>Got pulled over today at the treadmill >Gym officer said

>>39769184
>tfw gym officer searches me to see if I have any illegal creatine

>>39769184
>tfw surprise penis inspection day
>haven't washed under my foreskin in weeks because i like to build up the smegma and then swirl my finger around in it and smell it
>gonna get kicked out for not meeting the penis hygiene standards

JUST

>>39769184
This brings back memories
>11th grade PE class
>have to do 20 mins of cardio in the weightroom because my pussy bitch partner wants to listen to the teacher
>crank the treadmill up to max speed in hopes of attracting a female mate
>if thats not enough i decided to go to max incline as well
>making a lot if noise and basically stomping on the treadmill
>everyone looking at me like im a retard
>gym teacher yelling at me
>pretend not to hear and go on for about a minute
>eventually stop
>gym teacher says of i do that again im failing the class
>i didnt get to mate with any of the cute girls in our class

>>39769184
Should have ran faster

>squat shaman cursed the gym barbell again..

>>39769184
>>39769184
>zoned out while on the treadmill
>accidentally ran 5k
>under arrested for suspicion of killing gains

>go to a job interview
>guy interviewing me says he will match my 401k
>start running
>a week later find out he didn't even start
>don't get the job