>accidentally binge ate 20kg on peanut butter
>now have to run 200 miles non-stop sprinting at VO2 max speed limit to burn it all off
JUST
>>39814545
We need to get Brendan a role in a big movie. He needs to become so famous and so happy that his ex just kills herself.
looks like someone is falling for the meme that sprinting is superior to long distance jogging for weight loss
>>39814602
It literally is though
BPM directly correlates to amount of calories burned, why do you think walking does literally nothing in terms of weight loss?
>>39814545
You're body can only process so many calories a day. You'll shit most of that out... THIS TIME
>>39814758
What about every day since I developed my soul crushing addiction?
>>39814757
Walking literally burns zero calories? Wow somebody call NASA
>>39814835
Holy shit you're retarded. I've never seen one that's been able to use the internet
>>39814545
Just binge on this stuff next time. Its the only one ive tried that actually tastes like peanut butter