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my wife is about to hire a personal trainer, he's a guy

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my wife is about to hire a personal trainer, he's a guy who works at the gym and will be at her disposal every time she goes there to work out

should i be worried? pic related, it's her.
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>>39743015
She's a hog. Hope he's a miracle worker
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>>39743015
Get ready, pal
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Enjoy slurping cum from her blown out pussy you cuck
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>>39743015
She obviously thinks you have inferior genes and wants to be bred by a big, strong stud. Can you even blame her?
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>>39743015
As long as his name is not Brad, Chad, Jamal, or Tyrone you should be ok famalam. The PTs i see at the gym are not very touchy anyways.
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>>39743015
Why are you on /fit/ when you cant instruct her yourself?

Form of squat, Hip thrust, pull up or chin up, OHP, deadlift or similare exercise is pretty uch all they need to do for reaching a good female physique.
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>>39743015

hahahha better be trolling nigger, you gonna get cucked so hard
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>>39743015
Theres a "gay" PT at my gym that grabs chicks by their ass not waist and assists their pullups.
Saw him grabbing a chick by the waist from behind repositioning her for deadlifts
I know hes not gay
Youre gonna get cucked op girls that age crave to be handled by young men
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>mfw i noticed she has a ring

OP is maybe not trolling
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>>39743015
jesus she looks depressed. You're gonna get cucked and divorced so hard

Probably looking for something better.

Seriously just teach her yourself.
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>>39743015
Don't worry, your wife is in good hands
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>>39743015
Yep, sorry to have to break the news to you friend, but you're on the way out, she's looking to 'upgrade'. This is right up there with your wife wanting to get a boob job; they only do these 'self-improvement' things when they're bored with their husbandos. She wants a younger, hotter guy, not old-and-busted you. You may as well start getting ahead of the whole game now and start hitting the bars while she's at the gym banging the PT, and get some nice young club sluts with daddy issues to bang. Hope you have a prenup, or at least a good attorney.
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>>39743126
CHAD gets a $5 HOT N READY PIZZA before POUNDING STACEY while YOU spend your time at the GYM lifting WEIGHTS.
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>>39743143
Except that STACY can't take much POUNDING these days because she's got some MILEAGE on her now. xD
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>>39743015
Damn op your wife is bangin. If I were a personal trainer of course I'd try and fuck her brains out. But really if shes hiring a personal trainer, it's your fault. Girl like that needs to have a guy who is fit or she's gonna stray. You should be taking her to the gym not some young dude twice as fit as you Jesus christ. You're gonna get cucked. And honestly I think it's too late for you anon.
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>>39743143
Chad gives it you your wife when SHE'S HOT N READY, while you spend FIVE DOLLARS on your muscle milk. Meanwhile, she MILKS HIS MUSCLE
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>>39743175
OP here. Guys was all of that really necessary? I mean all of your rude comments? Like really? Seriously? Don't forget that there is an actual living human being on the other end of the computer who is reading your hurtful comments. Just something you might want to consider before you decide to send another rude message.
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>>39743175
And honestly, if she gets fit she's gonna get 10x hotter. You should have spent more time working on your body and taking care of her than focusing on your job. Not trying to be a dick but really man.
Best thing you can do is get in shape and find a hot chick or get fit before she takes off.. you can't be salty at her for having standards either anon, you need to take responsibility, you're the man.
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>>39743197
>looking for solid advice on a Bavarian pretzel making forum
Never gonna make it op
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>>39743197
Being anonymous allows raw truth to be told with zero repercussions. You knew this when you posted a picture of your hot wife and asked if you should be worried about a personal trainer. Don't play innocent. Grow a pair and man the fuck up.
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>>39743197
Oh hey guise we hurt the OP's widdle FEELINGS! Let's all apologize to him before he starts to CRY!

Guess you could always try marriage counseling, OP. Usually doesn't work but at least the counselor will be able to point you towards divorced cuck support groups.
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>>39743197
can I fuck your wife
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>>39743197
Sorry OP, I didn't really mean it fuck you nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger dicks
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>>39743197
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>>39743015
Be very worried

Train her yourself
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>>39743197
>Almost 2017:
>Expecting 4chan to be SUPPORTIVE and KIND
You must be new here. Welcome to the JUNGLE, FAGGOT.
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>>39743197
Don't forget that there's an actual living, breathing himan being your wife is gonna have growing in her belly when her personal trainer shoots his chad juice deep into her while they laugh at you for ever thinking that she wanted to mate with you?

Nah j/k, in all seriousness tho, how is your marriage overall? Depending on your answer you may or may not need to be worried.
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>>39743197
Man gtfo. Don't ever come to 4chan and post personal pictures, then expect roses and kitties in return. Do you even know where you are?
>Now you do
Welcome to the chan!
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>>39743197
Aw wassamatta OP, we strike some raw nerves? A little TOO close to the truth for you? TOP KEK
>somebodys' relationship isn't as good as he made himself believe it was
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>>39743175
>Girl like that needs to have a guy who is fit or she's gonna stray
thank you, but i am both very fit & alpha (as you can see) so this isn't about me at all. it's about her and how she wishes to look better for me.
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>>39743250
>Welcome to the JUNGLE, FAGGOT.
Unfathomable levels of cringe detected
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>>39743278
Shut up newfag
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>>39743272
You all got memed that wasnt OP it was me
>Heh nothing personnel kids
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>>39743274
Well I can certainly see why she'd want to step out on you.

*****

OK let's get serious, here. OP, that's your parents, right? Are they getting divorced? Or did they ground you for a month for some too-edgy shit you did, and now you want everyone to make fun of them so you'll FEEL better? Is that what's going on?
>old faggot like that posting on 4chan
LOL, no.
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>>39743015
Your getting torn apart like a kleenex at a snot party right now
>implying people on 4chan have feelings
Top Kekel
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>>39743015

I've fucked a lot of other men's wives. I recognize the look.

The good news is this won't be the first time she's cheated.
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>>39743272
While we're striking nerves and being a little too close to the truth, the personal trainer is STRIKING nerves in OP's wife's cervix and being A LITTLE TOO CLOSE to her WOMB
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>>39743291
>implying we give a fuck
You post cringeworthy shit like that we're allowed to have fun with it whether it's true or not.
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>>39743322
Double dubs == TRUTH
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>>39743319

I was going to say something about "well she looks like you're fucked" but it ended up being more about draining whatever you can out of the joint bank account before she notices.

This guy kind of nailed it
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>>39743015
>Posting a picture of your wife on the internet >and you do it here of all the places?

Enjoy seeing your wife in 40-yearolds down to fuck strangers adds.
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how do i delete this thread?
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>>39743045
what if hes a Skad?
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>>39743474
Just type "delete" in the option and names box. Works like sage does.
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delete
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insecure jealousy is a bad idea in general. With that said, I'm an autistic fuck barely able to old a conversation and I would still try to smash.
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>>39743574

Oh man...
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>>39743574
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>>39743574
my god
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>>39743574
Imma make your wife a meme
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>>39743015
WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY
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>>39743015
She'll be fine. Personal trainers pride themselves on their professionalism. Their reputation is everything.
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>>39743574
put me in the screenshot
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>>39743580
>falling for the bait
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DELETE
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"delete"
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>>39743706
stop please man i beg you
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She looks like a pornstar so she must be a slut. Beware
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>>39743821
and here we find a virgin
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>>39743829
Takes one to know one breski
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D E L E T E
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DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
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>>39743018
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>>39743870

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
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OH SHIT OP WHAT DID YOU DO
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>>39743015
she dresses like that AFTER getting married? you should be more than worried lmao
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>>39743917
it was me who was taking a photo. she was dressed this way for me. can we please let this thread die now?
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>>39743045
don't forget Jin, the asian Chad
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>>39743922
well thats a decent excuse i suppose

congrats on never feeling secure again though
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ITT: /fit/ takes the bait.
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>>39743917
if your wife asks to open up your marriage you should legally be allowed to beat her
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>>39743922
she looks to be in her thirties, and reasonably in shape. why do you think she would need a PT for?
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>>39743574
Holy shit
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>>39743946
OP should move to Italy

http://www.thelocal.it/20161215/married-italians-might-no-longer-have-to-promise-to-be-faithful
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>>39743930
MC Jin or Jin Kazama?
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>>39743948
because she has never been in a gym and doesn't know anything about proper exercises and doesn't know how to use any of the gym machines etc

and she wants it because she wants to get in shape. while she is not fat, you can tell she is not actually fit.
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>>39743015
shadow kankles

Women don't need to outsource motivation to a guru (no one does). Tell her to follow your commands. They just need to run and not eat more than 1650 calories. You should not be paying money for someone to repeat the same messages of encouragement and "change up" the workout. A because it causes self-command to atrophy and B because you're not meant to enjoy the social aspect of workout you are meant to enjoy the social aspect of the result.

If she suddenly wants muscles, look out, she wants control over her environment, you become an object.
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>>39743960
If anyone has the reset button for humanity, now would be a good time to press it.
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>>39743979
fit enough for me to fap to her desu, keep posting
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>>39743972
Devil Jin
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>>39743706
Kek
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>>39743015
OP if you had worked out harder and sticked to that cut, this would not have happened.
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>>39743983
In France, paternity tests are illegal unless the mother consents to it. France argues that men finding out that kids aren't theirs "damages the family"
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>>39744014
Please tell me you're fucking with me.
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>>39744027
google it
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>>39743072
>assisted pullups

those sluts are never gonna make it. you have to go negatives -> 1/2 pullups -> pullups
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>>39744035
I don't have a pepe angry enough for this.
I genuinely have no words, all I feel is a mixture of rage and disgust.
How did this happen?
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find out of the PT
1. trains barbell movements
2. teaches her technique and programming
3. actually uses programming
4. doesnt jerk her off for money
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>>39744065
I reacted the same way when I reaf the article. It's as if they're willing to let the people be betrayed, decieved and lives ruined, all under the guise of "everything is okay".
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>>39744057
I did assisted pull ups for a bit. Just used the assisted machine and just gradually set the assisted weight lower, which was useful for a recovery fatty such as myself.

But I do agree though that for normal people, negatives are a better starting place. Because when you're 300 pounds, doesn't really matter and progressive overload for someone at that weight is significantly easier using an assist.
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>>39743018
I lol'd
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>>39743274
I honestly think this retard might be for real.
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>>39744065
>>39744083
apparently clinics in Spain are making big bucks from french guys who take their tests there
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>>39744083
Why thought? This is just evil. There is no logical reason that anyone would think this is a good idea. I want to say occam's razor and call them stupid, but I'm having a hard time believing the people behind this ere not just evil, full of hatred.
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>>39744116
And if those guys get caught it's a 15000 Euro fine
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>>39743274
you look fat and dress like shit. she actually looks out of your league
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go away thread pls
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>>39744117
"parenting is societal not biological".

"finding out the kid isn't his could hurt the family"
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>>39744117
That's because your logic is based on different assumption than their logic.
It makes sense if you believe in the same principles they believe in.
Too bad what they believe in is complete made up bullshit, so the result of eve the best logic based on them, will always be bullshit.
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>>39743015
Fuck off with your cuck fantasy shit
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She looks like a moody 40 year old, don't worry m8
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>>39743922
bump desudesu :^)
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There's no way this is real senpai
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>>39743917
I actually read that whole thing, this dude got played a fool fucking hard someone needs to end his miserable life
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>>39743015
No, most male trainers are Chads so he's got much better options for pussy than your ugly wife
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>>39744143
I downloaded GIMP and made a pepe just for this.
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>>39744126
After the fine, once they can without a doubt say the kid isn't theirs, what happens in France?
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>>39744244
Nice one
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>>39744260
they get to pay for someone else's child until the kid is finished with college or 24 years old. the only difference is that they know they are paying for someone else's kid.
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>>39743015
Thank you for explaining to us how a personal trainer works
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>>39743197
Don't worry op, it's literally just 1 samefag that trolls around these hours every night. Your wife is decent, also don't let her near other men, ever, women can't help but be careless and self-centered.

For the samefag, where's TOPCATLAUGHSATYOURRETARDEDPOST at yet?
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>>39744276
Jesus Christ. France is truly, genuinely encouraging cuckolding. At least they can divorce the woman and spread the word she's a wench, right? That's gotta count for something.
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>>39743182
this girl is strange. She has a chubby girl's physique yet looks fit?
I bet she puts the weight on really easily her arms and legs have no definition whatsoever
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>>39743960
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>>39744244
I made it better.
I wanted to make one of them 'you're trying to make an image 1000 GB size' pictures, but it just froze my computer.

Enjoy it friends, this one is charged with genuine anger.
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>>39744346
It's claire abbott. Google her. Thank me later.
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>>39744388
Fuck, I forgot to attach the picture.
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>>39744401
Saved. I like this one a lot
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>>39744403
Thanks m8, means alot to me.
Use it well.
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>>39743274
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>>39744401
Do you have the psd for that?
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>>39744439
Sorry, no, but here's the galaxy I used.
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>>39744449
Thanks anyway.
Just wanted to se how the result would be when using different blending modes on the upper layer.
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>>39744425
just give it a rest already
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>>39744468
Ah
Well, I just used the Warp filter and played around with the values for a bit
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>>39744513
To superimpose the two images you lowered the opacity of the pepe layer, right?
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>>39744523
Yep
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>>39744027
Nope, a woman in France can name who she wants as father. Paternity tests actually done proving they're not the father are thrown out and not counted as evidence because it's illegal and the father faces prison time.

Also I'm France prostitution is a perfectly acceptable and legal job, being pad for sex is legal. However paying for sex is very illegal :^)
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>>39743182
>>39744346
>>39744395
she has nudes you can find if you look for them

id post but last time i did i got (mistakenly) permabanned for cp, even though she was legal in the pics. fyi
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>>39744593
This is the effect I was thinking of.
The idea was to make pepe the galaxy itself, instead of having his picture on top of it.
Not sure if I achieved it.
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>>39744260
It's not accepted as evidence it's not theirs because it's illegal to get a paternity test.
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>>39744628
I have those nudes you speak of. It's a shame she'll never do porn, you can tell she likes getting attention for being slutty.
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>>39744631
It doesn't really look like a Pepe from the thumbnail.
Just looks like a red galaxy kek.
Give me a couple minutes, I'll try to change it.
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>>39744648
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>>39744663
Still failed. I give up.
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>>39744631
>>39744663
I see what you're trying to do man, it looks decent.
If I knew ho, i'd have done it like that to begin with lmao
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>>39744663
Looks really good, saved lad
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>>39744643
>tfw Dan's already fucked her
Must be nice being rich
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>>39744710
She deleted that pic after she put it up cuz it caused a shitstorm. If my memory serves me correctly she was still 17 when that pic was snapped? I could be bugging
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>>39744674
Bitch stop warping iy so much, keep some pepe essence in the pic
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>>39743015
>my wife is about to hire a personal trainer, he's a guy

>should i be worried?

that you even have to ASK means yes. stop being an insecure little bitch before your worst nightmare (your wife and her PT have an illicit sexual affair behind your back) comes true as a result of your being a wuss. serious.
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>>39744689
I put the pepe layer in a group, then set said group to color dodge (so I could test different versions of the image without changing the setting each time), then lowered the pepe's opacity.

For the second version I reset the pepe's opacity at 100, then put a "Hue/Saturation" adjustment layer over it (but still inside the group), and set the saturation to -34.

>>39744702
t-thank you.

>>39744736
But then it wouldn't match the galaxy.
I'll try another version, gimme a minute.
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>>39744736
>>39744748
It's more visible, but I don't really like it.
Looks more superimposed than fused together with the galaxy.
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>>39744774
How about one where the spinning galaxy takes up less of the actual picture, so that maybe you warp pepe less and the galaxy is mostly in his mouth? Just throwing ideas out there
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>>39744774
I think what you're trying to do would require chopping the pepe up into 6 pieces, and then warping each piece along each tendril of the galaxy
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>>39744826
Not sure if I can make it smaller without it looking like a small rectangle pasted into it.
I'll try with content aware fill.

>>39744831
Nah, not that much. Just give it some sense of spin that matches the curve of the galaxy, not really shape him like one.
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>>39743201
this desu senpai
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>>39744826
>>39744840
Like this?
Might try other warps, since this has almost all of it around the mouth area (where it's mostly masked by the galaxy) and it's not very visible elsewhere.
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>>39744926
Here with more warping.
He looks angrier, but I think it looks worse.
Maybe I'll keep the two versions separate for different occasions.
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>>39743574
>all these newfags
This is still bait
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>>39743015
You're asking the cesspool of 4chan/fit/ about relationship concerns.

No, don't be worried. You married the woman, you should know whether or not she is faithful. And if you should be worried, you need to do something about it, whether that is drop her (should be a last resort), figure out what you're doing wrong in her eyes, or whatever
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>>39743015
Why don't you train together, you could teach her. Personal trainers are 90% for motivation.
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>>39743197
Mfw nobody knows this pasta. Oh boy summer comes early
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>>39743197
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>>39743197
Kek kys fagot
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>>39744626
So why aren't sluts who are pregnant by lord knows who just saying french billinaires and ceos are the father constantly?
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>>39743182

>finally wanna go nofap for a few days
>anon posts claire


sigh
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>>39743574
>ALL these newfags

Holy FUCK
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>>39744346
>I bet
there is no wagering at 4chan, Grandpa
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>>39745155
>Why don't you train together
...bcoz DYEL?
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>>39743917
She was already fucking her workmates before suggesting an open marriage.
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>>39745737
you can get a test if a court orders it
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>39745999
Not even ironically funny.

1/10 for effort.
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>>39745999
1/10

...the 1 is coz you try it...
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>>39745999
>Being so mad you wrote all those out

Hahahah holy shit.
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>>39746206
how new r u lmao
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>>39743197
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>>39743574
>>39743197
>>39743015
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>>39743197
If you've been with your wife for more than 5 years I can tell you she's already cheated on you if this is how you handle confrontation. Stop being a total pussy. Act like a fucking man. Don't ask fucking 18-22 year old trolls on 4chan how to handle your failing marriage. God damn man
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>>39743197
>>>/r/eddit
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>>39743197
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>delete
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>>39743291
Not bad, not bad at all kid...
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>>39743197
Seeing how much of a fag you are, shes definitely gonna cheat.
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>>39743574
Major top pep
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>>39744844
Mirin that b&d
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>>39744002
kek

That synthol chest
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My ex wife cheated on me with her personal trainer. Like after the first day.

You're fucked
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