How tall are you anon? I'm 5'4 >mfw i'm actually

>>39734221
>Tfw 181cm
>Say I am 183cm

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>185
>Always say im 187

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>>39734221
>tfw actually 5'4
why are we still here, just to suffer?

>>39734221
I am 177. I say I am 175. I have a gf.

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>5'8"
>tell everyone im 6'1"
>literally never works

>>39734288
no shit sherlock thats like 9 inch different you stupid asshole

>>39734296
>what is basic math and jokes

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>>39734221
>6'2" King of Manlets
>Always tell people I'm 5'8"
>Solely to embarass 5'10" manlets who claim to be 6'

>>39734316
That's evil mayne

>>39734248
178

I just say I'm 180

>>39734328
Hah when fags like try to claim this next to a real 180cm it's fucking obvious

>>39734337
In boots I'm a solid 182 :^)

>>39734337
>it's fucking obvious
>2cm
yep, you are retarded.

>>39734348
t. Manlet

>6'2"
>Always claim 5'11" when competing for pussay with shorter men
>Makes them look shorter and spaz out saying I must be taller, thus turning the girl off them

I unironically do this and it always works

>>39734380
>Women don't know how tall they are

>>39734265
>I have a gf
Irrelevant RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>39734354
>t. Manlet
how original. no wonder u are virgin

am 191cm
Tell people im 190 cm for good measure.

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>>39734380
You probably have low self-esteem if you actually do this. You are using a weak coping mechanism

Stop shooting yourself in the foot you need to highlight your strengths not downplay them

18 cm
I tell my girl it is 20+

If she ever measures it I'm fucked boys

>>39734305
>what is bait

>6'1
>Always say I'm 6'1 since I'm completely happy with my height

feelsgoodman

>>39734572
Oh noes boyz, le face when le gf and le big dick XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>39734288
what are you talking about

>>39734316
People believe that? You must chill with the intellectually impaired, anon.

>>39734380
>having to lie to compete with manlets

>>39734265
Hey buddy 179 and gf club here. Feels good, doesn't it?

>>39734221
6'2" 424lb master race here

Two or three years ago when I first started main boarding /fit/, I started telling people I was 5'7" and 5'6"'and inside of my mind I starter thinking I was 5'5" and a liar.

Turns out I'm 5'10", easy. This Manlet meme just dicked me up in my head. Or tape measures are all fucked

>>39734347
and 180cm people in normal shoes are 185

>6'1", closer to 6'2"
>tell girls I'm 6'1"
>tell other guys I'm 5'11"

>>39734221
>tfw 6' and 1/2"
>tfw 5'9" manlets say they are 6' while wearing boots

>somewhere above 6'0, haven't measured self in a while
>ex said she's 6'0.5, and i'm a bit taller than her
>tell everyone I'm 6'1

>6'4"
>Tell women I'm 6'4"
>Tell men I'm 5'11"

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>recently meet up with ex after not seeing her for 5 years
>she's 5'1
>somehow get to the conversation of height
>she asked how tall I was, guessed 6'2
>Im 5'9

I can't explain it, wtf how can you be so wrong.

>>39734221
>5'8"
>5'7" friend says "yeah bro im 5'10"
>he actually believes it
>people actually believe him
Should i just claim 5'10" or 5'9" at least? I mean how would anyone even know? I can even wear 2" shoe lifts and claim 6' if thats how this works

>>39737055

all skyscrapers look the same size when you stand under them

I'm 195cm

Friend claims hes 205

Hes visibly shorter than me with no shoes on. People still believe him

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>>39737061
>her current boyfriend is 5'5

It's not fair...

How often do you guys talk about height in real life anyway? It seems like it comes up every week to some of you. Last I remember talking about it was in middle or high school.

>>39737106

Comes up a lot because there's a 5'11" guy in my group of friends who claims he's 6'0" so we tease him about it. Also girls occasionally just ask at parties.

>>39737106
This. It has literally only happened once in my adult life my freshman year of uni when I was into a 6'1 girl (I'm 5'8). Other than that no one ever talks about height

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>>39734221
190(6.23")Actually 188-189(6.2) AHAHAHAHHAAH I AM THE DEVIL!

>>39737117

It's because you're short. I'm a legit 6'3 and get asked about my height as least twice a week. Mostly it's from old people who tell me about their 16yo grandson who taller than me or girls trying to flirt. I tell everyone I'm 5'8 at first as a joke

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I'm 5'9 but I tell people I'm 5'7 just to make other people feel shorter.

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>tell people i'm 5'8"
>i'm actually 5'7.7"

>>39734221
lol i am 5'8 and tell girls im 6 foot so they say "oh i must be 6'2"
kill me :(

>192cm
>say I am 175cm

>>39734380
Im 5'11 and had this happen to me and said my older brother who died from HIV a few years back was your height 6'2. Thats how we realised he loved cocks. Always work when the girl mires how much funnier i am than you.

>>39737929
>I am 5'11" from what i know
>tell everyone I'm, 6'
>measure myself last week and I'm 5'10.5"

I'm going to wear 1.5" boots from now on

>be 6'7
>Say I'm 6'4 when people ask

Makes every other tall person seem like a liar

>tell other guys i'm 5'7"
>mfw i'm 6'0"

>>39734380
>lying to compete with manlets

sorry for your irreparable self esteem