Neck is important as fuck. Especially for fighting. If you can't

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how much dick do i have to suck to achieve THICC neck?

take steroids so your neck will get so big you cant fid a dress shirtt at kohls to accomodate it

>>39753368
>not shopping at saks

Shouldn't have spent all your money on gear

Thick necks and forearms are the most underrated parts of an aesthetic physique

>>39753392
Legit. Only wrestlers and a small minority of athletes know about and actually train neck.

How do I into neck training?

>>39753488
Go get yourself a neck harness
Start small and slowly increase the weight.
Look up neck harness exercises on youtube.

>>39753355
Short neck here, how do I elongate my neck so I'm more well-proportioned?

>>39753564
Short neck is good dude. Thing and long go hand in hand. Training it should elongate it slightly since the muscle will grow.


Short neck is masculine anyway.

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>>39753595
Yeah but I'm also fat and 5'7", with very broad shoulders. I know being thicc is a e s t h e t i c but I think I need to lean up a little bit. I'm physically almost identical to this

>>39753631
Yeah dude you should definitely lose weight.
Like there's no reason why you shouldn't.

Broad shoulders & thick neck is a killer combo. Looks intimidating af and it wets pussies.

>>39753727
Thx bro. Time to get these pussies wet

>>39753355
dope thread bro

>>39753970
Cheers bro

>>39753488
wrestlers bridge.

>>39754159
They aren't as efficient as neck harness training

Neck training is for injury prevention in contact sports

The average jabroni doesn't need it

>>39754193
>>39754159
wut about neck curls?

>>39754217
So when the average jabroni is getting hassled by some drunk roid head who punches him in the face and he breaks his neck and gets knocked out because he didn't train neck, I'll lead him to you.

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>>39754159
SNAP CITY, SNAP SNAP CITY

>>39754229
you need a harness to do proper neck curls that isolate the neck muscles.

I'd love to use a neck harness if it wasn't the most retarded looking equipment and excercise

>>39753355

>scooby

I can imagine him getting mad or fighting.

>>39754451
>caring this much about what other people think

low T pencil neck detected.

>>39754451
I'm gonna buy one and just use it at home

>>39754539
>not caring about how you look
Fat basement dweller detected

>>39754451
I made one out of chain, some strap and a rugby headgear. Cost me fuck all.

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Using Tyson as somebody who can take a punch

lmao


Also as somebody who actually follows boxing and its intricacies, Having a large neck doesn't mean you can take hit's better. It's helps keep your head in place and chin tucked when hit by combinations but no amount of neck training is going to save your ass when you walk face first into punches.

>>39754591
Shutup man. You sound incredibly pretentious. Congratulations man, you're somebody who ACTUALLY follows boxing!!

The number one cause of knockout is snapped neck through punch. neck training can prevent it.
>>39754576
Low IQ detected. You'd rather look like a pencil necked beta all your life than spend an hour a week training it to look masculine and sexy.

>>39754649
Number cause of knockout is exhaustion and being unable to answer back while you're getting pummeled on the ropes.


I don't know what makes you feel inclined to have an opinion on something you admittedly don't know shit about.

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>>39754649
>someone doesnt want to ruin his social status by being ridiculous
>"low iq detected! lol!"

>hurrr muh neck
>get slammed in the face trying to look aesthetic in a fight
>wake up 10 minutes later having seizures

>tfw oblong face and thick neck would look stupid

>>39754875
>trying to look aesthetic in a fight

Wot cunt?

Srs this board is low iq as fuckkkkk

>>39754290
Yeah but that doesn't really happen

>>39754893
>this alpha LARPing low IQ beta

>>39754902
>>39754924
>>39754933
Might as well just be a fat fuck if your neck is bigger than your fucking head, faggot.

>>39754299
Fucking this. I almost sectioned my own medulla by attempting a wrestlers bridge

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>>39754950
ok necklet

>>39754159
Can confirm the neck bridge. As someone who didn't do any contact sports, I was light enough to do neck bridges and my neck actually got bigger from it. More than anything else.

Where do you mean measure neck thickness from

>>39754917
>Hasnt happened

>>39754995
Like a cylinder. Rope around a cylinder then measure that rope.

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>>39754933

>>39755662
kek

>>39754437
I don't have one, all I can really does is stuff like lying neck extensions or maybe banded stuff.

I'm thinking of picking up rugby next semester.

>>39753631
>almost identical
I hope you don't have the stretch marks.