Could you take this deer? It literally BREAKS INTO the gym a

>>39752436
Rofl look at its legs. Id just jump on its back and kill the beast

>>39752436
How the hell did the deers life go so wrong?

I heard a deer can squat about 700-900 pounds. However, I can probably out-bench it.

>>39752436
>using bench for jumping exercises
>crossfit tier

>>39752700
implying there is anything wrong with crossfit

>>39752687
>out bench a quadroped
Lel yeah right m8

>>39752872

honestly i could do it. I can bench about 180 for 5 reps. i doubt the deer could.

>>39752872

>autism, the post

Those hooves are hard as fuck. One bad step and that thing catches you in the temple then you're done.

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>that guy backing away with his dumbbells in front of him defensively

>>39752436
since, this one has been shot through the lungs, yeah i think i could take it

All those muscles yet when bambi arrives you're all fucked.

Hell no. I used to wrestle deer in TX when you got a bad shot on em. Would grab them by the head and they'd throw you about 20 feet!! They like to kick you in the groin. That's when you get pissed off and cut them. But they usually give you one last fight.

Nuh uh deer are strong as fuck!

only literally sissy faggots couldnt take a deer 1 on 1. it would be so easy.

and you could definitely out-bench it and out-squat it.

>>39753048
i laughed so hard at this