brehs.....I just......can't stop....eating.....peanut.....butte

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>that first spoonful of the day

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>tfw ate another ome of these after dinner

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>>39709820
Literally (literally) better than sex

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>>39709792
>mfw just living from one jar to the next

>>39709792
I start my day with 3 full spoons of peanut butter. Tastes awesome.

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>>39709831
iktfb

I've been sustaining myself for weeks on nothing but PB, it is the be all end all to my existence, it is my raison d'étre, I wake up, I eat PB, I then think about when I can next eat PB, then I sleep dreaming of PB, and the cycle continues. My life as a whole coalesces around PB. My whole life is PB. I see it completely, I see its shape and the slow movements which have brought the spoonful to my mouth. There is little to say about it: a lost game, that’s all. Three days ago I solemnly gave up PB. I had lost the first round. I wanted to play the second and I lost again: I lost the whole game. At the same time, I learned that you always lose. Only the rascals think they win against the PB. Now I am PB, I am going to outlive myself. Eat PB, sleep with PB, sleep with PB, eat PB. Exist slowly, softly for only PB, like trees, like a puddle of water, like the red bench in the streetcar.

I taste the nutty lumps of PB in my mouth. In the jar they look like heaps of shells, scales, splinters of bone, and gravel. Lost in the midst of this sand, tiny glimmers of glass or mica intermittently throw off light flames. In an hour the ripples, trenches, and thin furrows which run between these shells will be streets, I shall walk in these streets, between these walls of PB. These little nut chunks I can just make out in the whole—in an hour I shall be one of them.

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>>39709792

Pics is a good brand, get those other two out of there though, reeses is basically sugar with a couple peanuts thrown in.

Pic related is my shit atm

>mfw powdered peanut butter has 1.5g of fat and 6g protein
>I'm literally cutting on peanut butter

>>39709918
>Dark chocolate PB
>criticises me for eating reeses

Just get dark roasted mayvers brah

>>39709792
ive always wondered is this a meme or like legit?
peanut butter is awful by itself

>>39709953
>peanut butter is awful by itself

kys yourself

>>39709957
k

>>39709933

It sounds bad, but it's pure peanut butter with a little raw cacao in there, has no more sugar/carbs than standard 100% peanut butter.

Reeses however is barely peanut butter, shit is more like candy.

>>39709967
Sounds alright then, cause it looks like nutella shit from the pic

>>39709953
PB is god-tier bulk food, plus it tastes great

>>39709820
source