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how do i get the jesus on then cross look ?
im think i won't eat much and work out a lot plus grow my hair out
his legs look pretty toned though but not too bulky
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Literally dyelmode
You need to find pics of swolejesus
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>>39762644
Roid
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>>39762698
jesus wasn't dyel
he had that ancient prophet physique that the average dyel dreams of
look at those ribs and stigmatas, its alpha as fuck
the hair is also probably part of it
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>>39762698
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Lose the lottery
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>>39762779
Jesus is the ultimate expression of true beauty
he won the lotto 100% even if you're not a Christian unless youre a philistine
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Yeah, Christ would have realistically been pretty fit, given that he was a carpenter (or mason, depending on which set of Gospels you use) who was also a fisherman and avid walker.
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>>39763054
I reckon he would have had very low body fat and a mild amount of muscle
He also would have been doing a lot of walking
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30 second planks
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>>39763202
More like a life time of planks
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>>39763305
more like CrossFit
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