sup /fit/ for the new year i want to get a personality, and

>>39743162
Try growing up
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>>39743162
Mmmmm, i bet that girl is a freak. And she got a stinky, brown box too..

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>>39743196
terrible advice family tbqh

>>39743162
just think carefully about things before you say them, even if you pause for a few seconds before you open your dumb fat autistic mouth.

Don't hover around people and look stupid, everyone hates this. Don't make autistic noises or quote shit from the internet or from the last tv show you watched because that's childish and annoying.

have good posture, no one likes talking to a slouched looser. Don't be creepy, I.E standing around gawking at people, staring for a long period of time, hovering and not saying anything, following people around, make stupid compliments in hope they respond nicely.

You need self confidence

It has nothing to do with 'just bee ing urself' and everything to do with working yourself I to someone you're proud to be. You need successes and achievements, out need to set goals and accomplish them. You can start small with keeping your living area tidy, or going to bed and rising with a set schedule, or eating well and lifting, or learning a language or starting a trade skill, anything. Anything that you want accomplish, plan out and set towards doing it.and every time you achieve that you'll think 'hey yeah I did it', and you'll have that ounce more self-confidence to tackle a larger, more imposing task or change.

Every day it will snowball into becoming a person who you are proud to be, exuding confidence and self-assuredness, with a bunch of memories and experiences to share.

>>39743162
Have you tried to [spoiler]be yourself?[/spoiler]

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>>39743284
my biggest problem is not talking. i have nothing interesting to say

i do hover and not say anything i suppose

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>>39743312
thanks for the advice. i don't have any accomplishments i can think of

other than normal things like graduating college

>>39743401
FUUUUUGGGGG

>>39743341
Just be careful if you're not talking, contributing to a conversation is key to survival in a social environment. If you just stand there not doing anything you seem like a creepy lurker or someone with big problems (you do have them, just other people aren't meant to know). sitting down with a drink in your hand and not staring at one person is socially acceptable if you have nothing to say.

*situation* 3 dudes chatting about X and Y, you are sitting in on the conversation but you don't care or you don't have anything interesting to input, make sure you are doing something, like drinking a beverage water/beer anything, when they turn to you and say "what do you think anon" or something along them lines, make a very neutral statement like "I don't have much to say on this topic" or "I'm just listening to what you guys have to say". It's acceptable because you are listening and not just sitting in to try and be liked (which again you are but they don't need to know).

After a conversation, don't follow people around, just do your own things or stay in the vicinity, It'll make it look like you don't need attention and you were just interested in that convo.

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>>39743318
i would say i have, my boring, shy, quiet, autistic self

you don't need to start conversations, that's only if you want a partner in your life.

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>>39743312

tbqh this but, don't ride off your old accomplishments and always look to be a little bit better in whatever it is you are doing
>you aren't a writer if your book was published 15 years ago and you don't write books anymore

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>>39743439
thanks

>>39743457
i am a kv, i would like a gf

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>>39743460
what if i don't have any meaningful accomplishments?

>>39743162
Read.

Also your question is shit. Altering your personality to be likable won't lead to happiness or to being truly liked, its a falsehood and any rewards it reaps will be sour. You'll become a slave to the people who think of you as a friend, who think you to be like minded, you'll become a slave to your own lies that you told to be merely seeming of happiness.

Being truthful and just is the only way to have a healthy soul and to be happy. Happiness is self sustaining, wealth, honor, or pleasure are merely steps man takes in order to try and achieve happiness and it has been recited time and time again that these things are never a suitable replacement. You are either happy or you aren't happy, and the only way to be happy is through actions that are happy and good.

You need a healthy soul, which comes from a healthy life with meaning and fulfillment for simply your lifes sake, not for any external gratification.

P.S. according to Aristotle being ugly is also a one way ticket to unhappyville

"There are some things; lack of which takes the luster from happiness, as good birth, good children, and beauty; for the man who is very ugly in appearance or illborn, or solitary and childless is not very likely to be happy, and perhaps a man would still be less likely if he had thoroughly bad children or friends or had lost good children of friends by death." - Aristotle

>>39743702
in your quote, Aristotle also says being solitary will make you unhappy? so wouldn't friends help?

>>39743722
He also says you'll be be still less likely if you have bad friends.

FORD method is usually easy conversation.
Family
Occupation
Recreation
Dreams

I'd start with occupational/recreational stuff first, nobody wants to talk about dreams and family with the autistic kid from class.

>>39743729
You could also just read those works and decide for yourself rather than take my heresay.

>Plato "Apology"
>Plato "Crito"
>Plato "The Republic" book 1 & 2 (more like chapter 1 & 2), 2 is likely to be very helpful as it compares in a basic sense the unjust mans life verses the just mans, and directly tackles the subject of seeming to be just vs actually being just and good. Though it mainly just shits on actually being just for that book, in the later books they try and find why they believe being sincerely just to be a beneficial thing in and of itself as Socrates believes.
>Aristotle "Nicomachean Ethics"

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>>39743745
how do i think of things to ask?
like for family, all i ever ask is about siblings, and where someone grew up/lives
i can't even think of questions

>>39743756
philosophy is bullshit, get real.

examples:
aristotle believed the purpose of the state is to not only help us develop, but to also help us develop our virtues.

4 virtues for plato and socrates: wisdom, courage, justice, and temperance.

socrates believed in censorship like censoring music since it was "corrupting people".

they also believed in reincarnation, a bullshit process called "tripartite soul" which determined what class (ruler, soldier, or peasant) you would be in a civilized society.
>t. just finished (and passed) pointless philosophy class in college

>>39743756
Not that anon you've responded to but thanks for these, i'm going to read all that shit in hope of some brain gains. Got any more recommendations?

>>39743799
I can't believe people like you are having good educations wasted on them.

Do you suppose that unless 10/10 axioms expressed in a body of thought are 100% true, that the philosophy is utterly worthless?

Learn how to extract information that has value from the stratus of misguided or mistaken information that may surround it, especially when you are talking about a body of theory that is out of contemporary context.

>>39743799
Philosophy as scripture is bullshit. Hence "read those works and decide for yourself rather than take my heresay."

I had near the same opinion when Socrates was describing his ideal state, where he would censor stories and plays to try and craft people into only having knowledge of what they believed to be just and good. I also thought many a time that Socrates took unrelated scenarios and applied them as logic, hence

"What do you think justice is?"
"DOES A HORSEMAN DO UNTO A HORSE IN THE MANNER OF A HORSE?"
"Dude what the fuck are you talking about"
"HMMMM IF YOU COULD SPEAK THE TRUTH OF JUSTICE I WOULD SURELY CALL YOU THE WISER I AM BUT A SIMPLE FOOL HMMMM ;^^^^)))))"

But the point is reading from these people, people who have greatly influenced western civilization, greatly broadens your perspective of your ideas, your culture, and your timeline in human history. You're actively choosing to remain a fool who doesn't even have the knowledge to make his own choice. You're censoring yourself and robbing yourself from interesting and rational though that will build character and will strengthen your ideas and life.

>>39743239
I'm pretty sure that's pornstar Mandy Muse. And she is indeed a real freak...loves anal and talks so dirty you can almost taste the daddy issues

>>39743802
I have a set of these at my house that I'm reading through
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Books_of_the_Western_World

If you can find an ebook, or pdf version I'd highly recommend them. You won't be able to read them in any short amount of time. I'm just reading the 10 year tour reading plan that touches on every author.

Hell if you have the money they're only like 200-300 dollars on ebay and they're straight up every relevant work of literature in western civilization.

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how do i get a personality and be likeable?

>>39743871
it's Ana Cheri

jes be urslef :^)

>>39743443
I know this bitch. Lives in El Paso, works at this shit hole bar called Rubiks. Names Diana

>>39743782
Are you seriously too stupid to realize that you will be presented with new information as they answer your "basic" questions. They you can ask them to extrapolate on details, or make some comment/statement about what they just said, based on general knowledge you have. If you're so uncreative that you dont understand how this work, man I feel bad for you.

>>39744829
No. That's Vicki Li, "import" model.

>>39744865
Sorry, my spelling was so fucked in that post, but just in case you took it the wrong way, I am not some type of "retarded socialite", I think you are willfully ignorant to the dynamics of a conversation because of deeper seated issues that need resolve.

>>39743162
Might sound stupid but I used to be pretty autistic until I bought The Game by Neil Strauss. It really made me realise that you can change yourself and I started looking into everything surronding that from there.

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>>39743162
Here's literally the three easy steps to get people to like you socially:

1) Say their name a lot (don't be autistic about it, but start and end conversations with their name)
>Hey NAME how's it going
>alright see you later NAME

2) Find out something they're interested in and ask them about it. This is pretty straightforward, people like to talk about themselves and the shit they like.

2b) Agree with them. Just on the shit they're talking about, be agreeable and interested in what they're saying. Fake it if you gotta (you will)

3) this one is important BE NICE. Seriously, just try and be a nice positive person. Don't be shitty, don't shoot down the things they have to say. Don't talk to them like they're a poster on 4chan because YES some people are autistic enough to do that and YES it's uncomfortable for everyone.

Number 3 is the big one my dudes. Be cool to people if you want to make friends. Stop being so contentious and argumentative. You push people away. Take a fucking chill pill.

>>39745222
>1) Say their name a lot
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY MY NAME

>>39745222
In addition make or joke or two. Enough to show you've got a sense of humor. Playfully tease even eventually. But don't go overboard- if you make yourself out as a clown girls will think of you as such.

>>39745404
Girls like it since they feel they're getting your attention and you're remembering shit. It's more personal.

>>39744279
If you want to be likeable/interesting to others, be interested to them.

Make them feel good while talking to you by listening. It may feel that you are forcing yourself at first but it's socially acceptable.

Also, try convo techniques like 'sensible parroting', 'never naked replies', 'flooding smile', 'sticky eyes'..I read these from a book before. Sorry I couldn't remember the author & title.

>>39745177
Julien?

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Listen dude, we could spend hours and hours trying to give you tips, and you would probably wouldn't understand them at all/miss a lot important tips.
It's up to you wheter you become an actor, or you actually get a "personality". First one seems the most plausible one, since "personality" is something we build from our past, i suggest you to change your past by acting and eventually get a new personality.

Anyways, here's the trick; analize, understand and emulate. Analize your surroundings, if there's a "model" around you (someone that has a personality, is likeable, funny, and a social magnet) analize what he does/doesn't, his behaviour, etc, not just like staring at him but by doing it in a discrete way, if you have no model around you, i guess that TV can work, after that you gotta understand everything that he does, and he doesn't, after that you just emulate all of that.

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>Nearly 2017
>Not b-ing urself

Really /fit/? Fucking REALLY?

I want to be social but people only talk about boring shit like soccer, work or children. No thanks.

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>>39745222
>>39745452
thanks for the advice

i don't say people's names and do want to fix that, the only people i talk to are coworkers really (no friends), and i just say "hey" when i see them usually

>make a joke
>tease
i don't know how, i might have different standards for comedy. i don't find many tv shows funny
i overhear conversations from coworkers, they laugh at things said, but they don't really say anything i would think is funny

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>>39743312
>>39743439
>>39745222
this is great advice, much appreciated anons for not shitposting

edit: here's a pic of two cuties as my way of saying thanks, enjoy!

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>>39746123
thanks, i will take a look at those techniques

i don't like asking too many questions, because i feel like i'm interviewing the other person.

i don't have anything to say usually, i don't have any interests or any stories or anything to contribute to the conversation myself. so the other ends up doing the talking, which i think most people don't like (doing all the talking and leading the conversation)

>>39746179
thanks
>someone that has a personality, is likeable, funny, and a social magnet) analize what he does/doesn't, his behaviour, etc
the most likeable coworker i have is really good looking, and always has a story that puts him in a good light
i don't have any stories tbqh

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maybe i am myself

>>39747592
meant to quote >>39746195

>Start to read books a lot, they can be about anything as long as they are non-fiction. Shoot for 1-2 books a week, learn something new, read about self improvement if possible. You'll start to rewire your brain to receive information through conscious observation (reading), eventually this will turn into the ability to send and receive information.
>If you have social anxiety, go to the library and read there. Get used to being around people. Go to the gym at peak hours, try to work in with others. Wear headphones if you want, but get used to dealing with people. Start as an observer. See how people are interacting, focus on the people who you think are the most attractive, charismatic, etc. What are they doing that you aren't? Take notes on your observations, read the notes frequently
>If you are already working out and eating good, start to make changes to your wardrobe, hygiene and grooming routines. Get clothes that you feel confident wearing that fit you well and accentuate your best features. Shave your patchy beard - or grow it out - but don't leave the house looking like a bum. Brush your teeth and floss every damn day. Get a haircut every month whether you think you need it or not. You know that feeling you get after a good, clean haircut? Get used to feeling that way more often. You aren't doing these things for anybody but yourself. You want to look good and be healthy because it's something that YOU value.
>Clean your apartment and house. Do a total purge, get rid of shit that you don't need or don't use. Throw out and donate furniture and clothing, clean out your fridge. You can't receive new things in your life if you are too busy holding onto the old things.
>Start to learn about saving and investing if possible. You don't need to be a wiz, but financial insecurity is so common and people can really pick up on it when someone is worried about who will pick up the check.

(Will cont. if people want)

>>39747716
>Start to be BOLD in your actions. Want to take a snapchat of the passed out homeless guy? Hold the camera up and take the picture, don't be a bitch and try to hide the phone close to your body. Have something to say? Say it LOUD. Walking through the grocery store? Walk in the middle of the isle and make your presence known. Deadlifting? Drop the weight from the top and let the noise ring through the gym. Don't do this out of desperation or for attention, do it because THIS IS YOUR WORLD, and everyone else is just living in it

>Overcoming social anxiety? Start by complimenting strangers once per day. Hey I like your dress, your perfume smells good, it can be a guy or a girl, it really doesn't matter. Get used to pushing yourself outside of your social comfort zone. Behave naturally, don't be fake with your comments.
>Be outcome independent. Let someone pull out in front of you and don't expect a "thank you" wave. Compliment someone, hold a door open, and don't expect anything in return. The alpha male does things because it is what he wants to do, not because he expects the eventual payoff. This is why "nice guys" don't get laid. They talk to women kindly, do things for them, but it's all a facade because they EXPECT women to reward them after they do these things. Chad does these things because they are what he believes he should do, regardless of whether he is banging the chick or not.

>LEARN TO BE HONEST AND UPFRONT ABOUT YOUR INTENTIONS
(ran out of room, will follow up)

>>39746437
SAUCE famalam?

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>>39747716
>>39747823
thanks

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>>39747716
He need to learn fiction too. You learn to empathize with good fiction. Maybe he will learn not to be a robot anymore.

>>39747823
>>39747823
>>LEARN TO BE HONEST AND UPFRONT ABOUT YOUR INTENTIONS
You should never feel bad about your goals and desires. If you want to be a player that's shredded and fucks mad girls, OWN THAT SHIT. You know why girls flock to flaming gay guys? Because they are confident as fuck about themselves, who they want to be, and the actions that they take. They don't give a fuck if you call them a faggot or gay or any names. They know who they want to be and they own it.

If you meet a girl and think of her as girlfriend material, OWN IT. Treat her like a girlfriend, be nice and loving and vulnerable for her. If you think she is trashy and best suited for a FWB or one night stand, make it clear that all you want to do is fuck her. Be direct, don't be one of these pussies that beats around the bush and is shy and timid about talking to beautiful women. You give up control when you do that. BE the alpha male that leads and is in control. Start screening women. Find shit about girls that you don't like and reasons not to fuck them. Don't get carried away with it, but get used to knowing that you CAN but WON'T sleep with girls, not that you can't because they won't sleep with you.

Life is way too short to not be direct. My current GF and I went on a few dates without hooking up. I saw her as a girlfriend type and wanted to take it slow and screen her. I was fucking other girls, but I liked her a lot. After about 3-4 dates we start fucking on the reg and doing more cute shit. I moved in with her after about 3 months and everything was fucking great. We're only a year and a half into our relationship and I got her pregnant, literally told her to stop taking birth control because I wanted to make babies with her, and she fucking did it. I own this girl. You can own a girl or girl(s) too if you apply yourself. Shit it might not work out, but I am living exactly as I want to.

>>39748998

Look if you want to be some pothead loser who sits at home and jerks off all day, you totally can do that and it is fine. But own it. Don't complain that you want to be a Chad who bangs girls if you make no effort to get ripped and meet sloots.

>DEVELOP YOUR SOCIAL INTUITION
Learn to be emotional, learn to be vulnerable and honest about your emotions. Be natural, relaxed and confident. Decisive, assertive, dominant. Don't be an arrogant douchebag, you can do these things without acting like Tyrone. You are socially intelligent and non-reactive.

If you smoke weed or drink a lot, you need to stop for at least 3 weeks. It will help normalize your social behavior and your social confidence. You will need a canoe to paddle out of the rivers of vaginal fluids that develop when you have a completely honest and empathetic conversation with a woman. You know why that skinny loser has a 10/10 gf and you don't? It's because he is in control of his mental state, understands emotions, and better yet, has the social intuition to read the emotions of the person he is speaking with and empathizes with them.

>>39743162
I need to learn how to dance at clubs, its all im lacking
how the fuck do I fix this? got invited to spend news years with some girls and they want me to dance

Main thing is just as the sticky says:

> You get in shape, and more importantly stay in shape, by accumulating significant, but livable, improvements to your lifestyle over time, and building on that. Not by going through some horrible ordeal requiring Olympian willpower.

Same thing with being a good well-balanced likeable person. Don't aim to be Ferris Bueller overnight; aim to be a little better than you were yesterday, and take failures as an opportunity to learn and get better still.

Another hint: take a few hours to read /r9k/, get a feel for the mind set, then promise yourself to never ever take their attitude.

>>39750190
>Ferris Bueller
A fag who's only likeable in movie land?

>>39750200
Well, yeah. Don't be that.

>>39743162
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Friendly

>>39746437
I used to love asians when I was beta and awkward because they were very similar to me.

Nowadays I find the "so meek and beta" personality thing they do very annoying.

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>>39748998
>>39749067
thanks

>>39750190
thanks, that's a good mindset, but i often feel like i don't really progress day to day. at least not socially. there aren't that many people i talk to. like I'm at work and the group of people behind me are friendly with each other and chitchat. no one talks to me

MedFag here, I am the king of the ten minute convo. Here are just some things I have to say about communication.
> Nail down a warm introduction. Look at the person in the eyes, give a slight but not a creepy smile, lean forward and shake their hand. Tell them its nice to meet them or good morning and ask their name.
> Remember their name and make sure to drop it once later on to show you've been listening
> Master the polite laugh. People come out with the same terrible jokes, but not laughing at them makes you seem cold. You would not believe how many times I've asked "so whats brought you in today?" And they've responded with "The ambulance" or "The Taxi". The laugh should be strong enough to make the person relax, but not long enough to come across as disingenuine.
> If people bring up a subject, that isn't you, its normally because they're interested in that subject. Nod your head every so often to show you're listening and ask appropriate questions to show you care.
> Ask lots of questions about them, but make sure you drop polite, positive opinions of your own. If you're really interested, drop comments like "Oh wow that would be amazing to go and see" or "I'd love to do something like that". Do not drop these comments if you're only being polite, otherwise if you get an invite it comes across as rude when you pull out all your best excuses. However, don't just become a nodding yes-man.
> Never say anything about someone behind their back that you wouldn't be willing to say to their face. Remembering this will save you from more awkward moments than any other piece of advice you could possibly get.
> Make sure you know a handful of good jokes or stories. Its pretty easy to have a good story as a MedFag but at the same time, make sure you're not repeating yourself or obviously trying to steer conversation towards your story or joke.

>>39750359
Do you avoid making dumb jokes yourself or are they also a part of your daily cordial conversation?

>>39750359
>Never say anything about someone behind their back that you wouldn't be willing to say to their face. Remembering this will save you from more awkward moments than any other piece of advice you could possibly get.

I have a feeling you might just be judging yourself too harshly. My bf was a kissless virgin at 24 when I met him. He kept putting himself down and ignoring my advances because he thought he was getting his hopes up for no reason (his words). He couldn't I understand why i liked but he really was just a nice guy who didn't put on any pretences or try to 'game' me. Having hobbies helps give you out a something to talk about and share a mutual interest in with a girl. Plus activities give you time to get to know know someone better but with less pressure/less implication that you're going to try and bone straight away on either of you. If it goes with that way, go with it tho.

>>39750351
Incremental improvements anon. From asking a stranger for the time, to striking up a conversation with that cute girl in the park is just a matter of forming habits.

>>39749067
>Learn to be emotional, learn to be vulnerable and honest about your emotions.
I know HOW to do these things, but not WHEN. I mean, I figure it's not a good idea to be vulnerable and open to someone you just met, so when's the right time to do it? How do you judge when is the right time to be all these things?

>>39749118
Ask them to teach you to dance, they will love it

>>39750593
I'm not with them outside going out for shots and clubbing so yeah

>>39750611
Do you know any other girls who you can ask?

>>39750647
not really, people I knew left for uni so im fucked
tried youtube but its ridiculous shit, straight out of some NSync videoclip

>>39743341
Think of it this way, how many people are saying interesting things?

>>39743341
I guess I have pretty much the same social problems as you. Awkward around people, shy, not funny, boring personality, etc.
I managed to get laid though. Here is how.
>be me
>living with parents, only leave house for college, etc.
>start to hit gym
>move in dorm
>awkward af, not making any friends, etc
>Decide it is time for a change last spring
>hit gym 7 days a week, eat like a mf, let beard grow, etc
>mad face and gym gainz
>probably an overall 8/10
>girls approach me now but still not able to have real conversations
>strategy change: approach any girl that comes close (at least say hi or something) but just ask questions and smile like an idiot
I managed to get laid once since spring by this method. A lot of the girls I met over the last few month were into me but I'm still very shy when it comes to sexual things.
So in short get aesthetic, approach a lot of girls, smile all the time, ask questions and act like you are interested.

>>39749118
Pick a clubby song, listen to the beat, move to it.
When you can move in time with the beat then you can start learning and adding more dance moves.
Practice makes perfect.

>>39750955
>move to the beat
Soooo... dance? I don't know how to dance senpai

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>>39750359
thanks
i do just nod all the time, i need to say more

i don't have any jokes or stories though, actually thinking of spending time making up my own stories

>>39747823
Good advice. But don't take snapchats of passed out homeless guys. People will think you're a dick at best.

>>39751094
Watch a tutorial on the side step and then nod your head slightly to the beat and don't do to much with your arms. Moving to the rythm is learned fast but actual good dancing is fucking impossible for me.

Firm handshakes are important. My friend introduced me to some random twat. He said I had a weak handshake and wouldn't stop talking about it. Couldn't care less of his opinion but it shows how important it can be

>>39752383
This is damn important. My teen cousin always has those sticky, damp hands and then just gives his hand to you. It's like grabing a dead fish. Make sure you wash your hands with soap at least everytime you use the bathroom and give it a squeez. No need to crush the hand, that is pretty autistic too but don't just give me your lump of hand.

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>>39750901
>>probably an overall 8/10
well i'm not attractive and no girl approaches me

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>>39752862
>>39753902
>tfw no gf

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>>39746388
The udders on that girl

>>39754453
good taste

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the only people i talk to are co-workers who i have to talk to as part of my job

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>tfw just overheard conversation with chad and Stacy co-workers
>literally just talk about things they are doing with their friends over the holidays, and stories of things they've done with their friends
>all I'm doing is staying at home, and i have no stories because i have no friends
feels bad man

>>39758911
breh.

>>39743162
Maybe if you'd stop saving countless pictures of sluts on your computer, you'd actually care about women and would want to impress them

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For YOU anons, and remember about hygiene, like teeth brushing,nails clipping once a week, everyday shower, and clean fresh pants and socks every fucking morning GOD Damn it!

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>>39759115
i only save pictures for these threads
i stream all the sluts i need

>>39743799
>>39743855
>/fit/ discussing philosophy
Nothing but more than worthless empty talk coming from idiots who mistake themselves as geniuses with untapped potential. Mentioning nothing about empiricism just proves that you both don't know shit about philosophy. There is nothing wrong about developing critical thinking skills by learning the concepts of logic and reason.

>>39743162
Try being in a position where you meet a lot of new people. Specially for short instances and where you won't meet them again. I used to work in a machine shop and I left to find a job where i could become more social. I was always super shy. I worked a bit for autozone, then went to sell cars. I learned a lot and broke out of my shell. Totally changed my social interactions. I'm an insurance agent now. Deal with people all day every day.

If you can't change jobs like that try driving dor uber or lyft. You meet new people every ride and if you fuck up relax, you wont see them again. You can start by just saying hi and goodbye, move on to making small talk, and maybe even make friends. I met some cool people that way. I've gotten dragged ro a club by a girl (she paid for everything). Smoked reefer with some cool gay dudes. And went to a bar with a small group. Got a chick's digits too.

Lastly if you dont have a car, try volunteering. I used to volunteering teaching older folks how to use a PC. I'm bilingual and currently volunteering to help with ESL courses.

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>>39759208
That picture is the single biggest piece of neckbeard fedora cancer I've ever seen on this god forsaken board

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>>39759548
i can't switch jobs, and Uber driving is illegal in my city
I'll take a look at volunteering, but it's hard because a lot of places want references, and i have no friends to be my references

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>>39743162
something i picked up from a self improvement thread

>>39743666
Accomplish something meaningful.

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>>39759743
i know, but it is a lot easier said than done

>>39761630
who's that?

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>>39746437
SAUCE

>>39761630
Oh lord.
Thicc Asian bitches are my weakness.

>>39743162
>brown face
>white ass
Wtf am I reading

>>39743284
The first part is some stupid ass advice for those aspies who have trouble saying anything at all during conversations. Quit over-thinking shit.
Just add in to whatever people are saying at the time. At one point, you'll realize you actually have something interesting to say and then you'll say it. Theyll ask you some questions to which you will respond to them or theyll either laugh and agree - depending on the conversation and situation t b h.
Dont have anything interesting to say? Its probably cause youre boring as shit. Start educating yourself about mainstream media but learn to filter through the bullshit and absorb shit you like or whats deemed acceptable. Dont mindlessly accept shit tho. Do your research. On the rare occasion, theyre the ones who are boring as shit. This is where you start pretending. You'd be surprised at how many people do this shit

This is arguably the best piece of advice regarding social relationships you'll ever get. Over time, your questions about other people start to become genuine n shit - then a relationship starts to form. Screencap this shit, for this is coming from an ex total autistic beta fag who went years without being able to even talk to people at all to a complete chad cuz of a late growth spurt and exercise. Turns out ive got some godly genes lel

>>39761934
This is actually not autistic shit, I hate everything about the current mainstream wether it be politics, movies or whatever but still research into them(well, how would I know if I didnt like it anyways)

this way you're into the mainstream culture and are able to hold a conversation, especially superficial garbage.
I fucking love talking despite rarely doing so, I remember after lifting I'd spend from 21.30pm to midnight chatting with my ex gymbro and having to force ourselves to end the conversation or that shit would go for the whole night

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>>39761934
>>39761985
i rarely hear people talking current events though
except if the local sports team is in the playoffs, or when Trump won are the only things people talk about

everyone else just talks about their plans and things they do with friends

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>>39743558
The fact that you save these images and actively use them prove that you will Never. Ever. Make it. Give up now and save your family the shame when you inevitably neck yourself.

>>39743162
holy fuck that ass is amazing

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>>39765351
>>39765351
>save a meme image
>tells others they will never make it and to give up
literally projecting too hard m80

Over here in the UK, the main social distinction that separates the chads from the autistic betas is the ability to banter effectively in a group

Banter is a chiefly British social art form that involves the quick, witty and often harsh/abusive exchange of jokes between friends, with the knowledge that said jokes are playful, harmless and used in jest

this is where I fail, sense of humour is something you cannot change, usually involves me sitting there politely in the group until the roasting ends, I just can't work with it.
Literally fuck Britain and its social hieroglyph

>>39765989

you literally can see her teeth from the thumbnail. she's hot though.