Girlfriend wont let me get a gym membership. Im fat as fuck.

>>39703203
You are one pathetic beta fuck.

How do you even get a GF being fat?

This seems like an impossibility to me.

be your own man, whats is pussies real worth?

>>39703203
>Girlfriend wont let me get a gym membership
Then you break up with her you pathetic piece of shit.

She literally hates you and only tricks you into believing otherwise.
Actions speak louder than words here.
You are pathetic now, stop being so.

>>39703212
Sad part is i wasnt one at all before we got together i was literally fucking a different girl every other night

>>39703203

>my girlfriend's son

That's the only thing you should need to not be with her.

>>39703214
When i got with her i was in amazing shape i would do about 5 mile run a day and lift weight every other day

>>39703222
Trips of truth

>>39703203
>Girlfriend wont let me get a gym membership.
should be enough lol

Also, if your work gets in the way of goig to the gym, you could always watch your calorie intake. Stop being a fatty, man.

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>>39703203
She's literally killing you. She wants to go marry her, and get a life insurance policy. When you die, she'll move on over to the next poor soul.

Get the fuck out of that relationship. Get /fit/. Let your inner alpha out, or die to a succubus as a beta, it's your choice.

>>39703203
This has to be bait.

In case it's not, break up with her.

>>39703203
Break up with her, you pathetic fuck

>>39703203
Leave?
Also ER. Diastolic pressure over 100 puts you in real stroke danger.

>>39703203
>Girlfriend wont let me get a gym membership.

I don't even need to read the rest of your story. Dump her.

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And exactly how is she trying to stop you from getting the membership?

GTFO before she locks you down tight.

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>>39703203
>girl is sabotaging your life to keep you around so you can provide for her and her son

it's time to take out the garbage

>>39703203
>Girlfriend wont let me

Grow up.

>>39703203
This isn't the relationship advice board, you literal cuck.

As many other anons already said, leave her. She's just using you at this point.

>>39703203
I think it was time for you to be single a long time ago, what the fuck do you get out of this relationship?

>>39703203
Dude, She's making you fat so you can't go to anyone else. I'm a fucking chick and I know chicks who do this. If you're fatter than her then she doesn't have to feel bad about being fat. GET OUT NOW.

>>39703203
Break up. Do whatever it takes but get away from that situation. Change states if need be but fucking GO. She will attempt to say or do anything to keep you as a proverbial slave, IGNORE EVERYTHING.