Do you guys hit on girls or getting hit on the gym? >be me

No, whenever I glance at women they tend to hasten their workouts and leave as quickly as possible.

>>39756308
are you a creepy looking person?

whenever i see some girl in yoga pants doing ass exercises in squat rack and i'm on limited time i'll stand behind her and stare at her ass. 9/10 times they leave and i don't have to wait

>>39756340
what happens the other 1/10 times?

>>39756480
they keep working out and let me stare at it. it's a win win situation for me either way

>>39756277
>use sailor moon pic
Who are you trying to fool

>>39756277
The key is never to hit on women you haven't talked to before at the gym, but learn to recognize them elsewhere. If you're grocery shopping and see one, just go say "hi, you work out at x, right?" [response doesn't matter] "alright, cool, see you there!" And leave.

Then you hit on them. That way you have "common interests" and means you leave your rape dungeon for things other than sweating in public.

>>39756277
>be bi
>be halfway through my workout, not many people in the gym
>on warm up set of OHPs
>still dyel
>hot older man walks in
>good body, salt n pepper hair, 50 yo at most
>see him, smile at him all friendly like
>he walks up to me, starts showing pointers
>know all this just play a long because he smells good
>gets sort of handsy
>kind of enjoying it tbqh
>getting worked up
>darts his hand into my shorts
>squeezes
>breath in sharply
>half surprised half horny as hell
>"Ya forgot to work this muscle, son ;)"

homegym masterrace

I'm at the gym to improve my body not get girls.

That's why between sets I browse /fit/ on my phone and giggle like a retard.

>>39756277
>Do you guys hit on girls or getting hit on the gym?
Neither, girls are taken or there is better competition where she can pick from.

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>>39757491
god almighty

>>39756277
I always see girls looking at me and smiling. Usually not breaking eye contact.

I have no idea if that's good or bad. Probably bad, given how I look and how DYEL I am.

>tfw finally benched 195 for reps yesterday after stalling for weeks
It was very relieving. I wanna hit 2pl8 so badly.

>>39756277
I'll stare at a girls butt if it's really nice for a few seconds, but why would you try to meet women at a gym? You're there to work out...aren't you?

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>>39757491
Was that your dad?

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>>39757491

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>>39756277
>>a girl came in waiting it

>>39756541
kek

>>39756277
>drink water from water cooler
>a girl came in waiting it
Then stop occupying the fucking water cooler, you nob. let her have some if she wants it

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>>39757491
nice

>>39757491
Fuck, these always get me.

>>39756277
Bro I have a foolproof strategy.

Whenever I see a qt that I haven't seen before, I give her a big smile, wave at her, then come straight up to her and tel her 'Ayyy Stacy you look great it's been years'


Then she gets all confused and I just go 'oh shit lol' and talk to her for a bit and ask for her number

Perfect opener

>grill who is half a foot shorter than me but lifts about the same asked if I was done with the only good place to DL, say ya, she mentions how the half rack doesn't work
>Y-yea I noticed that too
>Flee the gym

>See her another day she is just finishing lat pulldowns,
>Ask if she's done as she's wiping down the machine in a voice 1.5 times too loud, also my cadence isn't normal for talking

>Sitting on bench by the door, hear chubby grill say hey how are you
>Turn around and say not bad you? Then I notice she was talking to the manlet gym manager in his office right behind me
>We politely trade spaghetti back and forth for a short time

But no not really... I'd never make a move on a woman in a place they can't really get away from like gym or work... That's the only place I see them though so...

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>>39757491
heh

>>39756319
i think it might be my ph(ear)onomones. im a very intimidating guy.

>>39759073
>We politely trade spaghetti back and forth for a short time
kek

>set up on freeweight bench in front of mirror
>seriously like two feet from the wall
>entire freeweight area open behind me
>girl awkwardly walks in front of me to get to the water fountain
>has to squeeze past more than she expected and turns her butt to me to get by
>does so again on the way back
>stop and watch her the second time
>her face is more red than when she finished her workout
social autism afflicts both genders lads

>>39757491
I second >>39759020

>>39757953
lol'd

>>39756277
I never get hit on the fuck you talking about

>>39759042
little greeasy but all's fair
what if they just ask where you know each other from? or better yet you get called out after being seen do this three times

>out of state
>first time not going to a powerlifting gym since I started working out
>have to use a normie commercial gym for a week
>dyel as fuck still
>load up lmao3pl8 for deadlift
>couple people come and watch my working weight
>embarrassing as fuck because it's only 3pl8
>qt girl asks me how long I've been lifting
>"f-few months"
>says I must be naturally talented
>some guy asks me for my routine and form pointers
>most popular I've been in my entire life
>qt girl asks me what I'm doing after this
>end up going to a bar then back to my hotel
>still confused, feel like I'm being rused

Most confusing week of my life and I haven't had sex since.

>>39756541
this guy's got his shit figured out