Fraud Steroid General

>>39751675
Are you 5'7

>>39751675

Why do you need to do cardio when using?

Would that not increase the likelyhood of heart hypertrophy?

i love the title huehue

will lurk silently for a bit

>>39751682

I'm 5'10.5".

I would post what gym I go to if I wasn't 100% sure someone would call them up and tell them I sell drugs out of the parking lot or like shoot me in the parking lot so I stop posting here

>>39751707

related question:

People seem to use DNP with roids alot, would that not increase the chance of heart hypertrophy aswell? DNP always makes my heart rate increase

steroids are for manlet faggots

>>39751707
>>39751757
Cardio helps keep blood pressure and lipids in check, which reduces the risk of heart problems. Of course, a massive amount of cardio (like a few marathons a week) would be an issue. And DNP isn't a stimulant so you shouldn't get much of an increased heart rate from it.

>>39751779
Good thing I'm 4'2" and love cock then!

>>39751801
Hey bb.
> Tfw no pocket sized roider bf

>>39751675

is ESTP real girl or what?

>>39751784

Thanks for the answer

so the rule of thumb im guessing would be cardio, but not aiming to improve your time/distance?

My biggest fear is fucking up my heart

>>39751840
You bet your possibly comically sized gonads she is.

Then again
>there are no girls on the internet
someone should get b& for technical rulebreaking.

>>39751856
Yeah, do a little cardio each week but don't try to always be setting PR's. I do 30 minutes of jogging after each workout, for example. The three cases when you would likely see heart issues on gear are if you:
1.) Run large amounts of gear for a long time without breaks (a gram or two a week for a few years)
2.) Let your blood pressure and hematocrit get high and stay high for a long time
3.) Have an underlying heart condition
Do cardio, get regular bloodwork, and get a checkup before you begin and you'll be 100% gucci.

>>39751740
>shoot me in the parking lot so I stop posting here
It's tempting.

Why do people say test takes two weeks to leave your system but youre not supposed to feel it for four? How does that make sense?

Also I had to stop pinning for 10 days, how long would it take for it to return to normal one I start pinning again?

>>39752107
>my friend

Lmao

>>39752096
Check out steroidcalc.com

>>39752118
I use steroidcalc but it still kind of confuses me. If i pin something like tren ace its going to peak in like a day but does that mean its going to start giving me full effects that quickly? Doesn't every compount need some time to take effect even if its already absorbed?

>>39751890

Thanks man

>>39752197
Steroid hormones do take some time to kick in, even after they reach peak levels in your bloodstream. You gotta remember they're changing how your cells express their genes, changes aren't gonna happen in an hour or two.

In regards to your original question, it generally takes about 4 weeks for you to be able to notice a difference, but the actual test e molecules are gone after about two weeks. Since your HPTA responds to the level of testosterone, not the effects of the testosterone, you wait two weeks to start PCT. TLDR, blood levels of testosterone and effects of testosterone don't track perfectly.

Anyone got any fun first pinning stories? I was thinking back to how I was pacing up and down and then put on an Arnold motivation video till I had the balls to stab myself

>>39752107
I wouldn't even let him start on sarms. He needs to train naturally for a while, and learn to appreciate what hard work in the gym means.
Training on substances after 2 months is stupid. He will see accelerated growth even if he puts in 50% effort. This positive affirmation early on will set him up to fail later.

Basic analogy is a spoiled brat who had everything given to him growing up. They will be a shithead compared to someone that learned to make compromises while young and to work for what they have.

>>39753273

u should delete this man

>>39752270
>thinks study is invalid because of high dosage
Rats are incredibly resistant to a lot of things despite their small size. You have to give rats a large amount or else you wont get any effect in time. That in no way means that standard dose of aspartame is safe and wont give you a similar effect. Maybe it will take 1 year, maybe it will take multiple years, you cant discount it.

>>39753286
>>39753394
sarms are okay i think, it the roids that are not ok

>>39753441
don't expect mods to know what sarms are/that they're legal

the word "source" in /fraud/ is enough to get you banned. hell you might just get banned for "advertising" if they jus don't like you

enjoy going blind from research chemicals while thinking legal= safe

>>39751675
Trim your armpit hair.

>>39753541

>he thinks I look like that

in my dreams lel

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Anyone else ever got swollen lips on DNP?

I've heard that allergies can happen but they go away if you blast Benadryl daily anywhere between 7-14 days and then start the cycle.

Has this happened to any of y'all?

>>39753634
the weirdest side effect DNPs ever given me was turning my earwax yellow. scared me
i've read about people losing their ability to taste food for months because of dnp

>>39753679
Dnp is poison and has the weirdest fucking side effects for some people. 99.9% of the rime though you just feel hot and have yellower piss

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The fuck is this bullshit with coinbase? I deposited money into my USD wallet like a week ago and it says it should arrive today but it's still not there.

Ordered some caber, Clomid, and a caseload of antibiotics from ADC. Got a pink slip from the USPS saying I have to go in to get it or reschedule a delivery. What do?

>>39753759
>>39753759
Just go in and get it lol? It's not a big deal, that's what I did.

>>39753759
since it's overseas you need to sign for it. either wait again or go in. you are fine.
>>39753731
coinbase really sucks at first.
>tfw after months of waiting i can finally order as much as i want instantly.
if you link with a cc i think it's instant too.

>>39751675

>>39748776
I've noticed that I tend to be more aggressive and confident (in good ways) on test. Those are just basic things that testosterone does, but you get more of it.

A lot of you guys are BnC, right? What do you do if you have to come off?
Do you run HCG periodically to keep the testes alive, or do you just yolo it and hope that the HCG and clomid will bring it back up to speed if you eventually come off?

>>39753805
Clomid is fucked up, nolva is better. Try dealing with clomid sides and you'll see.

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R8 my bonfire faggots. Come at me brehs!

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>>39753789
>if you link with a cc i think it's instant too
I added my debit card and half the time it says there was an authorization error and I should contact my bank and the other times it allows me to buy ~$100 worth.

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>>39753950
And my deposit just showed up. Yay

Is 800mg tren/mast too much? I'm not getting any particularly bad sides but I'm starting to think going down to 600 and just making my cycle slightly longer may have better results.

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>>39754048
Nah. I'm doing 1g tren e 600 mast e with 400 test. But I guess it depends if you have a finite amount of gear. If so I'd switch to 600.

>>39754048
800mg of each or total?

>>39754136
>depends if you have a finite amount of gear
I mean I've already been on this cycle for like 8wks, even if I reduce the dose I'm not sure I'd want to stay on tren for more than another 6-8wks for health and hairline reasons.

>>39754140
Each

>>39754154
Damn lol. If you're not getting bad sides and your bloodwork looks good you could probably keep going. That being said I personally would take it down to 600 for a longer cycle but I prefer to go slow and steady instead of yoloblasting.

How long does it take for test c to start working? I feel like I'm gaining and my lifts are a little heavier but I think it's just either placebo or my drive to lift now is crazy. Been doing 2x a week tues and thurs @ 400mg

>>39754237
test c has like a 6 day half life

>>39754272
So what are you trying to say?

Opinions on where to hide my two vials while crossing Canadian border? I was thinking taping them to the bottom of my protein powder container.

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>>39751675
hey guys i'm 18 and i have just finished a 12 week cycle of 500mg/test e per week. i gained about 30lb, probably mostly water though.

i have clomid for pct, i have been reading all these posts about how my htpa will be fucked forever and my t levels will be tranny tier. i'm starting my pct in 2 weeks anyway.

does anybody have any tips for maximizing test gains and keeping the minuscule amount of muscle that i gained?

>>39754332
Taped to the back of one of the speaker drivers in the car doors.

>>39754490
post pics of cycle

>>39754529
you mean like body pics or?

>>39754673
yes

>>39754493
Good Idea, was thinking behind my radio I installed, but I like your idea better faf lifs

>>39754493
I've crossed the border 3 times + 1 flight and never been searched. Even the first time they had to run me I had a marijuana charge from like 7 years ago they didn't search me. Just let me go right on through. I'm not worried, just rather be prepared. Basically once I'm in Canada it's not a big deal because at that point it's a simple ticket having sterons.

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>>39754237
Probably start to feel it after 6 weeks. Tbh you're not going to notice a whole lot from test unless you were low t originally.

>>39754154
Extend it for another 8 weeks if you have the gear.

>>39754798
Do they actually check shit at the Canadian border? I thought they just wanted to see IDs.

>>39754836
Only if it's your first time in the country, They just basically do a background check to make sure you don't have any violent felonies. After that it's just check your Passport and you're through.

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>>39754777
me atm.

>>39754910
>roiding for that

>>39755123
Yea, im not too worried. I got depressed and lost heaps of weight and being weak made me more depressed so I stupidly did a cycle when I could only afford shit food

>>39755294
Dude I don't mean this in a bad way but you're literally the last person who should hop on roids. You're 18, you're broke, and you clearly don't have your shit together. Get your life back on track and come back in a year or three to make sick gains.

First cycle. Don't wanna lose hair. Gonna use tbol 20 mg Ed for 6 weeks, don't care as much about aesthetics as I do athletic performanc (mma, rock climbing, recovery )

I'm convinced after reading... Seems to be the safest especially at a lower dose of 20mg a day for 6 weeks. Looking forward to strength gains (). 2017 will be my year boyo. Tbol + MT2 injects here I come. PS. Do I need PCT for TBOL? Was thinking nova

>>39755322
Might be a good idea to run a low dose of testosterone alongside the tbol. Something like 100mg a week would keep you healthy while not putting you beyond normal levels. And a light PCT with nolva would probably be a good idea. Maybe 20mg a day for three or four weeks.

>>39755344
test-E? I was planning on just doing tbol, why should I also run test? I don't wanna lose my hair

>>39752096

You'll feel it after 2 weeks.

>>39755322
>20mg tbol ed

>>39755357
Test e, test p, test c, it doesn't really matter that much, although test e and test c would be a little easier since you wouldn't have to inject as often. If you keep it to low dose test you won't have nay hair loss, because you'll be keeping your testosterone levels within the normal physiological range. And you should strongly consider it because oral steroids can shut down your endogenous testosterone production, so you'd have five weeks of no testosterone in your body, which would be.... unpleasant.

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>>39754910
>500 test e for 3 months
>18 years old
>broke
>This is the result

ouch. I guess the question is: "Why?"

>>39751675
Any problems with running DNP for 2 weeks after my first injection of Tren-E (400mg / wk)? I'm starting 50MG anavar today and I'm already cruising on 250mg/ Test.

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Also, this made me laugh.

>>39755696
>believing left one is natural
does anyone fall for this ?

>>39755696
Why do all bodybuilders in these shows always have some type of sociopathic looks in their eyes?

>>39755696
where’s the lie

>>39755715
I guess I'm not as jaded because I know what you can do with good genetics and dedication/diet. I'm not saying they are natty, but what about their physique makes you think they're roiding? Look at the roided bb, massive lats, delts, traps which these guys are lacking majorly.

Looks like good training for years and diuretics to me tbqh famalam.

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Does this guy look natty?

>>39755758
he could be

How do I into fraud as girl?

I don’t want to leave humanity behind and become Ms. Olympia, aesthetics is even only a neat but welcome side effect, I’m all about that performance and recovery.

I have dabbled in the matter before but only to keep shit genetics at bay, and whenever I try to get serious info from acquaintances on gear I either get hit on by Richard Paganini lookalikes (and I’m not nearly desperate enough to suck dick for medical advice kek) or drowned out in the irl equivalents of braaaaaap and reeeee.

pls halp

>>39755716
becuase that's what it takes to reach any real goal in life you fucking normie

>>39755782
>he could be
kek no, roids.

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>>39755948
>>39755758
>half natty lighting
>professional pic
>oiled up body
>pump
>literally holding weights
>still has meh traps
>small delts
>puffy obliques
>maybe 16 inch arms
>Chest is his most prominent feature

If he roids this is a case of
>roiding for this
because he isn't particularly impressive if we're really looking at it, he's just really handsome. Censor his face and you could make most of /cbt/ look like this with pump, weights, oil, and professional lighting/pics.

THIS is an aesthetic roiding body with good lighting and pics.

>>39755974
fapfapfap

No homo.

>>39753759
Dont do it bro your signature is used against you claiming its yours so u can be prosecuted for the contraband

>>39755756
just compare them to most famous natty bb's.
just look at eric helms,they might not have massive delts and traps but they are too full for their leanness.

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>>39755921
>Richard Paganini lookalikes
why did I kek so hard at this

Can’t really help you because I’m kinda dumb considering female endocrinology but have an interested bump with a random picture.

>>39755921
if you have shit genetics you will straight out turn into a man,steroids dont get you more feminine.

>>39755974
Probably takes a fat burning drug, or something light like ana.

>>39756293
Well just my luck then. I was told I could reap some benefits without growing a beard instantly but seems I was lied to.

>>39756302
>roid hard as fuck
>find traveling sideshow job as bearded lady/strongwoman bending steel pipes
>???
>profit

>>39756318
this caters to a fetish i was not aware of having

>>39755921
>I’m not nearly desperate enough to suck dick for medical advice

Not Murrican or at least Murrican but with private insurance, then. lol

>>39756302
Dont roid,even woman with good genetics gets manly as fuck on roids.
Eat well,exercise bla bla bla you know the drill.

>>39756302
Possibly small dosage of anavar, depends not really sure what you want

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>>39756302
cut out sugar and alchol out of your diet and eat more fats from, olive oil, butter, whole eggs, and any that would come from your meat sources.

that and eat more meats in general,

itll boost your test levels without makeing you a man but working out more is the key to all of this

remeber is 80% working out 20% diet and 10% drugs

>>39756418
yes small dosages

>>39756367
>>39756428
Yeah the whole good diet hard exercise part is covered and essentially has been a staple of my life for the last decade, refined sugar is the devil and the most I drink is the occasional sparkling wine on New Year’s Eve. I’m now trying to tickle out those remaining 10% you speak of.

>>39756418
I do an array of martial arts, calisthenics and half-ironmen twice a year, and am also pretty serious about my lifting despite being a small framed lightweight. I just want something to aid me with recovery (am turning 30 soon, age is showing kek) and keeping a good physique without having to either double my food intake and get idiotic bf% or having to abstain from some of my physical activity which I have come to love.

I was recommended Ana but when asking about good dosages I either get told to just fuck being feminine and go full retard, or to just take like 1-2mg e2d which even I understand is not optimal. I dunno what I even exactly want to hear I just thought asking anonymously on the internet would get me more unbiased answers haha

>>39756280
It's the bronzing and lighting, I guarantee it. They're both lean a/f and shredded but they're not huge or full.

I still think they could potentially be natty and using diuretics to dehydrate themselves.

>>39756299
For which pic?

>>39756428
Workout out for women is 80% diet, 20% meme exercises. Most get away with just not eating dogshit food and jogging. With a good weight lifting and cardio plan you can get fit as fuck but it just takes longer than men. You still only have to aim for like, 15-20% body fat though which is insane to think about. Pudgy man status = national competition bikini model woman.

Workout for men is 50% diet 50% strict routine. Then you get into drugs and shizz.

>>39756418
anavar is incredibly incredibly effective for women. they won't become a man overnight, but the kind of progress anavar brings to women is usually not what normal women aim for... I guess going down the ESTP road and only working the lower body could work though, but doing a normal, balanced routine while on anavar will give women their upper body the bulky, manly look that women usually aren't looking for.

I think HGH is the best thing she could do but as we all know, that's expensive as fuck... and I don't know enough about it to know what kind of dosages women use

>>39756518
>39756518
>>39755756
fucking christ you are retarded you god damn deluded niggershitter
they are already massive but the """bodybuilder""" is even more masive

they have massive delts lats trap and what not you shitthinker >>39756518

I still think they could potentially be natty and using diuretics to dehydrate themselves.

incredible how delusional you can be you stupid idiot piece of goblin shit

>>39756522
Exactly the kind of hesitation I had myself. I guess this is just a dumb question to begin with.

Also fuck HGH because if I had that kind of money in the long run I’d rather buy a decent house lmao

>>39756546
u seem mad

>>39756506
yup all you're saying (esp. regarding recovery) leads me to believe HGH is what you actually want. do research into that maybe?

good luck though, AAS-related content aimed at women isn't exactly widespread on the internet

>>39756547
hgh is expensive for men because of how many IUs it takes us. I don't know how different it is for women, maybe it isn't as expensive for you. never really gone down that research path as a man

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>>39756546
Eesh. Who let this little dyel off his aspergers medication?

>>39756559
I should and will look into it, thanks. Anything I found out about it is BRETTY GUD BUT $$$ KEK both online and in person, but I’m tiny and thin so I think I could get away with way less UIs than most men. Thanks anyway for the input, will embark on the noble quest of becoming wonder woman without she-hulk upper body hehe

>>39756546
As somebody else mentioned above, you seem mad. Have you tried not being mad?

>>39756599
IU? UI? whatever. Dosage. English hard. Ugh.

>>39756599
Ever looked into sarms as a woman? HGH alternatives that could help somewhat with recovery. That might be something interesting to think about if you don't wanna splurge on HGH.

>>39756626
I did but I am not too keen on putting barely researched stuff into my body. Some sarms I hear great stuff about but those I could get my hands on at a reasonable price are to genuine hgh what homebrew bathsalts is to top notch cocaine.

>>39756648
Well that is pretty accurate. If it's exclusively recovery that you're looking for though you might actually want to look into Mk-677 and do some research on it. and please don't let cap know I said that.

compare pros and cons I guess. If you're gonna go the HGH route I'd still heavily research it for use in women. I don't think anyone here knows about that well enough to tell you details.

I don't even think I know any guys here on HGH. Too expensive for most the roiders in this gen.

>>39756702
>too expensive for current gen roiders
Forgive me the cheap bait but not being underageb& and or living at home would help that greatly heh

In all seriousness Mk is virtually unheard of around here so this intrigues me more than it possibly should. And I’m not saying recovery only but it sure is a huge factor.

Well thanks for the pointers in the right direction folks, I’m tiny and not exactly dirt poor so hgh will be looked into, and what little I just googled about mk made my panties wet so dis gon b gud. Will still lurk thread but I think my question might be answered if nobody else has comments.

PS: why is cap hating on mk? Pure curiosity.

>>39752321
My first pin was to Eye of the Tiger

>>39753805
There's a school of thought that excessive hcg use can desensitise the leydig cells

Providing you don't mind roid abuse on your medical record, you can get a 500iu eod prescription for steroid induced infertility

So just get that when you want to come off and take lots of nolva/clomid/ralox

>>39752321
Me and my friend did each other and i stabbed his lower back 3 times before i realized i was too high above the glute.

>>39756883
cap is a mk677 seller/shill

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>>39756883
I meant for roiders in this general. Most of the people here seem to be early mid 20's to 30's, some of them older. Out of everyone here I think only swollen lives with his parents rn and I don't know of anyone with HGH in their blast.

Also, cap doesn't hate mk-677, he shills the shit out of it and goes insane as soon as it's mentioned. Thank god he's asleep rn.

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>eat some old bread before workout yesterday
>workout was shit, do cardio and eat dinner after
>get immensely tired and sore muscles/joints
>try to sleep but can't, so cold despite 4 blankets
>spend the night running to and from the bathroom puking, shivering, shitting, sweating.
>call in sick today and lie in bed all day without eating anything but some porridge
>still have a fever and intense stomach cramps
Is this how I am gonna die?

>>39756965
Yeah I was trying to troll but stopped giving a damn halfway in lol. All good, mate.

>>39756965
>>39756950
Aaah I see, understood that wrong then. Well I need no shill, if only half of the stuff I read is genuine I’m still 100% game tbqh

Forgot: how do I into tripfag? Never bothered because forced anon is what keeps me sane on this site but if I follow these threads regularly I might need to reconsider at some point in the far future.

>>39757111
you already trippin son
>check'd

>>39757166
ayyyyy

>>39757166
Neither son, nor trippin.

I kek’d though.

>>39757192
>>39757111
for real tho
https://www.4chan.org/faq#trip

>>39753909
8/10 would sit on a nearby log and do drugs

a fire sounds comfy as FUCK right now

fuck this freezing hell hole

>unrelated

gave away my fucking shoes to a homeless dude outside the concert venue last night and took his beat up jordans in trade

literally the last google search on my phone is 'is there an uber for shoes'

fuck

>>39757210
Thank you very much.

How the hell did you guys meet someone who dealt you gear?

I live in suburban Australia and don't have many friends.

Should I bite the bullet and risk them going through customs from overseas.

>>39757261
A perfect example for DARE kids.

>>39757270
>straya

find masT and beg him for some of his semen, shoot that IV that and enjoy the one way trip to transcending humanity

>>39757272
desu I'm normally a pretty high functioning member of society

this last week has just been one big reversion to psych's and being fucked up in general, but it's all about pacing yourself right?

>>39757270
I live in suburban Aus and there are sooooooooooooooooooo many fuckin dealers around its not funny

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just changed my phone plan, ill be saving 40$ everymonth, fuck i should've checked it earlier.

cars gonna be paid off by next month also.

dam it feels good to be ahead in life. now i just need to finish my application to my next college and get to work on that dere BA degree and get me some certs.

>>39757357
I'll never understand why people use credit to buy an asset that does not appreciate. Just buy a car that you an afford.

>>39757357
Switched to google fi myself recently. Aside from being part of the botnet it's fucking great, some people complain about shit service but in my area it isn't bad at all. Plus I'm paying for a brand new pixel + my data and its STILL less than my old plan

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>>39757391
i bought a 2014 honda civic, that alone will last me 10 years because of how reliable the car is.

i dont own any credit cards and my only debt has been my car.

yeah i get your reasoning but id rather have it new than deal with something old and beat up.

besides that i know how to save money, with cooking, brewing alchol, torrents, streaming movies and shit so i dont go netflix and hulu

i can afford the new car just fine.

>>39757392
how much for it? also get a VPN if your realy that worried about being a botnet, i use a different DNS service becuase of that but i doubt it makes any difference when i still use chrome.

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>>39757421
I deal cars for a living and I just see people all the time buying cars that they cannot afford. It's just smoke and mirrors to seem 'wealthy'.
Inside tip little buddy: If it's an auto please only put Honda branded tranny fluid in it. It costs about $400 for the fluid, but it needs to be Honda branded. Anything else will kill your transmission.

>>39757421
>>39757421
$27/mo for my pixel, without any interest paying monthly (same as buying it up front new) and $30/mo for the line + 1gb data. Additional data is $10/gig and you can go over as much as you want, like 100000000 gig over and still only pay $10/gig

oh and if I dont use my full gig of data (I usually dont, I'm always on wifi) they take the cost off my bill. I usually pay about $23 for the data and the $27 for the phone so an even $50

>>39757440
>I deal cars for a living and I just see people all the time buying cars that they cannot afford. It's just smoke and mirrors to seem 'wealthy'.

yeah aint that the fucking truth, i am a goddam man and last thing i need is a muscle car that im not gonna race to make my dick look big, when all i realy need is a good car to get from point A to B.

fuck now thats how they screw me over thanks for the TIP buddy ill only use whats made for it.

>>39757443
fucking hell thats cheap as shit, meanwhile comcast and timewarner fuck people over regionally and locally with costs and dumbasses who dont know how to buy and set up there own routers and modems then they pay extra to have the repair man fix there premade money making machines

>>39757472
Yeah unfortunately I'm being cucked by TW right now because nothing else is available in my area. There was a company I had at my old place who offered 60mb down/20up for $39 a month contract free which was great. Still not paying for my router though that's fucking retarded

but yeah the google fi thing is great, in my area at least. Living outside of the city I imagine it would be kinda shitty.

>>39757493
lucky bastard i hope google fi comes to my area

>TFW it never will.

Do natties or non natties have a better idea of what is achievable natty?

I feel like most non natties I know don't really put any effort in and when they see someone that does they just say they're on juice to protect their ego.

>>39757598
sorry, most natties I know

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>>39757604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCDIqAVrCeU
greg plitt but this dude before the train killed him was supper hardcore into diet and working out.

>>39757636
Do natties or non natties have a better idea of what is achievable natty?

greg plitt is achievable natty but you need lots of dedication like he does

>when they see someone that does they just say they're on juice to protect their ego.

alot of the models and bodybuilders are on juice even if its low dosage.

so ofc its hard to say who is and isnt on the juice now a days since its so cheap to get.

>>39757598

Anyone with long term training partners who've done one versus the other.

You probably don't see this much amongst bodybuilders that aren't pro, but powerlifting teams and MMA guys get to really see the differences.

>>39757653
>>39757702

Interesting thanks. I read an article that Nuckols wrote which basically suggested the strength difference for advanced natties and non natties is about 10%. The studies seemed fairly robust. Would this correlate with your experiences?

Can you help me out fraud? I've been having problems with really bad triceps tendonitis on both sides since September that hasn't recovered at all. I did some research and I'm going to try GHRP-6 to hopefully fix that.

I googled for what needles to use, how to inject and didn't find much. Do you guys have a master link to all that info somewhere?

Also, when I got my bloods taken I noticed I had very high est levels considering that I'm 100% natty. Does taking aromasin outside of a cycle make sense to drop that (might help w/healing) or is that a stupid idea? I'm planning on getting on 500mg test e sometime when I'm healthy anyways if it matters.

>>39757653
>>alot of the models and bodybuilders
you mean every single one without exception

are u retarded

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>>39757443
Dat dere Google fi life.

>>39757526
Are you not US? It's available across the country but obviously coverage is better in some areas.

>>39757852
rich pianio has never taken steriods before and is a 100% natty beyond belief

>>39757890
thought that was short for fiber

fuck looking into it now

>>39757919
fiber is their internet service and yeah that's only available in some places

fi is available nationwide but like anon said the service is shitty in a lot of areas, mostly the west

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>>39757923
How are you liking the pixel? I was thinking of getting the XL but I've already got a 6p and love the stereo speakers so I may wait for the next pixel when Google is supposedly going to use their own SoC.

>>39757923
I've got Google fi in the Midwest. The coverage is kinda meh.

But it's hard to beat >$30 a month.

>>39754910
You see this is a perfect example of the shitty advice people give on this board. You were pinning 500mgs for 12 weeks and this is all that you achieved? What the hell did you look like pre cycle, a fucking skelly?

It is clearly evident that you don't even know how to lift properly, that your routine is atrocious and your diet is a fucking mess.

Despite what some of these fucking idiots might say, steroids are in no way shape or form magic. They're not going to make someone like you who half ass lifts for 30 minutes a day, 2x a week look like masT.

>>39757970
I've just got the regular not that XL, I prefer a smaller size phone. This trend towards phones being larger on the whole is annoying as shit for me though.

But I like it a lot, I had a i6 before this and I liked it, but it was too bare bones for me. Functioned great and was overall a nice phone, I just like the extended functionality of android, even if I don't take advantage of it too often

overall the pixel seems pretty responsive, everything is nice and crisp and has a good snappy feel to it, the entire phone is well built, feels comfortable in the hand, generally just enjoying the transition back to android tho

>>39757979
same here, granted like I said I'm in a major city. Coverage is fine for what I need, text and call. whenever I'm looking something up I'm usually on wifi anyway

honestly I could probably get away with a fucking flip phone if it wasnt for tracking my weightlifting stuff on spreadsheets on mobile and the camera functionality

>>39751890
What I regularly take addy (3-4 times a week during the school years, 20-30mg)

>>39756518

Wait what? Some girl was posting her comp pics and she was like 7-8% bodyfat, striated obliques, literally look like a man.

Something about a girl with buldging veins over her fucking obliques is not so atttractive, I dunno

Anyways, she was literally even leaner than you are, granted, you live a day to day life, and she did full contest prep + diuretics + dnp etc

>>39757989
>a fucking skelly?
I got that impression when he says he'd put on thirty pounds.

>>39757993
>I could probably get away with a fucking flip phone
Same. I only upgraded this year. And that was mostly for access to hook up apps.

>>39754910
lol dude.. please tell me this is b8.

>>39757993

Yep, I got a smartphone because of mobile access to ebay, only singular reason.

I use hookup apps on my desktop, and I have a real camera for work

Can you use tinder on a desktop?

>>39758103
>>39758086

>tinder on desktop

yeah you can use bluestacks

>>39758111

Actually now that I think about I guess the ability to have your phone integrated with your MP3 player is another great benefit

That's the fucking pitch for smartphones, convenience.

Most people don't need a fancy ass camera liek I do, so bam, that's ticked off, MP3 player, of course, web browers, etc

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>>39754910
hahahahahahhaa OMFG LMFAO HOW THE FUCK DO U GAIN 30LBS ON ROIDS AND HAVE 0 MUSCLE MASS WTF LMFAO OMFG

LMFAO OMFG HAHA JESUS RFUCKING CHRIST

>i gained about 30lb, probably mostly water though

LOL U FAT FUCKING DYEL RETARD ANIMAL, YOU GAINED 20LBS OF FAT 10 LBS WATER. LMFAO. I M FUCKING DYING

OMFG LMFAO. EVEN IF U STARTED OFF A FUCKING AUCHTWITZ SURVIVOR U SHOULD HAVE DOUBLE, NO TRIPLE THAT MUSCLE MASS AFTER ROIDS WHAT THE FUCK THERE ARE NOT EVEN ANY DELTS OR TRAPS

OMFG I WAS FEELING DOWN TODAY. YOU LIFTED ME UP. I WAS LOOKING AT MY BODY IN THE MIRROR FEELING SHITTY, THEN I SEE THIS SHIT AND REALIZE THAT 99% OF FUCKING """ROIDERS""" ARE LIKE THIS FUCKING RETARD

WHERE THE FUCK DO KIDS LIKE THIS EVEN GET THE IDEA TO ROID

AND REMEMBER THIS IS BEFORE HIS STUPID ASS PCT, WITH GLYCOGEN IN HIS MUSCLES FROM 500 TEST

HE IS GONNA BE A FAT FUCKING DYEL FAGGOT AFTER PCT. LMFAO OMFG.

PLEASE POST UR LIFTS MAKE MY DAY EVEN MORE

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>>39758162
>>HE IS GONNA BE A FAT FUCKING DYEL FAGGOT AFTER PCT. LMFAO OMFG.
OBVIOUSLY EVEN MORE OF ONE THAN HE ALREADY IS.

>>>>>>>>>>>ROIDING FOR THIS
OMFG

>>39758162

>HE IS GONNA BE A FAT FUCKING DYEL FAGGOT AFTER PCT. LMFAO OMFG.
>gonna be

also,

>. I WAS LOOKING AT MY BODY IN THE MIRROR FEELING SHITTY,

How's that dysmorphia treating you :> )

>>39758162
>>39758171
fraud is a no bully zone

>>39758179
>>How's that dysmorphia treating you :> )
pretty good actually.

ravioli ravioli give me the trenboloni

>>39758256
lel made me chuckle

>>39758111
>bluestacks
BlueStacks was annoying as shit. Wanted to do all sorts of scummy shit like install other programs on your computer if you don't pay a monthly fee.

>>39758171
>>39758162
Pls no bully.

The kid fucked up. He needs contrive advice like:
>Cycle off
>Cut
>Natty lift and get your diary in point for the next 1-2 years
>Try again

How does fraud deal with getting too big? I came back from college at 210lbs mid dbol test cycle. My mom keeps saying I think you're big enough lol. Told her I'm going for 230lb and to go buy more chocolate milk and eggs.

>>39758266
he needs advice like to slit his fucking wrists for being a retard piece of shit failure who can't even move objects up and down properly

>>39758266
The only problem is he said he got on cycle because he was depressed, once he starts pct hes gonna feel like ass at 18. Will make him more depressed. He will probably not have the willpower to even maintain that muscle mass, and will be in worse shape 6 months from now then even before the cycle.

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Bumped my prami from .25 to .5 yesterday. Still cant walk without falling over and can'e eat food.

When will this end I can't work out like this

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>>39758266

>get your diary in point

What?

You mean diet yeah?

I don't wanna be that guy that calls out people for phone auto correct I legit am stupid

>pls no bully

It's /fraud/ though there is a reddit sub where people would tell him 'wow man great progress! you look like I do after 5 cycles of superdrol and tren and pharma hgh!'

>>39758272

>how do you deal with getting too big

tfw 147 lbs of lean mass on your body

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at work, looking at my hair in the mirror

seeing new hair growing under my hairline. wtf

how? Keto shampoo, PSO/SAW/BIOTIN. skull exercise. First sign of hair growth i never seen before, like never

>>39758308
reddit cracks me up, there are some piss poor looking mid aged fuckers on there all self congratulating each other for their sorry cycles

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>>39758318
skull exercise?

>>39758308
i was trolling fraud earlier by pretending i was this guy. he was on some retarded shit like sdrol, deca, test, for like his 3rd blast? i cant remember at all i have to find the reddit post

>>39757026
Yes. This is how it ends.

>>39758336
That thing that Moosey said. That meme exercise, wiggling your ears and eyebrows to move your skull muscle

>>39758336
weird physique/10

>>39758318
>BIOTIN
>skull exercise

Hey masT, I've read and followed your advice about SAW/PSO but don't remember you mentioning Biotin or skull exercises.

I see that biotin comes in 5,000 to 10,000 mcg - what dose do you take?

Also wondering if you mean scalp massages when you mean skull exercises?

Thanks - mirin perfect hairline even after taking mast

>>39758280
the fact that he's 18 makes it even worse.

>>39758354
scalp exercises. There are muscles below your hair. You move em, they get pumped, they are flushed with blood = no more hairloss

Its also not a meme because it literally made me stop losing hair.

>>39758357
I am not immune for the mast hairline effects. I was just in time to take care of it probably. I also lowered the dose, but i never saw hair growing in that spot

it grows so fast i can't even believe it. Thinking I am staring to become delusional like you guiyz.

10mcg, TAKE MORE

I am just wiggling my ears and eyebrows, to make my skull muscles move. I can do it without touching my skull

I just recently added biotin/keto and skull exercises

>>39758353

>wiggeling your ears

Ok I can wiggle my eyebrows but how the fuck do you move your ears mast?

>>39758336

The one reddit post I saw was this guy that used gear at literal, 115 lbs 15% bf.

He did a 6 month perma blast or something, and came out of it looking dyel.

The worst part? Everyone said to him 'Wow man, I wish Every skinny nerd in the world could see this and know they could look GREAT in 6 months' and then some guy wrote

'You kidding me he looks like I did after one year natty lifting this is patheitc lamo'

And they flamed him and wrote 'NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE THEY WORKOUT 21 HOURS A WEEK!'

If you don't want to look big why are you on steroids lamo?

>>39758354

No lats wide hips thin shoulders, it's his frame.

>>39758353

Anyways congrats I am fully meme'd into this PSO + saw palmetto + biotin + meme excercise shit now

>tfw receding hairline

>>39758357
i have been taking 10,000 mcg biotin actually and i noticed within a very short period of time, like 2 weeks at most, that my nails are fucking tough as rocks, whereas before they were brittle as fuck.

Haven't really noticed shit at all with my hair yet honestly, but I haven't been paying attention either since I am so far apparently immune to roid hairloss. But my nails are definitely improved from the biotin (which makes me think it's not bunk comedy gold lel)

>>39758386
you know you are doing it right, when you wiggle your ears backwards, you hair has to move backwards too.

When you raise your exebrows (dont forwn while doing it) then the hair/scalp has to move forwards.

Its not a lot of movement, but should be visible if you watch closely.

I would also do it in sets. Like 30 fast reps in a row, to get a good pump, then rest for like 30 seconds.

>tfw scalp muscles bigger than my biceps

>>39758373
>>scalp exercises. There are muscles below your hair. You move em, they get pumped, they are flushed with blood = no more hairloss
tren + dbol + sdrol hair stack, ayy lmao

get those sick scalp pumps

>>39758398
Reddit can be so cancerous fuck. Only browse there for dnm vendor reviews

>>39758272
Lol I'm not sure to be honest. 208 atm. Qt thinks I'm getting too big and "puting on mass this quickly is bad for you".

>>39758308
>diary
Yeah diet. Phone posting.

>>39758300
>depressed
Steroids shouldn't be used to treat depression. Maybe try doses of your legit low to.

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>>39758445
Even the steroid subs are shit IMO. Literally 99% of the members look like ottermode high schoolers who blast tren. The average weight for the people there is probably 160lbs.

Surprisingly there's some good looking people on numisc.

>>39754910

Im natty and havnt lifted at all for two years and look just like you

although I was a competitive powerlifter when I did lift

I'm seeing some people say you don't need PCT if you come off TRT. What gives? Are they just retarded?

Talking with a few guys at the gym and getting mixed responses. Curious what you think about starting my first cycle, got recs to do SARMs instead but that shit seems like a scam

>24 yrs, 5'10, 170 lbs, 18% bf estimate
>bench 205
>squat 275
>deadlift 335
>eating right around maintenance, not too clean not too dirty

Really just looking to get more aesthetic, I've been doing SS for close to 2 years and still make progress but my arms and shoulders are severely lacking. I'm going to switch to a push/pull routine regardless but the cycle could be timed with that if I wanted to.

Too soon to start? Should I do sarms? Cut first?

>>39758888
Which are you coming off trt doses?

Pct is supposed to ready you back in to natty test levels. If you're low to, pct isn't going to help much because your natural levels are already below normal.

>>39758967
I'd cut and try the new routine for a bit before deciding to roid or not.

>>39758967

>5'10
>170 lbs
>18% bf

Uh? 2 years lifting? Those stats? That the actual fuck dude?

You're doing something horribly wrong with your training or your routine or your diet, or you're not putting in effort when u lift, there's just no way you put in effort for 2 years and have those stats, no way.

I'm 3 months lifting, 5'10.5, 15% bf, 173 lbs.

I know I said I wouldn't give advice because I'm dyel but I have the same fucking stats as this guy, which my illustrates my point perfectly: He fucked up hardcore.

You don't need roids you need to actually put in a modicum of effort when u lift

>>39758967

>not too clean
>starting strength

Ok that explains it

>>39759104
you are a special kind of retard

>>39758967
you should have switched to texas method over a year ago

>>39758967
>two years of starting strength
dumb

>>39759104
absolute mongoloid

>>39759104
His lifts aren't terrible though if he started real low 2 years ago.

Im feeling like a fucking depressed faggot for the past few days.

I had my downs but it never like this. Have actual r9k tier thoughts right now and even my weeb friend is making fun of me.

Taking 5mg asin EoD at 500mg blast.

I have a strong feeling its my e2 fucking with me. I have no idea where these fucking feelings come from.

>>39759104
Those are all 3x5 not my 1RM, deadlift is 1x5. I rarely max out and I started as a 120lbs skelly that couldn't bench the bar. Sorry I don't meet your standards but I would bet that I am stronger and more aesthetic than 95% of this board

>>39759174
No other high e2 related symptoms?

>>39759201
he's not even talking about your lifts

he's comparing his weight/bf to yours and thinks it means something because he's a fucking retard

>>39759104
>>39759201
Also if you are dyel at those stats please post a picture. I'm pretty aesthetic, it is obvious that I lift. I look great by most standards but I can see the flaws in my own body and where I should improve. I've yet to see some dyel kid at the gym pulling 3+ plates or even squatting 2.5 for 1 rep, let alone 3x5.

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>>39759122
>>39759148

Explain what I said that was wrong d00d

He wants to jump on gear despite looking dyel as fuck after TWO YEARS of lifting?

He needs to clean up his diet and fix his fucking routine, 2 years of SS?

How can you be so lazy and put in so little effort then think roids will save you?

>>39759149


"I want to get more asthetic"

"I want to get more asthetic"

"I want to get more asthetic"

"I want to get more asthetic"

He has the same fucking stats as me, desu, even worse than mine.

Which means he looks WORSE than *THIS* PATHETIC fat dyel body. And he wants to use gear. Lookign like that? What the fuck?

After TWO YEARS!?!?!?!? of lifting?

The problem is

1. Effort

2. Routine

3. Diet.

And he thinks to himself 'yeah no inject roids in my ass that will fix all my problems'

Roids are for people that have good diet and good effort and good routine and just want that extra boost not for lazy shits

Why are idiots calling me out?

Is that not common sense? Use roids once you commited to fuckign diet and proper routine? At the very fucking minimum?

>>39759236

Here's my pic just for you bby xoxoxo

>im pretty asthetic
>those stats

lamo

Please show me 5'10 18% bf 170 lb "asthetic" guy thanks

>>39759258
a-alex is that you ?

>>39759276

yeah.

>>39759276
let’s hope so, sounds like it at least

>>39759258
see >>39759227
then proceed to off yourself ``please''

>>39759283
>>39759289
kek never mind

>>39759258
nobody has dominion on who should do roids and who shouldn't. We all have to be our own doctors, understand the risks, and make up our own mind. As long as you're coming at it intelligently, shoot up homie.

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>>39759283
>>39759289
your body/face was a certainty your anon side of posting then your paragraph posting

wasnt that hard to figure out just gotta ask

>>39759258
its hard for me to imagine that you can pull any remotely decently looking girl.

seriously the word ugly is thrown around all the time, but you are legitamely ugly bro.

>>39759304
>we all have to be our own doctors

That’s why some reddit subs haven’t imploded from sheer faggotry yet.

I generally agree though. To each his own, even if only for the “haha nooope should not have done that” learning moment.

>>39759258
you're ugly as shit and have a horrible body. if you are same stats as that guy I feel bad for you because I know a lot of people with the same stats that look 1000% better than you. must be doing a meme routine

also not sure how that even matters because everyone looks different, even with the same stats

>>39759258
fuck i just know I'm going to see this face on the news after a mass shooting

>>39759313
>lamo

Dead giveaway. Wanting to be called out.

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>>39759219
I dont even fucking know.
Im still getting boners, but it goes dead once i touch it ( if i ever touch it).

I mean, im not expecting to keeo e2 in check with 5mg EoD. But its hard for me to imagine that its too high exspecially because im just 3 weeks into my blast.
I fucking hate these feelings. I have felt maybe once or twice in my entire life like this. Im spamming my roid bro with r9k tier shit on steam right now thats how fucking faggy im feeling.
Fucking bullshit i was feeling so good lately because of le gains and now this.

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39759258
decent face, small frame but could use alot more size, and for fuck sake clean your fucking mirror

>>39759354
ahh i forgot the begging for attention part of all this.

>>39759258
>roiding for this

An all time low for /fraud/

>>39759320

Just proves the point I keep railing on about that looks don't matter as much as you morrons think

I see guys that obviously have much better bodies than I do, by merit of simply being on gear and lifting for years anon posting whining about how they can't pull anything at all.

I think I look good and women can tell that I think I look good, called confidence, so I do fine.

Meanwhile that anon whining about how he can't get laid stares at male models (prolly jacks off to them too) all day and gets insecure af, kek.

>>39759304

>coming at it inteligently

Being so fucking stupid you lift for two years and look like shit and push babyweight is intelligent?

Two years of SS is inteligent?

I don't understand how someone can be so stupid and lazy and think gear will solve their problem, you still gonna be stupid and lazy just stupid and lazy and on gear

>>39759370

>being dyslexic for this

Huge muscles really, really turn me on. Where can I meet guys like the ones who post in these threads? :x

>>39759384
you came to the wrong thread.

go to OWG or PLG generals

>>39759384
this is a dude

>>39759258
>>39759373

OP that you replied to. We have about the same frame but I have more visible lats/abs and bigger arms, especially forearms. My bf might be lower than 18% if you are at 18%. My stats are pretty solid for the amount of work I put in (or lack thereof) which is why I asked for opinions.

What's your routine like?


>SS for 2 years
I continue to make strength gains so I saw no reason to stop. It's an easy routine to stick with and I throw in random accessory work after my core lifts. Again, all those lifts are 3x5 except deadlift

>>39759373
post your actual lifting stats

>>39759441

>lifting stats

You mean the ones that don't correlate at all to size?

Sure!

95 lb OHP 4x12
165 lb BP 4x12
105 lb squat ATG 4x12
Diddly 215 1x5

Dunno why they're so fucked up, (Upperbody way ahead), not like I did a curl bro routine, just started lifting.

Haven't been able to many any progress (-1250--1500 deficit for 3 months) on numbers, so that's pretty much day 1 stats right there.

2-3 weeks of PMSF coming up then I'm bulking

Have no idea one or 5 rep maxes or anything else.

>>39759428

Dude if you look anything at all like I do, then you don't need steroids, you just need time and hard work.

Looking like I do, even better than I do, and using roids is 1000% pathetic.

You have so much room to grow natty.

I dunno why people are getting so fucking mad at me for saying that.

Maybe it's because they used gear looking like I do now and it triggers them?

It's fucking truth though lamo

>>39759482
dont feel bad

ohp: 0
bench: 0
Dead: 0
squats: 0

not even joking

>>39759482
Your lifts are pretty light man. If this guy >>39759428 looks the same as you with his lifts than he could switch to a new routine and look significantly better within a few months

>>39759515

I don't care about stats at all lel, I know they don't equal size.

Couldn't care less about my stats.

If there's something I feel bad about it's being fat and dyel, but everyone starts somewhere, so desu, I don't even feel bad about that, just hopeful and excitited because I got so much room for progress!

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>>39759482

>>39759522

Whoops, when I said stats I meant bf % height and weight guys.

My only point was.

1. I look dyel and small and fat

2. He has very similar stats to me (bf % height weight)

3. If you look anything like I do, why you need gear lol?

And then this triggers a huge explosion of reee and autism, like it's respetable to look like you never lifted a day in ur life and take steroids

>>39759533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTCFSdxzuqA
>>39759537
not enough m8y

>>39759546
we're making fun of you because you can't compare height/weight/bf like that you fucking idiot

also you're being a retarded normie fear mongering parrot about steroids despite hanging out here all day for the past two! months. how do you still not know anything? Jesus Christ

>>39759533
I hope you realize you will never look like Moosey after 1 year?
Most dont even look like him after 2-3 years.

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>>39759568

>>39759568

I can try my hardest though

>>39759566

>thinking it's ok to use roids at 18% bf

Have you been here for two months?

>fear mongering

I thought the general attitude on fraud was that using roids to look dyel was pathetic?

Go to /r/steroids there are guys there that look like I do on gear (how do you even fuck up that badly lol?) and people circle jerk about how brave and courageous they are and how good they look

>>39759585
>thinking it's ok to use roids at 18% bf

Its not like it doesn't work- all the powerlifters are around 20.

>>>/sci/8554568

guys elliot's posting on 4chan again

>>39759607
TOPKEK

Hold my beer I’ma go watch this.

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>>39757261
I'm in Hawaii rn. U jelly?

>>39757307
masT is a nerderlander isn't he?

>>39757598
You're p much spot on.

t. Guy who gets called roided monkey on a regular basis.

>>39757989
And he still has to finish pct. WITH THAT. Kek.

>>39754910
>>39757989
>>39758162
Doesn't seem that bad to me, 12 weeks is 3 months. I'm not a fraud and it took me about twice as long to look like that, and while I was starting from untrained I wasn't auschwitz-mode.

>>39759384
Grindr.
Or maybe a big gym.

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I sent pic related to newbf when he asked to see my dress and he got a nosebleed like in my animes. LIFE AS A NEET WEEB IS GLORIOUS

It doesn't even look sexy. It looks a weird blob of fabric. But all goes well when you are the MC of your own reverse harem show

I understand Jerry's joys more throughly now

>tfw tryna git heroin but the dealer keeps saying he'll be there but it's been a day and he still aint

WHY IS BEING A DEGENERATE SO FUCKING HARD SENPAI

I've got such great energy lately I don't need any sleep. Newbf thinks I should go refill my meds. I actually agree. I've been doing retarded impulsive things for rises again. And I keep forgetting to pay rent, buy food, etc

At least my workouts have been fairly regular

Gonna switch to newbfs gym. Apparently they have TWO
>TWO
stairmasters

I'll never have to wait doing insuperior cardio again

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>>39758084
Look at the fucking 10-12 for women. It's ridiculous and equiv. To 6-7 for guys. Everything body builder wise for women goes out the window when it comes to bf%. Maintaining anything leaner than that requires roids, I guarantee it.

But anyways I guess what's your point?

>>39759732
How could that misshapen grey lump turn anyone on?

Looks like an elephant with a tumor

>>39759732
are you some kind mtf blogger or something?

>>39759742

>competing female bodybuilder
>stirated obliques
>vacularity on core that rivals mast natty pics
>roids

I wonder lol

>what's your point

I rarely have one

Since I'm shitposting hard,

>being attracted to women with huge veins running up their core

Just sleep with men?

>>39759585
there is NO REASON TO EVER NOT USE ROIDS

period

>>39759732
I honestly thought that was a pic of a dudes calf.

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>>39755921
Anavar

Pic related

Literally all you need

Cba to retype but of you have any other questions I'll answer... though grill roiding is so mind numbingly simple there's not much to say

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> have a degree in computer science and 3 years in biomedical engineering despite loathing academics
> made 6 figures at 19 accidentally by doing stuff I naturally do, spent it all on a bitch and family
> trained little sister in powerlifting and now she's going to nationals
> she's also in medical school due to my corruption
> little natty brother probably lifts more than most of you and he's 16
> both look up to me like I'm their father, some kind of hero

> yet I work at UPS for $11/hr doing hard labour somewhere inbetween 'garbage man' and 'the gulag'
> I'm broke and I spend a quarter of my paycheck on alcohol
> the rest goes to food and fixing the Jeep, thank God I don't pay rent because the grandparents know I'd move to Arizona and disown them
> just paid 2 weeks pay for the black slave's Christmas gift
> they also steal the food I buy among other things and are natural trolls themselves but they know they got me as long as I don't pay the rent I can't afford
> of course they'd still steal my food even if I paid rent
> those of you that do pay rent probably don't live in New Jersey so fuck off, really fuck you lucky bastards
> regardless of everything, they still expect great things from me, everyone does from family to coworkers to the girlfriend for no obvious fucking reason

Just reflecting. Learn from my mistakes/choices.

>>39759799
the fuck are you talking about

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>>39759816

Drunk and offering a perspective in the hopes that you figure out how to prevent my mistakes.

I imagine roughly like-minded people browse /fit/ in the first place.

>>39759732
>>tfw tryna git heroin
Don't do heroin, Anon. Not because heroin is bad, but because you don't know what the fuck you're actually going to get. All it takes is one time for somebody to get greedy and sell you bullshit and you can die from O.D.

You should go for painkillers or something else that comes directly from a pharmacy. If you want to truly be a degenerate you can put that body to use on a doctor or pharmacist and get yourself whatever you want with no worries that it's going to be bullshit.

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>>39759747
>not knowing what superior lifestyle of being MC of low budget anime is like

STAY BASIC
Smh fuckin normies

>>39759788
HAHAHAH I CAN SEE IT


>>39759761
Why, you need tips? ;;;;^)

>>39759799
>>39759838
Ayyyyy bro, I studied theoretical CS and now I'm delivering pizzas. Turns out all that computer science hype was actually for codemonkeys who can crank out a website or an app for the millions of start-ups out there. Literally nothing I studied is relevant to today's job market!

Hey, at least I'm getting fit.

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>>39759840
>dont do heroin
DISREGARDED

Welcome to fraud

>when you realize you accidently took your dnp dose twice this morning because in your morning fog you forgot you took it.
here comes the living space heater. R.i.p brothers
Only running 500mg crystal ed so accidently doing double one day shouldn't be too bad, right

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>>39759887

>>39759863
No because that's my assessment of you after reading that one post and like to know how good I am at judging things n the least amount of time.

And more so about the MtF part because you are obviously a blogger (on here at least :^)

>>39758398
I dunno man, I just have this ability since i was born. I just do it.

Just do it.

>>39758408
I do it right. I get really a lot of movement when i do it. Just sitting behind my desk at work wiggling my ears and eyebrows. Colleagues think think i am crazy. Why would someone even think that

>>39759799
You're more retarded than me. You got a gift but you let it go to waste.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

>>39759874
its all about certs may may

lifting 6 months now. would it be stupid to do 1 or 2 cycles of test (with appropriate PCT) to quickly reach my natty potential? i dont want to lift for another 1.5 years just to reach my natty potential.

>>39759897
lurk more newfag

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>>39759887
better take the day off of work and hop in that cold shower and eat a couple loafs of bread while your at it or endless amounts of rice until it goes away

>>39759896
successfully made me nervously laugh

>>39759915
Sounds like a plan. Luckily its cold as fuck where i live too so i open windows and my apartment is comfy cold.

>>39759908
>1 cycle to reach natty limit
lol

>1.5 years natty lifting, to reach natty limit
HHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
AHHAHAHA
HAAH
HAHAHAHA
AHHAHA
AHHAHA
HAAH

>>39759898
i only do it at home lol, it looks too weird

>>39759880
>DISREGARDED
Ok Anon, enjoy your Fentanyl :^)

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>>39757261
Lmao wtf. Never given my shoes away.

Sup degenerates?

Sometimes i come here and read all the life stories and realize that I am doing better than i already thought.

CRAZY, WE ELL GENNE MEKE IT GUIYZZZ

I am gonna tell you faggots, 2017 will be the YEAR i am getting freaking huge, monstrous. BEYOND GOD-TIER. DICKS GET DIAMONDS WHEN MAST ENTERS THE BUIDLING

pussies get socking wet when mast entering the buildinggg, we in the building we in the buildingg

>>39759948
You think i care? I need more fucking hair. fuck yall gonna do about it

>>39759774
I like fit women doe. I'd probably sleep with cheekie if I had the opportunity, just to give you an idea.

>>39759948
What's this natty limit I keep hearing about? I'm lifting for like 7 years now and still make visible progress every 6 months or so. I'm just doing calisthenics and shit in my resort room at night and faurk does my chest look good with a pump. So much room to grow still. Bulk season less go.

>>39759912
ok im just gonna assume i was right since you skirted the answer. im not gonna lurk and learn about you through your trip and shit. like i said, first time i saw you post just now.

>>39759948
>assuming my natty limit is amazing

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>>39759912
Why does no one here even say this shit right anymore?

>Lurk moar.

That's it. There was never lurk more, it was never lurk more newfag, it was just lurk moar. This was a 4chan meme from /b/ YEARS ago when I was a shitposting almost underageb&. What happened to the people from back then?

is there more in life than money, muscle and looks?

Eventually it will all come down to those 3 elements. Whatever you do, you will only think about this. Stop denying

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>>39760022
sucking dick at there dead end wageslave jobs

dont forget the original 47 rules of the internet

https://archive.org/stream/RulesOfTheInternet/RulesOfTheInternet..txt

atleast we have pepe now to show us the light

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>>39760030
Happiness senpai. None of that shit matters if you're not happy.

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>>39759971
>2017 will be the YEAR

thats what i keep telling myself.

pls let it become true, for both of us

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THIS IS THE CANCER THAT WILL KEK US ALL!!

fucking vegan pussiesss, i hate this cuckery society!

Taking the bbc without hesitating

Bring back the SS or clone me x 10000 to clean this fucking mess

>>39760051
That's what bring happiness

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release THE RATTE, i want to be this tank

twink destroyer. annihilate all you twinks

>>39760070
Never stop believing

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>>39760071
>Bring back the SS
we will make those false death camps a reality today and we will be the ones to fulfill the horrors of a germany that it had never committed when it was in power.

they want there false ideas of a nazi boogeyman to be a reality then so be it we will show them the terrors of there dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XExjrZxTdk

>>39759732
i have been lookin at this pic for minutes now and i still havent figured out what the fuck im looking at.
I mean yeah its supposed to be your ass, but i cant fucking see it. I figure out the angle/part of your body

>>39760051
This. I'm super poor atm, but I've never been happier.

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>>39760071
I for one embrace our masT anti cuck clone army.

>>39760100
I'm telling you, it's a dudes calf.

>>39760115
Pic Reminds me if playing Captain Bible as a kid.

Good times.

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>>39760097
The problem is with Germany is that are fucking struggling with the their WII history. So everything slightly right is immediately : LOOK THEIR STILL NAZI. But they're just fcking jelly the nazi's were superior in every way possible. Best technology, best scientist(murica stole all the scientist because muhh space program) fucking muricans stole all the technology because they only are able to eat hambugers, KEK!

Fucking FRANCE declared war on them in the first place. fucking pussies needed murica and the allies to back them up.

FUCK YOU KEKS

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>>39760148
>Captain Bible
Wtf is this and should I download it later?

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>>39760097

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>>39760169
yeah fucking hell muh gas chambers muh death squads muh muh muh fucking hate hearing that as the only piece of history america gets.

no talks of dresden and ZERO talk of stalin and communism ACUTAL GULAGS and mass genocides. or let alone why hitler had to invade poland in the first place when they where mudering thousands of ethnic Germans in the first place

if you havent watched this youtube video of a basic recap of Hitler and the war then pls do, shits good.

we shouldve never have helped britian or stalin, infact we shouldve told britain to stop fighting and go after russia and america shouldve supported japan and germany with all the goods they would need for there war against communism the real threat. and let britan rot for bombing civilians like they did and ignoring communist atrocities that where happing at the very door steps of civilization.

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>>39760214
Exactly, because fucking cuckery propaganda

Hitler had never to sneaky attack Soviet Russia then it would be easy win. He was delusional about his superiority

England was lucky the v3 wunderwaffe was not ready yet.

But should the fucking Italians feel sorry for what the fucking Romans did? Or what about the fucking greeks? FUCKING BULLSHIT, it's all the cancer we need to rid off

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>>39760307
>>39760214
>>39760169

>this rant
you are giving the nazis too much credit

>mfw when hitlers 1000 year reich lasted 12 lmao

>>39760322
the only thing nazi's fucked up with was logistics and where they placed there manpower.

but economicly and socialy speaking the nazi's did everything right, and why else would operation paper clip be a big deal if there society hadn't of fostered such a great environment for those people to shine ?

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>>39760322
You're fucking German and not even accepting your own roots, no wonder you're a vegan. Pussy

wtf is wrong with you Germans, who injected you with these cuck genetics? YOU HAD IT AL!! and trow it all away. So many good genetics blown aways into american burgers!!

LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE

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More weirdly angled pics for narcisstic fuel prosperity

>>39759953
Did you click here accidentally

>>39759981
>he hasn't even seen my nudes
Wew it's like you don't even want PTSD Jesus

>>39760022
It's not that I don't know it, I just don't really care that much

I've been here since snacks, rei best girl ban, etc. I don't feel some great pride spouting the meemz in autismo detail. I have no great understanding of why I come here at all anymore, and to be fair I rarely leave fraud when I do

>>39760100
It makes a little more sense when you can see the rest of the picture but I cropped it out because i was making a retard face

>>39760131
>post picture of mans calf
>claim it is my ass
He's onto me........

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>>39760357

>>39760357
thicc magic is strong with this one.

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>>39760350
i cry everytime :C fuck my life only if hitler won

>TFW getting fit for muh athletics becuase i wanna be SS material
>TFW i hope it begins again
>>39760357
looks like stair stepping works holy shit not bad

>>39760357
I am about to hop on my first cycle of test-e 250mg e3d.

I have a bunch of nolva on hand in case of gyno and for PCT.

If I do get some gyno sensations and start taking nolva to counteract it should I just continue with the nolva right into PCT after the cycle is done?

>>39760022
because most people have moved on from 4chan or are so sick of what it's become, they never post. i've been on 4chan since 2005-2008 i forget.

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you guys are going overboard.

I hate muslims and other scum but how can you worship that ugly manlet that got dumped by a jewish girl and turned his pathetic hateful dreams into a literal meme war. He turned germany and entire Europe into a shithole for decades, nothing to be proud of. Yeah clap clap they had cool guns, wow so proud so ubermensch.

anyways, does weed kill or amplify faggot ass high estro bitch feels?
estp you gotta know dis

feeling so shit i just want to smoke some pot before bed