How do girls treat you once you're /fit/? Do girls actually

>>39793962
that bitch is ugly.

>>39793962
I don't trust women that are that forward.

>>39793962
I mean I'd choke her

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Like this :)

>sharpie eyebrows
>nose rings
>overdone lips
>chokers
>super tight yoga pants
>hoop earrings
>tattoos
>pornified sexual interests and lingo

why does every millennial girl dress and act like a mexican prostitute?

how did this become acceptable in the span of about a year? no one else talks about it either beyond vague references to "thots", a parallel phenomenon that isn't the same thing. i want "basic" girls back.

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>>39794001
>with twinks on the side

>>39794009
Well said anon.

>>39794009
thot =/= thought

thot = a reprobate female prostitute

slang is revealing to the thinking man what direction society goes. be vigilant.

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>>39794001
So, are you a Instagram superstar or what?

>>39794071
All you need is one good ab shot

>>39793962
Yes. But 70% of the time I fuck it up later because autism.

>>39794009
Blame rap music and slut culture. It's like now, unless you meet her in a farm town if she's pretty with a decent body she's a slut 9/10 times. Just avoid the simple things
>died hair
>chokers
>Kylie Jenner fashion
>liking rap music
>Instagram whore

This will significantly reduce the dating pool but only if you dont want to meet girls you just want to fuck and risk getting an STD
>around THOTs wash your cocks

>>39793962
>How do girls treat you once you're /fit/?

They treated me better when I was a skinny dyel
Now girls assume I'm an asshole and never approach

>>39794090
Ill make it even simpler. Don't date her if she smokes weed. I smoke and don't date girls who do.

>>39794009
>>39794030
>>39794090

What kind of nerds get mad at clothes and make up?

>>39794051

>slang is revealing to the thinking man what direction society goes.

Any source on that? Or are you just trying to delude yourself into thinking you're smart because you memorized different words, even though all of the English language is just a bastardization of french and german and other northern European languages.

Languages change. deal with it.

>>39794001
d-did you message them first?

>>39794103
>bait

You'll always be a miserable fuck, why not end yourself right now?

>>39793962
Sometimes. But it's rare.

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>>39794071

took it from this guy's twitter

>>39794115
I'm actually serious

>>39794114
kek

Anyone have any experience with choke play? Asking of a friend?

>>39794105
This is true, stoner chicks have a 3 step recipe
>get her pho
>get her high
>get her phucked

>>39793962
Choke fetish is pathetic and was only funny in the early 2000s.

>>39794131
Do it

>>39794111
You're a nerd, based on outward appearance you can tell alot about a person
>fat
>bad skin
>greasy hair
Virgin
>only wears yoga pants
>kylie jenner outfits (died hair, choker, lipliner)
>slutty instagram
Slut

>>39794060
Literally all negatives/10.

My tinder would be a madhouse if I swiped right for every monster and bot on there.

>>39794055
£2k to jerk off in front of a stranger?
How do I into this business?

>>39794176

he really wants it.
you might even get 3k or more out of him.
might be able to turn it into a monthly thing
easy $

>>39794131
been together with a chick who was really in to it for 7 years. Do it the right way. dont just compress the windpipe! its not mainly about getting rid of the air, its about not giving the brain any blood! you have to press her carotid artery's mainly, this will shortly cut the brain out and give's the same effect with out any risk. they will blackout, if done properly, after 10-30 secs.Then it takes a couple of second, up to ~15, till they wake up again. Some will freak the fuck out after waking up, just contuine to fuck them, they will get it. Most improtant is to talk to each other afterwards how to improve the experience. Just remember to not really choke her, just temporary cut her brain of the blood.

>>39794135
>mark a date to smoke some weed with bitch from tinder last week
>bitch says she's alone at home
>arrive at her home, an orbiter is there
>we smoke weed (not my weed, btw)
>we make out in front of orbiter
>orbiter get pissed and go home
>we fuck
>never talked to her again

>>39794192

aren't there any risks involved in this?
imagine the situation you get yourself in if she doesn't wake up.

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>>39794060
They are literally hellspawn anon

>>39794208
Involuntary manslaughter if they can't prove she didn't want it beyond reasonable doubt

>>39794208
been there, done that. just kidding, they do wake up. thats just it, dont panic if it takes 30 secs. if it takes longer then a minute you should call the medics and try to get her back. but relax, this wont happen, the key to any fucked up sexuel shit is practice. you will hear and feel if she is still able to breath a bit, then you are doing it right. her oxygen saturation wont go down so the brain just shuts down in advance. the second the blood is able to get to the brain( you taking your hands away) it boots again. simple as that.

most chicks get off about breath reduction. just until they've been unconscious, then this is the best. it needs training, on both ends. just remember that they will freak out when wake up the first couple of times. some even cry, really funny. if you wanna know more just feel free to ask

>>39794111
This guy knows what's up. You give what you get.

>>39794162
What about me senpai? Curious how I would appear to others. Male if it helps. Pls respond.
>All my clothing is slimfit
>Jeans, never wear shorts
>Usually in long sleeve t-shirts/v-necks or hoodies if I can help it
>Nails always cut, haircut once every week/two weeks, always clean shaven, eyebrows shaped
>Natural hair, never dyed
No piercings, but
>Thinking of getting two small gold hooped earrings approximately 5/8" each

>>39794248

>just remember that they will freak out when wake up the first couple of times. some even cry, really funny.

I don't see what's so funny about this. You are taking a risk and what do you get back for it? Nothing. It's only for her "pleasure".

>>39794194
Beta fags

When will they learn?

>>39794103
Surround yourself with better women. Slutty festival qts will not avoid a fit guy

>>39794268
bullshit. i would never choke a bitch for her pleasure, i am a sadist so i enjoy hurting women in bed. and again, there is no fucking risk if you talk about it beforehand, practice it and talk about it afterwards. know the medical shit when it gets this filthy in bed and everything will be fine.

>>39793962
No, but confidence do wonders.
Also waiting for beach season, after 3 years finally got some money and friends for vacation so will report how my 3 years of work went

>>39794266
You like cock.

>>39794298

you remove the blood stream to her brain
there must be a risk to that senpai

>>39794304
Damn, spot on

>>39794304
Well, yes, but is there anything else that might say about my personality or what I am like as a person?
Also, would you please share your thoughts on the idea of getting such an earring in each ear?

>>39794325

youre asking strangers on the internet how you appear
that tells us you are extremely insecure

>>39794325
Annoying, insecure, oversensitive, probably have a whiny high-pitched voice. Someone I wouldn't want to spend time with.

>>39794325
Probably someone alright, but I have no common ground with so don't talk to you. Also, a big no to the piercings, will not look good.

>>39794123

name?

>>39794314
i've done this a hell lot of time to multiple women in the last decade, it doenst do shit. but thats just personel experience?! get to know your medical shit! the brain shuts down in advance cause there is no fresh blood. the oxygen in the brain blood last for about ~2 minutes before anything happens. after those two minutes you have at least 5 minutes before any minor damage happens. so you would need to choke her for at least 7 minutes if not longer to do damage, there is this thing called micro circulation that does its thing too. the only thing are itty bitty tiny bruise like spots that ocour around the face but they go away after 4-12 hours.

>>39794060
Holy shit. Is that Liz girl related to Bruce Campbell?

>get laid a lot more
>I can just go up to a girl at a party and assume she's attracted to me
>I have literally had a girl whisper into my ear 10 minutes after meeting her at a party"I want you to fuck me"

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>>39794364

Joe Delaney

Formerly a member of the "Del Bros"

>>39794403
>look good
>go to parties
>introduce myself
>girls look at me with a sense of disgust
>try to make small talk, ask them about themselves
>they're clearly disgusted with me as a person, no idea why
>after two years of this in college decide fuck it, no point in trying anymore
>haven't even hit on a girl in 3 years now
Whatever, that's life.

>>39794001
How was that nude pic taken?

>>39793974

Don't fucking talk like that to my waifu, have some fucking respect

>>39794417
And the race dies

>>39794403
mind posting a body pic?

>>39794314
The risk is minimal if they are reasonably healthy and if you don't keep the blood flow cut off. Unless they have like bad blood pressure or heart problems that may fuck up the return of blood to the brain, or if they had prior brain damage of some kind, all should he cool

>>39794355
Thanks anon, will drop them then. And I'm pretty chill, if a bit basic, pretty much a background character.
>>39794332
Strangers on the internet are often brutally honest because of there being no attachment to that person. They're wonderful sources of knowledge imo.
>>39794337
Mostly just insecure, with a drive to receive validation/praise and to please others in any way possible.
As for annoying, that's up to the individual.
And my voice is actually quite soft, not high pitched or whiny/nasally, just soft.
Thank you for the response, anon. I can definitely see some people thinking of me as annoying, as I have you.

>>39794009
although it's mainstream, it's most definitely not all millennials
I feel the same about it, but once you start meeting people more you realize how much amazing women are out there

>>39794337
>>39794468
As I have annoyed you*
Tired. My mistake.

>>39794001
Post the dani_ashmoore nude!!

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>>39793962
>faded eyebrows

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>>39794298
tfw every grill you meet likes being choked and slapped even if they've never tried it until you did it, and now it's part of regular sex, im waiting for one of these days I'm going to instinctually start choking and slapping a bitch and she'll freak out like I'm some sort of crazy person, but thanks to 5000 Grey's of shades I'm probably ok

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>>39794266
I'd get small black gauges like 4g or higher so they'll close up if you ever want to get rid of them,
or some metal studs or something idk..

>>39794883
Just love how sluts read or watched 20000 Shades Under the Grey and get drawn to the abusive relationship she had and make it their idealistic fantasy to strive for.
Bitch was beaten and neglected regularly, readers/movie goers claim it's all under the pretense of love, and wish what had happened to her be done to them.
Sluts are too stupid and degenerate to breed with.

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>>39794248
>this
remember sports like Bjj has you choking ppl left and right and sometimes ppl fall asleep and they're fine

>>39794934
I would anon, but I have warm undertones to my skin so anything silver or black on my skin would not look as good.
Gold studs sound like a good idea though. I'll have to consult more people to make sure if I do decide to get earrings, that they're the right choice.

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>>39794969
I'm olive skinned and wear black tees all the time and have a black 4g gauge that I've had since my early teens which was over a decade ago
if you have tan skin black or silver are a good contrast to your skin

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>>39794174
the bottom one looks nice

>>39794192

>advising blood chokes during sex to an amateur

Shiggy

>>39794987
Sadly I don't.
I have pale skin with warm undertones, which sounds silly but it's true.
However black shirts do looks fantastic on me, so maybe you're right about the small gauges looking good, too.
Brown hair is a plus as well. If I had black hair I'd look like an emo or goth who never grew out of that phase.
Thanks a lot anon. Really appreciate the advice.

>>39794123
This guys physique isn't that great and he thinks he's hot shit so I would goad him into a fight.

>>39794266
>hooped earrings
you like blacocks
aka slut

>>39794475
This for sure. If you seek garbage out or pay attention to nothing but that you're gonna find it.

I know multiple 18-20 year olds that are straight up mamas girls that are still good girls and don't follow that bullshit at all. You just gotta step outside of the Thot box

>>39794060
thats men

>>39794009
Go outside and talk to actual girls instead of thinking instawhores and tinder sluts are all women. Dumbass.

>>39795024
Do you have body dismorphia or someshit?

This nigga has the perfect body for women

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>>39795024
>This guys physique isn't that great

If this faggot posted in a CBT, he'd be getting (you)s for miles.

>>39794111
>the enlightened "everything has always been the same, don't criticize anything" college student

>DID U KNO THERE WAS DEGENERACY IN THE 1800S. THEY DRESSED IN ANIMAL COSTUMES AND THERE ARE EVEN REPORTS OF BESTIALITY. ITS JUST LIKE DEEPWEB FORUMS WITH MEN RAPING PUPPIES TO DEATH. SAME THING LOL

being a slut is bad for a woman. deal with it.

>>39795024
>being this insecure
why are lifters so feminine and petty? lifting draws former nerds who think 'lol i can lift these things according to formula X and soon i'll be just like chad!'

i hope you get cucked by natural chads, forever nerd boy

girls rarely ever approach unless you're a chad. my roommate in college would get girls hitting up his social media all the time and every time he went out girls would approach him.

i've only been approached 10 or so times and i don't consider myself nearly as good looking as him.

>>39794314
There is. There is in fact no safe way to engage in breath play. May be able to avoid short term side effects but there's still long term shit.

Kinksters get pissy when you point this out though so whatever.

>>39794995
the bottom one looks like sarah jessica parker

>>39794298
It's worth noting that there's a huge difference between choking someone in a sexually dominant way and choking someone with the intent of making them pass out.

Personally a big fan of the whole "pin you down by your throat while I fuck you" thing, but I wouldn't want to do breathplay stuff.

>>39795024
This is literally what women want

>>39795684

I'm sorry Richard, please

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>>39794027
>>39794071
>>39794114
>>39794424
>>39794633
new

>>39794396
You are a fucking idiot. Please stop trying to give people advice.

>>39793962
ya but I also have girls that come up to me and start talking shit to me, like above negging just straight up rude and complete cunts for no reason. Being like total downers. So its a double edged sword.

>>39794192
>>39794208
>>39794248
>>39794268
>>39794963
>>39794131
>>39794154
Stop fucking doing breath play if you don't have a single understanding of the dangers.

http://www.jaywiseman.com/SEX_BDSM_Breath_Closing_Argument.php

Also, take that reading's opinion with a grain of salt. But be warned, breath play isn't just no-danger shit, it can very well take someone's life if you do it wrong and your whole life will be fucked over by the law.

>>39794398
>girl

Girls dont ask for numbers, ever, but they will start talking to you randomly and get flirty. More often they just smile at me and stare. In grocery stores they like to follow me around, but not obviously.

The irony im skinnyfat, but have 10/10 viking frame so i look ripped unless im super fat. Only with a shirt on though haha. As an aside my qt lil sis is staying at my place, and she of course is wearing tight clothes and showing off. Awkward boner.exe even family members mire.

>>39793962
No, they don't. In fact, I would say that I am, on average, expected to make the approach more. I am no longer perceived as the small, cute shy guy. Now I am the dominant, confident guy.

>>39796344

This

had plenty of very aggressively flirty girls but if you want a number you are going to have to ask yourself

in the extremely rare chance a girl asks for your number it is probably not going to be the kind of girl you care to go for anyway

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how come even with fashion changing women manage to synchronise in such a way that they always look the fuckn same?

Girls don't come up to me anymore because now that I'm not fat and ugly they think I'm straight :(

>>39794060
Holy fuck lmao

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the last time i was approached by a girl she told me i looked like i was dying inside

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>>39797161
Better than nothin senpai.

>>39794090
>kylie jenner fashion

What the fuck does that mean and what does it look like?

>>39794090
I want to meet a girl from a farm town desu.
>tfw live in SF

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>>39793962
You can get away w saying shit like this to them

>>39797368

Speaking as someone from an area where farm girls originate, it's not that great. You just get a bunch of prude women with no real life aspirations. There's not a point in staying around here for an extended amount of time if you want to do something with your life.

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>>39797413
Cont

>>39797421
are you dark skin, is that the joke

>>39797421
>women like this exist
Well thats depressing, who would want to fuck someone within an hour of meeting them IRL?

>>39797417
Even if they have little aspiration, it's probably because of the little exposure to what's out here. I think it'd be fun to be the one that exposes them to a world of opportunities outside their hometown.

>>39797450
Yes I am indeed black
>>39797451
Hey man McDonalds is delish

>>39797500
As a female, that's kind of off putting that you want to play tour guide to some dumb girl that's likely not interested in what you're selling anyway.

>>39796344
This is so false, I'm not bad looking but I'm not perfect by any means. Of the last 6 girls I've been with I did essentially no work or effort. Or at least they made it so easy it felt that way. In fact only 3 girls I've been with did I lead the way, just make them laugh and take their hints to escalate when they drop them, and girls these days will not have a problem leading it if they really want you. You can't be passive but certainly girls do this, that said every girl I've been with but 1 I met from a party atmosphere so I can't really say how it is when you're sober or something like that. I don't know how to make girls like me, but generally they do automatically and I know how to take it from there and it's easy

>>39797510
Is McDonald's open right now? Probably not, huh? Fuuuuck

It is not actually about being fit, it is about being pumped, or having a masculine healthy psychological profile, if you roided and didn't work out, you would get more attention from women, that a standard /fit/ guy.

>>39797517
I'm not trying to force her into any of this, rather show what options there are if she isn't aware. She doesn't have to necessarily like them either. And as someone coming from a large city, it'd be cool to know and hear about her experiences in a different town.

>>39797535
Sorry for not being clear. It's not about force, it's just that you want to take a patronizing role.

You do what you want, anon. I'm just pointing out that it's a little condescending.

My friend is a skinny as fuck dude, like 140lbs at 6'0. He has a nice wide frame though.

His face must be godly though because he actually gets girls approaching him fairly regularly about how handsome he is.

He dresses effay as fuck even though he gets all his clothes from chinese knockoffs on ebay and khols, it fits well though.
I think the #1 thing to getting approached by girls is looking approachable, there is a certain face they feel comfortable with.

I have buff friends but they don't get approached, they don't look quite as nice as him though.


That aside my friend is never interested in the girls that approach him, they're below his league.

>>39795411
Nicer looking cousin of SJP

>>39797547
>implying that wymen don't like condescending assholes..

>>39794131
Don't do it, you'll probably fuck it up.

>>39794090
Add tattoos, they have become a whore-symbol, even if they are not on the lower back.

>>39794325

Don't do it bro.

>>39794266
If really male, I'd assume you are gay or an extremely self conscious douche.

>>39797573
>Effay as fuck
kill yourself

>>39794963
>chokes/strangles performed by people trained in how to do them with a first aider in attendance is equivalent to a fat sperg choking a hooker

"no"

>>39798022
most mma gyms don't have a 1st aider and don't really need one when it comes to Bjj

but you do have a point.
there is a right and a wrong way to choke someone, esp during sex

>>39794468
Just shut up and fuck off.
Get your validation somewhere else.

>>39794131
I don't actually choke them hard but a firm hand on the neck usually goes over pretty well.

>>39794396
jesus fuck, you're a moron

>>39794396
I highly doubt it

>>39794266
You sound like you're not really a person

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>>39794248

Med fag here, you actually have 5 to 10 minuets before brain damage sets in and its pretty easy to get a heart going again (from asphyxiation) in that time frame

>>39793962
What's the point of that picture? She does a slight duckface and the pic is taken from an awkward angle. Ebin reaction from her lol # fuck im too old

>>39798837
you want to know how I know you dont have your md yet and are probably a 1st year med schooler?

here are some pointers for further studies:
>whats the virchow trias
>how does that relate to restricting blood flow at the carotides
>possible complications with carotis sinus massages

you may be able to resuscitae your spouse but do you really want to risk him or her having a stroke you fucking moron?

>>39793962
As a gay guy I get approached a lot by girls (I swear I'm not acting like a faggot) some of them are hot some of them are meh, but I love seeing those beta straight guys looking like they're about to cry. Concerning men you basically have to be fit as a gay guy to be able to get a hot dude as a bf, since most gay guys are narcisstic they don't settle for less.

>>39797161
The last girl I slept with told meI have a really nice smile but my eyes hold a lot of sadness and pain.

>>39799294
That's some wojak shit

>>39794266
>haircut once every week/two weeks
Is this normal?

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I know of 2 girls who were DTF with me at one point, both of who are staying in my city for Christmas.

What should my first message be?

>>39799434
Suck my tits bitches

>>39799444
>>39799434
Trips confirm, do it faggot

>>39797413
>>39797421

Cringe

>>39799434
first one to reply gets to stay on my aircraft.

>>39796588
It's in their nature.

>>39797510
Fucking sad man. Shit tier lines and ez whore.
I dont get the racemixing thing either but that is just my taste. She is so easy though I wonder who is gonna give who aids first.

>>39795684
is that an actual quote?

>>39799484
this and send each girl a screencap of your conversation with the other.

>>39797451
>Well thats depressing, who would want to fuck someone within an hour of meeting them IRL?


>tfw girls and guys are having casual sex with strangers
>i'm still a 30 year old kv
why ;_;

>>39799434
my cup size is bigger than yours xxxxxxDDDDDDD

>>39797417
speaking as someone from where farm girls originate too, It's nearly impossible to get laid unless you know the local sluts

>>39793962
They gradually smile more, laugh more easily, talk more to me and generally treat me better.

I must admit, it's getting better, getting better, better, better - Getting so much better all the time

>>39794060
Remenna got hella fat

>>39797323
Like Kylie Jenner, so highschool sluts basic apparel

>>39794131
Make sure you choke the SIDES of the neck, not the front. And you do it lightly.
It's extremely erotic and the side of the neck pressed down right feels super good. You're not trying to suffocate them, just make it a little more constricting to breathe.

>>39800722
Nah just grab that bitch and choke the shit out of her. She asks me to fucking be rough and choke her I'm not gonna tolerate her whining about me being rough, bitch you told me to choke your ass so that's what you're gonna get and you gonna like it. Idk why I used ebonics for that post, I guess it's just better for expressing how I feel about this particular topic.

>>39800749
Sure, if that's what you're in to. I consider myself more dominant than note but I'd prefer beating them senseless vs suffocating. Less risk in my opinion.
Slapping staples in to a girls ass, bdsm, paddles, etc.

>>39800756
I mean I'm just saying, if she's asking me to choke her, idk she's asking to be raped pretty much, she want's to lose control of the situation and be used, so that's what I'll do.

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>>39793986
Goddamn this

>>39800816
tfw you realize all women are whores and the forward ones are just being honest

>>39794009
idk why do i like it so much then?

>>39795024
>I would goad him into a fight.
of course you would you beta faggot.

>>39797421
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>>39797451
>>39797510
Race traitor whore. Not hating black anon though, please kill her afterwards. It's not like you go to tinder to find a wife.

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>>39801092
thanks anon, don't worry ill make sure no one has to settle down with her

>>39794131
She didn't really want to be choked, so I'd kinda do it WWE style? She's weird but she's the best fuck I've ever had.

>>39797451
Are you serious?
A woman you found attractive offers you sex and you decline because you haven't known her for an hour?

Any girl here that can tell how men react after weightloss?

So far, they don't talk to me at all..

>>39801092
lolmad

>>39801610
ikr woman tier logic

>>39801636
You've obviously not lost enough weight.

Men will fuck anything above a 6/10 at this point.

Even the most alpha as fuck 9/10 /fit/fag will smash a 6/10 because "any hole is a goal" is now valid in society

>>39794060
>>39800205

Wtf, texted her a while back. Small world...

>>39801700
This,
>great body and meh face
> i take

>tfw going out with a cute chinese aspie

feels good

>>39794995
>boomerang chin
>nice

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>>39801838
The New Jersey tinder scene blows my man. Unless mega trashy state school chicks are your thing

>tfw

>>39794105
>I'm a hypocrite
naice one anon

>>39799400
for gaze

>>39794060
>those dog women

>>39797547
I would mansplain her what the world's all about, grill. Pls be in London.

>>39800050
Cause you're too pure for this world, brah. Lift and prosper.

>>39798538
This 100x if you actually choke girls you are fucking you might be a legitimate retard

>>39797547
This is why Chad will never date you.

>>39794055
I'd let him suck my cock and give me the hand job for this price
I'll even fuck him for sure

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>>39794417
You lost nothing.
I been approaching for years but never got anywhere with it.

BUT I dont listen to the Tyler tips even tho I know they work.
I somehow insist in asking them about their life and hobbies and genuinely trying to meet who they are as a person. Guess women get mad/turned off when you view them as human beings.

>tfw one in 100 women has a hobby
>tfw most women are vapid cunts (tm) with zero interest in you as a person
>tfw most women live to go clubbing, smoke weed and get fucked
>tfw too intelligent to have a gf

>>39799294
I have acquired ''the stare'' too.

>>39794009
Think of an outfit or trend from the 90s or 00s that's absolutely cringey today looking back on it. The Instagram baddie look is that for the 2010s.

Also I live in the country and no white girl dresses like that. Must be an urban/black thing.

>>39802592
pretty obvious it's someone he knows who wants to make him look like a faggot if he agrees to it.

>>39799294
>>39802832
Me three, and I have the Pepe folder to prove it. Not at home, unfortunately.

>>39800011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh0S9UddyGQ

>>39797547
You seem new to /fit/, that's not how things work around here. Don't worry, I'll show you around, you little dumb slut

>>39802817
You're not asking them questions about themselves because you're genuinely interested in knowing them as a person - rather, you are trying to give off the impression that you care. You're probably just asking her a bunch of shit instead of actually having a normally flowing conversation.

She can pick up on the fact that you're pretending to be interested in her as a person, when really you're just feeding off the high of talking to a cute girl and entertaining the thought of fucking her. And that's why they shut you down.

I know. I used to be that way too. It's a shitty way to look at girls and yourself.

>>39804064
How to transition into
>you're probably just asking her a bunch of shit
> instead of actually having a normally flowing conversation.
Even if i do have a genuinely interest on her it feels like a interrogation

>>39802889
By "stare" do you guys mean resting murder face because I got that.It doesn't help that I have a beard either So people look scared, or are just cold to me.

>>39804064
How do I into not doing this? I don't actually care and just want to fuck 'em... Can I fake it so it seems like I care?

>>39804176
You know when you are talking to your guy friends, you're just entertaining yourselves with the conversation? Like it's not supposed to go anywhere, one of you just makes a comment and it just flows from there with both of you adding to it? Changing topics and basically just killing time with words?

When you meet a girl, don't act like it's a blind date, or speed dating. "I'm trying to get to know her", why? You don't know her at all, she's not family, you're not conducting a job interview; you're not obliged to know anything about her life and the only reason you're "getting to know her" is because you want to fuck. She knows this.

You tell yourself you want to get to know girls, but you actually don't, you just want to keep them talking while silently pleading with your eyes that they give you some of validation or somehow convince themselves they want to fuck you. You pretend that girls don't have hobbies and are shallow cunts, but I bet you don't give your guy friends (or yourself) shit for only playing video games/watching TV/going on the internet all day.

This is why people say "work on yourself and women will come". They mean you're not mentally and emotionally mature enough to just act like a genuine person around girls. You sexualize them, in your head you make up stories about you loving eachother and "knowing" eachother, but you don't really appreciate them as people.

Did you "get to know" guys by asking about them? Or did you get to know them by living with them near you, sharing conversations and experiences, seeing them emotionally? How many conversations can you remember? None, because it's not about the words. That's not how you get to know a person. You don't fall in love with a girl because you know what he summer job and hobbies are, and if she has siblings or what she is studying. That's not who she is, those are just questions you're asking so that she will stay in your proximity while she politely answers them.

>>39804325
>>39804176
>>39804443
2/2
I'm not blaming this on you, like I said, I was the same. We both missed something in our emotional and mental development that caused us to grow into adults without being able to be social people. Maybe the people around us were shit. Maybe society is shit. It's not fucking fair, I know. It's NOT fucking fair that people like us should have had that emotional hole in our lives for so long because we weren't properly socialized as kids.

But I got past it. I do well with women now. Had nothing to do with girls, I thought they were shallow vapid cunts. Turns out they're actually sweethearts.

Stop watching porn, foremost. Start being in social situations as often as you can to the point where it's unbearable. I've kept a straight face at parties, said I was leaving, then ran home and cried because it was eating me alive inside that I couldn't connect with any of these people. Then I went back to do it again.

Work on yourself. Keep throwing yourself against your comfort zone, or you're going to be stuck in that box forever. Please do it anon, it feels like I have lived 2 different lives. I can't imagine going back to the socially isolated hell, I thank god I was persistent enough to break out in adulthood. Do it bro. You can fucking do it. Work on yourself, the girls will come once they see that you've become a man

>>39804258

Yeah resting murder face is a great word for it.

>>39804454
>Work on yourself, the girls will come once they see that you've become a man
So, is 4plate diddy enough? Is that what you are saying?

>>39804454
+3, on the not watching porn or jacking off part.

Right now, mentally, the only time women are ever in your life is when you are masturbating to them. Your brain currently has no other point of reference, it sees girl, it goes straight to sex. Creeper vibe

So you walk up to the girl. You ask her random shit that has nothing to do with anything, because your mind doesn't understand social environments with females. For your brain, girl is sex, and you go over with your tail between your legs and akwardly ask all sorts of random shit, and the mind short circuits slowly when for some reason her clothes aren't off in 30 seconds and she isn't asking you to cum in her ass.

It's like never interacting with a human properly before, but as a kid saw movies that start with two best friends. So you walk up to a random, ask a bunch of shit, and get confused as to why they won't now take a bullet for you.

Your brain, if you were like me growing up, has completely missed out on socialising with women but now has literally thousands of memmories of naked women and fucking them like you've known and loved eachother for years.

So cut out all the porn, and realise that your brain is literally missing entire chapters on social development and interaction with the fairer sex, and now you have to go fill in all the gaps you missed during your teen years while you and I were on the internet, jacking off, and playing vidya while others were spending time with girls.

They're literally a different species. An awesome, cute, fuckable species. And you fell asleep during the 1-18 year old biology class and missed all the lectures and didn't learn anything about them. It's ok, you can catch up. And other people can give you notes that you missed, you might have some sections that others don't, some people you should ignore because theyve completely misunderstood the subject material

Also, you can take the exam 3.5 billion times and there are no consequences for failure

>>39804509
I don't even lift bro

>>39804570
>fairer sex
>>39804576
>I don't even lift bro
>>39804576
11/10 bait, made me read. Now kys.

>>39804570
literally any random ground of say 20 year old dudes, when they're alone, are routinely talking about the "bitches they shag" and go in to tons of detail about how they fuck and how hot a girl is and who's a slut and so on. I don't think you have to become a monk before going after girls.

>>39802817
>>39802817
>>39804064
>>39804064

Also are you just interviewing her with questions and not following up on them? For example if you ask a girl what she study's at uni, most guys will follow up with something like, so do you enjoy it?, how long ect which is boring.

Now what you should really do is ask them things like, so are you a good or bad student, make assumptions about them like, I bet your a terrible student I think your the type to party ect.

Also challenge girls on their answers, ask them why ect

The last few girls I've dated enjoyed the fact that I would ask random questions about them. Like what they wanted to be when they are a little girl, shit like that.

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>>39794949
exactly i pointed out to a slut that 200000 shades of the gray is fucking ridiculous and she got super pissed. Bitch its literally fan fiction from fucking twilight, Christ.

>>39804443
>>39804454

a nice balanced view.

intelligent post my friend

>>39804591
That's guy talk. Even if me and my bros are really into a girl, we always refer to them as "some chick". People bring up stories of old fucks, people enbellish stories, and in a group of 5 guys you're probably getting 1-2 new girls per week to talk about fucking if you're all pulling consistently

More importantly, this talk isn't 1/50 as much of a mental issue as watching porn. Hearing a guy talk about fucking a girl doesn't do to your brain what watching a girl get fucked while masturbing yourself to orgasm does.

The guys having those talks and who are able to jerk off and have girlfriends are people with normal upbringings. They didnt completely miss out in socializing with girls for an entire decade like some of us did. Porn is damaging to such people

>>39795684
Sorry Big Richard

Dude girls are dressing sluttier and getting easier to fuck and you faggots are complaining?? What's wrong with you?????

>>39805475
>All women are turning into prostitutes what's the problem? hurr me get dikc wet durrrr xD
Thanks for your intelligent opinion, ape

>>39795024
u jelly brah?

>>39797547
i'm a guy and i agree with you

i'm from a small-ish town, and it seems that a fair number of people from big cities have this condescending attitude. as if the only satisfaction to be found in life comes from going to nightclubs and eating at trendy restaurants.

If you're model good looking and are fit the girls will get their friends to drop that they think you're hot.
You will still have to go after them. They just give cues, or they're too nervous to.

>>39794111
euphoric

>>39804570
so are you going to give some pointers or advice about all this stuff most guys here have missed?

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>>39793962
Almost what happened with my ex and she was a legit 9/10

>She's in two of my classes
>Catch her mirin hard multiple times
>After a couple of weeks of catching her mirin I decide to chat her up
>Ask her if she wants a study buddy
>before I can say anything else she blurts out >"Yah that sounds great! Can I get your number?"
>Actually caught off guard
>She gets my number
>We start dating
>Totally fall for her
>We eventually break it off

So to answer your question OP, yah girls will ask for your number and you will be able to bang the crap out of cuties but being /fit/also leads to intense heartbreak ; (

>>39794090
OK Tipper Gore lol

>>39793974
ya, ok buddy
>this fugging guy

>>39806397
as long as get to break her pussy as well..

>tfw no one will ever do that to me

>>39794123
Dat Rand Paul haircut

>>39802112
is her name sarah

>>39795104
>Go outside and talk to actual girls
Lel, go away nerd.

>>39797421
It's really sad when your gains go to your head and you become another cocky douchenozzle u always said u wouldn't

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>>39794009
kylie jenner/kardashians literally ruined an entire generation of fasion, I bitch about this all the fuck time they all look like clones of each other

>>39806467
Kek, I wonder who is taller

>>39802254
Haha actually from MA, I guess she goes to college here. Still, wierd as shit man

>>39793962
>Do girls actually come up to you and ask for your #?
lmao

>>39793962
I've only ever had 2 girls do this. Both were in the same week when I was a skinny fat 19 year old. I was working at a bookstore and acting super enthusiastic, friendly and confident though. One was overweight and the other was really cute but turned out to be 16 which I found out during our date which didn't lead anywhere :s

I've had a couple of grills grab my phone and put their number in it (I approached first though), but other than that a girl will basically NEVER just come up to you in a pick up type situation and ask for your number.

>>39799434
LOOKIN NICE THICK SOLID

>>39808970
>not tight

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>>39804443
>>39804454
>>39804570

Good stuff

>>39794233
>involuntary
>for choking someone to death
Dude you dont have to be a lawyer to know thats fucking retarded

Whats choker?

>>39797528
Roiding arill gives you muscle even if you font lift

>>39794123
>Joe Delaney
goal body

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>>39798538
>>39802570
holy shit this. people on this board think you're actually supposed to suffocate the girl

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>>39794001
>tfw not even /fit/ and i still get this

I wonder what would happen if i did get fit... Hmmm

>>39811042
Shame they're all 5/10

Still, I've never had girls send me messages like that on tinder

>>39811057
>Shame they're all 5/10

A hole's a goal bruv

>>39811042
post face/bio on tinder

>>39811042
>>39811137
THIS

>>39797413
>>39797421
This is pretty disgusting.
She looks so qt and innocent, but she's a dirty race traitor whore.

You need to find this girls Facebook and send the messages to her parents and her friends. Do something to make her ashamed for being a whore.

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>>39811042
>Feel asleep

>>39811137
>>39811163
Nah, just trust that im a lanklet. I have no reason to lie about that

>>39811293
Kek, didn't notice that

>>39811478
How handsome r u? :)

shredded roids fag here

Literally any girl I want up to this point in time

>>39811488
How much do you spend on gear per month?

>>39794135
Wouldn't you wanna get high before you eat pho? Eating pho stoned is amazing.

>hopped up on test/tren
>got thicc pussy coming over tonight
>trying not to masturbate, about to lose my mind
>she gets here in like an hour, don't know if I'm gonna make it

>>39811494
About $100-200 monthly, including supplements (currently zinc, fish oil, potassium, coQ10, multivitamin, vit. D... Pretty sure that's all right now)

Currently just on test also, staying shredded with intermittent fasting

>>39811563
We're all gonna make it brah

>>39795684
I'm sorry please kill me

>>39793962
girls started to talk to me randomly and wanting my presence
I remember in high school when I didnt lift they didnt give a shit, next year I was already lifting and they were all over me, wanting me to lift them, asking how their shorts looked on them, talking and spending time between classes

>>39802274
>males and females are exactly the same

sure thing kiddo

>>39802274
t. Stupid bitch that doesnt get that men and women are vastly different

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Is there a difference between lifting for girls and lifting to look attractive?

>>39811293
kek she also looks like wojack

>>39811482
I'd rate my face 7.5 I guess, although my profile is very face-heavy, it's more full body pics

>>39815503
isn't*

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>>39795024
holy shit the autism, this is tumbrl feminist level of cringe
>h-he ddoesnt look good hehe
>i-ibet i could punch him lol haha xd

>>39793962
A friend of mine tells me if I notice that girls are gazing at me. I don't believe him but he pushes and start to somewhat believe. No girl has ever approached me so a stare is as close as I can get.