>wlak in kitchen >see this >"hey buddy, I just

>proceed to tear off her underwear and bury my face in her butthole before creampie'ing and secretly hoping she gets pregnant

butterface

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whoa...

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Get out.

>>39702372

>fucking muffins/junkshit
>post work out
>or part of my diet at any point in my life


dumb bitch you just ate someone elses muffins.

>>39702372
proceed to break her neck and open her abdomen up and suck the gains out of her innards.

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>>39702372
"I fucked your mother and she is a better lay"
>"b-but she's in a nursing home!?"
"Day pass, Bitch!"

>>39702407

Yeah, this. Except not pregnant, as I would want to repeat it every day.

>>39702372
It's not even funny how dumb she looks in that pose.

also
>implying I would ever eat fastfood crap like that

>>39702372
>woman
>in kitchen

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>>39702372
>thats last time you have been eating my pwo meal you fat cow
>give me back my meal
>succ the butt
>give it now, its mine, miiiiiiiiine

>doesnt give back pwo meal through butt

>its out now, and never come back
>mfw fucking gains goblins everywhere

>Walk on /fit/
>Roleplayers are still here
>Walk out
>Repeat every day

>>39702407
fpbp

>>39702546
underrated kek

>>39702372
half naked woman high on bath salts breaks into my house and proceeds to eat my food? call the police I guess.

She would bite my dick off probably.

>>39702441
Dropped before I even picked up. No sympathy for her. I'm '7,5x6 too, so it's not that.

>>39702795
what exactly was she looking for sympathy for?

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>smile and tell her she doesn't have to apologize
>but she does have to eat this
>hand her a bowl of eggs

pic unrelated

>>39702372
>lookin pretty fit there buddy

>>39702940
dat forehead

>>39702940
>>39702958
dat fivehead

>>39702940
>>39702958
>>39703305
dat sixhead

>hand her a bowl of eggs
underrated kek

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Call the police and send the coalburner to jail for home invasion. She probably learned how to break into houses from her nigger.

>>39705136
Back to /pol/

>>39702372
Suplex her into the corner of the bench.

"pshh, nothin' personal kid"

>I don't mind re-eating it when it comes out of your ass

Ya that's cool, you're buying me dinner tho

>>39702441
Any other Liverpool fans LMAOing at her for dating a player we sent to austria because he's shit

>>39702372
She has old lady face

>>39707571
British face*

>>39702441
REEEEEE

>>39702372
Bend her ass over the counter sna slam that shit

>>39702372
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>39702372
eat her ass to get some of those nutrients back

>>39708409

...Anonymous
12/15/16(Thu)22:20:05 No.39708045
>>39700812 (OP) #
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>39702461
Kek

Roundhouse her in the gut, take back what's yours

>>39708439
You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>39702372
i wonder how it feels to be this attractive

Plow and impregnate, 9 months later receive dividends in the form of a healthy, nutritious child.

>>39702372
>Damnit woman, get back in the kitchen! Oh, wait...

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>>39702940

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>>39709648

>>39708533
Feels like everyone wants to put things in your butt and face at all times

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>>39702940

>>39709679
Everything is possible in japan.

>>39709648
forehead gains

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>>39702372
Do 360 and wlak right out.

>>39710762
you mean 270 degrees since you are walking in the OPPOSITE direction,

>>39710780
I bet you count the bar

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>>39702372

Did I fucking say you could touch my food? Bitch get out, go make your own.

>>39710780
I think you mean 1080 and then re-enter the half pipe

>>39702372
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house"