>"Anon I know that you are on a cut, but this ice cream

File: 1481728299270.webm (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>39800828

>>39800828
>cutting
>in December

Are you fucking retarded, bitch?

>>39800828
Hell yeah, I want some. I love ice cream!

File: 250px-Furio_giunta.jpg (17KB, 250x292px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 250x292px

stupida fackin whoa

>>39800828
Don't date girls with small tits no matter how gorgeous they are otherwise. My first and only gf had such small tits and it's awkward. You can't grab them, can't hold them, can't do anything with them. It's like your fucking a boy but I guess that's what you homofags are into anyway.

Only if we can eat it 101 Dalmatians style.

>>39800862
>not living in the southern hemisphere

Ice cream does sound really good right now.

>>39800881
>fucking a hot girl is gay
are you sure you're not just repressing homosexual thoughts because you're a bigot?

No thanks, apparently it makes your chest shrink

>>39800894
But it's not hot with small tits. Even Trump said it.

>>39800884
This

What the fuck is she wearing in public? Does she have no self respect? She's literally wearing a piece of nylon over her tits out into public without an ounce of shame. We get it you're hot. Get over it.

>>39800894
Your gay for thinking that thing in the op pic is anything other than boyish. A she male with a big ass is better than a girl with small tits you faggot

File: Beach-Christmas.jpg (180KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 640x480px

>>39800900
>>39800884
>nordcucks will never know the feel of spending Christmas in the beach

>>39800881
Their nipples are more aesthetic on average and that's really the whole tiddy for me right there. And the whole "fucking a boy ur gay" thing is a red herring. There's nothing more femenine than a lithe, skinny little thing upon which to inflict cock violence.

File: 1482556159745.png (222KB, 976x600px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 976x600px

>>39800940
>tfw no qt pixie cut gf with small tits

>>39800905
>Projecting this hard
Wew lass

>>39800960
Fuck you Freud. I'm redpilled.

File: 31b2311e2218af973586cd9899cf9fbf_400x400.jpg (19KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 400x400px

>>39800914
>A she male with a big ass is better than a girl with small tits you faggot
>you faggot

t .no homo

File: images.jpg (27KB, 480x307px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 480x307px

> Do not test me.

>>39800931
Yet all of you get skin cancer and/or are degenerate alcoholics with skanky women
Decisions decisions.

>>39800931

hello australia

>>39800914
gay

>>39800995
Or what?

File: 1462390696367.png (93KB, 575x548px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 575x548px

>>39800914
>>39800976

>>39800856
Lmfao at how gymcels find this shit motivational.

Yeah, let's spend 3+ years lifting and roiding for the CHANCE to get a 5/10 to look at you when flexing shirtless ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU EVEN FUCKING HAD THE GENETICS REQUIRED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>>39800894
but hes right
she even has a defined jaw
your a gay

-taste ice cream
-maybe 50-100 calories
-im not autistic so it wont affect me

>>39800828
The fact that there are women this beautiful in the world makes my being a 24 year old kv hurt even more. :(

>>39800828
I'd stare at her for 4 minutes making direct eye contact and say, "Don't test me"

>>39801005
gday cobber

>>39801004
its calling using unscreen u dickhead, only the retards that dont use sunscreen will get cancer so its basically natural selection lawl.

>>39800881
You can't get a palm full of tit but you can still play with them

>>39800995
>>39801139
Is this the new "back the fuck off?"?

>>39800881
I prefer small tits. They age better and are much more fun to play with.

>>39801250
Back the fuck off?!

>>39800905
>never been to a beach town in the summer

V I R G I N B O I S

>lick it once since I'm not autistic and 5 extra calories won't ruin my cut
>such delicate yet poignant flavors, a scrumpfarious treat indeed m'lady! Tis a symbol of mans progress past phony religion!
wow so hard

File: 1481193827369.jpg (105KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 720x960px

>>39800828
sure, it fits my macros aka it fits my mouth

>>39800856
>>39801048
considering she is laughing at him not gawking...

>>39800828
This is a shit role play. A qt wouldn't use the word "cut" she would ask why you're on a diet. Fuck this triggers me.

>>39800931
>>39801005
Had a dream last night where I was in australia and it was fucking miserable. The beach was terrible and hot as fuck

Don't. Test. Me.

>>39800828
maybe if you laid off dairy your gyno wouldn't be so bad

File: tWWnpGy.jpg (10KB, 613x247px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 613x247px

>>39801526

the autism in this thread can not be contained

>>39800828
Bitch its winter. Also cover yourself up you whore.

>>39801424
lmao

>>39800940
There is something more feminine.

Big ol tiddies.

File: cfb.jpg (161KB, 625x560px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 625x560px

>>39800914

>>39801521
This. Part of her obviously is mirin' but mostly she is laughing at how weird he is.

Who the fuck is the girl in OP? Can't believe no one has asked yet

>>39801521
She was staring at his body. She only starts laughing when she sees someone caught her staring

>>39801490
Why does she look like a man?

>>39801872
Carmella Rose

>>39800828
Where is her belly button?

>>39801048
>5/10
I'd still fuck her

>>39801941
Her shorts are pulled up over them

File: gaba.jpg (4KB, 250x233px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 250x233px

>>39801931

File: muhhhh.png (229KB, 696x729px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 696x729px

>>39800828
"Ok when you're pressuring me, but I'll only take one lickaroo.

>>39801490
Who is this?

>>39801521
>>39801867
do you have autism? She was obviously miring and then realized she was caught and thus acted slightly embarrassed.
Why do you think she pretended to fix the weights even though she didn't do anything with them?

>>39802084
Yep. I posted that webm and she is obviously mirin. She didn't notice at first that the girl was recording. Is incredible how the sperglords of this second tier congolese origami image board are so autistic that cannot understood typical people behavior

File: nervous.gif (966KB, 245x250px) Image search: [Google]

966KB, 245x250px

>>39800828

T-t-thanks y-y-you too...

>>39800828
Did she just use her hair to wipe the saliva off her fingers?

>>39801254
>they age better
This 100%

File: 1392810488384.jpg (28KB, 524x336px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 524x336px

>that ugly, retarded tat at 10 seconds

Why do hot women CONSISTENTLY do this? They never have the balls to get a full blown that which may have the potential to look possibly tasteful and artistic. They always just pussyfoot and get some ugly little scribble on their wrist, finger or hips. Little graffiti marks on an otherwise gorgeous body. I just don't get the compulsion.

>>39803073
>autism

>>39803116
Autism? It's not like I'm saying "ew 2/10, would not bang" It's just a pet peeve. It's ugly and stupid and I can't wrap my head around it. Would still smash the chick in OP in a heartbeat.

File: Screen Shot 2016-12-10 at 9.31.14 PM.png (43KB, 134x157px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 134x157px

>>39803129
>doubling down on your autism

>>39800897
Trump is fat and therefore his opinion doesn't matter.

File: david bywater.png (394KB, 597x599px) Image search: [Google]

394KB, 597x599px

>she's dating this dyel with childbearing hips
>but he's 6'2'' and has FACE

>>39801532
How is a beach being hot a bad thing?

>>39800931
>in the beach

Shieeet, son. You a D-Day survivor?

File: Screenshot_19.png (21KB, 316x386px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 316x386px

Don't test me

File: 1481169626936.jpg (48KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 500x500px

>>39800828
"Oh, so I can get even fatter? This is why you friendzoned me and fuck those lanklets who treat you like shit, bitch"

File: 0996BA73_97A5_420E_BEBF_7D7B46CAC445_265_00000022A6FD1F52_tmp.jpg (263KB, 851x710px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 851x710px

>>39803348
He has FACE, not FRAME, but dors he have HEIGHT?

>>39801862
Ever since reading JoJo I feel its literally everywhere

do I get to fuck you afterwards? what is the actual situation here?

>>39804523
6'2

It bothers me that she touches her hair after licking her fingers.

>>39804548
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases
Search for frequency illusion

>>39803348
>tfw just started working out again last week
>6'2'' with childbearing hips but huge shoulders to match
>kinda have face

>>39800828

>wearing that slutty outift
>sharing fluids with her

I don't want herpes.

>>39801250
>new

>>39800828
Only if I can eat it off your pussy.

File: 1480886791995.jpg (39KB, 482x394px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 482x394px

>>39800828

>>39804944

>not already have it

do you even okcupid?

>>39800828
No thank you.

>>39800905
yeah its like shes not a whore

>>39804944
>>39804944
for real what the fuck whores have no shame anymore
>not tits at all
>go out in a fucking bra
>don't see it at all awkward for everyone around

It doesn't even look like a bikini which doesn't really make it better it just looks like a cheap ass bra

>>39804548
it's normie tier now anon, should have read it a few years ago

>>39800828
>give it one licc
>wow tastes great babe
>let her finish it
>?????

>>39801521
She only starts laughing once she notices the camera in an attempt to save the awkwardness

>>39801148
>unscreen

File: we_all_know.png (42KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x281px

>>39801135

>>39800828
> How /fit/ responds?

How do I respond?

How do I RESPOND? Are you serious? I'm almost literally shaking with anger right now (but I'm not actually). On any given day what does she even THINK about? Does she even THINK? Is there even a chance that she's ever pondered the meaning of life? Or in her mind is the purpose of life just to ooze sexuality and desirability so as to live as comfortably and aesthetically as possible?

>>39800828
I think the better question is.....do YOU want some..........of my DICK that is? *i tear her shorts off and we start makin the ol' shake-and-bake in the middle of the street*

>>39800828
eat it without any problem and adjust my kcals later that day.

stop being so autistic
/thread

>>39800828
Blow my rape whistle while flailing one arm to attract attention.

>>39800828
how much are whores like this? is $500 enough?

>>39806074
I used to charge 650/hr in college and got 4 to 7 bookings per month, where each one would usually last an average of six hours and most often didn't involve sex. That and I'm not as hot as she is. It's possible my education is better though.

So I guess it depends on her? Top shelf is top shelf, buddy.

>>39806084
yeah lemme ask her about her education first before I decide on how much

>>39800828
>How /fit/ responds?

I respond "from a distance, that tattoo on your wrist makes it look like you were cut and sloppily stitched up "

>>39801254
>>39802192
>monogamy cucks
>"muh prepubescent girl will age better"
Why would you ever think about a girl's body long term? If she gets ugly, dump her, simple as that.

>>39800828
FIRrst of all Youse a bitch, and IM AINT

"yes"

>>39800856
This guy would look 10x better without the autism hair.

>>39800828
L O W T E S T
O
W
T
E
S
T

>>39806102
It's a legitimate question if you're looking for more than a quick shag.

>>39800828
I'd grab the cone, tap it on her chest and then lick it off. That way you only get a few of the calories and you'll probably fuck

>>39803348
>that
>FACE

He has CASH is what.

>>39806482
>more than a quick shag
Yeah I wanna play chess with the fucking slag, then do her homework.

>>39800828
Sure, I'll have some.

>>39800862
PS he means December like Christmas and New year's not the weather or season
Retard

>>39800828
Who is this girl?

File: 13473185_628965437267086_1336471077_n.jpg (28KB, 320x399px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 320x399px

>>39800881
>>39800897
>>39806226
This is a near perfectly proportioned body and nothing that comes out of your autistic mouths will change that

Tightness and proportion>Big floppy tits

File: 512full-carmella-rose.jpg (54KB, 512x640px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 512x640px

>>39807679

>>39807679
Preach it brother

>>39803478
It was a dream, but I remember the air being so fucking hot it was unbearable and when I got into the water it was like a hot bath.

>>39807679
>Big floppy tits
>larger than B breasts are always floppy
youra fag

File: perfectly proportioned female body.jpg (98KB, 350x461px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 350x461px

>>39807679
HAHAHAHAHAHA
My middle school girlfriend had a better body than that. Whatever floats your boat gay-- I mean guy. LMAO

Feel free to reverse search this image and find out this person's gender, it might shock you...LMAO

>>39808154
>LMAO
supermang?

>>39807679
lolnohips

>>39800828
The fuck is up with that long ass necklace? Is it supposed to be a leash for when she messes up?

>>39801555
kek. underrated. also nice digits.

>>39800828
what's her IG?

>>39806995
You'd be surprised. A lot of guys don't pay for sex when they see hookers, they pay for companionship and the sex is a bonus. Paying for sex alone is kind of stupid and pitiful since you could just go pick up a makeup drenched girl at the bar after paying like $20 for drinks. Anyone who has to resort to hookers for sex because they can't even land a bar slut has to have something incredibly wrong with him since the alcohol isn't masking his problems.

File: 2E3757C200000578-3308901-Flaunting_it_Soaking_up_the_sun_at_Miami_beach_the_brunette_bomb-a-17_1446961002606.jpg (54KB, 306x815px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 306x815px

>>39808154
>>39808138
>>39808478
Nobody cares what you think you niggerloving chubbychasing faggots

>>39800828
When did it become socially acceptable for girls to walk around in a bra? I genuinely don't remember seeing this 10 years ago

>>39800905
>>39801826
>>39804944
>>39805085
>>39808900
Uptight faggots who can't just sit back enjoy a scantily clad woman are the worst, please GTFO and never come back

>>39801867
t autist

File: 1458873326092.jpg (67KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 720x960px

>>39808883
>liking women with not tits
>calling anybody faggot

>>39800828
Dairy ice cream is honestly shit-tier dessert. I'd just say no thanks.
Gimme some of that coconut milk key lime shit and I'd bend her over and lick it out of her ass on the street

>>39808965
Fucking degenerate

File: _20161227_122004.jpg (266KB, 1021x1536px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 1021x1536px

>>39809146
She's got nice tits that are well proportioned to her tight small body. They arent big floppy cow udders so i can see why a chubby chaser might be turned off by that.

>>39800828
>I'm fine. I want you to have it. You're obviously lacking in the dairy department.

>>39807679
>>39807684
good shit

this is the year of THINN

Make Fit Great Again

>>39800880
that's right, get it it all out ya fuckin hooah

>>39801891
>>39802050

hi newfags

>>39800881
>It's like your fucking a boy
a-ha Freudian slip! We got you now faggot!

where is her belly button?

>>39809747
gay

>>39810966
She's wearing her pants above her bellybutton. Wearing high waisted clothing accentuates the shape of the ass and it's a common trick for girls to wear this kind of clothing to look a bit thicker in that area while thin everywhere else.
Kinda like how fat girls wear striped clothing or corsets to look thinner, but keep the clothes tight enough in the ass area to give it form instead of looking like flab.

It's all mind tricks.

>>39800828
SHE NOT EVEN EATING THE ICED CREAM

FUCK YOU, LADY

I BET YOU'LL THROW THAT DOUBLE SCOOP DELICIOUSNESS AWAY ONCE THE PHOTOSHOOT IS OVER

FUUUUUCKKK YOOOOOUUUUUUUU

>>39800828
>>39807679
if you're not attracted to this you are gay, there is literally no other explanation

>>39801862
that should be GioGio's hair not Josuke's