>She's no Trainwreck! Amy Schumer showcases her knoc

>>39708928
Whats so bad about her body. Definitely not "knockout figure" but ide say its pretty acceptable for a women of her age.

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>>39708937
She has the body of someone who hasn't done an hour of exercise in the last year and lives almost entirely off junk food

>>39708937

Bait also low standards in the modern age.

Go back 20-30 years and no one was nearly as fat. Something changed in society since the early 90's.

>>39708928
It's a joke piece bro. It's the fucking dailymail. Even serious pieces on the dailymail are joke pieces.

>>39708977
jesus christ that shirt is so gay

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"Hints of a six pack" is this satire senpai?

>>39708937

/fit/ gets triggered by normal people. In their minds not spending every second of every hour exercising and counting calories is a crime worse than fucking a toddler. And of course women just happen to get the brunt of this.

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>>39708928
Keep reading

>>39709145
Because people didn't fear saturated fat thinking it would raise their cholesterol and make them fat and instead ate more carbs and sugar, which actually makes them fat.

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>>39708928
>alt-right loons talking about how libcucks and jew media want to destroy society
>ha ha what idiots
>see this post
>mfw

>>39709209
>of course women just happen to get the brunt of this.
I get the feeling this is your first time here.
Very rarely do I see women criticised for their body more than men on /fit/.

>>39708928
She looks average I guess. I wouldn't look twice at her if I saw her in public. The headline certainly doesn't match the image. I guess they accidentally posted the article without shooping the fuck out of the image.

>>39709169
The're lines from working out

It's from Daily Mail and it's trolling. They often take pics of celebrities who don't look so good and give them descriptions like this.

>>39709209
You are fucking retarded (or live in Texas) if you think that is normal, especially when media forcefully praise it like she put some effort in her looks. My mom is 10 years older than her and not nearly as fat, hasnt been fat at schumers age either. It is because she knows she doesnt need to eat like a pig so people can praise her for breaking muh beauty standards or whatever burger fad is going on now.

>>39708977
Thats probably because thats her lifestyle. Shes a comedian not a model

>>39709354
Cool

>>39709385
Might as well not respond after you went full retard, fatty.

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>this is a size six in America
ew

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>>39709385
Damn right it's cool you fat as fatass cunt.

>>39709385
talk about MUH VAGINA some more Amy!

>>39709209
Oh fuck no. Go back to your /adv/ containment board. I'm not dealing with your retardation again.

>>39709258
oy vey

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pigdisgusting

Does anyone else want to hate fuck Amy Schumer? I often imagine myself tieing her up after a show and pulling off her sweaty, smelly panties and making her sniff them before I bend her over and force like her to make vagina jokes while I fuck her pussy, then ass. I'd keep her tied up for a week, fuckin her everyday while she tells jokes. I'd slap her everytime she told a shitty joke. She'd be so broken that from then on I could use her as my own living real doll. I'd feed her protein powder and supplements so she survives and loses some weight.

>>39709481
Seems smelly and gross

>>39709481

hohoh ahhahaa i cant wait to post this mint 4 chan meme to r/4chan

u guys rly r the craziest memers

She looks fine honestly

>>39709375

>Amy Schumer
>Comedian

Almost had me there haha

>>39709481
no but i would sarah silverman

>>39709562
I can just tell you're a new fag trying to act like you've been here since 2006 and didn't just come from posting in leddit

>>39709633

been here since 2009 do i qualify to be in ur club u fucking loser

le newfag!

le narwhal bacons at midnight

>>39709666
Just proving my points
Nice Satan trips though

>>39709674

ok

better luck next time with ur forced tryhard copypasta.

thanks.

>>39709685
no problem

bye

>>39709685
I'm not the one who wrote it anon, I agree it's shit, you're just worse. Gg no re

>>39709697

g1

>>39709691
ok,see you later.

>>39709209
This seriously. She has a solid 8/10 body.

>>39709209
I mean she isn't funny so the least she could do is be attractive

>>39708928
i'd get her pregnant in her asshole

>>39708937

>torpedo tits
>weird shoulders/traps
>ass in need of SSRIs

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>Being fat and disgusting is good,goy.Don't get on steroids and become manly,just eat shit and get on estrogen that's whats hip and cool
(((THEY))) CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>39709481
nope

I want laci green

>>39709209
>12%bf
>85kg at 6'
>Eat what I want
>Destress in the gym for about 6 hours every week picking up heavy shit

Tell me more about how every waking moment of my life is spent in the gym and how I'm weighing all my food compulsively.

>>39711177
Suck a Dick Arab Bastard

>>39708928
i cant believe this thread, fucking fedora tippers

amy is a smart and funny independent woman who doesn't need your approval, literally neck yourselves

>>39709209
>spend every second day 1.5h at the gym
>every second of every hour hurrr durrr

>>39709292
>Too much of a narrow minded nigger to understand this is dailymaily being cheeky
>m-muh libcucks
>m-muh jew media

>>39708928
https://youtu.be/hFvvI5s-KHg

holy shit she is fucking terrible

>>39709375
Oh so it's her lifestyle to be a fat, disgusting pig? Well then. HAES and so on.

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>>39711233
> suck a dick

That's your job, Rabbi.

Amy Schumer might be my least favorite person on earth. She's atrociusly ugly, unfunny af, and steals jokes. Why is she successful, she's like the new Carlos Mencia except she's staying around because she's a woman. Fuck her, except don't because she's a pig I wouldn't touch her with a stick

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>>39709169

>>39708928

that's probably very subtle sarcasm

>>39709169

>her generous curves

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>>39708977
What the fuck is that tattoo?!?!

>>39711266
You know your gender is shit at something when fucking south park makes fun of you for being shit at it

>>39709323
>It's from Daily Mail and it's trolling. They often take pics of celebrities who don't look so good and give them descriptions like this.

this

>>39709145
> early 90s

But that was when heroin chic was in

>>39708928
can't tell if that's actual stomach definition or if it's just fat rolls
either way, she still looks like shit, but she definitely looks better than she did a few years ago

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>>39711479
It's always fat rolls.

>>39708928
(((They))) are trying to push fat chicks as attractive so tumbrinas can get men someday

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>>39711179
Laci Green that fucking cunt. I want to cum in her eye sockets

>>39709209
A picture of her standing next to a normal guy was supplied by >>39708977
As you can see, she's got more bodyfat than a man (men generally weigh more than women) who's slightly taller than her. Let me reiterate that that's a normal dude.

Do you really think that's healthy? Do you really think that's even normal?

/fit/ is triggered by a clickbait article claiming she's the pinnacle of fitness when she's clearly anything but. We're a fitness forum, so no shit.

Stop trying to turn this into some crusade. It's really clear cut already.

>>39709411
How do you get this much degradation from such a new image

>>39711751
>she's got more bodyfat than a man
No shit man. Because women generally have a way higher bf percentage than men. A woman with 20kg less than me would probably still have a higher bf.

>>39708928
Jesus christ, I literally got nauseous looking at her.

>>39711751
Women are supposed to naturally have more fat that women you moron, like 5-10% more. Will become infertile when you start to dip below 15%

>>39709481
ana kasparian and laci green

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>>39711805
>Women are supposed to naturally have more fat that women you moron

>>39709391
Saying cool is full retard?

>>39708928
>No comment section

Fake clickbait news for clicks

They know she's ugly

They know you know

They get their reaction and your ad money

Congrats

>>39709375
>Shes a comedian

Now THATS funnny

>>39711275
Nobody said anything about HAES. Quit projecting faggot. Shes a millionaire adored by millions of fans. She can let her body slip and still live 100x better than you

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>>39712182
>Adored
>By millions

>>39709169
How do they wrote this cap and be serious?

>>39711751
>she has more bodyfat than a man
Are you retarded?

>>39709411
>having a hot mom is cool
No its not. You get relentlessly tortured by everyone at school. Doubly so from your friends. Id much rather have a schumer shaped mom who bakes

>>39712182
>Quit projecting faggot
Are you saying I'm HAES or what are you trying to say you autistic white knight?

>>39712198
Greentexts and gifs wont change objective facts. Shes one of comedy centrals cash cows. Just because you and your weeb friends dont like something doesnt make it unpopular

>>39712271
>Cash cows

Well you got one thing right

>>39712244

This

my friend had a hot mom and liked no second of it, constant "I'd fuck your mom" jokes from K-12

>>39712265
Im saying you think everyone whos ok with a little extra weight is a tumblr haes activist. Some people enjoy different lifestyles dude. Get over it.

>>39708928

Dailymail is cuck tier and a fair amount of English are obese but we already know that from time

or its sarcasm that sells

https://youtu.be/rikTyG_9IQI?t=6m17s

>>39708928
(((She))) literally looks like a crossdressing man. I hardly find someone so ugly and failing at their career, at the same time.

>>39712357
she has a career only because she appeals to ugly feminist sjw types

she can't get by on her looks like most women with careers

>>39712373
I know that. She's a nobody that rides on the only thing that can keep her in business.

>>39712382
ill believe its actually a woman when i see the proof

>>39712199
They were probably crying from laughter when they wrote that.

>>39709145
Sugar in fucking everything is what happened. Combined with the commercial ease of use and added availability of calorie dense foods. Also people becoming more sedentary. These 3 things are killing America fast

>>39709481
No amy, nobody wants to fuck you here

Stop typing up your unachievable fantasies

Daily reminder that this is what the average American woman looks like. Also I'm pretty sure that the author of this article was sarcastic. Then again all of 4chan is autistic so it should come as no surprise that none of you get sarcasm.

>>39711363
the trampiest of stamps

>>39708928

At the risk of sounding like a /pol/ escapee, what they are doing is giving free publicity to those who most vocally support the liberal agenda.

Deny it all you want, but just watch the news over time, you'll see that I'm right.

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>>39708937
>acceptable
nope. She looks like shit. Just let's be fucking honest, it's anonymous site. No one will hate you for being honest.
This is looking good for age. Not that piece of fat slob

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>>39708928
Its a normal body for the people who read the daily mail

>>39712477
If you think the Daily Mail has anything to do with the liberal agenda you do not know the British press.

She's. It even fat, fat is having a gut etc...

>>39708977
>tramp stamp

I didn't know she was THAT bad. Looks like shit, shit at her (((job))) and is a dumb slut at the same time.

>>39709169

>six pack

more like a keg

>>39712545
Daily Mail is populist. If they think fat acceptance will be popular among their readers they will appease them by printing articles saying being overweight is okay.

The gutter press in Britain prints whatever its readership will buy. They have no true ideology beyond populism.

>>39709375
this single post is funnier than her entire comedic career

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>>39709375
You were saying?

>>39712357
By what metric is her career failing?

>>39713198
I was saying amy schumer makes millions with comedy. Not by modeling. It wasnt a very hard point to follow not sure how you got lost in two sentences

>>39713358
Iliza Shlesinger is a stand up comedian too, retard

>>39713382
Im not him but his point was that she can look like shit(and she fucking does) because her career isnt dependant on it
Similarly a model doesnt need to be funny
You can find a model who IS funny but they dont need to be because their careers dont involve that type of criteria

>>39713382
A much less successful one that has nothing to do with what I posted

>>39713382
Dolph lundgren has a phd in chemical engineering. Do all action stars need a phd in chemical engineering to be successful?

>>39713400
They said lifestyle not career. You can have almost any career and be a lazy fat fuck or disciplined and fit. Being dismissive because "it's not their job" is a piss poor excuse used by fatty enablers.

>>39713416
It does, read what I wrote above.

>>39713423
I didn't say anything about success. Again, it's about making pointless excuses. She's in a better position than 95% of the world to be in shape, but simply doesn't because she's a lazy fuck, not because her career

>>39712504
I think that accepting Amy 'fat slut' Shuber as a healthy and admirable body goal is just a symptom of how dsyfunctional and fucked up our society has become. This should be considered the norm

>>39713461
Whos making an excuse? Nobody said she couldnt look good if she wanted to. The whole point is she doesnt want to. She has an objectively amazing life and can eat whatever she wants. Not wveryones goal in life is to be the next mark rippetoe dude. Shes not making excuses and neither are we. If your metric of success is physique I feel really bad for you. You cant stay young forever
m8 i hope you have a plan b

>>39713476
People consider not eating literal garbage and doing moderate exercise on a regular basis just insane. I feel like there are a lot of people in this thread that look like shit or have a girlfriend that looks similar to Amy and are desperatley trying to defend the ideal that it's healthy and normal. The fact is that from an anthropological standpoint us and our ancestors are meant to be eating natural food from the ground, running around and being active. Quite the opposite is true for the majority of society and it shows from their physique, End Rant.

>>39713461
>Being dismissive because "it's not their job" is a piss poor excuse used by fatty enablers.
Hey now, she does look like an absolute pile of horse ass and i dont think anyone should sugar coat or enable that type of behaviour
I explained what he meant and its true to an extent because there is a lack of motivation for her to be fit since her career doesnt depend on it

Her career doesnt need her to be fit, her friends (probably) dont require her to be fit and she definetly doesnt need to be fit to find a man since guys fuck anything that even closely resembles a woman at this point so there is little incentive for her to be fit
Sad world but this is the way it is

>>39708928

Who exactly is she gonna knock out?

<King Kong?

>>39713507
>Implying it's impossible to be in great shape well into your 50's. And it's not the point of what she wants, its the point that the media is pushing her body as something impressive and healthy which it isn't. Being weak and fat is a choice and it will haunt you more and more into your later life, enjoy your laziness and gluttony now because the more you age the more your disgusting body will fall apart, sheep.

>>39713461
>someones doing things I dont like!
Dude wtf are you on about? Shes 10x more successful than youll ever be. Honestly she could gain another 100 and not skip a beat. You dont have to look like a greek sculpture to have a good life. Like the other poster said shes a fucking comedian why would she need to look good?

>>39713534
>great shape well into 50s
Some people live past 59. I know thats hard for your middle school brain to comprehend but you have potentially 40+ years after that. Youll still be a living breathing functioning member of society with goals and hopes and desires. Youll just look like shit. You cant beat father time bro

>>39713534
That article is satire. Jesus how dumb are you

>>39712423
Good, fuck America

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>>39713507
>Whos making an excuse?
You just did when you said
>Not wveryones goal in life is to be the next mark rippetoe dude.

I'm not saying she has to compete in fucking women's IFBB. But if you can't be fucked to do the bare minimum to not be an overweight shit, then you're just a shitty person. And keep in mind that she is vocal about "women's perception in media" and all that shit, so she is encouraging people to be lazy fucks like her ignoring the fact that 1/3 of her country is like her or worse, which is proving detrimental.

>>39713524
In this day and age, only military and laborers need to be fit. Career necessity is essentially a non-factor for most in the developed world. That doesn't mean we shouldn't hold people to higher standards.

>>39713541
>You dont have to look like a greek sculpture to have a good life
Dichotomous thinking gets people nowhere. I never said she had to look like she was formed from clay.

>>someones doing things I dont like!
I honestly would not give a flying fuck about her if she didn't let herself be used as reasoning for fatty propaganda.

Several people have had great success in their lives while also being overweight/obese. But those people didn't market themselves with an objectively negative side of social issue like she does.

>>39708928
The article is satire, genius.

Nobody is defending Amy Schumer's body type as healthy. Its just that not everybody is so autistic that they care what a comedian looks like.

>>39713627
Having different life goals from you is an excuse? Are you this fucking retarded?

>>39713627
Sour grapes is strong with this one

>>39713627
>That doesn't mean we shouldn't hold people to higher standards.
We should but you and i know both that girls arent going to start demanding a higher standard since the lazy asshole standard fits their narrative perfectly and guys are so fucking horny on average and they thinking sucking up to fat chicks will get them laid
Cure these problems and you might succeed but as long as there is a massive shortage of dateable girls/too many guys looking for girls the problem with no standards for women will remain

>>39713659
How do you know it's satire?
For all we know this is coming from a website that always gives out trendy and progressive opinions

>>39713683
How do you know being fit isnt satire and youve fallen for an elaborate ruse?

If you stare at her navel long enough, you will see a bagel surrounding it.

>>39712271
>Just because you and your weeb friends dont like something doesnt make it unpopular
Just a reminder that this forum won trump the presidency because us weebs like him

WTF how is this still here after A DAY

THIS IS FUCKING SATIRE, PEOPLE

It's Daily Mail, it's trolling. nothing to see here.

>>39713720
Delusion: The post

>>39711507
This isn't real. This can't be. Jesus fucking christ

>>39713665
Creating fake personal standards to justify laziness is an excuse. Nobody, save for a select few with mental disorders, has a life goal to be fat. Don't kid yourself

>>39713786
No her life goal was to become s comedian and actress. She became extremely successful. I have no idea if im being trolled or not. Seriously is your worldview so one dimensional you dont understand theres more to life than lifting and shitposting?

>>39712649
Underrated

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>>39711242
>Amy Schumer
>smart
>funny

>>39711507
oh wow

>>39712070
this is literally true, read a fucking book dude

>>39714563
Read this part again, slowly
"Women are supposed to naturally have more fat that women you moron"

>>39712152
Don't comment if you have nothing to contribute.

>>39714587
kek

>>39714587
Xe meant real women, shitlord

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>>39711507
How can someone be so deluded?

>>39714854
Girls have mental gymnastics powerful enough to let them disregard reality anon, thats how

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She's got a knockout body alright, I look at her whenever I have a boner but don't feel like jerking off. Knocks that nigga right out.

>>39708928
Wow - Amy schumer looks like a real life Barbie doll!

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>>39715080

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>>39708928
>tfw there exist an infinite amount of universes al with entirely different realities
>mfw i ended up in the one pigface isn`t waiting my table

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>>39708937
She's fucking fat. It's only "acceptable" in 2016 America. Any other generation and she'd be considered fat, calling her a "knockout figure" is just sad

>>39712423
Don't forget just general attitudes. Especially among women, there's now a belief that obesity is healthy and sexy, and anybody who tells you otherwise is just supporting the patriarchal oppression of women

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>>39711264
fuck off kike

>>39715309
I want her to die a horrible, painful death so bad

>>39714639
But i do. O boy do i ever

>>39715022
Lame comment

>>39715309
Its satire. Youre a fucking idiot

>>39713423
Yes...?

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>>39709392
as people get fatter the size of the size six will also increase, this is done because insecure women(fat) are more likely to buy clothing if the number doesn't make them feel like a lazy sack of shit, top jewry.

>>39718862
Only in the US. European sizes still target humans.

>>39711264
Yeah, I've seen quite a lot of articles written in clearly sarcastic tone. But stupid folks, which are majority of their readers, will think they're for real

>>39718862
shieeeeeeeeeeeeet
I'm size 20, wtf?

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How can some of you fucking idiots be so dense as to not get the joke? It's not even subtle. It's one of the funniest DM articles I've read recently though.

>>39712282
>BUDDY UR MOM IS A MILF X infinity

Still. Today. I'm 22 and people fucking still tell me this. She's 50 now man. Leave me alone.

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>>39708928
the far left worships her as their queen. It doesn't matter how disgusting and unattractive she looks, they will keep telling us that this is the "perfect" body.

>>39718941
The problem is their target demographic will take that for real and they know it.

>>39712070

yeah m8 thats actually true, high teens/low 20's is a solid bf% for grills. Sorry you had to find out you're retarded this way.

>>39719077
>the far left worships her as their queen

??????????????

Did you pull that right out of your ass?

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author's face when he wrote the article

>>39713358
>Makes millions by being a jew talking about muh vagina and having enough comfort in her life to stop being fat
FTFY

Why does the media suck Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham's dicks so hard when it seems like everyone else can't stand them?

>>39719077
I never understood this thing
Women in the media ( i guess its women) praise the most average of bodies and seem to like looking at men, makes sense and is perfectly logical so far
but IRL women seem uninterested in men, nothing impresses them and no one can catch their attention. Many try and many fail

Why are women so diffrent from both men and how women seem to act in media/online?

>>39718941
Yeah, this is complete satire.

>showcased her generous curves to the full
>while she was not looking overly gym trained, her modestly honed torso still showed hints of a six pack
>bearded escort
>The comedienne held her voluptuous pal in raptures as she told a funny story

Clearly sarcasm. If most of you aren't trolling and taking this serious, the autism levels on this board are sky high.

>>39719141
>Muh satire
Or you know, they just write whatever bullshit sells while having a kick from it. Either way their audience is supposed to take this seriously, besause dailymail isnt a satirical site.

>>39709629
Sarah Silverman is a goddess

>>39709619
women are funny. get over it.

>>39708977
Is it true that americans have to wear these ugly overknees at the beach or they get arrested?

>>39719202
Yes, or pay a fine

>>39719175
she went full retard though jumping on the triggered wagon

>>39719121
It's just you that doesn't impress them, anon.

>>39708928
I wish thhat fat, jewish cunt would drop off the face of the earth. Not sure how she reached her status with her i'm a stupid slut vagina jokes. Seriously

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>>39711233
are you sure you arent israeli?

>>39709258
SHUT IT DOWN

>>39713476
I don't get why /fit/ is triggered by this.
Would you rather every single person have perfect diet and routine!? You would never stand out anymore as an in shape person.

>>39711233
Ill take a muslim over literal filth any day kikeboy

>>39721839

more girls with good diet and exercise > more 3d waifus

its a pysop to slow down the beta uprising

>>39709375
I don't see your point. I'm an engineer, not a model. I still keep myself in shape. I don't have a shredded 6 pack, but I'm relatively lean, strong, and don't feed my body garbage.

>>39715309
>dailymail.co.uk
>american

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>>39711507
>more muscular madonna

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>>39708928
Her ((Daddy)) bought her the positive press & the barbie movie role.

Most people in reality don't seem to like her.

>>39712504
Is that Hope "Nephew Beater" Solo?

>>39721839
Say you're an average guy, you'll get an average girls.

If the average rises, you'll get something that is more attractive, even if it's still average.

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>>39725201
>Say you're an average guy, you'll get an average girls.
Average girls go for guys way above their league mate

>>39725211
I think you're confusing 'plain' with 'average'.
The 'average' today is very unattractive, the 'plain Janes' of back in the day, are 6+/10 today.

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>>39708977
this is what average looks like boys

witnessed the dubs

>>39725226
True, i never said they are good looking but excessive demand for girls and an abundance of guys all with the same mindset (improve to get chicks) causes the bar to be raised for guys
Average guys look better and demand allows average girls to go for guys way above their own league

We do not need more guys taking up lifting and self improvement, it will make dating worse for us all
We do need more women to date, preferably this will bring back competition among women (or introduce it, idk) so they feel some pressure to actually look good

>>39725173
Jessica Biel. I would let her "beat me" desu

>>39725261
Well yes, ideally for the guys who lift, less guys stay in shape, and mode women do.
But even if the bar was raised for both sexes, everybody would end up better off as long as they keep their position on the ladder, no matter how low on the ladder they were before.

i used to think i hated all fat people, but really i just hate this stupid woman
and all fat people

>>39708928
Social proofing. On an individual level, this person feels like they would be blasted into oblivion for expressing a negative opinion on this pig-whale hybrid, so they pander to what they believe everyone else is thinking. Meanwhile, everyone else is doing the same thing. What this turns into is a massive group of people pretending to like this bitch because everyone else says they like this bitch, and fear of being ostracized keeps them from dissenting, and may even lead them to blast other people who dissent. It's crazy mental gymnastics is all you need to know.

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>>39719202
No wtf third world country are you shit posting from famalamadingdong?

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>>39708977
They obviously tried to photoshop out her cellulite and fat-lines, and she still looks like shit.

Amy Schumer is just the current tumblrina SJW poster-girl, so they'll laud and praise everything she does and is regardless of how shitty a human being she is.

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>>39713416
Ilizia is MUCH funnier, and sexy as hell. Would wife tbqh.

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>And while she was not looking overly gym trained, her modestly honed torso still showed hints of a six pack as she made the most of her day at the seaside.

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>>39711734
laughed way harder than I should have at your pic

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>>39719077
>36 bulges that deserve gold
>40 trophies

Holy shit you had one fucking job.

>>39711507
>people are shocked at my weight
I'm sure they are.