>Be ex fat fuck >Become objectively biggest, strongest,

>>39779171
>better dressed at the gym
u wot

>>39779171
>Instant gym nemesis

How`s the autism going?

>>39779211
>not competitive

How's the low test going?

>>39779224
Youre the one who got instantly insecure by a DYEL /fa/ggot. "high test" people dont.

>>39779171
>"benches" 2x45 & 2x25
I've seen such autism only once, from a woman

>>39779277
He desginitely wasn't dyel
>6'4" 210lbs

And I'm definitely not low test, I'm on the high end. I had a complete blood work done recently.

Competitiveness is inherently high test.

>be me, new town new gym
>don't really know anyone that could recommend me a good gym, stumble in to some elderly care place
>whatever, i can use the one free day they offer
>go toward the bench (smith), see this midget glaring at me
>wearing an oversized anime shirt and pants, obviously lost a little weight
>good on him
>start warming up, still recovering from an injury i got while rescuing stray puppies from a burning orphanage
>got them all but Rover, R.I.P
>bench 45 a couple of times
>stabbing pain in chest, no way jose
>give it up, hear the aforementioned man laugh
>some people need to laugh at others, honestly I pity him
>the gym gets real awkward for a couple of minutes
>the guy hops on the bench, presses 2pl8 for maybe an inch off his chest
>alright, good thing it was the smith machine
>later at the front desk the clerk tells me he has been causing trouble for a while
>apparently they can't get rid of him because he is mentally disabled
>starts screaming about scoops and pianos when approached
>hopefully they got rid of the guy
never went back, the place didn't even have a curl rack

Nobody besides another gymcel would care about how much you lift. The only thing that matters in life is how good you look, and by your own admission he's better looking than you.

You lost, fatty, and all the pause reps in the world won't help you.

>>39779400
kek

>>39779391
You sound like a huge faggot

>>39779391
Lab probably messed up the samples, you sound like a low test beta fag

>>39779544
>>39779686
I guess if you're consistently the weakest at the gym, you convince yourself the one one that's alpha
>bacause reasons

>>39779987
You're such a bitch faggot.

>>39779400
fucking kek, thank you anon

>>39779400
kek

>strongest in gym
>benching 2pl8 5x5
where are you going, planetfitness?

>>39780108
kek pretty fucking much
Squat rack is always empty… No reason to goto a different gym

>be me, smith machine
>be put in place in some elderly gym, people never use me for OHP but violate me by doing curls, squats, benches, and deadlifts on me all the fucking time.
>the only one who talks to me is some autist midget
>I can't believe there are actually people out there who speak smithanese
>he's always talking about "scoops" to me
>one day he's chatting me up while the first chad in a long time walks into the gym
>comes over and starts benching
>finishes
>autist is visibly triggered and goes 2pl8 5x5
>almost breaks me in the process
>tell him that I'm made for shoulder workouts and to fuck off.

>>39779400
qeq

>>39779189
I bet OP wears basketball shorts to the gym

>>39779987
Everything OP posts belongs in a cringe thread, this can't be real lmao

>>39779171
You forgot to remove the excess weight in your ego, faggot.