You know what working out for two years has got me? I'm

>>39782188
>I'm the guy that fucks the wife's of cucks while they jerk off in the corner.
That has literally never happened, outside of a porno.

>>39782194
>That has literally never happened, outside of a porno.

You have much to learn, kid.

>>39782194
You're genuinely wrong. I live in a small city, 50k, and an even smaller city 30 min. away has an S&M club in a barn once a month.

>>39782194
You live a sheltered life kid.

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>>39782188
KEK

>>39782194
I bet u are one of those permavirgins who also thinks that everyone who says he had sex is lying

>>39782188
>that feel when your cucking this dudes milf wife
>hot blondie with big tits and slender body
>around 40 years, but with the body of a 20yr old
>she has two kids at home who are sleeping
>"ohh anon you are amazing, you make me feel so sexy and young"
>enternigger.png
>cuck fucker husband notices the hung nigger
>invites him to come fuck his wife
>get told to my time fucking milfy is done so this nigger can get his dick in
>"wow now thats a real dick, I can really get off to this" husband in the corner watching
>tfw degenerate nigger with aids was an cucking upgrade
>still want to get my orgasm in
>sit in the corner with cuckboi and we jerk each other off to his wife getting blacked
>black guys noticed us jerking each other off
>comes over and joins in the jerkoff session
>we are all so excited

>>39782188
Please be in London.

>>39782188
Are you....me?

>>39782194
Not op. It happened to me at a bar, girl brought me home for her bf to watch

>>39783488
>Are you....me?

I might be.

Why is this in any way surprising?
In most of the western world we are like 10-15 guys to a girl and girls have extremly inflated standards
I had a girl on a date ask me "So how much money are you willing to spend on me?" and another girl i got to know got around 2k to be some dudes gf

>>39782188
OP I was doing that before I even got serous about working out.

Really cuck couples have such low standards to meet. You just need to be able to articulate yourself to them. Hell even that isn't a hard requirement once you identified them as cucks. Main thing is domming the fuck out of the woman.

I lost my virginity to someone's wife...did I make it b-b-b-bros?

I was almost a wizard

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>finish fucking chick
>she says "and you wonder why I don't want my boyfriends dick"

mfw