Another Friday night on /fit/ huh anon? Why aren't you

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Grabbed some 70lbs dumbbells I have at home and bullshitted around with some full body accessories while watching old episodes of Reviews on the Run after /tv/ got me nostalgic for G4.

Not a bad night.

>>39716395
I've been clubbing avery weekend for past 2 months.

I deserve some peace in my comfy room comfy blanket and 4chan autists.

I also transcended since 2 days ago so Im feeling awesome.

Because it's Saturday, you silly cunt?

I'm at work

>>39716395
Because I'm eating pussy and slaying pizza

I went out last night and will do so again today but am too ugly to get girls. You go to any bar/club and there's always way more guys and most are taller, fitter, and better looking than me so I have no fucking chance. Good to get shitfaced sometimes though.

>>39716395
I'm going christmas shopping and maybe reorganizing my living room.
Finally have some free time since both of my gfs are working today. It's actually been months since I've had a day to just myself

>>39716513
What does transcended mean?

>>39716732

He left humanity behind

>>39716395
gf got mad at me for drinking and doing coke. I have to stay home and eat pussy.

>>39717168
Mig?

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>oneitis snapped me
>accident
>what happened? Are you ok?
>I hit videochat by accident
>what would you think that?
>um you said "accident". Context is important
>oh lol Jeez lol
>tfw I almost died and she was laughing about it.

>>39717228
stupid frog poster

I'm home for the holidays and all my friends do back in my hometown is drink and do drugs. I'm three days sober and can't slip up yet

>>39716395
I'm in a comfy pw bubble bath. Gf is on her way with pussy and pizza, titties and beer.
>thank god I ain't queer.

>>39716395
Ate pizza and crawfish nachos and a pint of ice cream and fucked 3 different bitches this week.

>>39717337

>ain't queer
>browses /fit/

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>>39716395
Ate an enormous burrito, went for a run on the beach and did some extra cardio and calisthenics at the gym. Now shitposting on /fit/ and listening to podcasts. Way better than walking to the bars and shelling out $20 to get a buzz surrounded by loud degenerates. Not bad tbqh famalam.

>mfw a fellow kv friend wants to go to the bars and play pool with roasties who won't fuck me anyways.

>>39717530

Which podcast senpai?

>>39716395
Because I've just got off the phone from my crying father who is sad he hasn't spent Christmas with family for the past few years.

He divorced my mum over a decade ago. Things have been incredibly shitty ever since.

And that is why I'm not out on a Friday night anon.

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>>39717608
Listening to this right now fampai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiIP4SkHjI8

I'm depressed and have nobody I could even go out with

I tried making friends in grad school but I just end up alone there are days I don't talk to another person except my professor

>>39716732

He lost his virginity. Hopefully not to a fatty or an uggo. Or an uggo fatty...

I got home from uni a few hours ago. I'm unwinding and relaxing now.

>>39717337
nice rhyme m80
hopefully she doesn't leave you masterb8ing

>>39717228
>hit videochat by accident
I fucking HATE that shit. I literally lost out on a girl I was talking to because she thought it was creepy I tried to video chat.

Holy fuck WHY IS IT SO EASY TO PRESS IT. FUCK YOU FACEBOOK

My jizz r yellow

>>39717228
>>39717675
>using snapchat

you have to be 18 to post here

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>>39716395
1/2 ain't bad

>work had a "holiday party" today which was just going to a local bar for happy hour after work
>for normal people this is nothing, they do this every weekend with their friends

>me, 25 years old, never even been to a bar because i'm such a loser
>don't talk much to coworkers anyway
>so aspie that i literally agonized over this decision for days
>knew that i would just sit in a corner, not talking to anyone, would get drunk off like 2 drinks, would just be full aspie-mode the whole time and be a source of ridicule at work from now on
>but that i should try to do social things
>choose not to go

top lel

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>Eating pizza, playing Diablo 2

>>39717721
I never go to work bullshit either, hasn't hurt me professionally yet.

I'm drinking alone and eating a homemade microwave burrito. It's okay, though the tortilla gets kinda steamed in the microwave and develops a gummy texture that loses a lot of structural integrity

Tomorrow I'm going to a local pro-wrestling thing by myself because none of my friends want to go

>>39717630
Not the anon that asked, but have you head Molyneux's conversation(s) with Schiff?
t. Molyneux fanboy

>>39717721

Don't feel bad anon, bars suck anyways

>petting dog whilst browsing fit

My life would be so much worse without this animal.

I need something to watch though, bored as fuck with video games for months now.

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>>39717737
I have to admit, it was a long time ago. I haven't watched any of Stef's guest hosts of Peter's podcast either. I have never held such a weird mixture of admiration and disappointment for one man. Feels conflicted man.

>>39717734

>It's okay, though the tortilla gets kinda steamed in the microwave and develops a gummy texture that loses a lot of structural integrity

Something about this post just struck me as super sad desu

Sadder than the most pathetic r9k shit

>>39717734
I'd go if you only asked me

>I think he hates me

>>39717752
Molyneux is very well educated but recently he has reaaally been locked inside his own echo chamber of Trump praise and mainstream media bashing. I want him to get back to nonpolitical topics. His Call-in-Shows are still pretty insightful, however.

>>39717772
we did just have a huge election chalk full of the worst examples of media bias so it's hard to blame him

>>39717732
its not about hurting me professionally. its about the mind-blowing autism that i'm literally too afraid to even go to a bar as a 25 year old

>>39717738
thats a pretty blanket statement

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>>39717772
I know, I just don't understand why he thinks he needs to throw people under the bus who like him. His recent show on libertarians was a disaster. I'm sorry not that many libertarians have embraced peaceful parenting but you're new alt-right base won't do it either. Sorry we don't want nation-wide stop and frisk, that doesn't mean I'm thirsty for cop blood. That and he's slipped into being another pro-Trump pundit.

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>>39716395
Crippling anxiety and depression, coupled with impending existential dread

I'm alone a lot lately

>>39717772
Both Molyneux and I are Canadian, but he never references Canadian current events which bums me out. We have pretty shite options here for media. Best thing we have is Rebel... and they frankly suck

>>39717806
Hey can you dump more Molymemes if you have 'em?

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>paid $200 to an Asian massage lady
>sexed for 1hr before she told me she was too sore to keep going
>couldn't cum even though ive been doing nofap and no porn for months

Not sure what to do
Ive been with so many hookers but ive yet to cum from fucking
Also i went down on her for a bit.
How fucked am I?

>>39717834
dude why would you go down on a hooker?

>>39716571
Pedantic faggots like you are what make this board cancer. You know damn well it's Friday in OP's timezone. Do you actually think you're clever or something?

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>>39717834
Your face is going to look like an itchy pepperoni pizza in a few weeks m8

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>>39717819

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>>39717978
>>39717819

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>tfw none of your friends wanted to stay the weekend after finals
I thought about going to the bars solo, but too beta.

>>39717987
what if they are all staying but just dont want to be with you so they said they are leaving lmfao

>>39717987
they are staying, just not with you

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>>39717978

>>39717987
Bruh you're thinking about this the wrong way.

You go to a bar alone. No one there knows you. They will probably never see you again. There's literally no social pressure.

You sperg out? So what, not like they'll ever see you again.

Go out. Get wasted. Be whatever person you want to be.

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Because I just hauled the frozen, ant covered corpse of my cat out of the backyard and buried it. He was a good catto.
4chan and funny cat videos are tonight's theme.

And why the fuck does anyone care about Molyneux's opinion on things that aren't games?

>>39718063
man his videos made me depressed, i hate serious old men now

I'm going out next weekend

Im 28 and hate clubs.

Id rather just stay in

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>>39716395
Because I'm on holiday leave and this is the only time of year I get to see my hometown, my family, and my cat.

>>39718175
will you be my adopted father

-30C and half a metre of snow everywhere. All the pizza places say two hours to deliver not counting baking time.

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>>39718237
Sure, I'll be your daddy.
Now post your glutes.

>>39717729
That sounds awesome.

>>39718306
i have to wax first

Two 6/10s asked me for a three way. I don't know how to feel about that since they're thirsty as fuck, but the thought of two girls blowing my 7"x5" is enticing.

>>39718306

my goal body to be honest

my girlfriend is home visiting her mom and dad. So, today, I took my acid-tripping friends to get burritos, then played vidya games, worked out, then came home and more vidya, smoked a little weed, now i'm listening to some funky beats

>>39718285
>when the weather mires you and wants to save your gains

help me fit.. idk if ill make it.. i feel like ill always have a shitty, small frame and the genetics shit thats posted around here aint helping.

will it all be worth it?

>>39718649
Well, what will make you happy?

>>39718661
when (or if) i have a bigger frame of course.

>>39717709
Snapchat is better than texting though? Unless you're having some deep conversation which you shouldn't be having over text anyways

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>>39717834
>went down on a pro

it's a saturday you loser

i'm confused

Greeks on the next block are celebrating with shit tons of fireworks so it sounds like nazi's executing jews all night

>>39719002
Excuse me but what type of fire work makes the sound of a gas chamber?

>>39719012
It sounds like they are killing them in the streets and the small distant ones make the sound of running footsteps, creepy shit

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>>39719018
>>39719012
it stopped now
time to sleep

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>I can't get into Space Hulk Deathwing mp

>>39718401
>7''x5''
nope

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>ask friend what kind of drinks he likes
>says he hasn't spent a night sober in over 3 years
>don't know how to respond

>>39717709
im 20 using snapchat with a lot of girls my age, literally everyone my age have snapchat

>>39721103
I'm 20 and dont have snap chat.
>literally
Fuck off cunt

>>39717228
kys my man

>>39720648
whats wrong with that

>>39717526
I do see how a bubble bath while shit posting on a board about weiners and how to manscape your chest could be construed as homosexuality, luckily I am very certain and comfortable in my heterosexuality.
>>39717670
I was not stood up. We snuggled under blankets thru the night til I got up for work.

>getting asked by group of girls to join a party
>they want to see my muscles
>"she said she will ask you to take off your shirt instantly"
>Dont wanna go

Im just too lazy

A) It's Saturday.
B) No, I spent my Friday night taking out my Korean gf, her mom and her mom's bf to a big dinner. Afterwards, my gf and I went home and got drunk with my mom. Gotta keep it in the family.

>>39722241
>letting women treat you like a piece of meat

tell the whores to fuck off

>>39722241
Youre not for free anon, they either fuck you or pay you to get to see the bod

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>>39722477
Thats exactly the reason what keeps me home

>was too afraid to say it out loud

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>>39722507
>this dick ain't freeee
>yfw a literal nigger has more respect for himself than most of /fit/
Just another reason why you can't trust /pol/ memes I suppose.

>got gf
>she promised to get fit
>she doesnt
>she gets fatter

>>39722688
photoshop a pic of her flying into the world trade center and make it your phone background. She'll get the idea

>>39721103
26 here and if you are not using snapchat, you have 0 social circle