
>Go to an orgy
>Find woman who can deep throat 9.25 x 6 inches and will swallow.
>Find woman who's into Daddy/daughter play and or cunt who's into Rapeplay.
>Work on my vidya
>Try to not kill myself.