Alright, time to fess up. Who here has had their salad tossed

I had some gay sex with my twin brother when we were kids. Dunno if that counts, we're identical twins.

Other than that, nah.

>>39700278
Did you say "no homo"?
Otherwise it's pretty fucking gay mate.

>>39700278
Hope you said no homo, or that's 100% gay.

>>39700275
man id go gay for that dude

>>39700284
>>39700287
That was long before "no homo" even existed. And even if it did, we were too young to know. Guess I'm gay then, huh? Time to tell the gf.

>>39700295
Hope she understands. It was a long time ago, after all. Maybe this is your chance to bring some spice into the bedroom by introducing MMF to your gf.

>>39700299
It was a joke she already knows (I'm not exactly keeping it a secret, we were like 12 or something, children do weird shit all the time) and found it hot.

At least that's what she said.

>>39700307
>denial, the post

>>39700278
Same, breh, i think it's fucking me up from the inside out. I prefer not to think about it

>>39700292
imagine being covered in vegetable oil while that man uses his big spoon to stir your salad bowl

>>39700307
Your gf finds gay child sex hot...

>>39700327
>>39700350
Yeah, because women never lie when it comes to sex. She's still putting out so it's all good tho.

>>39700329
Kids do the darnedest things, who cares. Pussy > ass anyway.

>>39700278
>>39700329
the first time I ever got a boner I didn't know what it was so I put it in my sleeping brother's hand and woke him up to gross him out. I thought it was fucking hilarious. I think I was ten.

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>>39700374
So she found it hot, but she's lying, but maybe she's not, but she still wants to have sex while you pretend she's your twin brother. Got it.

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>>39700397
Come on, man. Don't bully him. We're in this thread to confess about our homosexual experiences.
We're all chums here.

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>>39700397
>not having a sexual deviant gf

>>39700397
>All these assumptions
Dude what? I know most of you have autism, but...

>>39700284

he said identical twins
that's just masturbation

>>39700499
do you masturbate to yourself?
>/fit/ probably does

>>39700404
Wait what? I thought this thread was about having out salad tossed? Why is that gay? I had a woman lick my ass, felt great, but obviously not gay.