>*teleports in front of you* >Well, well, well. What do

>>39804609
Gayest thread of 2017

>>39804629
>b-but anon, it's not 2017 yet

>>39804641
>2007 was 20 years ago
Jesus Christ.

Heh, kid... I've been training for just this moment...
Lets see how you will fare against my praying mantis style

little does he know my muscles can protect me from steel

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>>39804609
>in the end, it will come down to speed.

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>>39804609
>*Sprints to nearest barbell*
>"Hah you think you can defeat me"
>*Drinks protein shake with whole milk and loads on 4 pl8s*
>"Aaaaahahh rippletoe give me the strength"
>*Squats 5 perfect low bars while letting out a massive cloud of deadly poopy gas*
>"Nothin personal dyel"

>>39804609
A CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED
>puts lifting gloves on, puts in wieght lifting mouthpiece
>APRGHF BAAFPPTTT WOOKIE DOODOO
>proceedes to open up multiple cans of whoopass
>goes full metal potato
YOU HAVE BEEN DEFETED BY THE BISH MITTENS

>>39804609
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>39805233
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>39805240
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>39805251
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>39805233
>>39805240
>>39805251
>>39805271
what the fuck is going on here

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>>39805271
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!L

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>>39804609

>>39804609
I love how his elbow is awkwardly turned inward to support the weight of the sword because he can't properly hold it.

>>39805407
who is that? did yujiro and musashi fight yet? what happened?

>teleports behind you
>crush 19" skull with bare hand
>heh, nothin' personal kiddo

>>39805745
it's pickle, as it turns out pickle can flex his muscles hard enough to stop a sword.

>*unsheates pipe bomb*
>try your luck

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OH YEAH?

*divides into 20 different identical clones*

THAT'S WELL AND GOOD, BUT WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ME, HUH?

*you get close to one of the clones*

HEH, YOU CHOSE WRONG! HYAAAAAAAH!!

*I pierce your heart with my vape*

hehe, told ya vapin' was bad! CATCH YOU LATER, PUNK!

*I teleport back to another reality where I don't live with my parents*

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>injects enough raw eggs to kill an elephant
>drink roids
>cook protein shake
EEEERRRRRRRUUUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHORRRRRR

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ONI SAAAAAAAAAAAN???
NANI BAKA-CHAN ITAI!

>>39804609
>deadlifts mjolnier
Wat u say u son of bich bastard??

>2016

>this is the state of /fit/

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>>39804609
WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL OF MUSCLE WIZARDRY

CLASS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN, BITCH

>>39804609

>Hits this fag with a pipe bomb
>Walk under his fedora, all that's left of him, as it floats towards the ground, landing instead on my head
>"Do you even lift, kid?"

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Heh... I'm sure to win because I have superior mobility

>>39804650
You sure about that one bud?

>>39804609
Katanas are shit, mate.

>draws basterd sword from my back
Bring it, you twat.

>>39806300
Aigh't you made made me chuckle.

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>you think you could handle me?

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>>39804609
that's a big sword

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>>39806763
HNNGGHH

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>>39806763
>dat cleverly tucked but still discernable bulge
>dem smooth shoulders
>dem narrow but elegant hips
>dat cute tummy
I can and want to handle you with all I got.

>>39805967
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Oniichan_CD

>>39806792
you wouldn't last a second

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>>39804609
Muscle Power beats puny sword

>*unsheaths bicep*
Psh.......... nothin personnel.......... kid........

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>>39804699
kek

>>39804609
>blocks sword with index finger
nice little toy you have there, but true power COMES FROM WITHIN!
>super saiyan aura starts glowing around me
>punches you in the chest and sends you flying through 5 buildings
nothing personal dyel

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>>39804609
H-haiai!

>>39804609
"Heh, it's always the smallest dog who barks the most"

*legs explode off the ground creating a dust storm*

*fedora looks around in a panic*

"Up here."

*Dives down pile driving his skull through his own anus*

>>39806465
Probably reason why anime is shit is how they treat anyone with muscle, far few material treats them respectfully.

>>39808041
fucking this.
>muscle guy always follows the "strong but slow archetype"
>still somehow weaker than the DYEL protagonist.

>>39808041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzlKJ1dObU

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>>39804609
>tarp boi unsheaths he's his dingus
>exposes his buttpussy
>unveil my Olympic barbell
>shove it deep into his buttpussy
>he openly enjoys it thought because traps are litteral faggots
>faggot dies of aids which he contracted from sucking dicks for recreational fun, because that's what dirty faggots do
The real point here is that all faggots should die from aids

>>39808061

its because they don't do cardio

>>39808100
Back to /b/, edgelord

>>39804609
>he breaks his weak arms from trying to lift the blade
>i proceed to obliterate him