>"Yo you wanna come over? We got pizza, music, movies,

i dont understand

she saw it but didn't reply

>>39765259
>"everyone's funny asf!"
wtf ?

>>39765480
hahaha yeh i read this and lmao'd
how fucking autistic can u get OP

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>everyone's funny asf

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>everyone's funny asf

>eating pizza
just kys

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>>39765843

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>everyone's funny asf!

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>everyone's funny asf

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>everyone's funny asf!

>>39765259
>tfw girl i like said she wants a puppy for christmas
>tfw looks she isnt going to get one
>tfw thinking about buying her a cute stuffed puppy

is that creepy?

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>everyone's funny asf!

And i thought i was autismo.
Wow

>>39765259

>everyone is a funny assfuck

n-no homo

>>39765259
Well then, my friend, take a hint. Move on.

>>39765954
You're going to buy her a stuffed puppy?

I hope you mean a plush toy and not a fucking dead, preserved puppy.

>>39765964
are you really that retarded?

>had a small party with like five gym and regular friends today, one female
>we all ended up banging this girl while playing vidya and the like
>was a pretty great time during
>depressed and feel like a degenerate now that I'm home
>want to not be a degenerate but have no self control when faced with pleasure and youth in the moment

>>39765970
No, but im worried you are. Retard.

>>39765971
Nice. I would have only done that if i had gone first.

Dont like that sloppy seconds shit.

>>39765964
I thought that's what he meant as well

>>39765974
You're the retard.

>>39765978

>acting like you can choose

*tips fedora*

>>39765875

CHAD eats pizza etc etc

>>39765971

>feeling guilty for having fun

/pol/ not even once

>>39765971
You ARE a degenerate

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>>39765971
Retarded niggershit!

>>39766058
>>39766064
I know you're absolutely right. It is bad for the soul and the western world.
But the thickness of the atmosphere and the roids can't be argued with.
This isn't even the most degenerate thing I've done.

>>39766086
As long as you feel guilty

>>39766092
The issue is that I will do it again
I cannot change, I am beyond hope

>>39766095
Why would you want to

Seems a bit gay to me, sitting there waiting for your turn while another guy fucks the girl in front of you

>>39766111
because it feels good, like drugs and games
We've all done this before, like the majority of attractive college students.

>>39766115
You're a lost cause it seems

>>39765959
KEK

>>39766115
i'm mad jelly apart from the possible stds, care to explain how it happened?

>>39766141
There is no great explanation.

>Everyone is hanging out
>pretty cute short-haired huge-assed female friend we all know
>Sexual tone creeps in, arousal in the air
>She says "not gonna lie, I'm really horny right now" in a laughing but clearly honest way
>eventually friend starts making out with her, she starts going down on him
>I take a risk, rip her jeans down, join in
>sexual activities proceed for the next several hours
>eventually we all go to the restaurant next door and leave her in bed, hang out and talk about stuff, oddly endearing moment
>go back, more sex, but less energetic
>We all agree that we're done, call it a night

>>39766170
why are you depressed about it? it sounds pretty alpha if a little cuckish. you can trade places with me being sexless for 8 months

>>39765954

Only creepy if you're ugly and/or have negative charisma.

I have bought many things for a girl that doesn't seem to like me and she was pretty excited about her christmas presents.

>>39766003
The only person who got to choose about sloppy seconds was your dad when he wanted to use tyrones sperms as lube you nigger.

>>39766170
I'm not even autistic but this is fucking disgusting, never mind the girl, have you no dignity?

>>39766217
>this is fucking disgusting,
I know.

>never mind the girl, have you no dignity?
No. I have an addiction.

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>>39765971
Good goy

>>39766170
It's interesting how amongst low life people there is this parallel other society where shit like this happens, Kek.
Or maybe that's a USA tbing, who knows.

>>39765971
>>39766170
Just tell us was the girl white then we can wrap this up.

>>39765954
it's less creepy than buying her a real puppy, have you tried buying her a real puppy yet?

>>39765259
Feelin fit buddy?

>>39766086
>e thickness of the atmosphere and the roids can't be argued with.
then stop being a faggot and stop doing drugs.

>>39766229
>I have an addiction.
I didn't know being a huge faggot was addicting.

>>39765954
Since you post here, yes

>everyone's funny asf!

>>39765971
LOL imagine the day she marries an Omega provider and tells him she "doesn't feel" like having sex tonight

>>39765954
No, do it. Don't listen to these fags.

>>39765954
it is creepy if you are creepy.
You're creepy if you think you're creepy.
You think you're creepy if you ask us this.

>>39765971

Story time pls

>>39765971
That's fucking disgusting.

>>39766324
jej this

>>39765954

like a taxidermy one? or a plush one

>>39766260

she was native american

>>39766170
>inb4 rape allegations

>>39767548
And nothing of value was lost

>>39766115
TFW when doomed as a ugly manlet communter student

everyone here is so funny! please come

>>39765875
Motherfucker Pizza is the stuff that prevents me from suicide

[spoiler] I could really use a salmone right now...[/spoiler]

>>39767548
>implying "native American" in the current century.

So she was Jewish and/or White with 1/16 Cherokee heritage, allegedly?

>>39766170
>She says "not gonna lie, I'm really horny right now" in a laughing but clearly honest way

This was not her first gang bang. I guarantee it. It was already weird when she was the only chick at a complete sausage fest. Only possible excuse would be if she was someone's little sister or something. If not, certified slut just based on attending that all-male gathering by herself with no female backup.

>>39765971
>>39766170

was it not weird seeing other guys junk up close?I dont think I could get hard around another guy

>>39766324
kinda this, but at least this is not /r9km, if you have a body like Zyzz go ahead

>>39765984
>>39765974

Now this is a high level discussion

>>39766170
Is this an American thing?

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>everyone's funny asf

>>39769479
Browse /fit/ a little more. You'll change.

>>39770420
> kek

>>39765259
>everyone's funny asf

Ya done goofed

>>39767548
COLONIZED

>>39767548
God is good.

>>39770618
lmao underrated

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>>39765259

>everyone's funny asf

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>>39765259

>>39767548
this isn't me. She's white. I can't believe the thread is still here.

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>>39771106
Please give us some more details, I'm kekkin right now about this whole situation

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>>39771292
Seconded

>>39765954
Does she likes you already? If not, don't bother.

>>39765480
Haha I can just pic op messaging on his phone, sweaty, cheeto covered in a dark corner trying to convince the girl to come over.

>>39766170
I can't believe there are /fit/izens who haven't had a similar experience before. Nobody has ever had some college gym slut want to get pounded by 3-4 swole and aesthetic guys at the same time? Even Arnold has a story of a gangbang in Gold's Gym.

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>>39765259

>everyone's funny asf

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>when you run into high school classmates after 5 years and they have their shit together while you're still struggling to find a full-time job

>>39772337
alright, tell us about YOUR wacky orgy story, anon.

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>>39772435
I am this feel

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>everyone's funny asf!

>asf
i don't understand

>>39772787

He had a stroke

>>39771106
This is also not me. She was actually mixed. Latina and Italian, from what I can tell. I will ask her at the next party.

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>>39772435
>when you haven't emotionally matured from your 20s and it feels like your life's been on pause so you're trying to get /fit/ again and go back to partying since that's where you left off but all your friends are married and their kids are like 8 years old already and you can't believe that much time has passed

>>39772849
Fuck off. None of these guys are real. I am the real OP. She is African American.

>>39765875
bitches love pizza

>"Yo you wanna come over? We got pizza, music, movies, everyone's funny asf!"
coded gangbang invite

>>39765259
Maybe if you didn't try to make it sound like you were advertising for a fucking Chuck E. Cheese it would have gotten a better response.

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>>39765480
>everyone's funny asf

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>>39766115
hahaha yea we've all done this hahaha
yea

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>>39765259
>everyone's funny asf!

>>39765954
Cute and thoughtful, do it

>>39769479
I could if he was j00cy

>>39771962
>you will never have hershlag and kunis gobble on your dick and massage your prostate

>>39772435
>look up old classmates/friends online
>one's doing a phd
>one's an actress
>one's got a city job flying all over the world on business trips
>one's married
>one's a teacher
>one's a doctor

me? i'm a neet virgin memelord

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>>39765259
>everyone's funny asf

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>>39765259
>>39765480
>everyone's funny asf!

>>39772862
ok none of these people are me. She was a 14 year old with down syndrome we kidnapped from a hospital.

>>39776242
epic

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>>39765259
>everyone's funny asf!

I don't understand.

>>39772852
Why do you want to connect to where you have stoped? Start something completely new. Unlike your peers you have no commitments and nothing that holds you back.

>>39772957
kek

>>39765259
>everyone's funny asf
ya blew it

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>>39765480
>wtf?
>everyone's funny asf!

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>>39776242
Wtf this isn't me

The girl in question happened to be my daughter who I found out had let another man peek under her burka, so my sons and I laid in wait to rape her once she came home

By allah, the pussy was tight

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>>39777185
on allah, habibi we fucked her harder than Mahmoud fucks the ceremonial goat

can somebody capped this thread?
Everybody's Funny asf

>>39778086
this

>>39765954
better than buying her a real one so she can abandon it after a while

people offering pets as a present should be shot

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You feelin' fit buddy? C'MON over, we've got squats, scoops and sips. Everyone's funny asf!

This is more coomon than lots of people think. Ive been to a pary before where it was like 7 guys and an ounce of weed and they keps calling thotties and having them come over and smoking them out and getting their dicks sucked and fucking them. They were white btw

>>39778241
Im fuckin kekkin anon

>>39778252
>party

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>>39778241

>You feelin' fit buddy?

Oh fuck I remember that thread.

> me and a few friends are chilling at ___. Wanna join?

>funny asf

Welcome to the JUST group, OP.

Honestly, participating in a gangbang is really fucking trashy. I know no one that would share a girl, and if a girl ever ended up in a gangbang she would be considered crazy and trashy as fuck.

This has to be some weird american shit that springs up because the sex culture there is so fucked up.

>>39778791

It's hot IMO. I'd do it.

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>>39765259
>everyone's funny asf!

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>>39778617
It was like 2 days ago, who doesn't fucking remember?

>>39765259
Well you write like a child so I assume she's not a pedophile then.

>>39778791
shout out to j squad

Op here... how do I delete threads?

Im sorry

>>39781326
Write delete in the name and message box

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>>39778241
>he doesn't answer with moshi moshi

>>39781326
Why would you delete it? Everyone in this thread is funny asf

>everyone's funny asf!
Jesus

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>>39782674
>>39782638
>>39779106
>>39778647
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>>39777140
>>39777134
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>>39777055
>>39775578
>>39775553
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>>39770805
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>>39765480
OP HERE

okay guys seriously. she still hasn't replied. was it really THAT bad???

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>>39782691
it wasn't that bad it was funny asf

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>>39782717
fuck it. im out

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>everyone's funny asf!

>>39782747
STAHP IT!

>>39782691
It's probably the worst thing anybody's said on /fit/ since the "Feelin' fit buddy?" "Yeah, I'm just a lucky guy" thing.

>>39765971
>not gonna lie I'm really horny right now
>this really happened guys pls believe me

Real life isn't like it is in porn you retard

>>39782864
i remember something about this do you have screen cap ?

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>>39783306

>>39783306
>i remember something about this

It was less than two weeks ago.

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>>39765259
Include me in the screenshot