/Fraud/ - Merry Christmas to all

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DELET THIS

>>39787764
first

i win

>>39787764
I know I'm getting some clothes, a pair of shoes and FFXV. I'll probably also get a shaker bottle, shorts, sweatpants, and other generic gym stuff. Tbh I'm already happy about my gifts even though I haven't opened them yet

>>39787826
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

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If you have acne please check out this post and article

>>39787657
>>39787657

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>>39787752
>I guess you think that a natty can achieve that level of dryness and hardness,

No I'm agreeing with you. Alberto's more likely than not a lier, and I'm sure him and the vast majority in pro BB comps are on something to get that vascular, dry, shredded with tons of mass dickskin lobster look even though we'll never, ever, ever get the truth or be able to do anything more than speculate on something as taboo as roiding in "natty" bb comps. I really don't give a shit what other people say about him one way or another or how I'm an idiot if I don't believe what the pro bb says to his friends and the public because he has to maintain an image. That's my opinion. It may be wrong, it may be right.

More power to you for going all out with your body to achieve something above humanity, that's a great goal that I respect. It's just not for me. I'm 5"8', I just want to be as aesthetic as I can natty in my own eyes so I don't have to worry about anything and can just enjoy all the opportunities I can in life including my own personal happiness. I really am an easy going kinda guy irl even if I'm autistic about my body and training.

>>39787764
also what happened to manlet faggots on steroids general.
it was the most accurate

>>39787904
That's not totally accurate tho. We have our saving grace bimbo. He's our token tall guy.

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>>39787904
because we're just manlet faggots now >>39787921
>>39787921

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>>39787873
Will defo do this if my DIM doesnt workout. Thanks for output breeeh


>>39787921
Bimbo doesnt count because hes just here to make fun of us manlet faggots.

>>39787695

Sorry, I didn't see your post before. Thanks, I expected to be told to GTFO or something.

>>39787742

Well it takes time to see the results. I just don't want to see my tits haven't changed six months from now and I've been wasting time and money because my body isn't producing more HGH and IGF-1 in response to estradiol. Of course I didn't live in NJ, I could just go to a lab and get my levels tested to know so much sooner. But because I am in NJ, I have to see some fuckwit doctor so they can write me the lab order and then pay a vastly inflated price for the test. But the question is what do I do if I am in the "no increased IGF-1/HGH group"? The chance is slightly higher than 1 in 2 that I am. That's why I want to make sure my body makes more with ibutamoren/MK 677.

Surprising. Ex actually got me gifts.

>>39787967
vibrating tampons?

>>39787967
forgot your trip, bimb

>>39787967
Did you get anything for her?

Gifted myself the resources to start an absurd blast come jan 2nd.

Others get xbox one, I get xboxhueg.

>>39788058
$40 tren e get it while its hot :)

>>39787764
why do people need someone else to shove the needle in their ass. how much of a pussy can you be.

>>39788035
A big magic wand, kikis art book from ghibli and two volumes of alan Moore's Promethea.

She got me like 150 bux worth of clothes from guess.

>>39787953
can’t really say any more about the topic cause the only similar case i know actually had the money for genuine hgh

but here’s to you being in the responder group, bring pics when you’re thicc and or kawaii

>>39788070
Already stashed enough gear to last me ages, I appreciate your unbiased concern though :^)

>>39787953
if you ever become a convincing trap hmu brah im in nj to. Would creampie a nice ladyboi

>>39788116
its HIGHLY overrated

>>39788116
bring go pro, film pov boipucci ravaging, post link

for science

...no homo

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>>39787953
Just take your estro, prolactin, and spiractolone

>>39788118
Thats because you need them to top
>tfw no tranny gf to fill me up on Christmas

Why live

>>39788142
>tfw a verse MAGA passable tranny wants to bang

i bet the tranny scene is LEGIT up there, prob not many white ones though

>>39787764
I pulled 455 deadlift today. That was my gift to myself. I'm not even on a cycle yet but I got some gear last month. Psyched for 2017.

>>39788151
Mirin, jelly
Give me their number

How can they be maga though, pence is crazy anti tranny

>>39788168
i have no idea, mental illness

shes so dreamy brahs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54wpH1CMCYk

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>>39788177
T-that's a trap?

>>39788091

>can’t really say any more about the topic cause the only similar case i know actually had the money for genuine hgh

I want to hear about that person anyway. It might be interesting. How old were they at the time and what was their goal?

>but here’s to you being in the responder group, bring pics when you’re thicc and or kawaii

Thanks and will do.

>>39788116

>if you ever become a convincing trap hmu brah im in nj to. Would creampie a nice ladyboi

Now that's probably not going to happen.

>>39788142

Doesn't prolactin just increase the risk of prolactinoma? Are there benefits to it? Also, I switched from spiro to cypro because the sides of spiro were terrible for me.

>>39788229
nope

shes a qt

>>39788244
O thank god.

Would fugg ginger/10

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Nice called me a God third message in.

Does frauding help depression at all? I've already been addicted to plenty of drugs. Might as well increase my test levels in the process.

>>39788262
i like her yoga pants

>>39788266
no
try bpc 157 to help up your mind brah, srs
and NAC for addiction

>>39788266
steroids dont fix your depression.

becoming jacked and asthetic fixes your depression.

unless you run tren, but afaik, tren has just a small window of god feels, and you will feel shit sooner or later.

Pls read stoya i know you're here all the time
On the acne, I got it all on my delts from dbol, what did you take that have you acne? Do you think it might work on dbol acne

>>39788333
nice digits

your estro is prob high

take ai, the vitamins, and try zinc soap

>>39788234
started with the general process at age 18, hgh came in at 21? not sure exactly we had sparse contact for a few years

goal was brutally yoloing mtf hrt cause back then our medical system was fucked in that regard (still is but even more so then) so essentially turning into an anime waifu with a dick

results were splendid to say the least. nowadays the whole thing is a bit fucky cause a vast array of other drugs and plastic surgery came into the picture but from a purely endocrinologic pov this was an experiment to witness in awe

this shit will never get old

HIGH ENERGY BABY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BJItHuZCG8

>>39787764

>on elliptical
>just glancing around, lot of hot girls on winter break
>accidentally look in the direction of this 'high test' girl
>she smiles at me
>I wrinkle my nose a little subconsciously
>all of a sudden I see it
>an anorexic girl
>fat girl still looking at me hopefully
>i bend my head backwards and stare
>eye fully dilated
>biting my lip
>stare at those long anorexic legs for like 2 minutes straight, and as she gets on a treadmill
>fat girl looks like she is about to cry
>think she might've popped a tear or two

feels good desu lol, I motivated her to lose weight.

>>39788381
put on your trip alex so I can loathe you more effectively

>>39788375

>tfw you won't ever cuddle with her all comfy

>>39788393

>first anon post
>called out in 2.3 seconds

dude ur gonna lose your mod privileges hot pockets

>>39788284
thanks I already take nac. I does really help

>>39788409
Nigger it’s not rocket science, mod privileges my ass.

>>39788409
i could tell instantly too can you fuck off and die please you are just making this thread which so many people enjoy worse.

you say you are leaving every day then come back because this is the only place where you get human interaction, since when people have a choice in the matter they make you fuck off

>>39788409
don’t even pretend you were not actively fishing for it you flaming faggot

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>>39788422

if you were reasonable you'd be like 'hey he posted 3 posts in the past 2 days (this included) instead of 200 and be happy about it.

but nooooooooo. the cup always has to be half empty with you anon.

>human interaction

no bully just be friendly to me when I shitpost 1x a day and be happy it's not as bad as it was

truce?

My dad is on a business trip, anorexic gf is... gone, I have (new) warts springing up, sitll can't find a dermatologist to accept masshealth, etc etc. Chill famalan.

also it's fucking christmass where is the holiday cheer?

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>>39788262
THICC

>>39788471
Yeah I dig it way better than the ex

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>been cutting @ 2000 cals consistently , even on my birthday
>christmas
>overall ate a bit of fruit, yogurt, casein shake, sweet potatos, veggie pasta and roast pork
>2000 cals for the whole day
>however I was grazing the whole day on 300grams of pannetone , pushing it to 3000

I! WAS A WORM BEFORE I WAS A MAN!

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I ran a var and test cycle for 12 weeks. I'm using nolvadex 40mg ed for pct. I feel good, other then losing that cannon ball look on my delts I'm still doing great in my lifts. I'm using lgd to bridge into my next cycle. How long do I use nolvadex for?

>>39788496
4-6 weeks

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>>39788168

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>mfw people quote songs they dont even understand

Reee cant even enjoy what are potentially my last days on this fucking planet

My existence these days is wake up, eat, lift like two or three times a week, and then waste the rest of the day on some meaningless distraction, whether it be grinding wow while listening to hebrew israelites, some shitty indie RPG, reading random shit, whatever, to take my mind off of these fucking glands.

Sometimes they leave my mind momentarily and I feel good for 5 seconds, but then I think "why don't I always feel this good" and remember the fucking glands and how in all likelyhood I am going to be bleeding myself to death in a fucking bathtub in a couple of weeks

I have like 3 more weeks off college and christmas is tommorow so I should be enjoying myself but my existence is basically just desperately trying to pass the time as fast as possible and keep my brain function off so I think less and thus feel less garbage

Maybe I should run dnp more. That worked last time extremely well. It basically made me braindead and it felt like 3 weeks passed instantly.

>>39788533
Wait what if I start taking benadryl all day to be drowsy and tired as fuck? Will I just like only be half conscious so the time will go by fast? Cuz at this point I am living from one glands appointment to the next. Better than forcing myself to play garbage video games while pumped up on retarded amounts of caffeine

>>39788540
Stream suicide pls if you do go through with it. I have a morbid curiosity with that kind of stuff.

When's that appointment you have with the specialist in salivary glands? I'm actually rooting for you dude. Glad you somewhat swallowed your pride.

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>>39788168
I was starting to wonder if you were kill.
Merry Christmas!

>>39788559
> Glad you somewhat swallowed your pride.

>i did exactly as i said i would the entire time, get my bloodwork looking normal and then go

i have been to like 6 appointments and they have all been garbage and no one knew shit. went to a rheumatologist at all of their recommendations and she ordered a bunch of shit. apparently she (rheumatologist) will be the one to figure this shit out. waiting on the bloods to come back and then she will talk to an ENT about the next step, which is a biopsy and maybe a sialograph (xray of glands)

Hey, the gym is shut down on me. Anyone have a good full body calisthenics program?

>>39788540
Alright fuck it I have a bottle of benadryl here, how much do i take for my first time (to trip on it not the medical dose)

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>>39788594
Just jerk off and pin tren base. That's basically a workout.

>>39788609
I think you're supposed to take like 250mg you filthy degenerate.

>>39788609
Don't do this. It's such an awful high. Take like 100mg instead of the 200mg and go have sex. It's a pretty intense orgasm.

>>39788663
>go have sex.
hahahaa

oh my trip was off

>>39788663
As an aside, erowid lists side effects of DPH overdose (anything amount that provides a disassociative reaction) that include psychotic disturbances. It's s first generation antihistamine and they don't have anything to reduce overdose symptoms other than sedatives and help you wait it out.

Shit I forgot to take my Accutane but I'm so cozy in bed already. Oh well I'll wait until tomorrow.

/Blog

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>>39788594
This is what I've been doing here in HI

>>39788589
You first were only on about how you'd rather die than go to a doctor. You aren't the pinnacle of intelligence, but you took a step forward from where you were.

Noice. Sounds like you found someone competent.

>>39788673
retards take like many times my intended dose (250mg) for months on end apparently and are fine. im sure a little wont kill me, if it does o well oops

>>39788533
dude ur 19. Your glands will be gone sooner or later and then you will laugh about it afterwards

>>39788663
>such an awful high
>implying any dissociative high will ever be pleasant

brace for the spiders and ants, enjoy the ride as an experience albeit not a pleasant one. 150mg first then another 50-100 20mins to half an hour later. lock your door and remove pointy objects

>>39788703
no there is talk between these retards i am visiting + the dr who did my sonogram, of it being some shit called "sialadenosis" of unknown cause or whatever.

in other words untreatable with no identifiable cause...

ALRIGHT i took 250mg

what do i do quick before it kicks in? tie myself up or what?

>>39788724
So should I keep using my phone and shit or lie down?

Do you guys prefer a pure joint or with tabacco?

Tabacco makes me feel very sedated/couch locked. Feeling bueno

>>39788789
I take my medicines and my poisons separately.

>>39788737
This is fucking retarded it's not doing shit

Bunk garbage chinese benadryl raws

>>39788716
i dont believe this.
there is always the last resort to let it get cut out man, i believe in you.

you also took 250mg of what?

>>39788809
Benadryl but it's not doing shit

And yeah I can get them "cut out" and be unable to produce saliva. That sounds nice not being able to eat anything but shit out of a blender like an old fuck

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>>39788797
Merry Christmas!

>>39788789
Smoking a joint? Mix it with pipe tobacco. Burns slower, more even, and doesn't waste as much ganja.

Blunt? It's up in the air, your preference. I lean towards mix for the same reason as above.

Bong/pipe? Straight weed but spliff hits are cool if you only have shake or keef. Can be useful for prolonging your weed in the event you don't have much more too.

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>>39788827
Happy Festivus.

>>39788851
Blunts are the most insane waste of green if you aren't rolling in cash.

>>39788816
>1 hour after taking 250mg benadrl
>still nothing at all except feeling more tired and typing is a little fucked up but thats fucking it
>still can't fall asleep

... What a garbage ass drug wtf

>>39788898
Hence my tendency to roll it with pipe tobacco holmes.

>>39788917
>I'm using allergy medication as a sleeping med
>why can't I go to sleep lol

If you have insomnia smoke some weed and pass out like the rest of us, fag.

>>39788929
I was trying to trip on it and I goofled it and apparently 250mg is the starting dose

why do Aussies inject into their buns?

>>39788929
Even so I'd rather just smoke a cigar after a few snaps.

>nerd trying to trip off of 250mg dph
Nice meme, that's a starting dose even without a tolerance. Shouldve taken like 500-700mg depending on bodyweight if you wanted a real trip.

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>>39788863
R8 my new pupper.

>>39788948
I'll tske more I guess

Holy shit I think this works tho for passing the time. Closed my eyes for what felt like 2 mins but it was over 27. Didn't fall asleep either

Starting to feel a little weird I guess?

Stomach has butterflies like when u are on a fast downward rollercoaster, and limbs feel like they have double gravity, even when relaxed.

No hallucinations at all

>>39788956
8/8 would rub belly

>>39788969
Don't take more. You can't dose DPH like that because the effects don't add up how they're supposed to unless you take it all at the same time. You're just gonna be delirious for hours if you redose.

DPH isn't really enjoyable for 99% of people btw.
Also if you've only taken 250mg so far, try to fap, fap dose is real and you get insane orgasms.

>>39788365

Hmm, that makes me a bit jealous to be honest. Thanks for telling me, anon.

>>39788969
>>39788948
took another 250mg, total 500mg

just got out of bed to piss. i am pretty uncoordinated and shit, balance is iffy and im typing a little more slowly, and keep having to correct mistakes cuz my two hands aren't as coordinated. like i will type "slwoly" instead of "slowly" because the two hands are out of sync. honestly this feels a lot like alcohol with a few other effects like heavy limbs

>>39788988
are you sure?

"The plasma half-life is 8.5±3.2 hours; shorter and longer half-lives have been reported for children and elderly subjects, respectively"

gonna try to play some shitty netplay smash bros melee and see how truly fucked up i am. thank god i play puff so i dont fuck up tech skill

>>39789006
i googled it too and ppl are saying the half life is so long that u even feel like shit the next day (as in it's because of the drug still in your system, not an actual "hangover")

>>39789006
Yes, I'm sure. You might get creeping spiders in your peripherals from that redose, but you're mainly only going to have the negative side effects from dosing like that.

T. Former dph addict.

Like I said, try to jack off. It will be the best orgasmo of your life.

>>39789012
That's what I'm saying. You're gonna feel like shit.

>>39789020
this way i can mentally blame the drug for feeling like shit instead of my life circumstances

so i just took my second 250mg dose like 10 mins ago.

do you think i should take more? how much? another 250?

>>39789031
No you fucking dipshit. Stop taking them and reset your tolerance. You can't trip enjoyably in a delirious state without preplanning your initial dosage.

But go for it if you want to feel like shit for two days.

>>39789054
i feel better than normal right now

and why would that effect it? if the drug builds up to the concentration anyway

if the half life is 8 hours like it says on google then taking the doses 1 hour apart shouldnt make a difference right?

I came to my parents house for Xmas. Only had one needle to inject. Dropped the needle on the bathroom floor. Still injected. Kind of itchy now a few hours later... Am I fucked?

>>39789106
hahahhaa that is the dumbest shit i have ever heard. are you fucking retarded

>>39789109
Your face is a monster and dropping a syringe is the dumbest shit you've ever read?

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>>39788933
Robo trip like a man, faggot. None of this Benadryl bs. Go buy a bottle of NyQuil or robotussin, something with DXM in it's active ingredients and watch as your perspective shifts to your feet.

>>39788946
I love a good cigar every once in awhile, but pipe tobacco and weed in a good tobacco leaf roll is nice dood. The guy working at tinderbox recognized me from years ago when I went in to get some pipe and wraps, and just gave me a bunch of unrolled tobacco leafs they usually use for their own cigars. 10/10 blunt material.

>>39788969
Tripping off Benadryl. What a meme. Where you at, glands? I'll pass you some pic related.

You faggots aren't even doing drugs right baka.

>>39789109
It was probably really dumb but I dipped it in alcohol for a few seconds.. this gear is painless but it's itchy and painful for the first time ever.

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>>39788987
Lol she's a belly rub addict dude. That's all she wants 24/7
>>39789134
Wtf is pic related?

>>39787764
I made ridiculous progress since july but in prep for my first gympocalypse my gf (who's totally not made up) got me a curling bar to go with my dumbells and a set of 25 plates to add to my set.

>>39789246
Some LSD soaked in marquis reagent confirming more or less what my dealer said it was.

I like my dealer. He has good acid and mdma.

>>39788058
Hell yes to that! I self-gifted enough stims to cut from 17% down to single digits. Hopefully this goes as well as 28% to 15% went

>>39788266
Its funny but i wouldnt have got fit if i didnt do steroids and want to squeeze as much as possible out of them. The excercise alone did wonders for me. The results you carry everywhere and they help alot too

Anyone ever buy onyx, lwp, proaas? Orals or injectables?

Looking for a new source, mine raised prices.

>>39789305
Just drink some coffee and eat less, faggot.

>>39789329
We need more source talk here. Keep it up man.

>>39789329
Sup

>>39789461
What's good?

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>>39789461
I am excited to try this acne shit man. I don't have bad acne but I get a little and it's annoying as fuck.

>>39788287
>unless you run tren, but afaik, tren has just a small window of god feels, and you will feel shit sooner or later.
appreciate the advice on a compound you've never used before.

I forgot to take adex on my xmas trip
Im going to explode in acne tomorrow

>>39788576
Thanks
You too bud

I havent really lifted in like 4 months since the surgery, no reason to post in the tism here lol

Plus im an alcoholic probably now
Passin out in shit
Work sucked the bext day lol

>>39789106
>tfw i once dropped a preloaded syringe and the needle stuck into my carpet floor
still pinned with it

>>39787764

Hey merry christmass everyone! Midnight here. Ate 8,326 calories in fucking chicken breast, rice, oats, and broccoli today.

Not sure why I did that. Any of our resident armchair physchs have an explanation? Cut is delayed a week.

I wish Zyzz was a better role model since he seems to have shaped the culture here. Seems like if you don't go to EDM festivals or enjoy anything """nerdy""" it's to be looked down on.

IMO it's because guys feel the need to do stuff they hate (festivals) and ignore stuff they want to do and wish they could do (Chinese cartoons) to keep up that appearance. I don't know why I'm ranting. Feeling light headed. Is it possible to eat sonnich you get sick? Night guys.

Remember to be yourself and it all pans out as long as you're unashamed about who you really are

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>>39789858

Delicious pasta bra. I gained like 9001 calories from reading it. Thx magne, gains are gonna explode tomorrow.

>tfw select all the food

>>39789656
are you going to become FL dude

>>39787873
>get hype about a possible acne cure
>check out the website
>it's some crazy dude "natural medicine"'s blog
>he literally has a subsection on his website about how vaccines cause autism

>>39789904
>Thx magne, gains are gonna explode tomorrow.

the only thing that will be exploding tomorrow is my dick in your ass faggot now fuck off

>>39788576
>>39788827
Christmas is a psychological weapon.

how much caber would you guys recommend while taking 300mg of tren-a a week

>>39790263
300 kind of low, i'd try p5p and if you require a milking then caber.

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>tfw obsesssed with having large, defined arms

I dunno how these fucks do it, I see retired BB like cutler and george farah still rocking 18+ inch arms at 5'8, I mean, he was halfway into a seminar and flexed his arms and it was fucking huge with no pump or anything, the peak was ridic.

I'm thinking of doubling my arm days in splits, so it's 2 days of 1+ hour arm isolations.

>>39790287
how much p5p should i take then and alright that sounds good and ill still buy some caber just in case and also would you say .5mg eod of arimidex is enough or should a bump it up to a .5mg ed, and my my cycle is: 500mg/wk of test-c and 300mg/wk of tren-a

>>39790287
>>39790306
sorry i meant aromasin not arimidex

>>39788471

>tfw your gf wants you could focus more on glutes to get a qt ass

>>39790334
i meant to say would aromasin be better then arimidex and if so how much should i take

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>>39790078
Nah. It's just a capitalist invention.
>>39790263
You don't need caber on tren.

>>39790306
you should know this from your previous cycle where you used test only

>>39789031
nigger don’t redose, take enough in one sitting and prepare your anus

i would have recommended up to 300 as a starting dose too but kek @ you whining half a minute later about no effects, either wait or fap like a one armed monkey

i mean i myself have scooped spiders off my arms by the fistful on 1000 before but i like being anon, not looking forward to getting a “the guy who killed glands !!LolHeDED123” trip

you haven’t posted in a while anyway so 50/50 on either spiderfighting or passed out

lurk moar erowid

>>39790346
For sure just wanted to make sure I didn't need to change the dose or anything

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OK dudes I'm fucked

I need to fucking have dinner with GF'S family of 30+ people tomorrow.

I'm fucking scared shitless, what the fuck do I do bros?

I have some chemicals that could maybe help. 6mg suboxone no tolerance, lots of etizolam, gabapentin, dph, caffeine. Could any of these help not being a complete aspie during the dinner? I also have leftover arimidex and some test but not on a cycle or cruise right now.

Pls fucking help I'm scared for my life

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>>39790371
You need to relax and remember that you are at ALL times being yourself.
Pound three shots of your choice of liquor in the bathroom before dinner and that's it for the night. Sit up straight and be respectful. Smile. ;)
Merry Christmas.

>>39790371
Lame.

I just did this tonight. Ex was lame half the night ignoring me so I just made friends and introduced myself to everyone on my own saying was my Ex's mail order husband. Got a lot of laughs since I was mostly a mystery.

It's easy to mingle. I wasn't even drunk since I decided to get sober. Just bee urself ;^)

Party itself was cool. Ex chilled out and even said she fucked up being weird all night and she was all mine tomorrow. Won 20 in gift cards. Got a dope ass ensemble from Guess the Ex. She got misty eyed at her gifts.

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>>39788956

>>39790383
Damn dude, dinner with an ex is pretty lame-o man but that sounds like it went well.

My current plan is to shave, style my hair, put on a nice button down, strap on my white adipowers and then take 1mg etizolam, 1200mg gabapentin, 200ug suboxone, and then a shot or two.

Honestly if this works I'm gonna be the sweetest suave motherfucker in the history of this planet.

DW about my polydrug combo though senpai I'm experienced with that at least, it's just this is my first dinner ever with a gfs family.

>>39790393
I live with my Ex and try to get her pregnant daily so it's not that weird. Weirdest part of our reationship is actually categorizing it; somewhere between "hypersexual deviant display" and "psychotically neglectful".

Regardless the only weird bits were her ignoring me to upload nudes from her grandmothers bathroom and having her be like "uh yeah lol bimbo is my boyfriend lol".

Also I'm a fucking retard. I used to hate tinder. Got tinder plus. 45 new matches in a day. All of them "omg *heart eyes emoji*"

>>39790404
Damn bimbo, sounds like a sitcom or something. I bet it's easy to emanate your alphaness on the family crowd as a huge guy.

I'm 6'1 195lbs getting there after my injury, but even now I can feel my visible strength unconsciously affecting the crowd when I speak in my deep voice. Feels good man.

>>39790420
fucking chads

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39790430

>>39790436

kek, have you actually done it? I quite enjoy gfs tongue desu

>>39790441
Uh yeah? The only reason g4p doesn't bug me as much as it could is because women have been fucking my ass for literal years.

I think my opinion of bimbo just dropped like 5 points.

>>39790441
>>39790450
newfags clear out

>>39790450
huehue

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>>39790450
>that dude has different sex than me
>lame!

Here's a pic 4 u

>>39790458
I don't like bragging but I was like one of batlord first sample testers, if that's new I dunno what's going on anymore

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>>39790469
Bruh you don't need to show me your body I've seen it a million times. You Gucci AF but not my style.

I'm not as big as in this pic but I literally only do /owg/ shit so when I'm on my next cycle I'm gonna be running Winny and shit.

But man, getting pegged is gas as fuck, especially when you're a dominant huge male.

>>39790469
are you actually getting leaner? Holy shit.

Hrnnngh.

Tindr plus actually worth it? I got 8 matches today from swiping right on a few qt's, I kinda notice there's a limit on the matches I get a day though and then a week or so later when I care enough to play again I get another blast of them.

>>39790476
>getting pegged is gas

I fucking bet

>>39790480
Gay*
But yeah you probably fart and shit all over the place. Not gonna lie prostate simulation feels good but as a large male I just want to dominate my gf.

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>>39790486
>but as a large male
>>39790476
>>39790469

>>39790476
Well considering I do g4p it's one of the least gay things I do.

Ngl I really enjoy when women dominate me so I'm not even gonna try to fight that. I like being put in my place as much as I like choking my ex out and facefucking her until she pukes cum.

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Coffee is for closers and I only do coffee enemas

>>39790393
sounds like a jolly good time m8

be wary of the subos if you literally have no tolerance, but otherwise this should go pretty swell

>>39790486
>But yeah you probably fart and shit all over the place

t. Guy who's never fucked his gf in the ass.

It's not that bad. Use some lube and a condom and you don't even get any stink on your dick. If you're really worried about the smallest bit of shit then use an enema and there won't be anything at all. Just don't do anal right after you are pajeet food and haven't had a chance to shit.

>>39790447
lol'd

>>39790507
>and a condom
ruins the point imo

>>39790507
>condom
>not doing it for the sole reason of peeing poo noodles six to eight hours later

GET OUT

>>39790505
smoother than a shaved hedgehog, bimbo is

>>39790522
I pulled a buttplug out of the girlies asshole a few weeks back after she'd kept it in for 4 hours through dinner and dessert and drinks.

Nice cute little whipped shit topping.

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>>39790514
Different strokes senpai. Currentgf loves anal for her pleasure. I'm not a huge fan of it but I indulge her so that means enema or condom if she doesn't want to do one before hand.

>>39790522
Jesus Christ kek. Is there a name for this kind of degeneracy?

>>39790486
Sister’s bff ripped her sphincter during anal, shat ALL OVER THE HOUSE, blamed it on the dog, dog got put down.

Lesson: absolutely none, I just kek really hard at the story whenever I think of it.

>>39790529
Nah it's just that once you've made a match on tinder, you're in. They've already diagnosed you as acceptable. Tinder is a cool getting laid tool; it's a better tool for learning how to develop your own sense of style when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex (on the sex playing field). I see it as "I'm already here and matched what I can I say to push my luck?"

>>39790531
not sure if to d’awww or find arousing

maybe both

d’awwwyeah

>>39790532
don’t hate the player hate the game kek

>>39790559
I did both DESU

>>39790557
same here before i got current gf. a sort of sport with a learning curve. the bullshit i pulled poon with amazes me. i actually bet on myself to use the cheesiest lines i could and still smashed

>>39790547
let me love you

>>39790565
i can see why

what kind of steroids is an ester

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How do I smuggle my shit into a music festival boys

Could probably frontload but I need ai ed and it goes for 3 days

Car will be searched and will get patted down

No I will not shove it up my asshole

>>39790611
sustanon 500

>>39790624
pin before leaving, have a couple pills on hand

worst case scenario they're confiscated and you get a few pimples

dont bother frontloading now, pointless and retarded

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>>39790624
Put it in an allergy pill or OTC painkiller bottle.

>>39790644
Say it's a mystic hex from your old world Jewish witch grandmother with ceramic teeth and a glass eye with a stenciling of a rabbit being torn in half in it.

>>39790644
yeah im sure they haven't seen that done before, now you rattle like a walking pharmacy

>>39790624
place pills in napkin or ziplock, inside shoe

>>39790654
>yeah im sure they haven't seen that done before
dude everyone is high as a kite at festivals

>>39790661
you don't say?

>>39790404
I like how you keep calling her your "ex" but just a few days ago you were crying about your anniversary and how she forgot it

kys you stupid beta

>>39790674
Nah I said I got her flowers and I expected her to not remember.

I'd kill Myself but then you'd lose value in your life, anon. I'm your guiding light.

>>39790674
>earns more in a few hours than you do in an entire month
>has already fucked more pussy than you ever will
>is literally twice your size
>somehow beta

nice projection my dude

>>39790681
do you think exes get each other anniversary presents?

>>39790636
>sustanon 500

expertly dodging b8

>>39790688
I don't assume to know what other people do in their (un)loving relationships.

>>39790688
mere mortal relationship labels are not fit for a god

kek

>>39790687
I don't think you actually know how much bimbo makes lol, he's poor as shit, esp for the embarrassing shit he does.

also I am 100% sure I've had more sex than him but who the fuck cares, I don't get my ass pounded by gay dudes and I'm not a mentally ill beta male who's been pining for a 2/10 spic for 2 years

>>39790697
>repeatedly using gay as an insult on /fit/

WEW

>>39790702
le funny everyone is gay meme haha :-)

>>39790697
That's a lot of words just to say "I don't like that guy".

The best communicators know how to say things efficiently.

>>39790697
>he's poor as shit
because you'd know, right? lmfao so delusional. people like you are what keep KFCs staffed.

>esp for the embarassing shit he does
relative opinion. you must be new here

>also I am 100% sure I've had more sex than him but who the fuck cares
same

>I'm not a mentally ill beta male
you sure about that?

>>39790711
>because you'd know, right?
>you must be new here
sweet irony

he's mentioned how much he makes per scene and how many scenes he does/month like 20 times

it's time to start lurking and stop posting my man

>>39790717
weak

>>39790717
I have other jobs too though lol I make decent enough money to where I'm poor now so I don't have to be in ten years. Save 75% of everything I make now and let it fester, and rot into a gross seeping abscess of cum money.

>>39790724
>cum money.

tfw the dollar bills in the gstring get too close to the donger

>>39790724
Also I'm super boring. I spend very little money on "things". Mostly expensive food if I do splurge.

I'm content with a shitty 1 bed apt, no tv, a king bed sitting on the floor, etc. if I can afford a lifestyle that allows me to lift when I please, fuck when I please, eat when I please, then I'm good. That shit is what makes me happy and DESU it's not expensive so why would I need lots of money?

>>39790707
ayyy bby wan sum fuk

2 holes 1 price

>>39790742
>expensive food if I do splurge
gourmet bulk ftw

>>39790783
Mostly kbbq and sushi.

B U T
U
T

We got that #koreanqt w/ us and she makes fire homemade Korean food. We're talking stir fried kimchi with marinated beef and rice washed to perfection. Spicy rice cake stews with egg and orange colors. Other shit that I can't name but it's literally called cold noodle soup. Poor soldier soup with noodles, egg, spam and hotdogs.

We're out here hustlin for that Korean qt cookin namsayin mad irritable Korean qts are problematic when you're just wanting food

>>39790499

what do you think about buying some womens 501s to lift your butt? would it come off a little too gay?

>>39790823
Yo when it comes to the booty do what you gotta

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>>39790809
>Mostly kbbq

>tfw depressed

>>39790809
dayum

had similar going with roommate’s live-in thai gf

spicy to rape your bowels twice a week with furious vengeance but oh so worth it, really good macros for my ocd diet too

still only 60% convinced she had no dick and boy was she a cunt on her period but i still fondly remember her

also sucked some mean cock given the chance ayyy

>>39790823
normal 501 a size too small do the trick too and keep you from having a weird waist when wearing a belt

might squish your balls but honestly with the amount of gear done ITT nut problems are secondary anyway hue

>>39790917
>only 60% convinced she had no dick
>boy was she a cunt on her period

Nature finds a way, amen.

>>39790954
never saw her bleed but she was a cunt for five days every three weeks

a ladyboy faking pms to pass as female more effectively? i too thought of that rofl

>>39790947
>>39790823

I got a large size womens exercise leggings a few monthss ago for a joke with my gf. it literaly gives me a joocy bubble butt and shows the outline of my dick.

she fucking loves me wearing it around the house, weirdly makes her much more likely to fuck, probs cos shes low key seeing my dick while i do chores and shit

>>39790995
not an untirely unheard of principle

i loathe too tight clothing normally but i cannot wear my thaibox sparring pants without the gf biting her lip like some coked up whore seeing a stash of powder she has not yet been given access to

apt metaphor cause she is, incidentally

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>>39790624
Op here

I know asin is fat soluble, and I can bring in food

Can I grind it up and mix it with milk/cream?

Who is the mk shill trip in here?

>>39791264
you're really overthinking it dude, but sure go for it

>>39791284
please leave

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>>39791290
Going with an absolute 9.5/10 fit virgin qt who thinks I am a sweet farm boy and not a degenerate roidmonkey

If a pill got seized we would get kicked out and I'd never get the keys to the butthouse

>>39787873
Been taking l-carnitine for months for bloodsugar and it's had no effect on that and I STILL have terrible acne

Confirmed shill full of bullshit

Also for an actual acne cure: supplement vitamin d and get more sunlight, at least an hour of strong sunshine per day is the absolute minimum for a healthy human

>>39791353
you didn't read the article

the point of the l-carnitine is to amplify the effects of the b5. you can replicate the effects with way more b5 and no l-carnitine but not the opposite

(assuming it's true)

>>39791326
kek been there didn’t work out too well, also jfc sauce on pic

>>39791353
carnitine on its own does jack shit, but it’s claimed to up the effect of vit b5 which in itself is an acnebuster or so i read (not op of said post but i’ve heard of it elsewhere)

sunlight always helps tho, yeah

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Man how do you people always get into these meme arguments on a tansanian rafeugee hating forum.

>alex is autistic bla bla
>bimbo gay bla bla
>masT dyel bla bla
>estp bla bla whore

Who the fuck cares lmao

>>39791386
boredom is a cunt

>>39791370
Here is a sauce my dude

https://www.instagram.com/sydneyamaler/

Snapchat is sydneymaler

Why didn't it work out so good? Really just looking to hit it and quit

>>39791405
many thanks, seen her before and she makes my tummy fuzzy but i never managed to catch a name

well it’s a long boring story but boils down to

>try to seduce random fit crossfit qt
>she is straight edge vegan
>i am god’s try at how tight you can wrap skin around absurd amounts of illegal substances both gear related and otherwise
>all goes well until she finds a literal trashbag of orals in my car
fucken nosy cunt

kek


>>39791393
+1

also /fraud/ is the closest i come to social interaction nowadays that is not based on fucking/sports and liftan/work/illegal activities. i need this shit as a cheap distraction lel

125mg Test E + 450 Mast E/w or 500mg Test/w for a lean bulk?

>>39791458
>wet or dry compound for a lean bulk
are you sure you're ready for this my friend

>>39791458
First one but up the test to 150-250

>>39791468
>eating like shit on test so you look like a bloated piece of shit
>ask people if they are ready for test

>>39791470
125 should be enough to keep my estrogen high enough.
Is there a other reason for raising test?

>>39791480
>I don't know what wet and dry compounds are
welp

>>39791458
lurk moar, see >>39791468

based on my current goals i’d say 250 test 500 mast but please do not listen to me as i have no fucking idea about your other factors and history and also have a death wish occasionally

just take an approximate fistful of dbol and 1g of test huehue

>>39791480
Mo test mo gainz and it's cheap af

You won't get many wet effects below 250 with higher mast providing you're already lean

>>39791458
If this is your first round then stick with just the test

>>39791491
>this anon working some kind of dbol reference into every third post

PTSD? Secret shill? What is it?

>>39791507
this triggers the oldfag

heh nah neither of those any reference is essentially just mild shitposting. back in the day i witnessed hordes of gearheads ruin themselves with the stuff around here so i try to hook newfriends onto it to eliminate competition :^)

>>39791491
>approximate fistful of dbol and 1g of test
brb leaving humanity behind

>>39791507
He recommends taking 1g of test like candy but the dbol is where you draw the line?

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>>39791491
>>39791507
>>39791523
>>39791537
>>39791565
>

Is there a primer or something I can read to learn everything about roids? I have abosultely no knowledge and Im curious about starting.

What is the best and most effective recovery protocol(pct) right now?

Thinking about hopping off completely after 4 years blast and cruise

I want to try Ostarine. Can I stop taking it no problems?

ESTP Merry christmas. This was my first christmas eve with a purpose. All I did was think about you. Whole day, whole night.

Thank you ESTP. Stay based.

>>39791742
r/steroids faq is inofficial /fraud/ sticky (and tbqh all those goofs are good for). Take that as you will.

>>39791791
Can you link me? I cant find it on that site and I dont know how to navigate it

https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

>>39790032
B-b-but anon-kun vaccines DO cause autism!

>>39790447

Biggest dildo you've had in your ass Bimbsies?

>>39791870
Thanks, just read through it pretty quickly.

I dont care about becoming a monster with dick skin, I just want to be a bit bigger quicker and have a deeper voice. Would taking a single cycle of test e be okay for me? Will my gains on test leave once my cycle is over? Is a single cycle even worth doing? Im over a year into lifting and have my routine and diet down.

Bimbo, work your fucking abs please

>>39791742

Llwellyns anabolics. It is a book

how do i get test-e in the netherlands

>>39792261
ask the biggest guy in your gym to suck his dick, when (or let’s be honest if) he offers you money say “n-no gymbro-kun, I w-would rather h-have a few grams of t-tren a”

>>39792328
>tren a instead of test e
lmao misread post, I’m too hungover to even shitpost correctly

hey /fit/

I don't know much about roid but I very curious.

I`ll finish my degree soon and have maybe half a year time after this.
I've been hitting the gym for about 4 years now , although some times more some times less.
I am fit but by no means huge.

I'm curious about doing a cycle.

is this a scenario feasible ?
is it even possible to just do one cycle.
is there a certain steroid that you would recommend ?
currently reading more about Oxandrolone as I struggle with some subcutane fat and would favor something oral although I'm not set.

also I ride my bike a lot and long distances (like 5 - 6 h) should I stop that during my potential cycle and just hit the gym hard?
also should I ramp up my training and go more ofent ?

>>39792343
I think you should fuck off and die. Hope you never plan to use your dick again.

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>>39792343
>Oral only cycle
Just no. If you want to do var you need to use a test base, really it's needed alongside any steroid unless you want to feel like ass.

>>39792391

if you would point me at what made you react that way I could possibly learn more about the topic at hand.

however beeing a dick seems to allways be a classy option

>>39792414

I've just been to the reddit and they advise a test-e cycle for beginners.

as I said oral would be nice but since it's apparently not on par I might aswell just pin it

>>39792418
ok, riding bikes is for homosexuals. start off with 400mg testosterone per week and google what "pct" is.

>>39792414
i love this doggo

>>39792437

allright 400 sound fine.
how long should my first cycle be? reddit is kind of vague here.

I'm reading about pct right now.

also they mention kickstarting the cycle with Dbol since the test-e starts to act at week 6.
I feel like skipping this. or is it really something worth taking ?
Dbol seems to be rather heavy in side effects

>>39792496

do 20 weeks sound about right ?

>>39792496
steroids are easy if its just a simple test e cycle. hell theres even some articles online that tell you exactly how much to pct per dosage. id look into google "test e beginner cycle" read some of those. dont fuck around with dosages. like dont do 350mg test e and do the pct for a cycle of 500mg test etc unless you know what youre doing and you dont so just copy pasta one of those simple test e cycles. also look into hcg and hcg dosages ( gotta figure out an hcg dosage for your cycle).

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>>39787764

Hcg for a test only cycle?

>>39792496
>kickstarting the cycle with Dbol
hahaha
>Dbol seems to be rather heavy in side effects
hahahahaha

Just run a decent test dose (400ish to 450 at the most/wk and decent pct) and see how you like it, then go further from that.

Reddit is generally a good source for hard facts and scientific info but the actual userbase should be culled. They advise newfriends to run cycles that would kill an adult elephant, then post progress pics that rival most natty dirty bulks I’ve seen if not less that.

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Now that it's Christmas, here is my cutting plan for summer -

50 days at 50 mcg. of Pharma T3.

800-900 calorie deficit per day coming from the diet. High fat, 1.25g./lbs of protein, very low carbs. Carb refeeds every 4 days. Train as usual. First thing in the morning, do 60-90 minutes of 3-3.5 mph. walking, fasted.

Add in Caffeine/Ephedrine when below 8-9%. Add in Winstrol or Anavar to get to 5-6%. Inject L-Carnitine ED 400-500 mg. IM and inject GHRP-2/MOD GRF1-29 100 mcg. each before morning walk to get to a real 5%.

Boom.

>>39792583
Would rather drag my dick through broken glass than do this, but then again I never bothered to go below 8% and on top hate T3. But objectively speaking this seems like a sound albeit fanatic plan.

>>39792085
In short, no one cycle wont be enough. If you want to roid just to do one cycle, then dont do it all.
But then, the chance you will actually be strong enough to never do steroids again after one cycle is so small dude, you underestimate it.

>Lose gains
there are so many diciding factors in this bro. Some people use it all, some people like masT keep 80% of it. Its totally up to you. If you cut hard or stop lifting/less intensively, you will lose gains.

>>39792418
it was the

>just one cycle, nothing more

also who rides his bike for 6 fucking hours a day lmao

>>39792496
do 500 lmao, first time i hear someone saying 400 for a cycle.

16 weeks or 20 if you want to.

no no no no no, fucking no. Dont take anything besides test you sperg.

Merry Christmas, fraudsters. Hope you get gains from Santa.

Now to survive hell at my gf's parents.

>>39792625
who are you.

and why are your gf's parents, hell?

>>39792646
I'm a ( cycle + pct ) x (random number) faggot who has been posting since 2013 and I'm a proud lifelong batlord customer (rip), usually I post anonymously.

I have social anxiety and autismo and I get to meet like 25+ new people as the only one not actually in their family, I'm with the gf.

ESTP if I start doing heroin will I be closer to you? Pls respond

>>39792665
>gf
>autismo
weird

my advice would be, get a few shots and you'll be chill. also post body no homo

>>39792682
consider kys

>>39792703
My body is here:
>>39790476

I'm autismo but I look godly compared to the average American skinnyfat and wear nice clothes. Plus I strain owg for strength and girls get wet if I ever invite them to the gym. But autismo for life with people I don't know sadly.

Merry Christmas fraud

>>39792614

not 6 a day , about 1h every other day and 5 - 6 h on a weekend day.
I'm really into cycling apperently.
I want to build up to some long distance shit and go on several day long trips

anyway.

is there a good amount of cycles ?
or do you mean I'll be hooked after one cycle ?

>>39792619
500 has been noted , thanks

also ,
reddit says just pop some nolvadex for pct.
other sites aer way more intricat.
are those more intiricat pcts for heavyer use ?


btw , all the bitching aside, you guys are super helpfull! thank you.

Can I combine an EC stack and Yohimbine?

E.g. morning being 25g Ephedrine/200g Caffeine/12g Yohimbine, and regular stack the rest of the day?

>>39792579
>but the actual userbase should be culled
brb making the news tonight

>>39792971
You can. But don’t expect any magic.

merry christmas guise

on a side note where have the last twelve to fourteen hours gone

lemme tell you those damn polskis make some feisty schnapps

note to self: date more polish women in the near future

>>39793063
No additional appetite suppressant benefits?

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I literally have almost nothing to lose. Is there a guide to literally become zyzz? I have pretty decent genetics but seems like theres always something from holding me back from getting quite where I want to be no matter how much effort I put in. I think its probably high cortisol to testosterone ratio. I'll do whatever drugs or routines it takes.

>>39793117
Not what I said, it’s actually a nice addition. I’ve used it with and without and got great results both times. I’m just saying, it’s not the godsend some make it out to be. Also 12g seems kinda low, I did 15-18. Might be anecdotal evidence though.

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>>39792583
>wanting to hit 5%

>>39792550
You are a retard.

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Family showed up unannounced. Reeeeeeeeee holidays be over already.

>>39793312
This.
>>39792583

Not to doubt you but I it's highly unlikely you will actually hit 5% unless you've gotten close to that level of conditioning before. Not to mention how unpleasant that will be to stay that low for any length of time.

btw benadryl is fucking beast, suck my dick all of you telling me it's shit.

i took 250mg at like 8:15 last night, and another 250mg 45 mins after that or so.

it let me sleep like fuck and i dont have too much memory of it. slept from like 11PM to 11:30 AM (although i don't really remember shit after like 9:30 PM except posting here a few times) then fell back asleep a little later and slept for 3 hours.

bam, like 17-18 hours completely wasted. i didnt hallucinate or anything tho. i might try it again tonight, it seems to waste time very well and make it pass quick as fuck.

>>39793201
Oh I see. I already did ec stacks before to great effect, the yohimbine in this case is mostly to get a bit more out of it. That and it's cheap as hell and available plentifully.

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>>39793487
It'll give you dementia or Alzheimer's (I forget, ironically) because it depletes your acetylcholine stores in your brain so eat eggs or supplement it.

>>39793517
wow fuck i just looked it up and you're right. not doing that again.

maybe i need to become an alcoholic

>>39793517
>eat eggs or supplement it.
non soy lecithin is actually a pretty good supplement for me. It helps with stress and cortisol stuff too

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Shit, a drop of blood came out as I was pulling the needle out. RIP to my gains.

>>39793547
Apparently tren does too but here I am pinning 1g a week.

>maybe i need to become an alcoholic
Excellent idea.

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>>39793581
True. I eat 4 whole eggs a day and take 3g of sunflower lecithin for the semen gains.

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>>39787764
>winny expired in november
>will probably still take it

How fucked will I be?

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>>39793637
>winny expired
You mean it passed the arbitrary date that some drug dealer put on the package? You're fine but you better be running a test base or your balls are gonna fall off.

>>39793515
Yeah it’s bretty nais. Also claimed to have effects on cognitive function and libido/sexual performance (claimed, don’t even have a link ready atm to prove), so why the fuck not.

>available plentifully
Genuine yohi actually is not depending on where you are, some (even official) sources sell low tier extracts or cut BS as real yohimbine hcl. Buuut that’s not the point here and you probably have the good stuff.

>>39793611
>semen gains
>that pic

I just lost all my semen gains in one single jerking motion. hue

>>39793637
you gon die the moment it touches your body

still go for it, yolo

>>39792746

How much can you snatch, clean and jerk? Bodyweight?

>>39793547
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>>39791353
why not berberine or metformin if you're trying to lower blood sugar?

>>39790624
put it in your shoe broski

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TFW never touched a needle and don't feel like chancing prison time for gains.

Why won't they just make this legal.

i wish it was as easy/fast to build muscle as it is to lose fat, fuck.

>lose fat
>hurrr durrrr eat 1g/lbm in protein and lose 3lbs a week
>0 muscle loss

>gain muscle
>hurrr durrr track calories and macros exactly, time nutrients properly relative to workout
>unavoidably gain fat with the muscle

Adenosine a meme y/n?

>>39794292
>chancing prison time for gains.
What sort of shithole do you live in? People actually go to jail for steroids.

>>39792942
no there is no good amount of cycle. you decide when its enough and when it isnt. Some people do 2 cycles and are jacked for the next 2 years. Some people run 500 test, 600 deca, 300 tren for 1 year straight and look like a 6 months lifter.
yes you'll be hooked after your first cycle. Hardly anyone stays true to his "just one cycle breh".

i never ever heard of intricat. I dont do PCT but i know Nolva/clomid is the way to go.

>>39794368
Welcome to the south. It's a felony here to have them without a prescription.

>>39790447
Holy fuck kek. Bimbo you're the reason I started coming to fraud, I love looking at your fucking crazy life. Thanks for that Christmas present.

>waiting for my hairline to stabilize and get down to below 200 so I can roid to my hearts content

>>39794423
>>>waiting for my hairline to stabilize
lol

i got news for you

also u might wanna go by bf% not weight. bimbo is shredded as fuck at 250 but a fatass could have 0 muscle and just be obese at the same weight and height

>>39794429
>>39794429

If I'm already on finasteride, minodoxil, PSO and palmetto how badly will test fuck my shit up?

I'm aware about the bf% below 200 is my goal for right now. I'm not sure if I want to cut to 15% or below. I really want strength gains mostly and some size. I prefer being thicc than shredded.

>>39794456
>I prefer being thicc than shredded.
comedy gold, suuuure

if you had two buttons infront of you and one was to become 8% and the other to become 15% we both know which one you would hit

>>39794493
wanna be thicc everywhere, thicc glutes, thicc hammies, thicc glands

>>39794493
8% with no gain in lbm or 15% bf with a 20lb lbm gain? Option 2.
>>39794423
Thanks dude I'm getting tied up as I type this

>>39794634
how does being fat add 20lbs of lbm, when if you just suck it up and psmf you can drop almost 2%bf a week

>>39794683
>when if you just suck it up and psmf you can drop almost 2%bf a week
thats a little ambitious

Does anyone know how badly test will fuck my shit if I'm already on stuff for mpb?

Okay so i know this is considered a meme but.. but i got so much more handsome after getting on test. Is this a thing? I swear i look so good lately and i have done nothing about my face, just pinned test for the first time 8 months ago. Also my neck go so fucking thick, i makes me look so chad-ish and alpha and intimidating. I love it.