To keep it fit related: >mfw someone actually curls in the

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>>39775909

Once you have successfully completed the first task of my plan, CONGRATULATIONS! You have just scored your first victory in the game of women.

Remember that though you might be initially repulsed by the specimen which you have now given a means to contact you at any time, she will soon be usurped by a superior beast.

Now you have the ugly girls number and attention. Keep in mind she is hideous and thus starved of all male attention. She is the kind of girl that actually wants "a nice guy" because she knows Chad will never bat an eye in her direction. BE VERY SWEET TO THIS GIRL! Make her fall in love with you, head over heels. This can be quite tricky and may require a few ugly girls before you get it down for the first time.

(Chad got it down in middle school and that's why Stacy isn't impressed by your attempts anymore.)

>continued

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>>39775943

Now that this girl is infatuated with you, it will send signals to the girls who are slightly better than her that you may have some desirable quality which makes you a suitable partner. They will now take interest in you.

(Note: You don't have to go full on relationship with the horrid creature who is currently the subject of your charms, rather just make her hover around you.)

The slightly more attractive girls will now let you approach them without fail. They are already subconciously considering you as a partner and will welcome any approaches you make. DO NOT SPILL SPAGHETTI AT THIS STAGE. Play it cool. A lot of you seem to think girls want someone to come sweep them off their feet while it's actually mostly mentally unstable girls who want that. Act like you are better than them but don't be arrogant.

At this stage the girls should be acceptable looking (for your standards) and thus they will actually be more comfortable with you talking to other girls which means you can score even more digits from several girls and possibly get a foot in with their slightly better looking acquaintances.

>continued

>>39775996
go on bro i will give this a try

I don't date vapid whores and I don't want to act like one.

>>39775909
Just find a thicc escort

>>39775909
i already turned wizard a month ago. nothing can stop me now from achieving that wraith

>actually saw someone curling in the squat rack today
>he was using the oly bar
>he had 5kg total on the ends

Another guy
>he's in the other rack
>45 degree row position (I'm already cringing, pendlay masterrace)
>bar's on shins about a foot from ground, no weight added
>he deadlifts it to mid-abs
>rows it back down
>does this for 10 reps (I'm between squat sets watching him in the mirror)
>racks bar
>I bang out a set, wanna see his next one
>Finish just as he picks the bar up again
>Bar in front of shins, same back angle
>he rows it up
>Lets it back down like a deadlift

What sort of next-level DYEL programming did I witness, /fit/?